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- nuggsgalore, on 04/24/2008, -6/+295That's why I got the club. Freakin penis snatchers.
- SEGA4life, on 04/24/2008, -5/+263Excellent this is what I'll tell my wife: "Honey it small because of Witchcraft, I can't help it."
- WileyK, on 04/24/2008, -2/+182I thought this was an Onion article for a second.
I dunno if I was dissapointed or relieved when I found out it wasn't. - chanop, on 04/24/2008, -2/+137I just took a long piece of string and tied one end tightly to my shaft, and tied the other end to a doorknob. No-one will steal my penis, and nothing could possibly go wrong
- ANT1138, on 04/24/2008, -2/+125Penis theft is not a laughing matter, you heartless cretin!
- zolthar, on 04/24/2008, -2/+98It shrinks in the water! I the pool was cold!!
- freak3295, on 04/24/2008, -0/+87so....
does that mean they can make it bigger?
you know.. a friend wants to know... - SemiSarcastic, on 04/24/2008, -1/+80"This is N'doogu, a man without a home, a man without a penis. He like many other impoverished men have become victims of witchcraft, brutal sorcerers who's only pleasure is to steal people like N'doogu's manhood. But, you can help. For just less than $5 a day you can help people like N'doogu regain their penises and be able to live fruitful and fulfilling lives. Just contact our organization at saveapenis.com and in less than fifteen minutes we will give you a name and picture and put you on a payment plan. So contact us now before another penis is wrongfully shrunken."
- doublewonderful, on 04/24/2008, -15/+92In case of penis theft, grow new one on mouse.
- elosorusso, on 04/24/2008, -7/+81I smell a new book/porn opportunity: Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Penis.
- paranoid614, on 04/24/2008, -8/+73lol lol you must of really lol found this funny lol lol
- centran, on 04/24/2008, -0/+63< opens door >
Sorry what did you say, I couldn't hear you behind this door. - IDIGTHEDIGG, on 04/24/2008, -5/+57EEK! A PENIS!
- ludar, on 04/24/2008, -1/+53IF I TAKE MY HANDS OF IT THE WITCH DOCTORS WILL STEAL IT
- Puisapres, on 04/24/2008, -3/+53Poor Mr. Garrison...
- prime9891, on 04/24/2008, -2/+45This is really just sad that people are this ignorant and stupid.
- Neticule, on 04/24/2008, -2/+43Please be the onion... DOH.
- Daniel591992, on 04/24/2008, -1/+39This has to be by far the weirdest topic title and description ever on digg. I challenge someone to prove me otherwise.
- weeeezzll, on 04/24/2008, -1/+34THERE WAS SHRINKAGE!! THERE WAS SHRINKAGE!!!
- inactive, on 04/24/2008, -5/+37lol
- peterapokotos, on 04/26/2008, -0/+31Good it will take some of this weight off my hips!
- flashback99, on 04/24/2008, -0/+31You caused my middle finger to stroke my mouse wheel in excess of seven times completely unnecessarily.
- skyshock1, on 04/24/2008, -0/+31You mean like this?
http://www.bash.org/?111338
/old - elosorusso, on 04/24/2008, -0/+30Just wait til I submit my story about One Eyed, One Horned, Flying Purple Penis Eaters.
- Jenadae, on 04/24/2008, -1/+31http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis_panic
- Furkle, on 04/24/2008, -0/+28what reply button.
- johnnybroken, on 04/24/2008, -1/+28Um, there are people that use radios and phones that still believe in black magic penis curses? Do they think that the radios and phones are magic too?
- weeeezzll, on 04/24/2008, -1/+27lol lol you got dug lol down lol lol
- SammyJr, on 04/24/2008, -15/+40Sounds like a typical day in an American maternity ward. Get born, get part of your dick hacked off.
- gameforge, on 04/24/2008, -4/+29Because he spelled "horse" wrong.
- sanman, on 04/24/2008, -1/+25"Honey, I shrunk the..."
- edwartica, on 04/24/2008, -0/+23Don't they usually disguise themselves as congressmen and hide in airport bathrooms?
- diggafrica, on 04/24/2008, -3/+25Someone in my village had his snatched last week...
- Akairenn, on 04/24/2008, -0/+21Sure. There are also people who use computers, nuclear power, drive SUVs and watch HDTVs that believe their imaginary friend is watching out for them. The difference is what now?
- KingWilson, on 04/24/2008, -16/+37or "Honey, its small because of the random assortment of alleles during the meiosis of the sperm/egg that turned into me, I can't help it
- phre3k187, on 04/24/2008, -1/+21lol
- gak001, on 04/24/2008, -0/+19.... and.... nope.
- inactive, on 04/24/2008, -1/+20My girlfriend has already seen my penis IN REAL LIFE!!!
- jp12380, on 04/24/2008, -1/+20My condolences
- peterapokotos, on 04/26/2008, -3/+21You know Alex will pick this for diggNation!
- jp12380, on 04/24/2008, -0/+18That is disturbing.
- gak001, on 04/24/2008, -4/+21Yeah, I'm still pissed about that. No police have gone after that penis thief - and it's ***** documented!
- edwartica, on 04/24/2008, -3/+20Hope you've got a great tongue at least.
- akkibaba, on 04/24/2008, -0/+17The word penis is not an obscenity. It's the name of an organ. Grow up.
- Planets, on 04/24/2008, -7/+23When are we going to hang the witches?
- jstone, on 04/24/2008, -1/+17There is a Seinfeld episode for every situation.
- gameforge, on 04/24/2008, -2/+18No, it is, assuming it's not mine.
I'd say assuming it's not yours, but who am I kidding... I'd laugh. - voyvf, on 04/24/2008, -1/+15That's not a very good disguise.
- stilesja, on 04/24/2008, -0/+14He he he "...on the rise" he he he
- Akaji, on 04/24/2008, -0/+12I know, isn't The Onion hilarious?
Wait, this is on Yahoo? When did they become a comedy news site?
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