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- bixby1, on 01/24/2009, -3/+113I thought this only happened in awesome movies.
- inactive, on 01/24/2009, -3/+106Were two of the actors they hired Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker?
- leitey, on 01/25/2009, -1/+73Q: Why don't they do that in the US?
A: Because someone would shoot the "bank robber". - gforce051, on 01/25/2009, -2/+51I'll have to remember this next time I rob a bank.
"I'm an actor, officer, I swear!" - grungegbunny, on 01/25/2009, -2/+42Lets hire an actor to play the President for 8 years and commit war crimes to see how quickly our DOJ responds.
- akchrs, on 01/25/2009, -2/+37They should have used Shakespearean actors.
Teller: Are you robbing us?
Robber: O heat, dry up my brains! tears seven times salt,
Burn out the sense and virtue of mine eye!
By heaven, thy madness shall be paid by weight!!! - inactive, on 01/25/2009, -4/+38Don't worry about the psychological effect on bank cashiers and customers. They will be executed and replaced by new ones.
- crushfan, on 01/25/2009, -1/+35It must be a great experience for the actors. They got to rob a bank... legally. How awesome is that?
- LexWalk, on 01/24/2009, -2/+36God, I love China sometimes.
- xireddawnix, on 01/25/2009, -1/+22You might also want to actually read the article.
"Critics said police officers, unaware that it was a training drill, could easily have used their guns on the fleeing robbers."
A lot of people could have easily been killed because of this.
Don't comment before you read an article. You just come off looking like an idiot. - twiztidsinz, on 01/25/2009, -1/+20Morale =/= Moral
- Wulffy, on 01/24/2009, -3/+22Interesting goal. Hopefully nobody died.
There are other stories from China with actors as terrorists. But never made official. - imikedaman, on 01/25/2009, -0/+16A few years ago I was at a front counter buying something at a convenient store when two gunmen came in and one of them held a gun near my head while the other one robbed the place, and I made sure to STARE THE ***** DOWN AT THE FLOOR the whole time. The last thing I wanted them to think was that I'd be the one thing in between them making a clean getaway and being captured thanks to a close-up eye witness account. They can have the money.
- inactive, on 01/24/2009, -3/+19That can't be good for the Police Force.
- venuspcs, on 01/25/2009, -5/+20Three doctors are at a convention when:
The Chinese doctor says "Our medicine is so advanced we can take a lung from one person, put it in another person and have them both looking for work in 2 weeks."
The British doctor replies "Well our medicine is so advanced we can take half a heart from one person, put it in another person and have them both looking for work in 1 week."
Not to be out done the Texas doctor replies "Oh yea well we can take a man with no brains (GWB) and put him in the White House and have half the country looking for work." - DrewPeacock, on 01/25/2009, -0/+14It's a good thing you included that oh-so-subtle hint.
- aargh01, on 01/25/2009, -0/+12I knew a guy who got to do something like this here in Canada. It wasn't a bank, but some private company that kept a lot of cash on site, and it was arranged by management with help from the police. He and another guy got decked out with all kinds of fake tattoos, distinctive haircuts, clothes etc. and afterward, the management basically tested their employees to see who followed training and tried to memorize details. Out of twenty people who were present only one guy could give any details about appearance (goes to show how unreliable eye-witnesses are). That one guy, though, rattled off a list of twenty details about them to give police a description. I hope he got a raise.
I think we all fantasize about pulling a heist once in a while (or, in my case, daily).
I love heist movies... - jogleby, on 01/25/2009, -0/+11I think they are only claiming it was a drill after they all got caught.
- Pyrolistical, on 01/25/2009, -0/+11It was training if they got caught, and robbery if they didn't
- aufte, on 01/25/2009, -4/+15Don't get me started on socialism! As a Canadian, I can't stress how angry I am with an education system and health care system that's universal and free. And don't even start me up with our low crime rates! Bah! Socialism!
- gasoline, on 01/25/2009, -0/+10Layoffs : (
- haikuFU, on 01/25/2009, -0/+8Interestingly enough, in many states that have conceal/carry laws, you can legally carry in banks. I know you can in my state (which also permits open carry). My buddy withdrew $18k in cash for something and open carried in the bank, he said everyone there was on pins and needles.
