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'I ate my roommate', says teen
metro.co.uk — Robert crushed his room-mate's skull with a 9kg iron bar before using a butcher's knife to remove his intestines. Officers found the body lying in a pool of blood, with body parts spread around the room and half-eaten on a plate in the kitchen.
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- JoeHeavyFlow, on 10/10/2007, -7/+148The article sounds like Cannibal Corpse lyrics.
- iChaz, on 10/10/2007, -20/+2props, that was good.
- Empyrean, on 10/10/2007, -19/+4Obviously you've never listened to Cannibal Corpse...
- djrisc, on 10/10/2007, -18/+2can corpse ***** ROCKS! YEAH!
- livevil, on 10/10/2007, -12/+7Cannibal Corpse is gay. This kid actually did it.
- Tunguska, on 10/10/2007, -5/+6Doesn't compare to "Entrails Ripped From A Virgin's *****" by Cannibal Corpse.
- themostoriginal, on 10/10/2007, -3/+1autopsy lyrics are pretty gruesome http://www.darklyrics.com/a/autopsy.html
- ICSU, on 10/10/2007, -3/+13get laid, kids
- keyboardduder, on 10/10/2007, -0/+12000th!
- thesimo, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1or necrophagist - the name says it all
- mrgreenjeans, on 10/10/2007, -6/+278At a homeless shelter, don't they check you for 9kg iron bars and butcher's knives?
- Rayeth, on 10/10/2007, -2/+18Iron Bars maybe not but Butcher's knives you sure as hell do
- znachtman, on 10/10/2007, -1/+72How do they expect teenagers to eat homeless people without a large butcher knife?
- euphemizeme, on 10/10/2007, -3/+89spork
- dorianh49, on 10/10/2007, -3/+15very carefully
- munna80, on 10/10/2007, -2/+0Why should they?? Are homeless supposed to be criminals??
- znachtman, on 10/10/2007, -1/+72How do they expect teenagers to eat homeless people without a large butcher knife?
- Moriya, on 10/10/2007, -1/+14I did community service at one. Most people staying had knives, but had to check them at the door, and got them back on the way out. In fact, they also had to check bags and anything else at a desk where they were kept 24x7, guarded by volunteers like myself. We had push button access to the police, and the whole place was rigged with security cameras.
So, yeah, I'm kind of surprised something like this could happen. - Kronos6948, on 10/10/2007, -10/+27Man, thank god UK has gun control! That poor guy could've been shot!
- Frnnkdlxx, on 10/10/2007, -0/+11RTFA! " ...Vienna"
- OisinT, on 10/10/2007, -2/+13With the American education system the way it is in some parts of the country, I wouldn't be surprised if this guy thought Vienna was in the UK.
- Gir53457, on 10/10/2007, -5/+1Where IS Vienna?
- OisinT, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1I hope you're kidding Gir..... but it's the capitol of Austria.
I think Gov. Schwarzenegger is from there. :) - Gir53457, on 10/10/2007, -3/+1Wow, I didn't even know where my own Govenator was from
- OisinT, on 10/10/2007, -0/+4http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/73/The_More_You_Know.jpg
- OisinT, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1Schwarzenegger is actually from Thal, near Graz Austria. Not Vienna... my bad.
- diggimator, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3And only Americans read digg!
- shinynew, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2@Gir
just ***** google it.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vienna
@diggimator
also for some strange reason 1/5 of all diggers can locate America on a map. why do you think this is?
- babybirdhome, on 10/10/2007, -1/+6I personally believe a lot of U.S. Americans are unable to locate Vienna on a map because some people out there in our nation don't have maps. Like such as.
Or so it has been said.
- OisinT, on 10/10/2007, -2/+13With the American education system the way it is in some parts of the country, I wouldn't be surprised if this guy thought Vienna was in the UK.
- Frnnkdlxx, on 10/10/2007, -0/+11RTFA! " ...Vienna"
- MakinBacon, on 10/10/2007, -3/+22This happened in Vienna? The news piece should have been titled "Austrian Hungary".
- sauvaget, on 10/10/2007, -0/+8THAT is actually very clever and funny.
- tannerpetry, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3Very cleaver indeed!
- duggtodeath, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1Cleaver?
- Tripacer, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1I see what you did there.
- b4ckst4bb, on 10/10/2007, -0/+0not if you're a homeless butcher they don't
- Rayeth, on 10/10/2007, -2/+18Iron Bars maybe not but Butcher's knives you sure as hell do
- xXShadowstormXx, on 11/13/2007, -22/+113The *****.
