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Goat Penis Bacteria Adds to Food Safety Scare

thanhniennews.com — Ho Chi Minh City destroyed nearly 1.5 tons of goat penis contaminated with bacteria Wednesday in the latest chapter of Vietnam’s food safety saga, which has seen putrid pork and rotten beef flood local markets.

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  • yocouchdigga, on 07/16/2009, -1/+123PROTIP: Don't eat penises.
  • lebruf, on 07/16/2009, -0/+71If the Goat Penises aren't safe... what is?
  • doublefelix, on 07/17/2009, -0/+47Just the protip?
  • careya, on 07/17/2009, -0/+36OMG. How many goats does it take to harvest 3000 lb of penis?
  • sjbdallas, on 07/17/2009, -0/+29....hurries to Costco to stock up on goat penis.....
  • O8SERVER, on 07/17/2009, -0/+26You know, Joe Rogan, this is not the first time I've tasted penis. I've had several! In my line of work, you taste penises all the time!
  • Askee, on 07/16/2009, -1/+25Bacon outweighs any negatives to meat eating.
  • TheDiggBar, on 07/17/2009, -0/+23The better question is, how many people does it take to harvest 3000 lbs. of goat *****.

    A. only me, on a good day.
  • RSMiller, on 07/17/2009, -2/+25Damn Vietnam you scary!
  • presidentraygun, on 07/17/2009, -1/+22What a dick move.
  • nyx210, on 07/17/2009, -0/+213000 lbs? That's a LOT of dick cheese.
  • mrpunman, on 07/17/2009, -2/+18They should've used condoms for protection
  • GorfTron, on 07/17/2009, -0/+15One goat with a giant penis.
  • laofmoonster, on 07/17/2009, -0/+14It's funny because kid is a synonym for baby goat.
  • KRG12345, on 07/17/2009, -0/+14I dug you up so I could digg you down twice.
  • AmyVernon, on 07/17/2009, -2/+15I'm pretty sure I'm not just speaking for myself when I say, "WHAT?"
  • emecks, on 07/17/2009, -0/+13This is exactly why I don't eat Feta.
  • xm1014, on 07/17/2009, -1/+12Who the hell eats this?
  • angusm, on 07/17/2009, -0/+11From the article: "The shipments were labeled as inedible and not for human use."

    I am really not happy to learn that a shipment of goat penises has to be contaminated with bacteria to be labeled "inedible and not for human use".
  • GorfTron, on 07/17/2009, -1/+12I think we should call it 300 lb of crotch kittens.
  • Evi1d33d, on 07/17/2009, -0/+10Over 9000 penises.
  • nudedos, on 07/17/2009, -0/+10What the hell! Now what am I going to cook for dinner?
  • TomTruelle, on 07/17/2009, -0/+9"For every animal you don't eat, I'm going to eat three."
  • denizen42, on 07/17/2009, -0/+8No, bacon fans do.
  • xeriscaped, on 07/17/2009, -1/+9The other white meat?
  • FortyCaliber, on 07/17/2009, -5/+13………………..,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;__ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘-,’
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    ……………,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ¯¯ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’-,,_ : :,-‘ ; ; ; ;|
    …………..,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,,-~’’ , , , , ,,,-~~-, , , , _ ; ; ;¯¯ ; ; ; ; ;|
    ..…………,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,’ , , , , , , ,( : : : : :) , , , ,’’-, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;|
    ……….,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’, , , , , , , , ,’~---~’’ , , , , , ,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’,
    …….,-‘’ ; _, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘’~-,,,,--~~’’’¯’’’~-,,_ , ,_,-‘ === ARE YOU GUYS GOING TO DO
    ….,-‘’-~’’,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; | ; ; | . . . . . . ,’; ,’’¯ ; ; ; ; ; ;ANYTHING WITH KID'S PENISES?
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    ……..,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;¯¯’’¯ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; , ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’’-,
    ……,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; |, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘-,
  • evil-doer, on 07/17/2009, -0/+8what? you didnt know feta was goat dick cheese?
  • SeanRoss, on 07/17/2009, -0/+7Goat Penis Flu next?
  • Atario, on 07/17/2009, -0/+7Correction: don't LITERALLY eat penises.

    (We wouldn't want to dissuade the ladies from doing the figurative version.)
  • AmyVernon, on 07/17/2009, -2/+9I wish I could digg you up more than once, @doublefelix
  • inactive, on 07/17/2009, -0/+7That's it, I'm switching to sheep penis.
  • badfish0116, on 07/17/2009, -3/+10Stop having a boring goat penis

    Stop having a boring life
  • ebcreasoner, on 07/17/2009, -0/+7That's one ***** dirty job.
  • borez, on 07/17/2009, -1/+8*****, I wish I'd seen this earlier, I've just spent the best part of 4 hours trying everywhere in vein to buy goat penis. I had to settle for Llama ***** eventually and I'm still ***** hungry.
  • DangerCollie, on 07/17/2009, -0/+5You come home after a long day, you don't feel like cooking, so you just throw a goat penis in the microwave and crack a beer. Ah, college.
  • deff, on 07/17/2009, -0/+5It only takes one dick to ***** up everything.
  • OneOfNone, on 07/17/2009, -0/+5El Chupacabra should know all about that.
  • ebcreasoner, on 07/17/2009, -0/+5Yeah, but that goat over there just dragged his junk all over your soy.
  • Gee1004, on 07/17/2009, -0/+5Swine flu and Goat penis bacteria. What's next?
  • iizh, on 07/17/2009, -0/+5Thank God for your protein-deficiency.
  • ZevFan, on 07/17/2009, -3/+8Don't be too smug about the beef and poultry you're eating in the USA. You'd be completely sickened if you knew what's going on in factory farms and slaughterhouses in this country today. Example: Traces of ***** can be found on virtually any piece of meat you buy from the typical grocery store today. And then there's animal cruelty beyond belief. Factory farming is SICK, SICK SICK.
  • ultraseamus, on 07/17/2009, -0/+5Ah damn, I am just too slow. All the good penis eating jokes have already been taken.
  • sndream, on 07/18/2009, -0/+4So much penis, quick, someone call Oprah.
  • Killerfilm, on 07/17/2009, -1/+5When I read the title I thought "Why are they letting goats stick their dicks into food?"
  • 1hrSleep, on 07/17/2009, -1/+5Don't worry, donni. When I read "Goat Penis" I thought of the children.
  • SirBruce, on 07/17/2009, -0/+4Guess what? Traces of ***** can also be found on any piece of meat killed any other way, on your vegetables regardless of how they're grown, and on your hands.
  • inactive, on 07/17/2009, -1/+5um... being a capitalist has nothing to do with "weird" or "different". So your comment is EPIC FAIL.
  • inactive, on 07/17/2009, -0/+4I don't think that disgust at consuming genitalia has anything to do with any particular economic system...
  • copypastry, on 07/18/2009, -0/+4MY FEET ARE STRONG!
  • badfish0116, on 07/17/2009, -0/+4I can't reveal my sources..... all I'm saying is look out for sloth *****....
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