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- Billiam627, on 10/12/2007, -3/+257Oh man, if I had a nickel for every time a guy with a German sword kicked down my door while I was watching porn...
- Lixie, on 10/12/2007, -3/+217Makes me wonder what kind of porn you're watching if the screams scare the neighbors.
- laterthandawn, on 10/12/2007, -0/+205For a split second, that dude with the sword was more psyched than ever. How long do you think he's waited to grab his sword and kick in a door on his way to save a damsel in distress?
The story here is not of misunderstood porn, but shattered D&D dreams. - JoeRandom, on 10/12/2007, -6/+179It doesn't pay to try to help someone these days.
- kcpwnsgman, on 10/12/2007, -1/+172"Porn movie causes trouble for two men"
what part of that doesn't sound gay? - Frophauser, on 10/12/2007, -1/+157Dude... Headphones. Seriously.
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -18/+170fdgdg digg me down, cant delete this comment.
- aegis9975, on 10/12/2007, -0/+134You know the old joke:
>>"what's the most sensitive part of the man's body when he's masturbating?"
"his ears" - defectDS, on 10/12/2007, -15/+144As Timmy Turner once said, "LIVES. WITH. HIS. MOM."
You gotta be pretty messed up when you try to play hero and save a damsel in distress with a fricken German sword. - titlesaysitall, on 10/12/2007, -1/+77I bet it was Dwight. Only Dwight would do something likes this.
- KiSA, on 10/12/2007, -6/+75@ cleanlyness
from fairly oddparents on nickelodeon
Chin: No, Timmy. You saved me-- from myself! .....Well that was smallty. Who did you say writes my comic books?
Timmy: Some 40 year old guy who lives with his mom.
Chin: Any money in it?
Timmy: (points to his caption ballon) Lives with his mom.
best part is, Crimson chin is voiced by Jay Leno!
anywho, I am a FOP geek so I had to chime in. - lewikee, on 10/12/2007, -0/+62@antifreeze11
The guy watching the porn wasn't the one living with his mom. - lostboy, on 10/12/2007, -6/+67And if he'd actually found the other man sexually assaulting a woman or worse, in the apartment? It maybe wasn't the most sensible course of action but he did what he thought was the right thing. How many people would have ignored the sounds of a possible rape? a lot.
- aukxsona, on 10/12/2007, -9/+62I think he is special... and deserves praise for "trying" at least.
- Felshadow, on 10/12/2007, -1/+47There was German writing etched on the blade of the sword.
i hate when they add in little things like that that could be easily taken the wrong way. - pyromouse, on 10/12/2007, -9/+53Shouldn't have been playing his porn so ***** loud.
I'm glad that guy was prepared to kick is his neighbor's door.
If he'd been right in his assumption, he'd be on stage with the mayor getting a medal right now. - xobecide, on 10/12/2007, -0/+43Your mistake pleases and entertains us.
- xt0ph3r, on 10/12/2007, -4/+45"And if he'd actually found the other man sexually assaulting a woman..."
And if he'd found consensual, albeit loud and aggressive, sex? He might have attacked an innocent man with a sword.
Perhaps calling the COPS might be the right answer, if one is truly concerned. - xt0ph3r, on 10/12/2007, -1/+37...would you be able to afford headphones?
- sigintop, on 10/12/2007, -5/+41Is this an unintended pun:
"The subject said he grabbed the 39-inch sword"
As if the size of the sword really matters..... (and no that pun wasn't intended either) . :D - xutopia, on 10/12/2007, -1/+35The correct course of action is to call the cops. If you really have to intervene because they can't make it in time then you should absolutely be sure that something real is going on.
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -12/+45Timmy...Turner?
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -2/+34Its funny that they point out the living with mom thing, I guess to emphasize that he wouldn't know what either a.) porn sounds like or b.) good old shagging sounds like.
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -2/+33He shouldn't be charged, but he should pay for the broken door.
- washingtonydc, on 10/12/2007, -2/+33Camp Oconomowoc, we hold you in our hearts . . .
- zappo1776, on 10/12/2007, -3/+34It would have been better if he had used a Light Saber.
