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news.com.au — A MAN says he was was beaten to a pulp by a gang of more than 20 children - some as young as eight - because he had no cigarettes to give them.

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  • Renian, on 05/07/2009, -9/+298Suddenly this is amazingly relevant.
    http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight ...

    Unfortunately there is no calculator that I know of for children that are older than this so just divide by two.
  • RC18, on 05/07/2009, -5/+230it has always been my dream to see how many kids 8 and under i can take...i would just use one of them as a bat, or use him as a ward by swinging him in circles around me.
  • drethedog, on 05/07/2009, -3/+172Two 8 year old kids + scarf = Chuck Norris Nunchuck
  • temujin2012, on 05/07/2009, -12/+181"You lick that white dog *****!" - Step Brothers
  • reallytempting2, on 05/06/2009, -8/+152And they say smoking will kill you? Might have helped in this case.
  • korupture, on 05/07/2009, -7/+96Whats with all the ***** comments on digg lately?
  • techdever, on 05/07/2009, -13/+73………………….._,,-~’’’¯¯¯’’~-,,
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  • stk198323, on 05/07/2009, -4/+62No matter the situation you know you would be in deep ***** if you did that: Law and stuff. Also if you took one 8 year old and swing him like a bat you wouldn't have the energy to defend your self for more then 30 second, 1 minute at most so running seems like the best solution sadly.

    Seriously that's the kind of ***** ***** people really can't imagine. At 8 years old (and even 14) I had better thing's to do then beating people to death. I mean I was more concerned about my tonka truck then about ***** cigarette!

    But I suppose that when you don't have parents it's pretty hard to understand what's ''correct'' and what's ''wrong''.
  • pixel34, on 05/07/2009, -2/+47/b must be down.
  • lnxfi, on 05/07/2009, -7/+51It's a shame they weren't all 5. He could have prepared for this!
  • mdaize, on 05/07/2009, -4/+37This link is self-explanatory (how to win a fight against twenty children):
    http://www.cracked.com/blog/how-to-win-a-fight-aga ...
  • shutaro, on 05/07/2009, -2/+33This is what happens, Larry...
  • soggydave2113, on 05/07/2009, -2/+32Bubble Gum gang from Hostel, is that you?
  • Mistaxe, on 05/07/2009, -2/+32...when you find a stranger in the alps?
  • inactive, on 05/07/2009, -2/+29he should've spammed hurricane kick.
  • presidentraygun, on 05/07/2009, -3/+29Tiny fists of fury.
  • techdever, on 05/07/2009, -1/+25some of them won't give up their innocence without a fight. That's why pedobear knows karate
  • gimpsta, on 05/07/2009, -0/+21If anything being drunk makes you THINK you are a better fighter.
  • Smokeydabear, on 05/07/2009, -6/+26That'll happen.
  • Gguillorn, on 05/07/2009, -2/+21We meant take them in a fight, not take their innocence.
  • smergs, on 05/07/2009, -1/+208 year olds Dude.
  • StrangeFamous, on 05/07/2009, -0/+17It's a good thing you checked the comments to see that it's been posted about 5 times already.
  • inactive, on 05/07/2009, -0/+1729, but I'd like to try it just to make sure.
  • zomgwaffles, on 05/07/2009, -2/+19I agree with stk198323, using him as a bat would be extremely inefficient. You could use solid straight jabs to the face and one shot 8 year olds all day. (well "all day" if you are in any kind of decent physical condition)
  • RainStreet, on 05/07/2009, -0/+17That's just like, your opinion, man.
  • inactive, on 05/07/2009, -1/+17not must be. it is down. just thank your lucky star that /v/ is still up otherwise you would have been flooded by even bigger idiots.
  • gill003, on 05/07/2009, -0/+16That's a very strange conclusion you've come up with there.
  • MrInfallible, on 05/07/2009, -3/+18"Glenn Lambourn 'bashed by Palmerston kids for smokes'"

    The original title is a lot better.
  • nsanidy, on 05/07/2009, -0/+14http://tinyurl.com/5gvsoz
  • blah247, on 05/07/2009, -3/+17I'd go back and hunt each down
  • 1x253, on 05/07/2009, -1/+15It IS a strong argument in favor of smoking.
  • AtomicTheory, on 05/07/2009, -0/+14Since only 20 squares come in a pack, he still would have caught a beating, but by fewer kids.
  • FearlessFreep, on 05/07/2009, -0/+14Got 25, but I should get bonus points for the fact that I practice regularly on my own kids
  • LibertyPrime, on 05/07/2009, -1/+15I hate children.
  • chuckDontSurf, on 05/07/2009, -8/+21Hey, maybe I should post a link to that howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight site. I don't think anyone's done that yet!
  • Stemnin, on 05/07/2009, -0/+12He's speaking from experience.
  • sleepysteve, on 05/07/2009, -0/+12http://www.oneplusyou.com/bb/fight5?kids=penis
  • duncan202, on 05/07/2009, -0/+12I could take on 20 of the little peckers.
  • themastersb, on 05/07/2009, -0/+11This reminds me of that thing that calculates how many kids you'd be able to take on in a fight
  • c0mputar, on 05/07/2009, -0/+10"Smoking saved my life!"
  • inactive, on 05/07/2009, -0/+10Do you really think 8 year olds understand that?
    The reason could be either that the kids really did want a cigarette or it was a racist attack.
    Oh, the attackers were black and the victim was white? It's completely justified because some white people did some very bad things to black people hundreds of years ago.
  • chuckDontSurf, on 05/07/2009, -0/+9"come-up-ins"?? You're joking, right?
  • inactive, on 05/07/2009, -0/+9Too slow
  • Lefts, on 05/07/2009, -0/+9Dude, the guy was drunk and most likely he was hit in the balls quite a few times.
  • 1x253, on 05/07/2009, -4/+13Those kids BETTER watch out who they ***** with or they're gonna get payback!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prM9gIkozh4
  • FredFredrickson, on 05/07/2009, -0/+9Nobody ***** with the Jesus.
  • Adamlite, on 05/07/2009, -0/+9The guy had been drinking, wonder if that affected his ability to defend himself.
  • MusicMagi, on 05/07/2009, -0/+9Parents this should be a lesson to you. Know where your kids are and who they're hanging out with. Don't just let them run wild and look the other way everytime you notice something you don't want to deal with. These kids have clearly never been disciplined and never learned that there are consequences for their actions.
  • Chaotics, on 05/07/2009, -2/+10Funny, the last I checked the surgeon general warning doesn't say anything about the possibility of cigarettes causing you to get the snot kicked out of you by a group of teenage aboriginals.
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