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…………………………………………………….’’~-~’……....................... - dha07030, on 12/05/2008, -7/+132Dugg for Rugrats.
- inactive, on 12/05/2008, -3/+120Damnit. Child assassinations were my bread and butter.
- inactive, on 12/05/2008, -5/+92It's probably not even worth buying now.
- jazino, on 12/05/2008, -0/+71The disappearing wife thing isn't a glitch; it happens in RL too!
- Snoosy, on 12/05/2008, -4/+73Now I have to go to public school just to satisfy my child-murdering needs.
- haikuFU, on 12/05/2008, -0/+63Those kids need to suck it up. What are they going to do in real life when they are selected as an assassination target? Cry?
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… … … … … … … … … … … … ...|………………../...,-“………………...| - Kinsbane, on 12/05/2008, -2/+50It looks like he's holding a squirting Fleshlight.
- Modestexcuse, on 12/05/2008, -1/+49Best use of pedo in months.
- netcowboy, on 12/05/2008, -0/+45Hear Ye, Hear Ye - Shakespeare's new Hamlet patch removes problematic moral issues from overly wrought play.
- litolist, on 12/05/2008, -6/+46............................................________
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...................................,<`.._|_,-&``................`\ - MemorabIename, on 12/05/2008, -2/+37FTA: "Your child will no longer be chosen as an assassination target."
Just for reference to non-gamers/Fable-players, you never could assassinate kids, but your kids could be assassinated by other people.
That said, what the hell is wrong with Lionhead? Maybe they should release a patch so that your dog can no longer get injured. I mean, that's really sad, and no one should ever hurt a cute little puppy. Hell, he's like your best friend, and I honestly think it'd be better if they just removed dog injuries from the game. I should never be exposed to anything pleasant in a game. That would suck. Now that we've gotten "I should never be permitted to do bad things" (offing non-combatants is fair game, though. It doesn't offend many people, so obviously it's alright... right?) out of the way, let's move onto "I should never witness bad things or have any misfortune befall me, those around me, or children."
In other news, what the ***** is happening? Every time I enter a character the text box resizes, and then reverts to normal. - t.toe, on 12/05/2008, -1/+27What about the disappearing wife glitch?! I'm sad to not see that listed among the patch fixes. I've lost my in-game wife twice (in fact, I can't find her at the moment), and it's happened to virtually everyone else I know who plays the game.
- enantiodromia, on 12/05/2008, -2/+25I played Fable2 all the way through twice in two weeks. I thought it was very fun, until I played Fallout 3.
Yahtzee hit the nail on the head when he complained that even though there were tons of things to do in Fable2, WHY would you do any of them?
And just like in the original Fable, as soon as you learn level 5 Lightning, the game can be played on auto-pilot.
But no matter how you play the game, you wind up an obese woman at the end. - seventoes, on 12/05/2008, -0/+23Relax, she's just cheating on you.
- nOcoNtrol926, on 12/05/2008, -3/+24working as intended.
- Soriven, on 12/05/2008, -1/+22That's like taking the blocks out of Tetris!
- twiztidsinz, on 12/05/2008, -3/+23"Rescuing Charlie / Rescue My Baby – After rescuing Charlie, you can now able to interact with objects."
Just make sure that you don't accidentally the whole thing. - X9001, on 12/05/2008, -3/+21That's my bread and butter your ***** with
- CynicalTyler, on 12/06/2008, -0/+18It's called realism. You can't keep a girl interested in real life, why should you be able to in a video game?
- spepin, on 12/05/2008, -3/+20Looks like I'm trading this in now.
- Chairboy, on 12/05/2008, -1/+16Is your character H_Reiser?
- Lammin, on 12/05/2008, -9/+23Maybe you can get a sence of humor.
- seventoes, on 12/05/2008, -3/+16I accidentally the whole thing once. My game almost all over the place.
- bluechigger, on 12/05/2008, -1/+14Dugg for English Literacy.
