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- roflmcwaffles, on 07/05/2008, -19/+904If I ever found 200 pounds of doob on my doorstep, the only number I'm calling is Pizza Hut.
- bdub92, on 07/06/2008, -6/+346To quote the late Mitch Hedberg: "I like the FedEx guy, ’cause he’s a drug dealer and he don’t even know it! And he’s always on time."
- Tunafishjoe, on 07/06/2008, -2/+291I work for FedEx, drug dealers are using us instead of driving it themselves. It's faster, cheaper, and safer. We NEVER catch the sender. They always pay cash and leave a fake return address.
They tightly wrap the plant in layers upon layers of plastic wrap, motor oil or transmission fluid (to conceal the odor) is spread liberally in between the layers. After between 25 to 50 layers of plastic and oil they throw it into a small box with packing peanuts and expanding foam to keep it secure. Then generally place that box inside of a slightly larger box with more packing peanuts and foam. Both boxes have all the tabs spray glued shut, then wrapped in brown packing tape so tampering would be evident.
I've seen weed in vases, sculptures, tin cans, painters buckets and custom made plastic boxes.
One idiot just threw the plant and some dog food in a box. The box stank up the entire room. - sparkmonkeyz, on 07/05/2008, -62/+324Shame on the lame person for not only giving it back, but tipping off the cops. What do people get off on these days. Don't they know I would have just taken it off their hands, and all this talk of agents and being busted could have just been forgotten. jesus
- kateyall, on 07/05/2008, -19/+279HAY!
THESE AREN'T THE CLOUDS I ORDERED, THEY'RE BUSHES.
THE CLOUDS ARE BUSHES. - inactive, on 07/06/2008, -2/+222Nice tutorial there, thanks!
- Squaros, on 07/06/2008, -18/+188I believe it's a federal offense to open someone else's mail
- inactive, on 07/06/2008, -13/+181"Hello? Police? Yes, Fed Ex accidentally left a package on my porch with 5 pounds of marijuana in it!
- Inuranic, on 07/06/2008, -11/+163This is why I send my stuff via UPS.
- siszam, on 07/06/2008, -7/+1391. They probably had to sign for it. When the sender finds out the wrong person go it they might come after it. That's not a good situation.
2. My first thought would be, "It's a trap!". So I would call the cops to keep from being entrapped. - djcreamy, on 07/06/2008, -4/+106Dugg for tutorial.
- calebhawk, on 07/06/2008, -24/+120"Also police... can you please teach me how to end quote?
- calebhawk, on 07/06/2008, -2/+91"some guy asked me if i wanted a frozen banana, i thought no but i may want a regular banana later so i said ya"
- antileet, on 07/06/2008, -24/+103Who the ***** mails weed?
- elscorcho717, on 07/06/2008, -2/+79Duh, attachments
- Trigononamous, on 07/06/2008, -1/+69You know, it was originally 400 pounds...
- IWDA4, on 07/06/2008, -12/+80"Officials say he was charged Thursday with possession of a large quantity of a controlled dangerous substance with intent to distribute along with other drug related charges."
Good thing they got him for weed is such a "dangerous substance." - Alreadyinuse99, on 07/06/2008, -1/+66Hello, 911? Yeah, the fedex guy just dropped off a package at my house that had 199 lbs of pot. Yeah can you send the police over to pick it up?
- 801NvizioN, on 07/06/2008, -0/+64I believe ordering 200 lbs of illegal substance may fall under that category too.
- kufu91, on 07/06/2008, -11/+73wait a minute. if officers posed as FedEx and gave the recipient the package, how could they arrest him for something they delivered. That would be like putting an envelope full of cp in his mailbox and arresting him.
- DeskFlyer, on 07/06/2008, -5/+66This is why you never receive your weed on time.
- inactive, on 07/06/2008, -3/+62Seriously who the ***** doesn't mail weed?
- cam0man, on 07/06/2008, -4/+62I'm not sure how they 'busted' the guy receiving the drugs. It seems like it'd be pretty easy to get out of that one - "I've never heard of this guy in my entire life, they already screwed up giving it to the wrong person once, why do you think these drugs are mine?".
If you could go to jail for getting drugs in the mail, wouldn't people just start mailing drugs to their enemies and give the police an anonymous tip? - Timmaay, on 07/06/2008, -0/+57"I hope the next time I move I get a real easy phone number. Something that's easy to remember. Something like, 222-2222. I would say sweet. People would say, "Mitch, how do I get a hold of you?" I would say, "Press 2 for a while, and when I answer, you will know that you have pressed 2 enough."