- superpotential, on 10/10/2007, -14/+7right about now, the *****'s so rubber
keep it up now, the *****'s so rubber
...- stevedclarke, on 10/10/2007, -2/+1Fat boy. Slim.
- lOvOl, on 10/10/2007, -20/+3And Europeans have the gall to say us Americans are all ***** up. Seriously, I don't even know what is more disturbing, this crime, or the fact that Europeans are rather tolerant of this practice. A German man recently ate another man, but got off the hook because there was no proof he murdered him. I mean, what in the ***** has secular humanism done to you people. Do you even have a remote idea of the concept of right and wrong? If someone cannibalizes another human being without a really good excuse, they should be killed immediately after being found guilty. If they get off on a legal technicality when the facts are clear as day then some citizen should put a bullet in the back of their head.
Maybe a European can enlighten us as to which nationality is the tastiest since cannibalism is becoming more and more common in that neck of the woods.- merrywine, on 10/10/2007, -1/+8Wow. You're an idiot.
I'm not condoning cannibalism or anything, but you're taking two examples and declaring that Europeans in general are ***** up because of them. Talk about gall. - MetricLobster, on 10/10/2007, -0/+5I do not think Europeans are the only ones that need a better concept of right and wrong
*goes to re read the part about some citizen putting a bullet in the back of someones head* - OisinT, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2you have the gall to believe that people aren't getting off every day on legal technicalities in the US as well?
- Koldkompress, on 10/10/2007, -0/+9As a seasoned British cannibal, I can inform you of the following:
Human flesh tastes most poignantly of beef.
The best method of eating is slicing meat off of the thigh and then butterfly cooking it on a grill, season to taste.
The choicest meals tend to be the more muscley people.
In England, as much as you pointed out, cannibalism is fully legal. I myself have eaten five people, when I run out of Ramen, Crumpets and Bangers and Mash. On average, there are 600 cannibalistic acts every week in the United Kingdom.
Are you saying it isn't legal in America?- OisinT, on 10/10/2007, -1/+2eek. thank god I live in the republic. hahahaha..
you sir. are hilarious!
- OisinT, on 10/10/2007, -1/+2eek. thank god I live in the republic. hahahaha..
- merrywine, on 10/10/2007, -1/+8Wow. You're an idiot.
- Dodobutt222, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1Thanks for finishing my sentence...saves me some time before I get eaten by my roommate.
- superpotential, on 10/10/2007, -14/+7right about now, the *****'s so rubber
- DruSam, on 10/10/2007, -34/+15What the ***** *****?
- moskaudancer, on 10/10/2007, -12/+1Couldn't have said it better myself.
Unless I had tried.
Which I did not.
Because I am lazy.
- moskaudancer, on 10/10/2007, -12/+1Couldn't have said it better myself.
- mdjohnson1, on 10/10/2007, -7/+613"Officers found the body lying in a pool of blood, with body parts spread around the room and half-eaten on a plate in the kitchen." ...
That would have been disgusting if he didn't use a plate.- nymphetamine, on 10/10/2007, -2/+153He's a classy cannibal.
- captainpete, on 10/10/2007, -4/+56Reading your comment made up for the lack of humor at my job.
- tehpwnrate, on 10/10/2007, -2/+37Get a new job. I suggest police investigator. You can hear jokes like this in person, first hand!
- creep303, on 10/10/2007, -11/+9Oh god, hahaha!
- jacobsam, on 10/10/2007, -11/+4HA HA! That comment was awesome.
- mercurysquad, on 10/10/2007, -14/+4Reminded me of Rammstein's "Mein Teil" lyrics:
Ist doch so gut gewürzt
und so schön flambiert
und so liebevoll auf Porzellan serviert
Dazu ein guter Wein
und zarter Kerzenschein
Ja da lass ich mir Zeit
Etwas Kultur muss sein
Translation:
It's just so well seasoned
and so nicely flambéed
and so lovingly served on porcelain
And with it, a good wine
and gentle candlelight
Yeah I'll take my time
You've got to have some culture
The song was inspired by Armin Meiwes' story, if anyone's interested: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armin_Meiwes- hmunkey, on 10/10/2007, -2/+3They're messed up...
- HyperZiper, on 10/10/2007, -5/+2they are awesome.
better than u will ever be.
- HyperZiper, on 10/10/2007, -5/+2they are awesome.
- Shroommaster, on 10/10/2007, -5/+5Rammstein is an awesome band
- specialK16, on 10/10/2007, -2/+3Reminds me of 13 yo omg omg rammstein is liek, teh best band evar!!! when I was in high school.
