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- nyx210, on 10/12/2007, -6/+206Darwin wins again! Now he won't be able to contaminate the world with his stupidity...
- pevensen, on 10/12/2007, -4/+179The article says "It is understood surgeons were unable to reattach his penis," so it does sound like it had been cut off.
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -3/+154humor jokes are the best kind.
- kLacK, on 10/12/2007, -9/+156Someone order a large pepperoni?
- starfisch, on 10/12/2007, -6/+141buried as inaccurate; i'm sure some customers were merely pizza likers
- Pac56, on 10/12/2007, -5/+131If someone asks you, "Cake or Cut Your Dick Off?", you always answer CAKE!!!
- mandarin, on 10/12/2007, -3/+117The food was that bad eh?
- ponk, on 10/12/2007, -3/+114theres so many things I dont understand about what you just said
- CraigB12, on 10/12/2007, -6/+110I live in Mass, and I listen to talk radio on the way to work in the morning. One of the guys started reading this story and it went something like this, "So a guy is dining out at a restaurant, when he gets up and walks into the kitchen to get a 10" butcher knife. He doesn't brandish it to the chef or waiters or anything, but guess what he does?" other guy answers, "Cuts his steak with it?" to which it's replied "No, he jumps up on the table and pulls his pants down, and cuts off his genitalia."
I just sat there driving for about 10 minutes with my mouth wide open ignorant to any reasoning as to why someone would do this... i still don't have the information. - kaelyiesta, on 10/12/2007, -5/+95well it was a british restaurant...
only kidding, it was a humor joke - griz, on 10/12/2007, -4/+89Was this part of the "Cut off your Wee for a Wii" contest?
- Tr33fiddy, on 10/12/2007, -6/+68not a lot else will stand after that though.
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -4/+61@ponk
The article clearly states it happened in London so the "crazy brits" comment still stands much like when someone in the US does something retarded and people say "Only in America"; no one points out the guys origin of birth. - davesbrain, on 10/12/2007, -9/+60If those crazy Brits would just ban knives this senseless violence would come to a joyous end. Please, people across the pond, think about the penises that could be saved if you only banned knives.
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -13/+56Those wacky Brits
- Daniel001, on 10/12/2007, -3/+45yeah, you'd think people would use some common sense when they're cutting their own penis off.
- sysoprock, on 10/12/2007, -5/+42The man was rumored to haven been listening to King Missile shortly before the incident...
- Beaver6813, on 10/12/2007, -4/+38Attention.
- Feanor, on 10/12/2007, -4/+37You have to say it so the Brits will understand - "humour"
- tazx, on 10/12/2007, -4/+35Darwin award candidate.
- futureb, on 10/12/2007, -2/+30did you just tell everyone on digg that you have a small penis?
- rtay150, on 10/12/2007, -1/+29Thats actually a way to never get into the porn industry.
- imamessy1, on 10/12/2007, -2/+28I like The Sun headline much better: Docs fight to save man's willy.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2007180857,00.html - coldfusion055, on 10/12/2007, -2/+22Oh man, I forgot about the Detachable Penis song...
- Afreyt, on 10/12/2007, -6/+24In evolutionary terms, this is called "purifying selection", and the trait being selected against is extreme values of "doesn't take care of own reproductive equipment"
- CheapDigWannbe, on 10/12/2007, -2/+19Imagine how many people came back home to tell the crazy scene they saw in the restaurant, but no one believed them.
- Khabi, on 10/12/2007, -2/+19I specifically had to do a search in the comments just to see if anyone mentioned that song. My hat is off to you! :)
- Foamator, on 10/12/2007, -8/+24Pics or it didn't happen!
Wait... nevermind. - jhuebel, on 10/12/2007, -1/+16I think between you and cbme (previous post above), we've reach our quota on stupid comments for this story. Thanks for that.
- Daniel001, on 10/12/2007, -5/+20@tinker
I think cutting off your own penis goes beyond wacky. - jeliel, on 10/12/2007, -3/+18As a French guy, I find it ironic that the guy decided to cut his wiener off in a restaurant called Zizzi. Since French children call the penis a Zizzi. Aille!
- burstaneurysm, on 10/12/2007, -3/+17Check please!
- twisterrust, on 10/12/2007, -2/+16yup, it is just NUTS now
- Beaver6813, on 10/12/2007, -2/+15Maybe we're all depressed because your comments are making us so o-0
- MOJIRA, on 05/17/2008, -3/+16You sound like one those descriptions/warning on those cheep Chinese toys.
- yahoofrom, on 10/12/2007, -2/+14he played video games
- Octave, on 10/12/2007, -3/+15Hi, you must be new here.
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -4/+15Please no "pics or it didn't happen" jokes..
- aresef, on 10/12/2007, -3/+10The way my Google homepage is set up, the Word of the Day is right next to the Digg feed. Imagine what was going through my mind as my eye quickly skimmed the homepage as I saw "man cuts off penis" and half of the word "circumspect."
In other news, the restaurant is pleased to announce a new topping... - vsaint, on 10/12/2007, -9/+16Kind of a dick move.
- grachi, on 10/12/2007, -5/+12i wonder why he did it at a restaurant and not in his house or something.
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -4/+11You cut cake at a birthday party...but you do NOT cut sausage at a sausage party.
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -4/+11http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2005530066,00.html
Reminds of this. Man cuts off his testicles after his team wins a rugby match - Crazychipmunk, on 10/12/2007, -1/+7Ya know, he probably bought the knife illegally.
I blame videogames. - dozer2k5, on 10/12/2007, -3/+9"The man was then taken to hospital in south London where his condition is stable.It is understood surgeons were unable to reattach his penis." I would rather have died.....
- crashflow, on 10/12/2007, -3/+9that new york times graphic on gun death starts making more sense now. See, even without guns, 30+ yr old white men like offing themselves.
- joeydoo, on 10/12/2007, -2/+8...........I don't get it.
What are you trying to say? - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -4/+9Maybe offing himself is how he gets off? Theres a joke in there somewhere.
- crashflow, on 10/12/2007, -2/+7"Apart from the man, we understand that no-one else suffered any physical injuries."
but i bet some of guys in the crowd limped after watching what happened. - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -3/+8That's just nuts. Yikes.
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