- blaze03, on 07/06/2008, -1/+58*WOOOOOOSH*
- inactive, on 07/06/2008, -0/+56200lbs is probably a GUN situation.
- GrimPraetorian, on 07/06/2008, -4/+58You sure it wasn't 250 pounds of weed?
- PhilLesh69, on 07/06/2008, -2/+52The guy could always still claim that he had no knowledge that someone was sending him weed. So now, with a good lawyer, he's got entrapment and enticement, and a total lack of proof that there was any foreknowledge on the part of the accused.
I mean, if this guy gets convicted for this, then all a cop has to do is pose as a fedex delivery person at just about any person's home, say he has a package, ask them to sign, and then arrest that person for being foolish enough to sign for a package addressed to him. Just think about all the local politicians, even national level politicians, or just the people the cop is annoyed with that could be caught up in this new sting operation, no matter what their innocence or guilt in any form of criminal activity.
How many people have been asked to sign for a package from Fedex, UPS or even the Postal Service, only to find out after opening the package that it was not the item or product they had ordered? How many people mistakenly signed for a package even though they didn't order something, believing, at the time, that they must have ordered something if the delivery guy tells them they have a package? - ahoy, on 07/06/2008, -5/+55LOTS of people.
- inactive, on 07/06/2008, -9/+59Retard fed ex is not the ***** mail. The only reason petty ***** involving mail is a federal offense is that the United State's Post Office is a ***** federal agency.
- icurnvs, on 07/06/2008, -4/+48Hah - I used to work for UPS and we caught weed going through the system all the time. This one guy got fired for pinchin some out of a shipment.
- Tunafishjoe, on 07/06/2008, -1/+40Or cram the plant into a small sealed plastic paint bucket. Now wrap the top in plastic wrap as described. It's a lot cleaner and more secure.
And don't use any sort of Fabreez or fabric softener. That smell is typical in these types of packages and only tips us off. Don't mess with baking soda either, it's useless. - tribius, on 07/06/2008, -8/+461. buy pot
2. send it to:
George W. Bush
White house, Washington DC
3. Smudge the address a bit
4.hope it gets wrongly delivered
5. joke of the century - MasterThief117, on 07/06/2008, -23/+61Uhh, who the hell would call the cops on 200 pounds of pot?
I would sell like 195 pounds and keep 5 for myself. I'd not only be able to get baked for the next eternity, I'd also have a hell of a lot of money. - calebhawk, on 07/06/2008, -4/+41mail is so last century, my friends keep talking about this new doo dad called e-mail, supposedly its the future!
- VinnieDaMac, on 07/06/2008, -2/+39There's no point in even clicking the link. The whole story is pretty much there in the description.
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- inactive, on 07/06/2008, -13/+48Stoners, man. Not that I've never been stoned, but it seems like "pro" stoners all lack some fundamental sense of propriety that most people don't have to guess about.
My girlfriend works for a sheriff's office here in northern California. She came home with a story not long ago that summed up some things about the lack of judgment at work when cheeba monkeys make plans. Oh, all of this "allegedly" happened, because I don't know if it's gone to trial yet. Anyway, about midnight an off-duty K9 unit on his way home sees two pickup trucks racing on the 101. He didn't want to dick with it, but they were doing over 100 mph and he felt like he should stop them. Both trucks were loaded to the rim with weed coming down from Mendocino County. They were apparently going to drive all the way through to LA. So you've got a truckload of weed and you're gonna race a guy with another truckload of weed? That sounds like a good idea? It's like they needed a straight to explain it to them or something. - Felbane, on 07/06/2008, -1/+33@ the "Why turn it in" folks:
I'd assume there would be some way for the planned recipients to find out where it went.
Would you really want to be the one with 200lbs of somebody else's pot? - Arkavus, on 07/06/2008, -1/+31***** that. You could sell 8ths for a dollar and still make 22 grand off it.
- marx2k, on 07/06/2008, -2/+32Enjoying marijuana and selling marijuana are two very different things. If I have a lot of marijuana, I don't want to sell it. I want to smoke it. I guess I'm just not a good businessman
- inactive, on 07/05/2008, -31/+58Damn wish I was on the delivery route there. I have no luck.
- inactive, on 07/06/2008, -2/+30Love isn't always on time.
- Tyorant, on 07/06/2008, -3/+31Ha! Nice one calling him out on a mistake anyone could make. You owned him.
- durilai, on 07/06/2008, -9/+36Oh well, just another non-violent criminal to add to the overcrowding
- 0tis, on 07/06/2008, -4/+29Let's be honest here, they are.
- calebhawk, on 07/06/2008, -3/+28you guys fail at leaving funny comments...
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