- mercurysquad, on 10/10/2007, -3/+2whatever, man. they are still good.
- Gir53457, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1And here I thought that The Allman Brothers were the best band ever.
- specialK16, on 10/10/2007, -2/+3Reminds me of 13 yo omg omg rammstein is liek, teh best band evar!!! when I was in high school.
- 3toe, on 10/10/2007, -1/+0I'm surprised the video hasn't leaked on to the internet yet.
- mercurysquad, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1it's all over. just look on google video search
- hmunkey, on 10/10/2007, -2/+3They're messed up...
- BESTenemy, on 10/10/2007, -0/+18Population, poverty and carbon footprint reduction - all in one!
- Frnnkdlxx, on 10/10/2007, -0/+4Do I spy this becoming popular culture! *buys mallet and silverware*
- shinynew, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2also hunger!
hmmm i think i have a modest proposal to write...
- frostieDude, on 10/10/2007, -0/+6Yeah, but it was everyday china. When a cannibal eats my guts, I would hope they would use the good china.
- Killerah, on 10/10/2007, -0/+11His parents must be so ashamed of him. He only ate half of what was on his plate!
- BossKey, on 10/10/2007, -1/+8I mean really. There are starving children in China who wish they could...who don't have.......ah...never mind.
- donkeySays, on 10/10/2007, -0/+4Now the question is: was it cooked or raw?
- Sharky35, on 10/10/2007, -0/+12mmmmm, manwich.
- UwasaWaya, on 10/10/2007, -1/+0Ok... I'm crying... I'm laughing so hard I'm crying... you totally made my day... Dugg man... lol
- whatsnews9, on 10/10/2007, -13/+119mentally ill persons should be placed in an institution where they can be watched over and taken cared of to avoid incidents like this.
- satx, on 10/10/2007, -18/+71Or shot... whichever's more cost-effective.
- moskaudancer, on 10/10/2007, -2/+7Probably the 'institute' system. They could make wicker baskets for us all day.
Plus, bullets are expensive.
/sarc - mattcoady, on 10/10/2007, -5/+26Bullets, the .33 cent solution to all life's problems.
- jonnyeh, on 10/10/2007, -2/+170.33 cents isn't a lot of money. Did you mean 33 cents, or $0.33 perhaps? /stickler
- Wacer, on 10/10/2007, -3/+19You people are sick
- fxspec06, on 10/10/2007, -0/+8Us people will eat you for dinner!
- MusicalGenius, on 10/10/2007, -2/+6Shooting someone who hasn't committed a crime yet is murder. The statement made was in the nature of avoiding not punishing.
- Gir53457, on 10/10/2007, -9/+1Then lets jail the ***** too.
- munna80, on 10/10/2007, -2/+2satx's, perhabs you're the one who should be shot. What an *****
- moskaudancer, on 10/10/2007, -2/+7Probably the 'institute' system. They could make wicker baskets for us all day.
- ishwarchand, on 10/10/2007, -7/+30how did you manage to get so smart. did you think of this yourself. oh wait, others thought of it before, its called a mental asylum.
- theoneskee, on 10/10/2007, -0/+4http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarcasm
- znachtman, on 10/10/2007, -2/+42Or they should have their own reality television NETWORK. Think about it...
"Living with my Cannibal half-brother"
"Big Brother: Cannibal Edition"- Rawler, on 10/10/2007, -2/+5Fox.
...yet they cancel Arrested Development, and Firefly..- moskaudancer, on 10/10/2007, -2/+7Assholes.
- rjj28, on 10/10/2007, -0/+0sounds like a George Carlin bit if you have listened to any of his recent stuff.
- Rawler, on 10/10/2007, -2/+5Fox.
- Gregus1032, on 10/10/2007, -0/+24the problem is, sometimes you don't know they need to be in one of those places until something like this happens.
- tomis, on 10/10/2007, -1/+19Along with republicans, homosexuals, hippies, child molesters, and anyone else who does something we don't agree with. Seriously, unless there were giant flashing warning signs that someone is going to commit a crime, there's no way to prevent it.
- EuphopiaB, on 10/10/2007, -6/+4You are comparing a person who mutilated and carefully ingested parts of his roommate's internals to hippies?
It may be hard to tell these days, but there ARE clinical definitions for mentally insane.- gameforge, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1He "carefully" ingested the parts? You mean he "carelessly" ingested them... eating doesn't require much precision, even if what you're eating is unthinkable.
