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No Joke: Impending Reptilian Alien Takeover

illuminati-news.com — Excerpt: "Prior to Philip ’s (Shneider) murder he revealed a great deal of information about the deep underground base beneath Denver’s international airport. Alex Christopher who went on to write 'Pandora’s Box' was the first to reveal the existence of this base..."

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  • floatingorb, on 07/05/2008, -6/+12Protection # 1; The cross

    --I wear one anyways to piss off the AIPAC -- Check

    #2 "ammonia may be your best defense against aliens. Spraying a little in the bedroom before sleeping, or rubbing a little on your body (maybe a leg) would keep them at bay."

    --This is why I never clean the cat's box. And I always carry a warm cup of piss under my hat when out or at a friend's house; It also explains the low instance of bed-wetter abductions. -- Check.

    #3 "Alien space ships may be sensitive to meteoric metal. If this is true then by carrying a small piece of meteor in your pocket it would be possible to deter an abduction because they would not be able to take you on board their ship."

    --This seems a bit silly. *Kryptonite?* Really? Wouldn't they just take it out of my pocket while I'm in stasis before going to the ship? What idiot overlord funds these abductions anyways? They've been anal-probing people for thousands of years and the only thing that has been discovered is that 1 out of 10 doesn't seem to mind. -- Unchecked.

    Protection #4; Don’t have out-of-body experiences

    --Now THAT IS a handy tip. I never thought about the real dangers of it. It's a good thing I've only recently taken up mescaline so I can stop when I want. -- Check

    Protection #5; Break the cover-up, destroy the “big lie”

    --Understanding Waco, OKC, 9/11, 7/7.... may not be enough without effective education of others to the fact. Try as one might, it's in their hands halfway. -- Half a Check.

    My protection score==3.5 of 5 and that ain't bad!

    • vault, on 07/06/2008, -5/+12"recently taken up mescaline"

      no surprise there
      • BrapAllgood, on 07/06/2008, -8/+10I think it was meant to be humor. I think you could use some.
      • vault, on 07/06/2008, -8/+8I think you could use http://www.onlinemedicalsupply.com/OSTOMY/1-PIECE_ ...
      • BrapAllgood, on 07/06/2008, -10/+9I think you are a prick. Aren't thoughts fun!?!
      • vault, on 07/06/2008, -9/+9They certainly are, maybe you should try having them more often if you believe 'reptilian aliens' are taking over.
      • BrapAllgood, on 07/06/2008, -10/+7I have stated before in no uncertain terms that this is not a belief of mine. An interest, sure...but not a belief. It's called having an open mind. Maybe you will someday.
      • Herkimer56, on 07/06/2008, -10/+9"Aren't thoughts fun!?!"

        They sure are. Let us know if you ever have one.
      • HumanCattle, on 07/06/2008, -6/+11We're onto you herkimer56, you albino shapeshifting reptilian SNAKE.
      • BrapAllgood, on 07/06/2008, -7/+6"They sure are. Let us know if you ever have one."

        I think you are a prick, too. I also think you need to learn to read better.

        I also ALSO think you takes all easy shots because that's all you gots, chump.
      • BrapAllgood, on 07/06/2008, -7/+7"We're onto you herkimer56, you albino shapeshifting reptilian SNAKE."

        Dude, stop being a bigot. Albino shapeshifting reptilian snakes are people too! Er....
      • trogdoor, on 07/06/2008, -3/+7"We're onto you herkimer56, you albino shapeshifting reptilian SNAKE."

        Who says he's a shapeshifter? Tell me, have you ever actually SEEN Herkimer56? On the internet nobody knows you're a reptilian ( or something like that )
    • onetimer, on 07/06/2008, -7/+17When floatingorb recognizes just how crazy and asinine something is, you KNOW you're dealing with the nuttiest of nutbags...
      • floatingorb, on 07/06/2008, -6/+7One thing that lends this credability is that you guys with 'Odigo' (the megaphone) are here.
    • stienster, on 07/06/2008, -1/+5LOL!!! You're one funny dude!! LMAO!!!
  • onetimer, on 07/06/2008, -8/+19" In your opinion Philip’s regular injections of Beta Serone [Betaseron, editor's note] to assist in alleviating his Multiple Sclerosis – do you think it was deliberately conducted by a government agency or military doctor to incapacitate and suppress his knowledge of what he had seen and knew, say about the alien agenda and Deep Underground Mountain Bases, or were even deliberately injected as some sort of mind control – for some undetermined reasons?"

    "Up until his murder in January 1996 Philip had engaged in a series of lecture tours across the United States disclosing information about the alien agenda and New World Order which Philip cited was and is “one in the same”. Philip also relayed to his audiences information relating to the existence of 1,477 active Deep Underground Military Bases (DUMBs) throughout the world [as of late-1995]. Now in mid-2001 the total number of DUMBs would be closer to 1,500 I feel. Philip affirmed these bases were being used to “house alien takeover”."


    Haha holy ***** if I read the words "alien agenda" once more i'm gonna burst into tears from laughing so hard. There are crazies, and THEN, there are crazies. This is an example of the latter.

    Dugg for hilarity.
    • floatingorb, on 07/06/2008, -2/+5About the *underground bases*-- Green Mountain in Huntsville, Al. I've got lots of crazy stories about that...maybe later.
      take care,
      orb
  • jcm267, on 07/06/2008, -10/+15" He could see people that we would normally not be able to see. Philip believed as I do that the Philadelphia Experiment has lead to a portable device that can be worn on a person’s belt. They turn it on and can become invisible to most people. For Philip they could never fool him because he could see Reptilianand hear at a different frequency than most people. I had some of this gift as I can see “shadows”. I had a friend in the National Security Administration (NSA). He stated that he could “turn a corner” and disappear from sight. I believe he was using one of these devices but I could still see his shadow and it made him mad. It was this same friend that told me I had a two volume case file with the NSA & that my biological father had become a non-person in the military because he was in a top secret military project and died."

