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  • vtbarrera, on 10/08/2009, -16/+1141For being Jesus lovers they sure don't talk very Jesus-like.
  • whatthefu, on 10/08/2009, -10/+976Jesus died? ***** you kids and your spoilers.
  • zukuss, on 10/09/2009, -16/+763Actually, there is some precedent for it.
    John 12
    22 And Jesus said unto him, "Why don't you go suck a dick you *****."
  • doctechnical, on 10/08/2009, -1/+748Don't sweat it, he re-spawned in the cave behind the big rock.
  • drinkthepill, on 10/08/2009, -20/+630I know someone who's getting a friend request.
  • adml_shake, on 10/08/2009, -0/+606I don't see what the big deal is, sounded like a pretty normal Halo 3 pregame lobby to me.
  • AmazingSteve, on 10/08/2009, -10/+560Did one of them call him a dirty Jew? Jesus, rednecks are stupid.
  • BooBooBaron, on 10/08/2009, -26/+432Cool Gamertag imo.
  • twiztidsinz, on 10/08/2009, -13/+358Funny how Christians pick and choose what they accept from the bible.


    oh wait.. it's not funny.
  • Eastcoastsurfer, on 10/08/2009, -15/+327Why can't Jesus eat M&M's?

    They keep falling through his hands.
  • IHaveIssues, on 10/08/2009, -9/+292I used to play Soldier of Fortune 2 as "Gay Marine" - that was fun. :-)
  • Fleagleman, on 10/08/2009, -9/+260Thank you for reminding me why I never play Halo 3 anymore. If it weren't for Left 4 Dead, I'd probably never even get on XBOX Live. Sort of sad to see such a great infrastructure from Microsoft being wasted on Darwin's rejects.
  • Clearmedium, on 10/08/2009, -3/+221You stay classy XBOX live ^_^
  • algaeturd, on 10/09/2009, -1/+201Not even an OUNCE of testosterone between the whole lot of those voices.
  • BooBooBaron, on 10/08/2009, -14/+199same ***** probably find gamertags with 420 and 69 in them original

    Please stop it with that non original ***** please
  • TrevorBelmont, on 10/08/2009, -4/+189Signing comments is stupid.

    -Pie
  • dj88masterchief, on 10/09/2009, -0/+181Yeah but it took him two days to respawn, talk about lag
  • RSS14, on 10/09/2009, -1/+172Playing Halo 3 with the gamertag "xxxGayBoyxxx"

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6alOnuN-wCY
  • Sirocco, on 10/08/2009, -31/+199Trolling Halo 3? Surely this is one of the lowest forms of human activity.
  • Diosjenin, on 10/09/2009, -2/+169This made my day.
  • Dagreenman, on 10/08/2009, -9/+176They're just mad because THEIR savior can't turn into a truck.
  • fasda, on 10/09/2009, -1/+148***** whats with the more spoilers you bastard!
  • marmotjmarmot, on 10/09/2009, -4/+143 St. Peter stood at the Pearly Gates, waiting for the incoming. He saw Jesus walking by and caught his attention.

    " Jesus, could you mind the gate while I go do an errand?"

    " Sure," replied Jesus. " What do I have to do?"

    " Just find out about the people who arrive. Ask about their background, their family, and their lives. Then decide if they deserve entry into Heaven."

    " Sounds easy enough. OK."

    So Jesus waited at the gates while St. Peter went off on his errand.

    The first person to approach the gates was a wrinkled old man. Jesus summoned him to the examination table and sat across from him. Jesus peered at the old man and asked, " What was it you did for a living?"

    The old man replied, "I was a carpenter.
    Jesus remembered his own earthly existence and leaned forward. " Did you have any family?" he asked.

    " Yes, I had a son, but I lost him."

    Jesus leaned forward some more. " You lost our son? Can you tell me about him?"
    " Well, he had holes in his hands and feet."

    Jesus leaned forward even more and whispered, " Father?"

    The old man leaned forward and whispered, " Pinocchio?"
  • LilJimmyNordin, on 10/08/2009, -3/+134Jesus walks into a hotel with a couple of boards and a handful of nails. The clerk says "Can I help you?" and he replies "Yeah, could you put me up for the night?"
  • JediPilot, on 10/09/2009, -0/+128It's not lag, it's a respawn delay, and in this particular game, you respawn with god mode on.
  • dk75eclipse, on 10/09/2009, -1/+122"Everybody kill that Jew"

    Jesus or the gamer? =P
  • ryrocker, on 10/09/2009, -1/+118"everybody kill that Jew, Jesus Died"

    XD
  • jtbndy, on 10/09/2009, -1/+114I liked the line.... "More like Jesus sadface"
  • EatingPie, on 10/08/2009, -41/+149I'm sort of missing why this is offensive. Jesus did die. Says so in the Bible.

    I guess people could get up in arms about the LOL part, but it's Xbox Live.

    -Pie

  • eviltrunkz, on 10/08/2009, -20/+124Wait. People still play Halo 3?
  • zukuss, on 10/09/2009, -2/+104Damn, I wish that I had done some research.
    John 12:22 is actually: "Philip went to tell Andrew; Andrew and Philip in turn told Jesus." Which would have been a perfect setup for the "suck a dick" line.
  • inactive, on 10/08/2009, -2/+94i got a lot of attention with "ILike11YearOlds"....until it got banned. lame
  • aywwts4, on 10/08/2009, -1/+88Yeah... but don't hold your breath for the sequel, ***** Duke Nukem... Jesus II, The Resurrection is taking Foreeeverr.
  • Darksoul, on 10/08/2009, -7/+90I love how they don't see the irony in using the word "*****" and "Jew" and the irony in telling somebody they where going to kill him.
  • TeeBaagz, on 10/08/2009, -6/+86Jesus died lol.
  • PiRATE7, on 10/09/2009, -1/+79"I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ." -- Mahatma Gandhi
  • ash808, on 10/09/2009, -0/+75"I ***** your mom"
    "yeah, I did too"

    seemed like a normal pregame lobby to me.
  • bratterscain, on 10/09/2009, -2/+74Or be topped off with Parmesan cheese and be deliciously slurped up.
  • SkinnerBox, on 10/09/2009, -2/+71And all the rest just called him a fag. Oh no! Don't call me gay or Jewish!

    ***** fundies.
  • EddiePotato, on 10/09/2009, -2/+70You're right, LOL!

    Love,
    Eddie Potato
  • fxu1989, on 10/08/2009, -0/+67http://img195.imageshack.us/img195/738/spoilerg.jp ...
  • teb8f, on 10/09/2009, -1/+67i wish i could favorite comments
  • Agentdvd, on 10/09/2009, -0/+60Its ***** xbox live.
  • tgc1, on 10/09/2009, -0/+55I love how the one guy makes the comment "We kept tea bagging you" -- Kinda makes me wonder about them. LOL.
  • wwwonka, on 10/09/2009, -3/+57hahaha..friend request!!!! hahaha...you nailed it on that one!
    ...oh wait...too soon?
  • missingship, on 10/09/2009, -6/+58Why can't Jesus play hockey anymore?

    He kept getting nailed to the boards.
  • 0biKwiet, on 10/08/2009, -0/+50What, there's a guy like you on every server. Are you actually surprised that you ran into obnoxious people while playing Halo 3?
  • parkermauney, on 10/09/2009, -0/+50An ounce of testosterone is kind of a lot.
    Just sayin
  • Chebsi, on 10/08/2009, -1/+51Not much difference between this and any other Halo 3 session.
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