Rather, as in his case, all it takes is a lot of guts. (yikes, that was bad...)
- gameforge, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1He "carefully" ingested the parts? You mean he "carelessly" ingested them... eating doesn't require much precision, even if what you're eating is unthinkable.
- 1337Einstein, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1The problem isn't retards, republicans, or even Jack Thompson, the problem is people, wipe them out and I'd be surprised if you got even one complaint in response to the results
- Koldkompress, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1It's funny how after you kill someone, they never complain.
- dema, on 10/10/2007, -2/+0I think retards implies republicans and Jack Thompson.
- EuphopiaB, on 10/10/2007, -6/+4You are comparing a person who mutilated and carefully ingested parts of his roommate's internals to hippies?
- JrGhoull, on 10/10/2007, -1/+4you know, despite jfks short run, during his time he put a crapload of money into mental institutions...i believe since then due to lack of money, there are now 50% less mental institutions then there were in the 60s. the people who were in those were then put out into the streets. thats why u see alot of crazy homeless people...because they should be insitutionalized, but arnt because of lack of funding. this lack of funding (not money, because the gov has over a trillion ***** dollars for war...but funding) leads to nothing but problems.
- MillurTime, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2The problem is, a person can't be mandated to be institutionalized without committing a crime. Hopefully they do something like dance naked at the fountain at the mall, instead of eating people.
- ECas123, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2Yeah but then Fox would just put in some hidden cameras and make it into "Psych Watch!"
- tyywebb, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2Do you know why you're here, Mr. McMurphy?
Well, Doc, I guess it's cause I fight and ***** too much. - poppipop, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3that's a bit of an overgeneralisation. it is estimated that one in five people will experience mental illness at some point in their lives. doesn't mean they'll go and kill (and eat) people.
- bucciboo24, on 10/10/2007, -3/+0Wow! Thanks for pointing out the obvious...douche.
- satx, on 10/10/2007, -18/+71Or shot... whichever's more cost-effective.
- DeskFlyer, on 10/10/2007, -30/+14NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM
- nullx42, on 10/10/2007, -8/+36Its "Om Nom nom nom nom", newfag
- DeskFlyer, on 10/10/2007, -9/+1Crap, I really need to proofread before exiting the thread.
- imdeanlabouty, on 10/10/2007, -5/+4This isn't /b/. GTFO
- smacksaw, on 10/10/2007, -0/+8Life is /b/, get used to it.
- MOJIRA, on 05/17/2008, -0/+10What the /f/ is everyone talking about?
- Gir53457, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1GTFO Fag
- MarkOfTheDead, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2Nothing intelligent. Don't worry, you really aren't missing anything.
- Unlgued, on 10/10/2007, -7/+0Hmmmm... okay.
- sldSquirrel, on 10/10/2007, -2/+6Noo it r my birthday
- MarkOfTheDead, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1Awesome story for next year.
- nodlezfodlez, on 10/10/2007, -3/+1"Look, heres me eating Tony! numnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnumnum..."
- nullx42, on 10/10/2007, -8/+36Its "Om Nom nom nom nom", newfag
- andrewcsayer, on 10/10/2007, -4/+51Usually you get kicked out for not paying rent....
- MOJIRA, on 05/17/2008, -0/+12This seems more effective.
And delicious.- razrielle, on 10/10/2007, -1/+3THIS IS CAKE TOWNNNNNNNNN
- Frnnkdlxx, on 10/10/2007, -2/+1You SUCK!
- diggimator, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1Seriously, why didn't this guy just order a hamburger instead?
I get hungry sometimes but I order a hamburger.
- razrielle, on 10/10/2007, -1/+3THIS IS CAKE TOWNNNNNNNNN
- MOJIRA, on 05/17/2008, -0/+12This seems more effective.
- firewolf223, on 10/10/2007, -32/+6I feel bad for the dude who became dinner, but this sounds like something that might only happen in..........
SOVIET RUSSIA- jenel, on 10/10/2007, -6/+5*rimshot*
- Frnnkdlxx, on 10/10/2007, -4/+3In Soviet Russia, hungry roommate eat YOU!
- stickyhoney, on 10/10/2007, -18/+16A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.
- Brutus013, on 10/10/2007, -13/+2Dugg for Dumb and Dumber reference.
- lucidapathy, on 10/10/2007, -2/+14You are a tard.
- greenlight2001, on 10/10/2007, -3/+10Silence of the lambs?
