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- SpiderBoar, on 08/24/2008, -2/+115False, ninjas cannot be seen or captured.
Unless these were fakes.
Also dugg because of peniscast on the right - Wynner3, on 08/24/2008, -4/+108I see a few things wrong with the news and the ninjas. First, drug dealers most likely have guns. Plus the news put the names of the boys in the article. If they were to go after the drug dealers, they would know who they were and probably kill them and their families. Good job.
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..................................., - kaopectate, on 08/25/2008, -0/+41this is the exact plot to an episode of MacGyver. theres even a rap song in that episode.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSpSnzWnrlg
enjoy - AlbinoRaven, on 08/24/2008, -2/+39never bring a knife to a gun fight
- theotheragentm, on 08/24/2008, -3/+38Apparently you've never seen American Ninja. Stupid Western weapons are no match for a ninja!
- bitterscream, on 08/25/2008, -2/+33Great, just great. Now these guys are now going to be found in garbage bags next week because their names have been plastered all over the news.
- inactive, on 08/25/2008, -1/+28They will be laughed at for a long time in their area.
- inactive, on 08/24/2008, -4/+30Aren't ninjas assassins? Aren't they supposed to strike unseen? Doesn't matter what you're packing if you never see your attacker coming.
- T440, on 08/25/2008, -0/+26Ha, I found their picture:
http://tinyurl.com/6ds8pu - Four20, on 08/25/2008, -4/+27drug dealers > ninjas???
I think NOT!!! - sleeknerve, on 08/25/2008, -3/+26They were not ninjas.
- artfiend77, on 08/25/2008, -2/+15Great, now we have pics and names. I hope none of the drug dealers come on Digg.
- version22l, on 08/25/2008, -1/+15fake
ninjas are impossible to find and therefore impossible to arrest - jlian, on 08/25/2008, -1/+14Ninjas can't catch you if you are on fire.
- wafflesomd, on 08/25/2008, -0/+11I can't wrap my head around why this wasn't a concept for NES game.
- DocHoliday22, on 08/25/2008, -0/+10Facepalm is correct. Ninjas study the art of invisibility - not driving on the highway with weapons stashed in the back.
- inactive, on 08/25/2008, -6/+16Arrested? Give them a medal!
- synystar, on 08/25/2008, -3/+13Bah. Ninjas don't stop crimes, they commit them! With fierce prowess and supernatural grace. They are the bad guys you hope you never run into. Not that you would ever know it if do...
- Schmich, on 08/25/2008, -1/+10Boondock Saints! Sorta...
- stackered, on 08/25/2008, -1/+10This was next to the town that I work in. Everyone at my job was talking about it the day after... it was hilarious. They were actually planning on killing drug dealers, and were spotted walking in the middle of a main street near a highway... not true ninjas or they would have obviously never even been seen.
- Drifter51, on 08/25/2008, -1/+9If you see a ninja, It's not a ninja
- 142TeeTH, on 08/25/2008, -2/+9Seriously, does nobody see what's going on?
This was all a trap!
They're on the inside now (prison). - DannyDriffs, on 08/25/2008, -6/+13Pshhh, pirates are still winning.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/apr/27/somali ... - inactive, on 08/25/2008, -2/+8Yes i am sure thy could get swords, throwing stars, bows and arrows, nun-chucks ,and darts. but some how guns alluded them.
- JeffH, on 08/25/2008, -3/+9It seems like they are prolly just going after the small fish.
Honestly, if those two kids are that retarded, there is no way they would have ever....EVER encountered a drug dealer who considers himself high profile enough to carry a gun with him. - RadiatedAnt, on 08/25/2008, -1/+6I've got a spoon and some pocket lint...
- MJ87, on 08/25/2008, -1/+6Did anyone else burst into laughter when they said "The outfits where just to scare them"?
- chubbybubba, on 08/25/2008, -4/+9At one time or another everyone thinks they are ninjas and can save the world. That usually ends at age 9. Kids like these are very dangerous. Don't get me wrong, I think they had their hearts in the right place, it's their sense of reality I have doubts about. I'm grateful they didn't have access to guns.
- da_bradler, on 08/25/2008, -1/+5it's sad that the first thing i thought when i saw this article was "Well they couldn't have been ninjas if they were caught"
- reyalp, on 08/25/2008, -0/+4News article didn't even mention what charges were filed against the ninjas. Reporting FAIL.
- Maksx, on 08/25/2008, -1/+5you cant make this stuff up
i suppose if this had been a movie first it wouldve been critically panned - insllvn, on 08/25/2008, -0/+4Come on mem2, why so serious?
- kaopectate, on 08/25/2008, -0/+4im glad someone posted the video. my number 1 tv lol moment.
- Oea420, on 08/25/2008, -1/+5wow... i didn't believe it but by golly
this is like the music video for this story!
+DIGG 2 U SIR - ElectroStep, on 08/25/2008, -0/+4I thought it was hockey mask? Or is it pads?
Silly raspy Bat-voice. - catfish182, on 08/25/2008, -0/+3i am so proud. Digg has come to my home of columbus. what do they find? Digg users dressing up like Ninja.
- stealthc, on 08/25/2008, -0/+3It's like "military intelligence" or "benevolent government"
- inactive, on 08/25/2008, -0/+3Im right here, may I have their address's to please (I can pay in drugs).
- bruin8uclap, on 08/25/2008, -1/+4"The letters warned drug users and drug dealers that the "Shinobi will stop your cruel and sadistic intentions with justified yet, merciful force.""
False. Everyone knows that real ninjas are merciless. - inactive, on 08/25/2008, -0/+3unless your packing a "warning letter" that sort of ruins all sneak attempts there after.
- rodon, on 08/25/2008, -1/+4Ninjas can kill anyone they want! Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.
And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you don't believe that ninjas have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will chop your head off!!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me.
Ninjas are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact. Ninjas are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to start yoga next year. I love ninjas with all of my body (including my pee pee). - Laminarcissus, on 08/25/2008, -0/+3Pads. "I'm not wearing hockey pads."
Although pants is funnier. - kikomon616, on 08/25/2008, -0/+3LOL!!!!!!! Maybe those guys were inspired
- AddiX, on 08/25/2008, -1/+4MASTER SPLINTERS VOICE: "True Ninja does not harrass girlfriend, When confronted with these issues, you must cut the bitches throat."
- 1892, on 08/25/2008, -4/+6you mean never bring a gun to a knife fight!
- jasongbc, on 08/25/2008, -1/+3It's hard to find a ninja who's got good weed at a reasonable price.
- Zippo, on 08/25/2008, -1/+3The police and drug dealers survived.
Therefore, not ninjas. - latin69, on 08/25/2008, -1/+3I think they watched this film too much.......
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-x5avG0T2U - itsJALbert, on 08/25/2008, -0/+2I was going to click to honor a RickRoll setup so bizzare that I felt compelled to click the faceless YouTube link and sit through Never Gonna Give You Up.
But it's real.
Note to self: RickRoll every Digg submission claiming that it's from a MacGuyver episode with a rap song. -
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