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- wontstoptalking, on 04/19/2008, -18/+373diggers, ASSEMBLE!!!
- killbert24, on 04/19/2008, -4/+296Judging by the thumbnail, MSFT stole her cat as well. That is just going too far, even for Bill. Lets get Whiskers home everyone!!!
- inactive, on 04/19/2008, -16/+209This is an open and shut case, it can't be her XBOX, she's a girl. Probably stole it from her boyfriend or something.
- jellygraph, on 04/19/2008, -15/+122Article dugg down... because, how do we know she is really Tiffany? How can we really trust who she is if she is a thief?
- RevJonathan, on 04/19/2008, -5/+97What's that glorious smell on the air?
Internet Justice - Mromson, on 04/19/2008, -13/+102Wtf Microsoft???
- Sabazou, on 04/19/2008, -8/+74I'll save my Digg for the article about her actually being a thief with The Consumerist apologizing to Microsoft
- Ajajadude, on 04/19/2008, -3/+62If Microsoft ever sees that picture, they'll probably void her warranty for having one of those third party cooling adapters.
- SifuMoKung, on 04/19/2008, -6/+55Microsoft thinks everyone is a thief. That's why it's so easy to install, validate, and restore their operating system. It's understandable why they think the way they do. They think you're trying to screw them, because after all, they'd screw you.
- amanilaenvelope, on 04/19/2008, -0/+48To the apartment of solitude !!!!!
- gl77, on 04/19/2008, -15/+61***** thief.
- aceakm, on 04/19/2008, -5/+49I am Bill Gates and I can tell you right now that this bitch will never get her 360 back.
- inactive, on 04/19/2008, -1/+40so that's how they knew she was a thief all along... crafty microsoft.
- rficwizard, on 04/19/2008, -3/+42Since she is a thief, she should be waterboarded until she reveals the identities and plans of all of the other thieves. If that doesn't work, she should be handed over to a regime that has no trouble with more violent forms of torture, until she gives up the goods. Of course, I wouldn't recommend torturing a law-abiding citizen, but someone somewhere thinks she is a thief, and that means it must be true. Besides, national security may hang in the balance. Who knows if there is a ticking "dirty bomb" X-box out there, and only Tiffany knows where? America has to have the guts to go after these thieves, and not let the pansy liberals stop us with their calls for "human rights".
- Chebsi, on 04/19/2008, -3/+41Right, because you can't buy GTA after the release date.
- wYpe, on 04/19/2008, -1/+35Why hasn't she gone to a small claims court yet?
- jackalsclaw, on 04/20/2008, -1/+30With your cable modems combined I am CAPTAIN PIRATE!!
Captain Pritate he's our hero
Gonna take the RIAA down to zero
His ownership is falsified
And he's fighting on the pirate's side
Captain Pritate, he's our hero
Gonna take the MPAA down to zero
Gonna tare that monopoly asunder
all copyrighted things are his plunder
We're the Pirateers
You can be one too
'Cause piracy is the thing to do!
buying stuff is not the way
Hear what Captain Pirate has to say!
"The Power is Yours!" - nanded, on 04/19/2008, -9/+34Scene : Small Claims Court - April 24 10:30 AM
Tiffany - "Your honor, I'm filing a suit for $300 against the Microsoft corporation for not returning my X-Box"
**At that moment, 24 lawyers march in step into the courtroom double file**
Head Lawyer - "Your honor, we represent the Microsoft corporation and it's board of executives. We refute all the plaintiff's claims and are hereby filing a counter suit for slander"
Judge - "I find in favor of the defendant, and order the plaintiff to pay the Microsoft corporation the amount of $5000. Case Dismissed" - inactive, on 04/19/2008, -5/+28Tell them you're going to buy a Wii instead.
- neko, on 04/20/2008, -0/+23Give that cat her xbox back.
- refreshers, on 04/19/2008, -4/+26HOOOOOOOOO
- inactive, on 04/19/2008, -1/+22and because HE cares if SHE plays it.