- stickyhoney, on 10/10/2007, -4/+2Spot on Greenlight. Obviously no-one else got it :P
- musicphreke, on 10/10/2007, -0/+5Aah, I love Silence of the Lambs. Sadly, it's a pretty good quote for this story. I am wondering why you're being dugg down. I guess not many people have seen the movie?
- Brutus013, on 10/10/2007, -13/+2Dugg for Dumb and Dumber reference.
- drunkentoad, on 10/10/2007, -1/+224The image of the fine china plate and silver cutlery adds a charming touch to this article
- mrASSMAN, on 10/10/2007, -8/+3Ah, that english charm.
- pintomp3, on 10/10/2007, -3/+2bone china.
- Koldkompress, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2Hehe, you said "Bone"
- hoghug, on 10/10/2007, -0/+0And I like the image of the guy chomping into a bit in the adjoining "teeth pull champ" article. I bet they were kicking themselves for not having any good Kobayashi stories they could also run that day.
- dojonz, on 10/10/2007, -7/+53What? without any fava beans?
- TKn00b, on 10/10/2007, -0/+20and a nice bottle of chianti fufufufufuf
- MagicCake, on 10/10/2007, -1/+7Haha, well done, both of you.
- chubbybubba, on 10/10/2007, -3/+1oh crap... I accidently dugg you down when I meant to digg you up... sorry. Is there any way to reverse that?
- Seifey, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1Let me check.
- MagicCake, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3Not that I know of. But don't sweat it, it's the thought that counts, my friend. :)
- chubbybubba, on 10/10/2007, -3/+1oh crap... I accidently dugg you down when I meant to digg you up... sorry. Is there any way to reverse that?
- o2o2o2o2, on 10/10/2007, -3/+129Teens these days are into the craziest things.
- znachtman, on 10/10/2007, -5/+3You think he learned it on MTV's Real World?
- mrASSMAN, on 10/10/2007, -2/+32Jack Thompson knows exactly why he did it.
- MagicCake, on 10/10/2007, -0/+6Hot Cannibalism mod.
- Archeologist, on 10/10/2007, -0/+16The killer was found to have played "Stubbs the Zombie"
- bilgates, on 10/10/2007, -2/+1Like those teens that made the site videohybrid.com
- Frnnkdlxx, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2I hate slick plugs.
- shit, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2It's a phase; he'll grow out of it.
- gingerboyiv, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1If you read the ending, you would have found out it's a homeless shelter for people with mental problems. Teens don't go around killing and eating their roommates. =.=
- Pureeviljester, on 10/10/2007, -2/+112oh gawd, zombie outbreak!
We shoulda covered the graves with cement! We shoulda listened to Mayor West!- MOJIRA, on 05/17/2008, -4/+1Funny, but I dugg you for using he steam icon as your profile pic.
Side note: I may be really thick, but I recently discovered that the voice of Mayor Adam West is actually the real Adam West (Batman from the '50s). Freaking awesome.- MagicCake, on 10/10/2007, -0/+4Yeah, I would say you're a little thick there, heh. I thought everyone knew Adam West was voiced by the real dude. :)
- MarkOfTheDead, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1I'll come out when they're all gone.
- scottlax82, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1As long as you keep the Noid from messing with my pizza!
- MOJIRA, on 05/17/2008, -4/+1Funny, but I dugg you for using he steam icon as your profile pic.
- RoboHobo, on 10/10/2007, -0/+28Well, he's not faking.
- MOJIRA, on 05/17/2008, -0/+1Fooled you. He's just a method actor.
- Pic0, on 10/10/2007, -1/+37"and I ate the mess he left on the floor"
- znachtman, on 10/10/2007, -17/+5In a related story, a man identified only as George B continued to clear brush at his Texas Ranch.
- Koldkompress, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2How in Sweet Jesus is that related?
- badmephisto, on 10/10/2007, -32/+49@whatsnews9
mentally ill patients like that should frankly be killed. That's ***** sick. now digg me down- moskaudancer, on 10/10/2007, -3/+11Agreed, but for practical reasons, not moral ones.
- JrGhoull, on 10/10/2007, -5/+4okay, i dugg u down. hahah and i actually digg mosk up. i seriously, seriously doubt this is his fault. he did the killing and eating, thats not what i'm saying, i'm saying that something, that is entirely not his fault, is truly off in his head. he should not be punished for something that he could not help. i dugg mosk up though because i understand what hes getting at. i do not put him at fault for the murder...but for the saftey of the people who would normallly be the ones who would look after him, or the general public (in case he ever escaped...mental facilities arnt THAT hard to get out of) i would not look down on the state if they put this poor bastard down. it would have to be humaine as all hell though...because u would not be dealing with some evil criminal, but someone who cant control themselves and is a serious danger to everyone around him.
