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- Flummoxer, on 10/29/2007, -9/+285This has to be satire.
- MouseCircus, on 10/10/2007, -12/+226Actually, that's just the way the Sony Defense Force works. They're not joking at all; they're just that ignorant.
Take a moment and browse through their site. You'll quickly realize that they have absolutely NO credibility. - mobilehavoc, on 10/10/2007, -4/+170How can you take anything seriously hosted on a site called sonydefenseforce???
- JayD16, on 10/10/2007, -4/+168Either that or they assumed giving the game a 5 would get the site some hits. They're probably right.
- lacronicus, on 10/29/2007, -13/+168"Oh NOES! a 5/10, that ought drag Bioshocks metacritic rating of 99% to… oh wait… that’s right, Sony Defense Force is about as credible as Fox News." - birk
QFT - Tserk, on 10/29/2007, -3/+132The ***** found a way to generate some traffic though, didn't he. I guess someone out there learned something from Dvorak.org/blog
- kelbear, on 10/10/2007, -5/+114I think it's a joke, he didn't actually play the game. There are no references to the actual game.
- jads, on 10/10/2007, -2/+103As a 360 owner, I'd like to provide my own review of Ratchet and Clank for the PS3.
"It has mediocre graphics, and the gameplay is very 1 dimensional. It's too bloated as it has to run off Blu-Ray discs, and the animation suffers from glitches constantly through the game. There is a poor weapon selection system, and online play is terrible"
Of course, just like Sony Defense Force, I base my entire review on a few stills turned up in google images rather than basing it on actual gameplay. - inactive, on 10/10/2007, -2/+93Quote ~ " everyone gives it 8 to 10/10 "
I haven't seen anything below a 9.5 - Jakerius, on 10/10/2007, -3/+76Regardless of the article's integrity, the comments are funny as hell. Especially "wowyouareautistic"'s.
- Thorlord, on 10/29/2007, -22/+84so sad... i would say that i have met this person, but every sony fanboy i talk to sounds the same.
- zacpol, on 10/10/2007, -4/+62He sounds like the Bill O'Reilly of the video game world
- cardyology, on 10/10/2007, -2/+59Wow! 5/10 and he justifies it in one paragraph! This guy should work for IGN.
- Ayb4btu, on 10/10/2007, -1/+55For those who cant be bothered looking for the comment:
wowyouareautistic Says:
August 17th, 2007 at 8:59 am
Okay , singed up just for this work of art.
First off I would like to say you are severely retarded. Congrats for stealing my tax money you helpless academic disaster of a child.
On to bioshock
PS3 is not getting the game , MS made a deal with 2k games to have the game exclusive to Games for windows and xbox360. And based on the sales it will recieve on both of those fronts , MS will throw more money their way to secure the exclusive further.
Now on to your review… Im going to have to say it sucks. Bioshock is by far the best single player FPS experiance ever created. This is evident in the number of reviews that it has recieved giving it 10’s and high 9’s by every site that reviews it.
Sadly , the PS3 lacks games that are worth a ***** and wont have games until mid 2008
As for this ***** website , its pretty disgusting! but based on your logic , it could be even better if the webmaster had it running on a ps3 and really put effort into working with the cell.
So im going to have to leave now , just wanted to pop in and kick you in the nuts for being so incredibly ***** retarded
thanks for the fun
guiltyspark - gadgetuk, on 10/10/2007, -3/+55Yeah, but they forgot to get some ads up on the site - they could have creamed this situation but didn't. I'm still leaning towards the "bunch of retards" conclusion.
- smedrick, on 10/10/2007, -3/+54Does Sony really need a "Defense Force"?
- YuriSakazaki, on 10/10/2007, -1/+47"I also wonder how much better the graphics would’ve been had they not been compressed to fit on a DVD."
looooooooooooooooooool - gwolf, on 10/10/2007, -6/+49This guy is serious; the site in question are the epitome of irrational fan boy ideologues. They are the lunatic fringe of console devotees and spreading FUD is the first item in their mission statement.
- inactive, on 10/10/2007, -0/+37He may as well have given it a 1/10 and have said Fifa 99 was better...
- westhe32nd, on 10/10/2007, -1/+33You have failed at comments.
- naden, on 10/10/2007, -0/+32"You’d better see a ophthalmologist before you really become a achromate."
Smackdowns that require Google FTW ! - Nootay, on 10/10/2007, -1/+32hahahahaha best quote
"Congrats for stealing my tax money you helpless academic disaster of a child." - Grovulent, on 10/10/2007, -4/+31Im not sure what's more stupid - the review, or the people who care enough to spend so much time refuting it...
- mrfreeziexp, on 10/10/2007, -2/+28come on we're talking about 360 vs PS3 right now. you know, the important stuff.
- vinht426, on 10/10/2007, -13/+39They make me feel ashamed to even own a ps3... even tho i shouldnt be feeling that way..
- Rodman930, on 10/10/2007, -0/+25you took a peaceful nap?
- badaimer, on 10/10/2007, -0/+25"Congrats for stealing my tax money you helpless academic disaster of a child." Hahaha that's possibly one of the greatest insults I have ever read.
- chingy1788, on 10/10/2007, -25/+47Sorry for posting this here, but to save you some time
here is the crappy review by the retard, which contradicts what every other review says, sony fanboyism at its highest?
After many months of anticipation I finally got my copy of Bioshock and played through it over the past few days. There are many things to like about Bioshock such as the graphics (not animation), parts of the story and the water effects. That’s about where the good stuff ends.