- bubbakja, on 04/19/2008, -6/+26It seems to me like most of the consumerist stories are horribly slanted
- sporg, on 04/20/2008, -8/+28Microsoft Just announced that all their operating systems are now free of charge and all their overpriced software will be discounted 100%.
http://thepiratebay.org/tor/3985848/windows_vista
http://thepiratebay.org/tor/4084517/Windows_XP_Pro ...
http://thepiratebay.org/tor/4014388/Windows_Server ... - mikelieman, on 04/20/2008, -0/+19More like:
Tiffany -- " Your honor, since the defense hasn't appeared to represent the defendant, I move for summary judgment..."
...
Judge - "I find in favor of the plaintiff... Those arrogant pricks didn't even show up..." - jeet404, on 04/20/2008, -1/+19"With your powers combined I am CAPTAIN PLANET!!" *starts singing* Captain planet he's our hero. Gonna take pollution down to zero....I should stop while I am ahead.
- Diderotten, on 04/19/2008, -6/+24Wind!
- jstone, on 04/19/2008, -0/+18He said "metal gear SOLIDO 4." Must be one of those cheap chinese knockoffs.
- crossmr, on 04/19/2008, -3/+21oo look..unsupported claims of personal ties to a story.. this time its really bold. Bill gate's secretary you say? Wow.
- dondara, on 04/19/2008, -1/+18Scared of a little pussy? Thought so.
- KingLeo, on 04/19/2008, -0/+17an xbox 360 can't play metal gear solid 4 either
- Dundasbro, on 04/20/2008, -2/+19You got it in the wrong order anyway, its Earth Fire Wind Water Heart Go Planet! e.t.c. Now kill me for knowing too much...
p.s - HEART! - rajputwarrior, on 04/19/2008, -14/+30she won't get it back in time for GTA... that sucks
- strictnein, on 04/19/2008, -1/+17What are you, 12?
- Seifey, on 04/19/2008, -1/+17It's actually weird to see "99" at the end of an internet nickname and think to myself "Is that their birth year?"
- winmywii, on 04/19/2008, -3/+17Form a crippletron!
- inactive, on 04/19/2008, -2/+16Alright. I'll get right on that...just...let me...rest my eyes...for a...minute..*zzzzzzzzzzz*
- Ajajadude, on 04/19/2008, -2/+16Well, having been a founding member of Microsoft I can assure you that it's true: being a secretary for the figurehead of a company means you know nothing.
- bagboyrebel, on 04/19/2008, -4/+18you mean a site where anyone can submit a story about corporations being bad and have the story treated as fact without any verification whatsoever.
- Myonosken, on 04/20/2008, -0/+14Because the story is most likely one sided and not as open and close as the sitty consumerist is suggesting.
- mgyqmb, on 04/19/2008, -0/+12It's a stock photo.
- PopcornDave, on 04/20/2008, -0/+11Not even necessary.
1. Send Microsoft a registered letter with all pertinent documentation.
2. Failing a resolution on that, take all documents to small claims court and sue Microsoft for XBox and all time invested.
3. Profit.
I know it's not as sexy as Internet justice, but it works. - FUR10N, on 04/19/2008, -6/+17It's a sticky situation, what if they did return it and it did turn out to be a thief, they would still catch negative media. For Microsoft it always seems like a lose-lose situation, or maybe they just can't do anything right, idk.
- Diderotten, on 04/19/2008, -1/+12Explain and maybe we wont.
- Okari, on 04/20/2008, -0/+11Good. All she would do in GTA is steal some more.
- H1tchh1k3r, on 04/20/2008, -3/+14due to RevJonathan's fail, this thread shall now be terminated
WATER - MasterGrief, on 04/19/2008, -4/+14Fear not, Tiffany! Internet.... TO THE RESCUE!
- HSaraiva, on 04/19/2008, -4/+14Earth!
- LAZZOR, on 04/19/2008, -0/+10Am I the only person who won't be surprised when that picture in the article becomes a lolcat?
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