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- Dumbledorito, on 10/07/2008, -0/+42"Hey, Bob. Gonna rob a bank today?"
"Sure am, Dave. Wanna come?"
"Uh, why don't you just do it with a computer like everyone else? If you get caught, you get bailout money."
"Don't be such a pussy, Dave." - AmyVernon, on 10/05/2008, -2/+42It's really awful, but kind of awesome at the same time.
- EasyMCcheesy, on 10/06/2008, -0/+33That kind of outstanding time management is the stuff that gets you promoted!!
- acrodev, on 10/06/2008, -1/+30And robbed people during his work hours...
- inactive, on 10/06/2008, -2/+31during lunch? man that paulson is slick
- ORBAT, on 10/06/2008, -1/+29Yeah, because we desperately need violent but really, really cool looking bank robberies.
- Ninh, on 10/06/2008, -2/+28He should receive a promotion. Most of his co-workers only rob banks during work hours.
- Maizuru, on 10/06/2008, -0/+24Looks like he found a way to unfreeze the interbank lending market.
- flashingcurser, on 10/07/2008, -1/+24Investment banker? He could have just stayed at his desk to rob people.
- Phearce, on 10/07/2008, -0/+13Over-achiever.
- inactive, on 10/06/2008, -0/+13Lunch is for wimps.
- BXRWXR, on 10/07/2008, -0/+11Is someone going to bail him out?
- hnazareth16, on 10/05/2008, -5/+15If you're going to rob a bank, at least do it in style, like the Joker in The Dark Knight.
Walking into a bank and chatting with the teller before demanding the money isn't exactly badass. - razorseddge, on 10/07/2008, -0/+8I wonder what he did all those times he called in sick?
- 4NDr01D, on 10/07/2008, -0/+7Patrick Bateman never robbed a bank
besides it was all in his head
whoops I just ruined the book for you ;) - redux2redux, on 10/07/2008, -1/+8Hmm, it looks like the investment bankers are working through lunch...
- Vostok, on 10/07/2008, -0/+7Doesn't he know there's nothing valuable in banks anymore?
- FredFredrickson, on 10/07/2008, -0/+7And here I thought I was doing something productive by working my way through the complete Lord of the Rings book a few pages at a time every lunch break!
- thegrantman, on 10/07/2008, -0/+6What's the difference?
- RuSTeDs, on 10/07/2008, -1/+6American Psycho anybody?
- shutaro, on 10/07/2008, -0/+5Yes, now more than ever... I'd even settle for 1930s-style robberies. You know, go old school.
- zadadka, on 10/07/2008, -0/+5Don't be daft, the banks already did that way before he got involved.
- inactive, on 10/06/2008, -0/+4Maybe he's trying to raise money just in case he needs to bailout the company that he is working for.
- craighoxton, on 10/07/2008, -0/+4...well that's the operating model of most hedge funds
- cscott530, on 10/07/2008, -1/+5Yeah, because we desperately need a sense of humor.
- scottybowl, on 10/07/2008, -2/+6. out of context, digg me down
- BaoUnit, on 10/07/2008, -0/+3Pretty badass.
- shutaro, on 10/07/2008, -0/+3You can eat when you're dead!
- Christbait, on 10/07/2008, -0/+3they have nice pens
- shutaro, on 10/07/2008, -1/+4His name is Robert Paulson.
- inactive, on 10/07/2008, -0/+3It's in Canada, not the US.
- seventhc, on 10/07/2008, -0/+3Now he'll be making a huge investment in 'time'.
- craighoxton, on 10/07/2008, -1/+4That's exactly the kind of thinking out of the box that gets you hired at Moron Stanley or Goldman Sucks
- Shaman760, on 10/07/2008, -0/+3Small potatoes. Those on Wall Street stole 800+ billion during their working hours.
- bigtoes, on 10/16/2008, -1/+3" Boss , I have another sack of cash . Where should I invest this one ? " .
- jtbell04, on 10/07/2008, -0/+2Looks like he couldn't get that reservation at Dorsia.
- RuSTeDs, on 10/07/2008, -0/+2lol well I'm sure if the cops didn't get him, he'd be running around naked with a chainsaw in his apartment building trying to mow down hookers.
- Vexion, on 10/07/2008, -0/+2Wait, I saw this movie! http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0369441/
- replaysMike, on 10/07/2008, -0/+2Hahah this guy is awesome. No, I don't condone robbing banks. I do condone having huge balls the size of Jupiter, and this guy had them.
- Ghostalker, on 10/07/2008, -2/+4Judging by the market condition, I'd say investment executive's have been robbing people a lot more then just "during their lunch break"
- chanop, on 10/07/2008, -0/+2NO! I'm digging you up!
- Huangism, on 10/07/2008, -1/+3execute him
***** rich people trying to get richer - endustry, on 10/07/2008, -0/+2I guess all of that pushing numbers back and forth from one computer to another all day has to get to one after a while.
- veriix, on 10/07/2008, -0/+2Isn't that the guy from madtv?
- Ironic2015, on 10/07/2008, -1/+3this is what happens when the market goes to crap.....the brokers need to make up for there losses....i wouldnt be surprised if this starts to happen more often
- yujie, on 10/07/2008, -0/+2So does he charged it to company overhead for this "work"?
- knute5, on 10/07/2008, -0/+2...and robbed everyone else during office hours.
Bah duhm BAH! - inactive, on 10/08/2008, -0/+2less violent but more *****.
- tester80, on 10/07/2008, -0/+2His name is Robert Paulson.
- toetagger, on 10/07/2008, -0/+1What's new?
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