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- scrubadub, on 10/12/2007, -7/+75ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
- RatherDashing, on 10/12/2007, -4/+49Last year me and my roomates skipped class, rented pirate movies, bought a couple handles of rum and drank grog (watered down rum) all day. Now I'm sitting in a cube.
Man, I miss college..... - Nougat, on 10/12/2007, -2/+41Oh let's get it right ...
Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants.
Bartender asks, "What's that steering wheel doing in your pants?"
Pirate says, "Arrrr! It's driving me nuts!" - weirdone, on 10/12/2007, -2/+41just replying under you to get this up there, the official site:
http://www.talklikeapirate.com/ - garoo, on 10/12/2007, -3/+21Did anyone watch Wife Swap last night? For those of you who's gf's don't make you watch its a show when they change wives for 2 weeks, usually something like a clean freak house switching with a messy one. The family last night was a pirate family, in fact THE pirate family. The Dad was the guy who started talk like a pirate day
- op12, on 10/12/2007, -3/+18On a day like today, this video (Stephen Colbert in pirate garrrrrrb) is exceptionally priceless:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZVaFAEtVec - petroK, on 10/12/2007, -2/+15ahoy, me hearty... thar be bottles on the deck, but all the rum be in me belly. yarrrrrrr
- VSack, on 10/12/2007, -6/+17*yawn* I'm waiting for International Ninja Day!
- cprincipe, on 10/12/2007, -2/+11Don't forget the Corsair Ergonomic Keyboard for Pirates
http://www.engadget.com/2005/09/19/arrrrrr-its-international-talk-like-a-pirate-day/ - jsd8cc, on 10/12/2007, -2/+10"Jonathan Livingston Seagull! We're on a collision course! Hard ta starboard!"
"Uh, port?"
"Aye, port." - nbcaffeine, on 10/12/2007, -6/+14today is the unoffical "kill like a ninja day"
im reserving my kills for the idiots who talk like pirates - Keddren, on 10/12/2007, -1/+8You must be a lot of fun at parties.
- drum_bum, on 10/12/2007, -3/+10Aye, it be talk like a pirate day! Gar, Where can I find a bottle o'rum?
- anasazi, on 10/12/2007, -4/+11arrrr now where might i plunder some fine booty
- RocketSeason, on 10/12/2007, -2/+8Aye. This day be cooler than a strong arctic gale.
- spyrochaete, on 10/12/2007, -2/+8Today is also Adam West's birthday!
Nobody messes with Adam We! - chmod, on 10/12/2007, -1/+6I saw it. Specifically it featured Ol' Chum Bucket (John Baur) and Cap'n Slappy (Mark Summers). I don't know how I was conned into watching it, but when I found out who was on it I was glad that I saw it. They should have promoted it more. My only reaction (as soon as they mentioned who would be in it) was that they should have swapped wives with a family of ninjas. A few minutes into the episode they mentioned that pirates and ninjas should be friends, but will never be able to. Still, that would have made it much cooler.
- digga, on 10/12/2007, -1/+6How many times are we going to hear this "joke"?
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -1/+6Totally. Ninjas have become equally annoying because of people running them into the ground.
- dbre2, on 10/12/2007, -3/+8Spin: arrrr, pirates of the south west
Spin: thar be large pipes o'bandwith near ye'ol univarsety.
Pirate: yearg, ye may be an ta somethan thar.
Spin: what say ye we pull yonder USB hard disk longside yonder NMSU puter and begin tha lutin and plunderin.
Pirate: yearg. The master done gaved me a testin machine with a grand ol CDR.
Pirate: Avast!
Pirate: MP3s off the starboard bow!
Spin: stere clear of ye porn pop ups rollin in from tha east.
Pirate: I have mah trusty Opera browsa to help me fend em off.
Spin: encrypt the data holds, batton down thar security patches, argh thar be spyware abound. - serpentor, on 10/12/2007, -1/+6All of Sea Captain McAllister's quotes:
http://www.snpp.com/guides/captain.html
my favorite:
McAllister: "I'll need three ships and fifty stout men. We'll sail
'round the Horn and return with spices and silk, the
likes of which ye have never seen."
Monty Burns: "We're building a casino!"
McAllister: "Arr... can you give me five minutes?" - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -2/+6YARHARRRRRR!! How I wish I be still workin in retail on this fine day.
Scurvy Customer: Umm how much are these plates?
Me: Harrrr..they be on sale today fer a price lower than the belly of a dog fish! Ya be picking them up fer ninety nine cents a piece!
Scurvy Customer: ...?
Me: HARRRRRRR! - xXShadowstormXx, on 10/12/2007, -2/+6ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Encrypt the data holds, batton down tha security patches, argh thar be spyware abound!
[stolen from some site] - TonyCubed, on 10/12/2007, -3/+7http://img308.imageshack.us/img308/560/1151543979ambexpirate4qh.swf
- tlfillingim, on 10/12/2007, -3/+6So, there's a young deck hand on a pirate ship for the first time. Since he's the new guy on board, his job is swabbing the deck. Of course, the young man is excited about his adventure on board and enamored with the old, salty pirate captain--a rough old man with a peg leg, an eye patch and a hook for a hand. After a few weeks on board, the young deck hand gets up the courage to talk to the captain for the first time.
