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KKK Grand Wizard comes out of closet, "proud of homosexuality"

beginnorth.com — A KKK Grand Wizard has come out of the closet and announced that he is gay. He aims to bring all the gay Klansmen out of the closet so that they do not need to live in fear.

Who dugg this? Made popular Jun 6, 2007

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  • DrDragun, on 10/11/2007, -25/+265The KKK is now officially ahead of the GOP as a symbol of tolerance in America
  • TheTaoOfBill, on 10/11/2007, -5/+140UPDATE: KKK Grand Wizard found hung by the neck in a tree.
  • canewediggit, on 10/11/2007, -7/+130so let me get this straight (no pun intended).... a guy that likes to wrap himself in bedsheets and hold secret meetings in the woods with other men in sheets is gay? whoulda thunk it?
  • tpaine, on 10/11/2007, -8/+105Buried as Fake!!!

    Thank you Sonaro for pointing out that this blog is an art project that says it will produce fake & real news. A quick google search proves it. The only page on the internet to have the name "John Caroline" and KKK is this article:
    http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&safe=off&rlz=1B3GGGL_en___US215&q=%22John+Carolina%22+kkk&btnG=Search
  • smackywentz, on 10/11/2007, -3/+90We don't take kindly to hetchra-sexuals 'round here.
  • inactive, on 10/11/2007, -3/+86I can't lose the image of a bunch of Klansmen sitting in the living room drinking white wine spritzers and watching re-runs of Will and Grace.
  • sonofdy1, on 10/11/2007, -5/+80Pink sheets now? Color co-orinated lynchings?

  • SpaceMonkeyZero, on 10/11/2007, -12/+77Figures. I bet he's in a relationship with a gay black man.

    ***** the KKK.
  • inactive, on 10/11/2007, -7/+67"KKK Grand Wizard comes out of closet, "proud of homosexuality"
    "Man Wires ENTIRE KITCHEN TOGETHER… Creates “Super-Kitchen!”

    with stories like that who needs digg.


  • gwinerreniwg, on 10/11/2007, -2/+62Clayton Bigsby would be proud:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zO86qpwHcc
  • sonaro, on 10/11/2007, -5/+64"DETALES is a new blog that is part artistic experiment and part haven for the surreal side of our world. There will be articles, fake and real, but the glue that holds the blog together are the detales that make it up:"
    http://beginnorth.com/blog/?page_id=2
  • DrDragun, on 10/11/2007, -1/+56those flaming crosses will be a little more flaming now
  • glasgowm, on 10/11/2007, -3/+54With a title like "Grand Wizard" what do you expect :/
  • inactive, on 10/11/2007, -6/+52GAY POWER!!!
  • endustry, on 10/11/2007, -1/+38Next up: KKK Gay Porn.

    Ass Lynchers Vol. 8.
    Klu Klux Kox
    Knights in White Satin
    The South Rises Up Vol .13
  • NSMike, on 10/11/2007, -2/+33***** THE RIKKK!

    Wait...
  • rushfan, on 10/11/2007, -1/+24I'm just glad people finally learned to use reliable sources...
  • omaryak, on 10/11/2007, -2/+24Coming up: Queer Eye for the Klan Guy – how to take those white sheets from utterly drab to totally fab!
  • pauleric, on 10/11/2007, -3/+21Well duh, of course it's fake. But it's also funny. I shall digg it.
  • realclark, on 10/11/2007, -1/+15white power!.......lets go take a hot shower! hot shower!
  • ruley, on 10/11/2007, -2/+14No one. this is completely fake, people are just having fun with the idea

    /i hope
  • eatsushi, on 10/11/2007, -8/+18As bad as things are in America, this is really really frickin hilarious!
  • CACuzcatlan, on 10/11/2007, -4/+14I'm fairly confident its fake, based on the description of the blog and the fact that there's no mention of this anywhere else on the Internet.
  • dn11, on 10/11/2007, -3/+13“It’s a wonderful day,” says James Werman, a life-time member of the KKK. “And I march towards the day when I can walk down the streets, hand in hand with my boyfriend, living and breathing in a uniformly white nation"

    Um... has anyone seen or heard anything about this story anywhere else? TOTALLY FAKE! (but still funny)
  • bongthegong, on 10/11/2007, -4/+13They should call it the gay gay gay.
  • CaptShmo, on 10/11/2007, -2/+11"hey billy-bob, which hole in dis here sheet is for the neck and which'un is for the uther stufff?"
  • canewediggit, on 10/11/2007, -4/+13how about "detales makes front page of digg with fake story nobody bothers to read!" - we're quite good at that. a detailed recounting of the coming flame war (again, no pun intended) would also work.

    good stuff, but try digging some other people as well before you get buried for blatant self promotion.
  • Zippo, on 10/11/2007, -4/+13Right... come out of the closet, be openly gay around the KKK... yeah, that'll go just smoothly.
  • lucask, on 10/11/2007, -2/+10RTFA guys, and read the 'about' on the blog.
    fake.
  • matrixclown, on 10/11/2007, -0/+8ITS A TRAP!!!!!!!
  • Detritus, on 10/11/2007, -7/+15Oh this irony, it stings.... So you're going to make fun of the KKK, by making a fake news story about how they're gay.
  • PinkoComrade, on 10/11/2007, -1/+9"I am behind John in everything he does." - Maddox, I bet he is
  • nickj6282, on 10/11/2007, -0/+8That whooshing sound is the joke flying right over your head.
  • jaxxon, on 10/11/2007, -1/+8Who cares if this is fake? It's still hilarious. :)

    KKKY Jelly for the next ass whooppin'....
  • Frozo, on 10/11/2007, -5/+12No way this is real, c'mon people.
  • inactive, on 10/11/2007, -0/+7uhh... considering the KKK hates gays as much as blacks... .... yeah you're dumb.
  • Timpin1, on 10/11/2007, -2/+9Remindes me of that episode of Chappelle's Show...anyone else?
  • estacado, on 10/11/2007, -1/+7Know we know why their hood is shaped like that.
  • xXVirusXx, on 10/11/2007, -1/+7http://www.metacafe.com/watch/185642/new_kkk/

    Like this?
  • Enfenestrate, on 10/11/2007, -1/+7Going to bring new meaning to "flaming gay" if the rest of the KKK guys have their way
  • sublimethinker, on 10/11/2007, -1/+6“I am proud to announce that I am a homosexual. And I want everybody to know that this development will not interfere with my goal towards the construction of a white nation.” --John Carolina, KKK Grand Wizard.

    lol ad infinitum
  • chicken101, on 10/11/2007, -2/+7Didn't you hear? Ted Haggard is completely heterosexual!
  • Fi9nutz, on 10/11/2007, -2/+7Ted Haggard is gonna have a BF
  • consonance, on 10/11/2007, -1/+6Detales is the new Onion.
  • benitojuarez, on 10/11/2007, -3/+8it was a blind black klansmen who thought he was white.
  • beginnorth, on 10/11/2007, -4/+8I'm lovin it.

    If you guys have any ideas for stories, let me know.
  • bsox, on 10/11/2007, -2/+6Yeah, it's a hoax.

    Yeah, I dugg it. Why? Because this is a hoax i can get behind! I would love to see this spread like the moon hoax or 911 conspiracy theories. (asbestos boxers = ON).

  • inactive, on 10/11/2007, -1/+5Boo fake KKK gay story basher!

    YAY Beer!
  • slut, on 10/11/2007, -4/+7“I am behind John in everything he does."

    cmon, who's buying this?
  • inactive, on 10/11/2007, -1/+4The kkgay took my baby away
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