- cridz7, on 10/10/2007, -0/+5TOO LONG!!!!
- MarkOfTheDead, on 10/10/2007, -1/+1Small paragraphs FTW
- volonix, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1Sigh, this is why natural selection as a filter of sorts has failed. The moral thing to do would be to kill these people before they kill others.
- zman14321, on 10/10/2007, -2/+4Let's just eat them, eye for an eye? hmm. Repackage them at the store and give it a catchy marketing name. Homosapitastic! 60%fat Great source of protein.
- logic, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2Homosapitastic! It's made of people!
- tyywebb, on 10/10/2007, -0/+10Guys, he just killed a guy and ate him big deal! You all act like he's some kind of monster or something!
- gingerboyiv, on 10/10/2007, -1/+5Yes.. we could do it just like the spartans in 300, and kill the retards when they are little :D
morally wrong, but think about the money and time we'd save? BURY ME!!!- MagicCake, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1One problem: THIS IS... not Sparta. We can't just toss out the bad babies these days...
- Terri84, on 10/10/2007, -3/+41When I read the title, I was like "I eated a cookie" and then when I read the rest of it, I was like "OMG WTF IS THIS *****"
- DrMonkeyLove, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1You eated my intestines? :-(
- creep303, on 10/10/2007, -1/+220We should rename the comment system to "zingers and one liners"
- mrASSMAN, on 10/10/2007, -0/+37zing!
- euphemizeme, on 10/10/2007, -0/+30oh snap
- catalysis, on 10/10/2007, -2/+12*rimshot*
- libertao, on 10/10/2007, -1/+13oh no you didn't!!
- tyywebb, on 10/10/2007, -2/+1oh no you d'n!!
FTFY
- tyywebb, on 10/10/2007, -2/+1oh no you d'n!!
- t0ny, on 10/10/2007, -4/+1hu?
- chubbybubba, on 10/10/2007, -4/+1that's what makes it awesome.
- MaxPayne3476, on 10/10/2007, -2/+4i see what you did there
- darnit, on 10/10/2007, -1/+1insert timeline
- funknjunk, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2BOOM HEADSHOT!
- skyfox2k, on 10/10/2007, -0/+0I, for one...
- ButterBuddha, on 10/10/2007, -8/+67Pics or it didnt happen
- jasekasp, on 10/10/2007, -8/+1LOL
- polyphonic, on 10/10/2007, -6/+7you sick *****
- cridz7, on 10/10/2007, -6/+4sick bastard
- MaxPayne3476, on 10/10/2007, -0/+16haha funny joke
but seriously... pics or it didn't happen.
- mrblue182, on 10/10/2007, -6/+10im sorry but wtf?
- kahrytan, on 10/10/2007, -5/+26No matter how popular it gets, I will never eat Soylent Green.
- MagicCake, on 10/10/2007, -1/+0It's people, did you hear?
- Bamborzled, on 10/10/2007, -0/+9I heard they made a cola. It varies from person to person.
- Frnnkdlxx, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2Props for Leela's Futurama reference. ... Man.. are we wack dweebs or what?
- GirSaysDoom13, on 10/10/2007, -13/+71i'm in ur body, eating ur lungz?
- JrGhoull, on 10/10/2007, -3/+2haha i'm in your lungz, eating ur intestin lining
- Woah_G!, on 10/10/2007, -0/+0you've got a ***** up internal body structure.
- JrGhoull, on 10/10/2007, -3/+2haha i'm in your lungz, eating ur intestin lining
- trofeo, on 10/10/2007, -2/+12Looks like a case our good friend Jack Tompson might be interested in
- stklaw, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1Which game features cannibalism?
- MagicCake, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1You think Jack Thompson cares if he's telling the truth or not?
- stklaw, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2No, um..
Even if he's lying, he still needs a target. Right? - MagicCake, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1Well, I guess so. It's a stretch, but maybe you could say Metal Gear Solid 3 has cannibalism... Snake eating snakes? Translated to Jack Thompson it could be a cannibalism simulator! Maybe not...
- logic, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1No, I just want the game with the cannibalism.
- stklaw, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2No, um..
- MagicCake, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1You think Jack Thompson cares if he's telling the truth or not?
- cridz7, on 10/10/2007, -1/+1Jack Tompson would be all over that ***** like a cannibal on cerebral cortex (that's part of your brain if some of you are retarded.)