So, if you're carrying in a bank, and an armed robber comes in, can you shoot him? In FL, you can shoot anyone that you feel threatened by. But what about in other states? My first reaction if I was carrying is that I would want to shoot him before he shot me or someone else. - cowboy86, on 01/25/2009, -0/+7Yea, the let's hire actors and if they're caught we can just say it was a training exercise routine.
I see what you did there. - grungegbunny, on 01/25/2009, -1/+8what happen to "???"
- TimDigg, on 01/25/2009, -0/+6China, it's like the new Japan..
- freakFlag, on 01/25/2009, -0/+6duh?
- DrewPeacock, on 01/25/2009, -0/+5Why would you need "???"?
1) Rob a bank.
2) Get away.
3) ???
4) You already made a profit. - LaughingMan89, on 01/26/2009, -0/+5But without the tentacle rape.
- inactive, on 01/25/2009, -0/+5It depends on the state and if the state has a castle doctrine (and the specific wording of the castle doctrine). I live in a state where open carrying is legal, but I would never, ever open carry in a bank. Why would you cause that much fuss and tension on purpose?
- roxgod666, on 01/25/2009, -0/+5Thank you, I bookmarked your blog and will be checking back every few hours for updates on your life. I personally like the articles "my college days" and "my dream house". Now i know what bendeleonjr's college life is like.
- Rudegar, on 01/25/2009, -1/+5was it Patrick swayze in a Nixon mask and surfer outfit ?
- jake1337, on 01/25/2009, -0/+4Josh Brolin?
- eviljelly, on 01/26/2009, -0/+4We're gonna need a bigger boat.
- inactive, on 01/25/2009, -0/+4The police chief could have been on the robbery. Robbers got caught, he claimed it was a drill :)
- inactive, on 01/25/2009, -0/+4Too bad they couldn't get a hold of any thermonuclear weapons for their "terrorist threat" drill.
- russ3, on 01/25/2009, -0/+4We need to start doing that here, I've always wanted to be in a bank robbery. What would the police do if I teamed up with the actors?
- aufte, on 01/25/2009, -0/+4Apparently he doesn't even know what he's angry about.
- inactive, on 01/26/2009, -0/+3EVERYBODY GET THE ***** DOWN! - TUCKER
*random small built Chinese guard beats the ***** out of Tucker while Chan is busy doing the real work* - inactive, on 01/25/2009, -0/+3They're well aware that Internet bad asses only exist on the internet. They don't exist in real lift.
- hansrodtang, on 01/25/2009, -1/+4Actors? Yeah right :P
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………………………………………………………’’~-‘’_ , , ,,’,_/--‘…………………… - bobboberton, on 01/25/2009, -3/+5Am I the only one getting tired of "X (form of government) sucks/is bad/doesn't work" type comments?
- jake1337, on 01/25/2009, -0/+2Most irrelevant comment, congrats.
- bobboberton, on 01/25/2009, -0/+2Well, I wouldn't say that, but I would say that no form of government is intrinsically bad or prone to failure. Nothing lasts forever, either.
Except Anarchism. Technically, it's not a form of government at all, though. - inactive, on 01/25/2009, -0/+2http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=-17JvjTDP7c
- ancientdinko, on 01/25/2009, -1/+3apparently the cops hired a foley artist for the surveillance video too
- burkish127, on 01/25/2009, -0/+2Will these police chiefs see any jail time? Probably not. Now if they had written an article, term paper, or blog with the most minuscule negative connotations towards China, that would be a different story...
- iiBeLiEvE, on 01/26/2009, -0/+2*random, extremely hot, petite Chinese woman who looks a lot like Zhang Ziyi.
- s32843, on 01/25/2009, -0/+2Stupid idea. Next time if a real robber goes to a bank, and say this is a drill...
- bobboberton, on 01/25/2009, -0/+2Then how can we reply to you? We're all apparently literate, here. If you mean sarcasm, just because it's sarcasm doesn't automatically make it funny or appropriate.
Also, nice edit from something to the tune of "Some people here can't read." -
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