- runner1, on 10/12/2007, -1/+32But he was wrong, and in this case being wrong is a felony.
- StMac, on 10/12/2007, -1/+31Is that a sword you're carrying or are you happy to see me?
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -1/+30Didja hear that, Mr. Rose? Huh? Huh?
- lostboy, on 10/12/2007, -4/+32if you have a great deal of money based on this statement then you:
a) need to live somewhere with less ornamental swords or
b) need to watch less porn. - Humptydank, on 10/12/2007, -2/+30
This is such a coincidence, and an example of the cops completely out of control. I know it's not exactly the same, but about two years ago I heard the loud banging of swords from my neighbor's apartment and, fearful for their safety, I proceeded to break down their door while masturbating. They brought me up on all kinds of charges too. You can't try to help anybody these days. - Neo189, on 10/12/2007, -5/+32"...against the 39-year-old Oconomowoc man"
Is it bad that I have no idea what Oconomowoc means? - tweak50, on 10/12/2007, -1/+27Its a city in Wisconsin.
http://www.oconomowocusa.com/
puremassacre beet me to it. I suck at digg today. - EtherGnat, on 10/12/2007, -0/+25The line between hero and felon is incredibly thin when you take the law into your own hands. It might seem unfair, but at the same time we don't want a bunch of lunatics running around waiving swords.
- PureMassacre, on 10/12/2007, -0/+24I guess you have to live in wisconsin to pronounce all the Indian names. Oconomowoc is a city about 30 mi NW of Milwaukee
- idonthack, on 10/12/2007, -2/+25Dugg for correct use of "fdgdg"
- modian, on 10/12/2007, -0/+14Clearly, the number 39 plays an important role in this story.
- audguy, on 10/12/2007, -1/+14Lixie "Makes me wonder what kind of porn you're watching if the screams scare the neighbors."
Damn good porn? - gfreeman223, on 10/12/2007, -1/+14I'm really curious to exactly what porn he was watching. Probably some really, really sick stuff if a neighbor feels the need to kick in a door is justified... also given that the porn wasn't playing when he kicked it in?
1. Guys kicks in door
2. Other guy hides porn
3. Other guy is scared.
4. After being forced around, Other guy finally admits it was his totally rad porn.
Damn. That porn must be hella good - TheTaoOfBill, on 10/12/2007, -1/+13They really should drop the charges...i mean maybe the guy should offer to fix the door or something but the guy had good intentions. Can't say I wouldn't try to investigate if I heard a woman screaming upstairs.
...though I'd probably knock - Superthug, on 10/12/2007, -3/+15Seriously reminds me of Pulp Fiction.
- burnblue, on 10/12/2007, -2/+13iamcitizen makes the most sense here.
You know, noise pollution is also illegal, at least where I come from. - CraigNobbs, on 10/12/2007, -11/+22The guy shouldn't be getting charged... he should be commended for actually taking action when he thought someone was in dire trouble. This is why the US is so ***** up. You get arrested if you don't help and you get arrested if you do. God forbid that the guy should be wrong... now he'll probably end up in a civil lawsuit from the other guy claiming mental anguish, pain and suffering, and a slew of other *****.
Glad I don't live there. - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -1/+10Actually...I think we DO want them to "waive" the swords.
What we DON'T want them to do is to "wave" them.
LOL... - tech42er, on 10/12/2007, -1/+9He should probably pay a little reaparations as well. But that's it. No charge.
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -4/+12Wow, you mean the guy watching porn isn't getting arrested?
That's a shocker considering people have become utterly ***** dumb after 9/11. I'm surprised the porn watcher wasn't arrested for creating a false panic or some dumb *****. - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+8"The line between hero and felon is incredibly thin when you take the law into your own hands. It might seem unfair, but at the same time we don't want a bunch of lunatics running around waiving swords."
Says you. - vhold, on 10/12/2007, -6/+14Special, yes. Praise, no.
- runner1, on 10/12/2007, -9/+17You are a nut job! The guy watching porn was in his own home and some self appointed Rambo wannabe invaded his home. He should have blown the guy with the sword away.
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