- ElGubrush, on 12/06/2008, -1/+14I don't know how to tell you, but I saw her with that ***** bard from Bowerstone
- deltron, on 12/05/2008, -11/+23… … … … … … … … … „„–~-„„… … … … … … ..„–„„
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If you want something that works like Fark, I hear Fark is a good place to try. - phatboyslim, on 12/05/2008, -2/+13Child assinations was my favorite feature of Animal Crossing for Wii. I'm surprised it didn't make it into Fable 2.
- IAmTheGuy, on 12/05/2008, -2/+13You need to make that ACII art a little better. I can only imagine it's Captain Planet.
- inactive, on 12/06/2008, -0/+9What we really need is a renegade video game development team that doesn't give a *****.
- EmperorAwesome, on 12/05/2008, -0/+9When I read the headline I jumped for joy, thinking it was a type-o regarding a patch to let you kill children. As it stands, I can't even flirt with my son, even though he follows me around staring at my ass.
- MonkeyFit, on 12/05/2008, -0/+9I am ashamed I got that joke. But not that I laughed at it.
- inactive, on 12/06/2008, -0/+8Well at least I can still force my hooker wife to follow me through a cave of hobbs (all the while her remarking on my being a murderer) and afterwards when i get the divorce popup I can still target my hooker-wife and pull out my blunderbuss and shoot her between the eyes. As she cartwheels backwards and the game pauses once again to tell me that social services are taking my child away I will shed a sigh of relief knowing that as I have not patched the game my prodigy will not escape it's grim fate by means of social intervention.
No half-measure will stop people using your games potential to release their inner demons in a creative way.
*Strokes Postal 2 box* - lastmaster, on 12/05/2008, -0/+8In Fallout 1 and 2 you could shoot kids in the crotch (just like real life). So kids were just removed completely from the european versions.
- frepnog, on 12/05/2008, -3/+11BITCHES DON'T KNOW BOUT MY CHILD ASSASSINATIONS
- nerdherder, on 12/05/2008, -1/+9He means it was fun but Fallout 3 was so much better that Fable 2 was no longer fun by comparison.
- inactive, on 12/05/2008, -1/+9At least I can still kill women, and I can pretend they're pregnant and that's almost as much fun.
- Gndoab, on 12/05/2008, -0/+8try the original fallout games. You get the child killer stat, which pretty much destroyed most options a character has in the game, but you are free to do it.
- goatmale, on 12/05/2008, -1/+8this is the last and only straw. I'm trading this game in.
- BabyWookie, on 12/05/2008, -2/+9Not having killable kids, pregnant women, etc in sandbox games, has always destroyed the realism for me. That's why I hate GTA4 and all the other sandbox games. I just want to be able to run over women with baby carriages and *****. Is that really too much to ask for, devs? Damn... If I knew that Fable 2 lets you assassinate kids, I would have bought it when it first came out.
- dhVyse, on 12/06/2008, -0/+7Yeah, ebay it or put it in the free under $100 ads in the newspaper. You get more, and the buyer spends less.
And it's CASH not store ***** credit. GOD I HATE EB/GAMESTOP or whatever the hell they call themselves now. - DragonForce4, on 12/06/2008, -0/+7holy ***** I love you
- TVarmy, on 12/05/2008, -0/+6Fallout 3 seems to deliver on all of Molyneux's promises that were actually worth keeping, even though Bethusda never really said they were aiming for that. I find that wonderful somehow.
- FireandFlame, on 12/05/2008, -0/+6there goes ingame population control.... now the world will be populated by a few hundred kids with no way to kill them off!
- shadowcode, on 12/05/2008, -0/+6No word on the savegame and/or zone load issues yet... which is odd, as it seems to be one of the biggest issues with the game.
- BabyWookie, on 12/05/2008, -2/+8You thought that it was fun, until you played Fallout 3? How does that work? You either had fun playing it or you didn't. You can't "undo" having fun by having more fun with something else.
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