- Kardall, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1Jack Tompson will be caught on live television saying that was a direct result of, Mario Kart and Donkey Kong. The suspect was also engaged in maniacle Bump'n'Jump binging, while drinking Bawls and eating Cocoa-Puffs.
Mark my words!
- stklaw, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1Which game features cannibalism?
- RG13, on 10/10/2007, -0/+25Ugh. I thought the digg title was some sort of over sensationalized generic digg title. Then I read the description.
- minigamer1896, on 10/10/2007, -0/+5And than RG13 clicked on the link. The description was correct, the room mate HAD been eaten.
- bajesus, on 10/10/2007, -0/+4I read the title and thought "well who hasn't got drunk and experimented" then I read the description...
- jcaino, on 10/10/2007, -3/+1this reminds me of a book i once read...
- JrGhoull, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2wtf have u been reading...
- Coridan, on 10/10/2007, -0/+10Green Eggs and Ham?
- wastedpanda, on 10/10/2007, -0/+4"Cooking with Delia Smith"?
- cridz7, on 10/10/2007, -0/+0change his name to Sam-I-Am
- DrMonkeyLove, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3Son of Sam-I-Am?
- BigT9010, on 10/10/2007, -0/+0are you sure it was a book? are you sure it wasn't... nothing!?
- JustinPM, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1A modest proposal. What's it about? Babies. What about babies? Eating babies. That's disgusting! Come on! Baby back baby-ribs! With meat just dripping off of them!
- GatorLCA, on 10/10/2007, -3/+54Why, hello Clarice
- Frnnkdlxx, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2Why, hello Craig*
- Drewboy64, on 10/10/2007, -7/+1Dead Rising anyone?
- chubbybubba, on 10/10/2007, -5/+72What a waste. If you're going to eat someone, eat everything. Don't leave it uneaten. Do You know there are many cannibal children are starving right now !
- moskaudancer, on 10/10/2007, -3/+1In Africa, right? That's what Mom always told *me*.
- L4WL3RS34L, on 10/10/2007, -11/+2Why the hell is this guy getting dugg up? It's a human life we're talking about here (and he's a teenager, so he never even got to live a life), and he's making a joke about how he should have been completely eaten. It wouldn't be so funny for his friends and family, would it? Seriously...I find it sick that we're already making these kinds of jokes about a KID. If someone made this same joke about how the stingray should of stabbed all of Steve Irwin's (a full grown man whom lived a great life) organs, they'd be dugg down to digg hell.
- MagicCake, on 10/10/2007, -0/+9The guy eaten was 49. Either way, you gotta chill. What chubbybubba said was perfectly logical: if you absolutely have to eat someone, you should at least be nice enough to finish. Fair enough, right?
- L4WL3RS34L, on 10/10/2007, -4/+1Either way, I still think it's disgusting to make fun of someone that was just eaten a day ago.
- crushfan, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1Dude, he was EATEN. What else could I laugh at or make fun of? HE WAS EATEN, a human ate him -- he did it.
- blackjack75, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3Ok, how many days should we wait? It'll be reposted some day. We are patient.
- MagicCake, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1I dunno, you just gotta laugh sometimes. I didn't want the guy to die and I wish he hadn't, but... you have to remember to stop and laugh, you know?
- L4WL3RS34L, on 10/10/2007, -4/+1Either way, I still think it's disgusting to make fun of someone that was just eaten a day ago.
- MagicCake, on 10/10/2007, -0/+9The guy eaten was 49. Either way, you gotta chill. What chubbybubba said was perfectly logical: if you absolutely have to eat someone, you should at least be nice enough to finish. Fair enough, right?
- AntBing, on 10/10/2007, -0/+51The insanity plea might actually work this time.
- 1337Einstein, on 10/10/2007, -0/+5He'd have to be insane to try anything else.
- tiberone, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1The article said he told the cleaning woman to call police, so he knew what he was doing was wrong. = Not insane
- logic, on 10/10/2007, -1/+1You're right. We should just leave him alone.
- johnny23, on 10/10/2007, -10/+5"Sources who knew the subject said he had a fondness for favre beans and a nice chianti...."
- Mearn, on 10/10/2007, -0/+6Brett Favre beans?
- cridz7, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2You didn't know Brett Farve had his own baked beans company? It goes great with some cheese from Green Bay.
- BradMW, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2He also enjoyed Ben and Jerry. Not the Ice Cream though.
- Mearn, on 10/10/2007, -0/+6Brett Favre beans?
- SaladCactusKing, on 10/10/2007, -5/+40I told you I was hardcore.
