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- UnFriendlyFire, on 07/20/2009, -1/+131Is it just me or is there no list on that site?
- skyfyre, on 07/20/2009, -0/+73Try to police it all you want, but there's really no point in censoring gamertags when, immediately after creating their PC gamertag, the user immediately joins a Halo 3 match and begins screaming obscenities.
"Bad words" are only bad because people choose to be offended by them. The words themselves only carry the weight that people allow them to carry. What's the difference between "*****" and "poop?" Both refer to the same thing. Both have four letters. Yet one is a "curse word," and the other is acceptable for a three year old to say. It's insanity, people. - bmcnally, on 07/20/2009, -3/+70"My team spends a lot of time learning as slang evolves, as the Internet drives new communications. We have to work very hard to be abreast on those sorts of things."
Ha, he said 'breast'. - wingwangdoodle, on 07/20/2009, -2/+63"The phrase Cleveland Steamer, the description for a sex act, managed to sneak by TV censors when it aired on an episode of Family Guy after actor Seth Green told them it was a nonsense phrase."
Why would censors listen to Seth Green on matters of inappropriate words to say on air? lol - RoroCo, on 07/20/2009, -1/+50I tried to have "$10 boots $100 shine" as my motto once and the Live bots told me that their was profanity in it and the did not allow me to use it. I consider myself pretty versed in slang, but that one has got me confused.
- chriscalifornia, on 07/20/2009, -0/+47I wondered why they wouldnt let me register NiggerCuntFaggot88, turns out theres a maximum character count of 15 letters.
- mallchin, on 07/20/2009, -3/+47If an obscenity requires explanation it can hardly be contrived as obscene.
Is 'Cleavland Steamer' obscene or mildly funny? I choose the latter. - ThatBuffalo, on 07/20/2009, -4/+45So I tell the swamp donkey to sock it before I give her a trunky in the tradesman's entrance and have her lick me yarbles
- dasdef, on 07/20/2009, -5/+43***** piss ***** ***** ***** ***** and *****
- V3n0M, on 07/20/2009, -3/+38Well, frak me!
- tspchen, on 07/20/2009, -5/+32hey everyone, the best operating system in the world is Linu*...*banned*
- sleepy35758, on 07/20/2009, -1/+28If anyone could find a list of these words I would really like to see them.
- NCocca, on 07/20/2009, -1/+25Lol, i wonder if they'd ban the gamertag "abreast"
"you were killed by abreast" - NCocca, on 07/20/2009, -1/+25I also think they meant Seth McFarlane, the creator of the show, not Seth Green, the voice of Chris Griffin
- AlienDevil, on 07/20/2009, -0/+24Maybe because you didn't use the universal Microsoft terms.. try:
"800 Microsoft Point boots 8000 Microsoft Point shine"
Dollars maybe a bad word in the eyes of Xbox to it's foreign customers. Maybe "$10" means "butt sex" in some foreign language, and $100 means "rape my ass"... Using their universal point system should get you around that problem... Just a thought... - patond33z, on 07/20/2009, -1/+24my motto has been "dump on chest" for quite some time now...not sure if i understand the discrepancy
- nyxerebos, on 07/20/2009, -2/+22Barbra Streisand
- bthree78, on 07/20/2009, -0/+19Shouldn't the language police be the responsibility of the parents when they hear their mutant offspring yelling the words "fag," "queer," "*****," or "Canadian *****" from the other room?
- Sideshowslob, on 07/20/2009, -0/+17Frak censorship.
- CoD4, on 07/20/2009, -2/+17If ni99erfa99ot is not the first word, i don't know anything
- ChaosProfessor, on 07/20/2009, -1/+15Euro Trip
- nepidae, on 07/20/2009, -0/+13The more phrases you ban the more will pop up.
- Sideshowslob, on 07/20/2009, -1/+13So I fraked her right in the frakin parking lot.
- twiztidsinz, on 07/20/2009, -0/+12I think the censors listening to Seth McFarlane would be even LESS of a good idea, lol.
- melophobia07, on 07/20/2009, -1/+13both of you watch your frakin mouths.
- ChaosProfessor, on 07/20/2009, -1/+13I work at a High School, during home coming we had a dodgeball tourney one of the kids' team names was Donkey Punch, so I asked the principle if she thought that was appropriate she yelled at me for my tshirt that said Byte me, it was a shirt a vendor had given me.
- Bigballa5412, on 07/20/2009, -0/+11OH NO! My frail youthful mind! I am now a social deviant!
...Huh? These are just words? No harm no foul then. - SanTe, on 07/20/2009, -2/+13Complete list follows. Microsoft has expanded the list by as many as they could. The list is a little longer than it was before...
First we start with the ones we already know: "*****, piss, *****, *****, *****, *****, *****… fart, turd and *****.”
"Crap, balls, prick, *****, jack-off..."
"Jerk-off, scumbag, douche-bag
hard on..."
"Ride on, boner, stiff,
piss hard, blue balls...
"Nookie, cooze, gash..."
"Slash, hole, slit, snatch, box,
beaver, pussy, bearded clam..."
"Jism, come, cream, juice, pecker,
pecker-head, pecker tracks..."
"Dick, dork, dong, donicker, wang,
schlong, schvonz, pork..."
"Crabs, ass, butt, heinie, tuckers, bum, buns,
cheeks, screw, lay, diddle, plow, hump, bang..."
"...batter, wham, knock up, bugger, brown,
jugs, bazoons, knockers, knobs, lungs..."
"...balloons, dildo, joystick,
hair-pie, muff, cornhole..."