He asks the captain, "What happened to your leg that you have to walk on a peg leg?"
The captain replies, "Arrrgh! We was sailing around the shore in the Caribbean and while I was pillaging a settlement, I came upon a nasty alligator who bit me leg off at the knee."
"Wow! That's an incredible story," said the boy and left the captain alone not wanting to be a nuisance.
A few days later, the young man is on deck with the captain again and asks, "If you don't mind me asking, what happened to your hand?"
The captain sneered and said, "We was on the open sea chasin' the mightiest killer whale you ever saw when the monster turned back on us and tore me hand off, causing me to have to use this hook."
Feeling good about talking with the captain, the young deck hand continued, "And what happened to your eye?"
The captain laughed and said, "A seagull pooped in it."
"Really?" said the boy, "you lost your eye because a seagull pooped in it?"
"Aye," said the captain, "It was me first day with the hook." - Antebios, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4I vote for "Talk Like A Vietnamese Whore" Day !!!
Imagine, "Me soooo horny!", "Sucky sucky, 5 dollars", "For 10 dollar you get everything you want"
"Hey, you got girlfriend Vietnam? Wow baby. Me so HORNY. Me so horny. Me love you long time. You party?"
http://www.garnersclassics.com/wavs/jacket/horney.wav
http://ooomesohorny.ytmnsfw.com/
THIS WOULD BE EXCELLENT! Oh, and don't forget Cartman and whores:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olYAYEy1V-g
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWaYEXBSPqs - gamesector, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3I totally agree with both of you.
- hurfydurfur, on 10/12/2007, -1/+4"The problem only keeps growing and nobody can do a damn thing about it."
Nobody except the modern day ninjas. - caliyankee, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3I hear ya brother...
- fintler, on 10/12/2007, -2/+5X marks the spot at temple u.....arggggg
- caliyankee, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3My god, the rod up that guy's butt must have a rod up its butt.
- durazine, on 10/12/2007, -2/+5I'm bored with pirates and ninjas.
- Phlegyas, on 10/12/2007, -7/+9"Arr, send me the torrent for that warez iso, and don't forget the no-cd crack and serial."
Maybe not that kinda pirate. - kmattso, on 10/12/2007, -1/+3rrrrrrr
- hevnsnt, on 10/12/2007, -3/+5Don't forget your Pirate Cubicle Cannon!
http://digg.com/mods/Amazing_Pirate_Cubicle_cannon_Great_for_Talk_like_a_pirate_day - LilGator, on 10/12/2007, -2/+4Boy: Your parrot flys away.
Boy: ...going limp again.
Boy: Hello?
Boy: Say it!
Boy: HAARRRRRR!!!!! - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2Aaargh, me mateys! Swab the deck, now, ye scurvey dogs! N' fetch me a tankard o' ale, or ye be findin' yerself walking the plank, like the lily-livered scoundrel ye be! Aaarrrgh! I be so foul, even me pegleg be itchin' t' kick yer arse. Now whar be me treasure map...?
- bitcloud, on 10/12/2007, -1/+3Arrrgh she be right thar maties! Tis not a day for fighting me brothers. Ay, it be a day for gettin in ye sights what unites us - bein pirates, sailin the seven seas, pillagin and lootin! Take heed what did learn ya from ye barnacled partisan friends in this here comic:
http://www.richgentlemenhide.com/comic/2006/09/19/post-123 - mecole21, on 10/12/2007, -1/+3What would u do with a drunkin' sailor?
- phreel0aderr, on 10/12/2007, -1/+3i put on my robe and wizard hat
- grum, on 10/12/2007, -2/+4the original link to the education link is a bit shaky thanks to the day being so popular. I shoved a copy on youtube:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWgxuc45YCY - mc4_a, on 10/12/2007, -6/+8It like the people that have run movies like Office Space into the ground. Let's talk about it and make references until we've sucked every bit of humor out of it.
This was mildly amusing the first time I heard about it and now it's just annoying. - tidu, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2I could take the R2 for 45 minutes and get straight there, but I'll pass.
- buyer687, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2Bittorrent, P2P, MP3, AVI, CSS, region free, arccos....
- lazlonger, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2Arrg yes, ye are!
Sofa King Wee Todd Id - xXShadowstormXx, on 10/12/2007, -1/+2http://loadingreadyrun.com/showmovie.php?x=480&y=360&url=talklikepirate.mov
lmao. - anareric, on 10/12/2007, -1/+2Funny joke, but you forgot it's talk like a pirate day.
"Aye," said the captain, "It be the first day with me hook." - LilGator, on 10/12/2007, -1/+2http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk_like_a_pirate_day
- spect3r, on 10/12/2007, -4/+5Yaaaar Tickle Me Cactus today be a great day for th' pirate
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