First let me say how excited I was for the game after playing the demo on the 360. While the animation seemed stiff and you could tell the 360 was being pushed too hard it still looked like it had a lot of potential. So imagine my disappointment when I got the final version only to find none of the animation hitches, shooting glitches and AI was cleaned up. I also wonder how much better the graphics would’ve been had they not been compressed to fit on a DVD. Now I do not fault the developers for this, they only had so much system power to work with so maybe this will all be addressed with the PS3 version when it comes out.
To conclude, let this game cook in the oven just a little bit longer and wait for the superior PS3 version. Cleaned up textures, animations, AI, extra weapons, Home space, standard HDD and Blu-ray will make this flawed game into a perfect gem.
SDF Score: 5/10 - toasty168, on 10/10/2007, -2/+24browsing through the rest of the site, nothing indicates this site is satire. it's looks like a bunch of retarded rumor mongoring. they even claim sony is going to take over rockstar. lame site.
- ahnonamis, on 10/10/2007, -3/+23I love the Sony Defense Force. It's always good for a chuckle.
- knetworx, on 10/10/2007, -3/+22Why is everybody burying chingy1788? Posting the text directly in the comments is usually helpful, since many sites go down when pounded by Digg (and duggmirror doesn't always catch it). The only problem with this post is the fact that he put a question mark as if there's any question as to whether this is "Sony fanboyism".
- Homunculiheaded, on 10/10/2007, -2/+20Sometimes the best satire is unintentional.
- grat2001, on 10/10/2007, -8/+25For all who didn't see it in Sunday's paper, Circuit City will have it for 49.99!
- SteelFrog, on 10/10/2007, -2/+19Sure thing:
"After many months of anticipation I finally got my copy of Bioshock and played through it over the past few days. There are many things to like about Bioshock such as the graphics (not animation), parts of the story and the water effects. That’s about where the good stuff ends.
First let me say how excited I was for the game after playing the demo on the 360. While the animation seemed stiff and you could tell the 360 was being pushed too hard it still looked like it had a lot of potential. So imagine my disappointment when I got the final version only to find none of the animation hitches, shooting glitches and AI was cleaned up. I also wonder how much better the graphics would’ve been had they not been compressed to fit on a DVD. Now I do not fault the developers for this, they only had so much system power to work with so maybe this will all be addressed with the PS3 version when it comes out.
To conclude, let this game cook in the oven just a little bit longer and wait for the superior PS3 version. Cleaned up textures, animations, AI, extra weapons, Home space, standard HDD and Blu-ray will make this flawed game into a perfect gem.
SDF Score: 5/10" - chris9902, on 10/10/2007, -5/+22I assume he means 5/5 else he's ***** retarded.
- ericrous, on 10/10/2007, -2/+18No, MS has been great. They were the first company in years to offer Sony some real competition. One platform dominating the market is what's REALLY bad for gamers and developers (which Sony did for the last two console generations). Competition is what is best for gamers.
- knetworx, on 10/10/2007, -0/+15Competition leads to better games and lower prices.
- Ellipson, on 10/10/2007, -1/+16Dugg for hilarity, even though fanboy wars are annoying. This gem on the About page made me lol at work, got some strange scares:
"The original Defense Force! Created on September 11, 2006 the Sony Defense Force (SDF) is back with a new look and a new site. It’s original intention was, and still is, to give honest news about all things Playstation. Since the launch of PS3 there has been a lot of F.U.D. (Fear, Uncertainty, Doubt) spread around the internet thanks to viral marketing campaigns from competitors. SDF is here to cut through the mess and give straight answers about the Playstation Platform."
All those FOX news comparisons were right: It's like one of their normal "Hey, we're fair and balanced!" speeches only for PS3. - repete, on 10/10/2007, -1/+15Droopy boobs?
- knetworx, on 10/10/2007, -0/+14Wouldn't it be nice if people could actually be objective instead of calling each other fanboys and discrediting every statement said "fanboy" makes?
- Cyber_Akuma, on 10/10/2007, -1/+15You know, eyes normally aren't supposed to form into a V-shape, maybe you should go see a doctor about that.
- coheedcollapse, on 10/10/2007, -3/+16Take the worst example of any sort of fanboy and you get this kind of crap. Sucks that we have people like this to give PS3 owners a bad name. It's lame to bash great games just because you can't have them on your console, k?
- inactive, on 10/10/2007, -0/+13Probably, it's called a PR department. This is more of a volunteer militia. Eventually one of them will try to blow up a truck outside of a Microsoft building and then they'll crack down on it.
- Orlex, on 10/10/2007, -0/+13Hay what are you guyz talkin about? I just saw a site that gave it a 5/10
- Paroparo, on 10/10/2007, -1/+13Actually I can't see a single Sony fan try to defend SDF here. Even they aren't generally this delusional.
- inactive, on 10/10/2007, -2/+14You're talking about the Sony Defense Force. It's well-known that they are a bunch of retards.
- 0two, on 10/10/2007, -1/+13The funny part is that you guys are falling for this hook line and sinker. This is the definition of trolling, when you flame them they're getting exactly what they wanted. Don't give them the satisfaction. You know that you're right and they're wrong, just move along.
- DebbilsAdvocate, on 10/10/2007, -7/+18I agree, because as we all know Sony doesn't buy their way into exclusives... *roll eyes*
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