- scabbers, on 10/10/2007, -3/+51At least the dude he ate was free range.
- burnlifeaway, on 10/10/2007, -4/+3wow i'm really surprised something like this would happen...that is really nasty.
- burstaneurysm, on 10/10/2007, -5/+3WHOA
- asskicker32, on 10/10/2007, -20/+10digg me down
- moskaudancer, on 10/10/2007, -1/+2Dugg up out of sheer spite.
lol- Zackypooh, on 10/10/2007, -2/+1Dugg, ;)
- crushfan, on 10/10/2007, -1/+3I like turtles.
- Hoogs, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1I like you.
- crushfan, on 10/10/2007, -1/+3I like turtles.
- Zackypooh, on 10/10/2007, -2/+1Dugg, ;)
- moskaudancer, on 10/10/2007, -1/+2Dugg up out of sheer spite.
- ingoldsby, on 10/10/2007, -7/+6The strangest thing about this was even before reading the article or going to it I knew this was a story from the UK. Why cannibals remind me of the UK I don't know...
- lucidapathy, on 10/10/2007, -5/+3That's funny, I thought it'd be somewhere in the south US.
- BlackOp, on 10/10/2007, -1/+8When did they dig up Vienna and move it to the UK?
- imtheone989, on 10/10/2007, -2/+2Shaun of the Dead?
- blackjack75, on 10/10/2007, -1/+3Teeth?
- ukblacknight, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1The strangest thing about this comment is after reading it I knew that you hadn't RTFA.
- jimsf, on 10/10/2007, -4/+32English food isn't very tasty. It was a matter of time.
- breadbin, on 10/10/2007, -0/+8I'm pretty sure the article said they were in Vienna.
- taquitohater, on 10/10/2007, -4/+3Yeah but have you ever tried Vienna sausages? Taste a helluva lot like dog food, only with a hint of ***** and otter seamen.
- MagicCake, on 10/10/2007, -0/+6Dugg for claiming to be familiar with the taste of otter semen... And, to a lesser extent, dog food. And *****. Actually that whole post was ***** up. Dugg anyway.
- MarkOfTheDead, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1Pfft minor details have no place on Digg.
- taquitohater, on 10/10/2007, -4/+3Yeah but have you ever tried Vienna sausages? Taste a helluva lot like dog food, only with a hint of ***** and otter seamen.
- breadbin, on 10/10/2007, -0/+8I'm pretty sure the article said they were in Vienna.
- smex, on 10/10/2007, -8/+1mmm mmm, people. Wait, scratch that.
mmm mmm.. mentally ill people, It's What's for Dinner. Brought to you by beefitswhatsfordinner.com. - benjhaisch, on 10/10/2007, -6/+1NO WAY.
- subwoffers, on 10/10/2007, -1/+29And thats why you always leave a note.
- alamandrax, on 10/10/2007, -1/+1you sure about that?
http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com - tehnico, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3It's an arrested development joke.
- alamandrax, on 10/10/2007, -1/+1you sure about that?
- chicoer2001, on 10/10/2007, -5/+1Is this Vienna, Austria? The guys' names are Robert and Joseph? What anglo names.
- birdman1169, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3what do you mean by ' what anglo names ?
- breadbin, on 10/10/2007, -0/+5Is everyone in Austria supposed to be called Hans or something? It's not like those names don't appear in almost every European culture in one form or another.
- skoops, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3Robert and Josef, the english tend to anglicize names
- stuartcfoster, on 10/10/2007, -2/+4I absolutely love the dude pulling a train with his teeth next to this article.
- elam82, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3What's funnier is the fact that you actually clicked it to find out what he was pulling... haha
- ThreeDee912, on 10/10/2007, -7/+1I predict a new meme:
"I ate my (noun)" says (noun) - elam82, on 10/10/2007, -0/+4Oh i thought this was like a G.G.W. type thing... hmmm, gotta read the description from now on.
- monkx, on 10/10/2007, -1/+33Quick note to self:
Leave a few cookies on the table just in case roommate feels hungry in the night.- MOJIRA, on 05/17/2008, -0/+12Why, so he can have something for dessert too?
BEHIND YOU! Is probably just a wall... AND ME! Except not.
- MOJIRA, on 05/17/2008, -0/+12Why, so he can have something for dessert too?
- Selma90, on 10/10/2007, -0/+6I like that he had the decency to put the body parts on a plate before eating.
- Flashtone, on 10/10/2007, -2/+1wait i know this kid.. he ate my brother!
- crazyman, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3Simply put, that's ***** up.
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