    Think of all the perverted things you can do with this belt clip! I want one!!!
    • Tangaroa, on 07/06/2008, -5/+8I saw just such a device on a _fictional program on TV_ called Stargate! That must mean they really exist, by the logic of this article!
    • floatingorb, on 07/06/2008, -5/+6I KNEW you were a perve and would use alien-tech to further your sick tastes!
      • BrapAllgood, on 07/06/2008, -4/+5"I KNEW you were a perve and would use alien-tech to further your sick tastes!"
        - - -
        pervert
        A noun
        1 pervert, deviant, deviate, degenerate
        a person whose behavior deviates from what is acceptable especially in sexual behavior
        - - -
        sexual_perversion
        A noun
        1 perversion, sexual perversion
        an aberrant sexual practice that is preferred to normal intercourse

        Category Tree:
        phenomenon
        ╚process
        ╚organic process; biological process
        ╚bodily process; body process; bodily function; activity
        ╚sexual activity; sexual practice; sex; sex activity
        ╚perversion, sexual perversion
        ╚oral sex; head
        ╚sodomy; buggery; anal sex; anal intercourse
        ╚paraphilia
        http://www.wordreference.com/definition/sexual_per ...
        - - -

        So, which is it, jcm? What is your perversion? You know, people have desires...but perverts have perversions. Choose the light side! Come across from the darkness! It doesn't have to be this way!
      • floatingorb, on 07/06/2008, -2/+5We should cut him a little slack. He could be a secret agent best suited to saving the world because of a particular fetish. He gains the trust of the inner circle; Sneaks up on the overlords one by one (and quite unseen); Then pees on them and watches them melt.

        Lets ask a family member:

        "Yep, that's my JCM -- Always peeing on lizard people!"
  • jcm267, on 07/06/2008, -9/+11I can't even finish reading this. Anything interesting after the part that I pasted here?
    • BrapAllgood, on 07/06/2008, -10/+6Yes...but don't worry about it. I'm not.
      • jcm267, on 07/06/2008, -7/+11You dugg this. Did you digg this because you think this "article" is absurdly funny or because you think that it is informative and factual? Given that you are a follower of David Icke, I strongly favor the latter.
      • BrapAllgood, on 07/06/2008, -11/+7I dugg it because it was interesting to read, that's all. You didn't enjoy it, so you didn't read it. There's not much of a story there.

        As for Icke...he was on Alex Thursday. Great show. They didn't speak much of aliens, though. Too bad, as you seem to focus on them whenever Icke is mentioned. Maybe next time, little feller.
      • HumanCattle, on 07/06/2008, -6/+7jcm267, please post more comments on digg telling people how stupid you think they are and dissing their article
        submissions.

        TIA
        HumanCattle.
    • Tangaroa, on 07/06/2008, -6/+14Interesting? Yes. Intelligent? No. Informative? LOL.
  • Tangaroa, on 07/06/2008, -10/+16Digg troofers take note. THIS is how you do troof.
  • GhostyBoy, on 07/06/2008, -1/+7I'm going to bookmark this and read it if and when I ever see somebody shape shift into a reptilian. I realize that by then it may already be too late, but somehow it's a risk I'm willing to take.
    • floatingorb, on 07/06/2008, -2/+7DUDE!!!! That is what the cup of piss is for. You're gonna feel really silly when the time comes to use it and you ain't got it!
    • gbarberi, on 07/06/2008, -1/+2Bookmark... no, no. Print it and make a pocket-sized handbook.
      • floatingorb, on 07/08/2008, -0/+2And pee on it; Just in case....

  • monsieurginger, on 07/06/2008, -2/+7Oh damn, the rats ratted us out.
    • Ricky81682, on 07/06/2008, -3/+5Are you paying attention? It's reptiles, not RATS, you fool! What are you, a double-agent of misinformation???!??
  • BrapAllgood, on 07/06/2008, -2/+7Wow...the MegaFUN crowd really did come visit. Why? Don't you have an important mission objective to achieve somewhere?
  • stienster, on 07/06/2008, -2/+7I really didn't expect to see the 9/11 trolls on this sub... now I do indeed believe this reptilian alien thing must be true.
  • canewediggit, on 07/06/2008, -3/+4*****, is this serious? or is this like 'the onion' for conspiracy nuts?
    • floatingorb, on 07/11/2008, -0/+1Do you not feel like you are being unjustly repressed by your mom when she is always nagging you to clean out the cat box?......
  • gbarberi, on 07/06/2008, -5/+2I'm not sure if I should digg this for being one of the most hilarious posts I've read or bury it for being miscategorized (should have been submitted in offbeat -> comedy).
  • Kythas, on 07/09/2008, -1/+3" In your opinion Philip’s regular injections of Beta Serone [Betaseron, editor's note] to assist in alleviating his Multiple Sclerosis – do you think it was deliberately conducted by a government agency or military doctor to incapacitate and suppress his knowledge of what he had seen and knew, say about the alien agenda and Deep Underground Mountain Bases, or were even deliberately injected as some sort of mind control – for some undetermined reasons?"

    So the acronym for Deep Underground Mountain Bases is....D.U.M.B.?

    BAWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
    • floatingorb, on 07/15/2008, -0/+1Well, 'Deep Underground MILITARY Base' works also. If you are denying their existance then you are dumb. Hey, what did Bush hid in on 9/11? A Nevada hole.
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