"...rim job, blow job, sugarbowl pie,
suck off, give head, sit on my face...."
"Butt-*****, finger-*****, clap, clip, sixty-nine..."
"...seventy-one, which is sixty-nine with two
fingers up your ass."
"Daisy chain, circle jerk, ***** teaser, wet dream,
*****, pussy-whipped..."
"Short arm, tuna taco,
group grope, milking the chicken..."
Bull dagger, gang bang, ball breaker, ball buster,
Merchant, bananas & cream, up the old dirt road...
Around the world, beat your meat,
whack off, flogging your dong...
"counting your pod,
beating the bishop..."
"poooooooooooooooon-taaaaang"
"Dingleberries, sit on it, fudge packer,
milking the lizard..."
"Fart-face, old fart, farting around,
fart-sniffer, rim, snake, raincoat,
quickie, queer, queen..."
"Putz, put out, push, beef injection,
dog style, hop your cookies,
bust your nuts, one-eyed monster...
"..Knob, pack-a-pull, tail, tiddle,
paddle the pickle, one-man band,
snapper, notch, rodge, shaft..."
"Stick, piece of ass, goddamnit, pimp,
poker, punk, *****, dyke, lassie..."
"...box lunch, sea food, hand job,
hammer, hatch, head job, hot knots,
hum job, prong...
"...jelly roll, jerk the gherkin..."
"...lob, meat whistle, cheese, middle leg, wanking, booty, love muscle, snapping pussy..."
"...bitch, bastard, clamp, bite the brown,
going up mustard road, old man, bush, button,
***** lapper, cherry, tool, dinges, whiff..."
"...cream, get off, join, piece, stamp,
root, crack, cooch, crud, eat me,
***** you, up your ass..."
"...get laid, ***** off, piss off, piss on you,
stick it, stuff it, ram it, jam it, cram it, horny,
peter, the one-eyed wonder worm..."
"...piece of ass, little brown eyeball, golden
showers, poundcake, brown eyes, brown nose,
sloppy seconds, Mongolian cluster-*****..."
"Ride of love, capping a field, capping a cherry,
capping a joint, on the rag, flying the flag,
riding the cotton pony..."
"..dipping your wick, going down on,
dry hump, fist *****, skin flute,
french job, fur-burger, nuts..."
"get your rocks off, get in, get it up, hunk,
ginch, gobble, dizzle-dong, rubber, shoot..."
"dizzle-dyke, that was."
"sift, wad, cocksman,
tit-*****, tongue, rough trick, weenie,
and yodeling in the gulley.” - wheezy360, on 07/20/2009, -0/+10You guys are on a totally different level of swearing.
- murraj2, on 07/20/2009, -0/+10Amazing that NiggerCuntFaggot 1-87 were already taken.
- insertAliasHere, on 07/20/2009, -0/+10Get a brain, Firespray.
- NCocca, on 07/20/2009, -0/+10What gets me is the blatant racist and sexist terms that get shouted. "N*gger" and "F*aggot" must be the 2 most common names shouted by those 12 year olds. It's painful to listen to, especially in such a high pitch
- nepidae, on 07/20/2009, -3/+12Thank god these morans don't know about urban dictionary.
- twiztidsinz, on 07/20/2009, -1/+10Smurf 1: "Did you have a good time with Smurfette last night?"
Smurf 2: "Right as we got out of the bar she started smurfin' me.."
Smurf 1: "Get the smurf out! Right in the smurfin' parkin lot?"
Smurf 2: "Smurf yea!"
Smurf 1: "That is freakin' smurf!"
smurf 2: "You smurf it" - mrsark, on 07/20/2009, -0/+9go xbox yourself in the halo.
- stickypenguin, on 07/20/2009, -0/+8god dammit i want that wiki
- Boofster, on 07/20/2009, -2/+10Bunch of *****.
- Hetman, on 07/20/2009, -1/+9This is humbug.
- ChaosProfessor, on 07/20/2009, -1/+9not a teacher I'm the computer and network tech, but they all hate me anyways they view me as the guy that cripples the internet- mostly because i am
- lohphat, on 07/20/2009, -0/+7From the vulgarity list on the Cisco Ironport spam appliance:
"vertical bacon sandwich"
WTF? Since when do they employ (and pay) people with the mindset of a 14 year old?
The internet is not a nanny, it was made by and for adults doing adult things. We should not have to dumb down the world because some tight-assed helicopter parent can't supervise their crotch-fruit. - glasszach, on 07/20/2009, -0/+7RIP George Carlin
- RealmDown, on 07/20/2009, -1/+8***** doesn't even belong in the list, man....
- Bigballa5412, on 07/20/2009, -0/+7http://24ahead.com/images/get-a-brain-morans.jpg
- Travelsonic, on 07/20/2009, -0/+7New Nabisco *****!
And new Cheese *****!
Corn *****, sesame *****, and tater *****... bet you can't have just one! - Laterali, on 07/20/2009, -0/+7I'd like to get paid for surfing Urban Dictionary all day.
- wdw25, on 07/20/2009, -0/+7You can. Just mute him and then you won't have any problems.
- glasszach, on 07/20/2009, -0/+6Balloons and Diddle are my favorite words though!
- imdandman, on 07/20/2009, -0/+6I use the setting that mutes everyone not on my friends list by default. My ears are happier this way.
- CoD4, on 07/20/2009, -0/+6Exactly, it sounds like a snack
- twiztidsinz, on 07/20/2009, -0/+6You're such a Bradley...
Since I used 'Bradley' in an obscene way, giving it an obscene meaning you name is now obscene. Change it. -
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