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- BorsKaegel, on 07/08/2009, -2/+91"Remember how that cracka in Grand Theft Auto did it, son?"
- imacommi, on 07/08/2009, -1/+62They don't make criminals like they used to...
- winguero, on 07/08/2009, -3/+59Well, duh... makes sense. We need teach kids the value of hardwork, right?! Lifting all that dead weight must have been difficult. Not to mention the important lesson on how prostitution is bad and must be punished...
- mikemehak, on 07/08/2009, -1/+56a good son helps you move
your favorite son helps you move a dead body - inactive, on 07/09/2009, -3/+53This is just another example of the war against boys.
Dumping a hooker's body is right of passage that has been passed down from father to son since time immemorial. I still remember that cold, February morning my dad drove me out to the woods, handed me some trash bags, a ball of twine and a shovel. Then he opened the trunk and dumped that hooker's body on the ground and "Son, you're old enough to take care of this sort of business now." and drove off.
I don't think I ever felt prouder than when I patted that last shovel full of dirt down on that makeshift grave. When I got home, I shared my first beer with him, too. That's the day I knew I was a man.
Good memories. Good, good memories. - ennuisquared, on 07/08/2009, -2/+51Well, somebody's got to get rid of this dead hooker.
- g5gt, on 07/08/2009, -2/+48"Son can you help me take out the garbage? And by garbage I mean this dead hooker"
- bakedpajamas, on 07/09/2009, -0/+43My dad never did anything with me. (sniff)
- BillE3, on 07/08/2009, -3/+44Got to teach the kids how to carry on the family traditions.
- robEstyles, on 07/09/2009, -2/+43Don't ask a 10 year old to do a 12 year olds job if you want it done right
- slicksoul999, on 07/08/2009, -1/+35Parent of the Month award goes to...
- inactive, on 07/09/2009, -1/+32No, he didn't let me ***** her, dumbass. I was just a kid, fer chrissake.
- TobiasParker, on 07/09/2009, -2/+21Nobody listens when i say we need permits to have babies.
- iamthewalrus904, on 07/08/2009, -2/+19The only thing worse than your son following in your footsteps as a murderer is having a lazy ass son that won't help you out with simple chores...
- scarlettletter, on 07/08/2009, -1/+17Talking about starting them young! Jeez!
- TobiasParker, on 07/09/2009, -0/+16No we need birth control in the Kool-aid and soft drink supply. Poor people don't drink water, believe me i am one of them.
- Toiletbowl, on 07/08/2009, -2/+15I feel really bad for the poor kid, what a ***** dad...
- daveward, on 07/08/2009, -1/+13I can't tell you how many times I did this for my father.
- DucoNihilum, on 07/09/2009, -2/+14 Well, who else was he supposed to ask to dump the body? Hookers bodies don't dump themselves, you know.
- deathfix, on 07/09/2009, -0/+12You're supposed to dump the bodies in a place where the Gulf Stream will carry them far away. Haven't these people learned anything from watching Dexter?
- yocouchdigga, on 07/08/2009, -2/+14seems reasonable...
- elblinguino, on 07/09/2009, -3/+13Stay classy, Orange County
- bmcnally, on 07/09/2009, -2/+12Fatherhood: If you kill that hooker, you can get your money back.
- duggtodeath, on 07/08/2009, -1/+10" guess we all look alike to you."
/seinfeld - diggydougie, on 07/09/2009, -1/+9Any friend will help you move.
It takes a real friend to help you move a body. - andrewh7, on 07/09/2009, -3/+11At least he's spending time with his kid?
- BossKey, on 07/09/2009, -1/+8Now wait a minute. Did you see a sign that said Dead Hooker Storage?
- eschatonik, on 07/09/2009, -0/+6+ birth control in the water supply.
- inactive, on 07/09/2009, -3/+9"A recent Boston College study of low-income minority families found that when nonresident fathers are involved in their adolescent children's lives, the incidence of substance abuse, violence, crime, and truancy decreases markedly."
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But. of course. the children are too busy helping dads dispose of dead hookers. - anthropodeus, on 07/09/2009, -0/+6the ironic part is that if Jett hadn't been lazy and had gotten rid of the body immediately, he might not have been caught. instead, he waited until "it was starting to stink" to get rid of it.
- smemily, on 07/09/2009, -0/+5The story doesn't actually say the kid was 10. It says "fifth-grade". With that guy for a dad, it's plausible that this fifth grader is actually much older.
- keysmachine, on 07/09/2009, -1/+6"i think it'll be a lot easier if we cut her into pieces whatta u think son?
- dieboldcracy, on 07/09/2009, -3/+8ok I'm digging myself down for that one. That was uncalled for and not really anything close to being funny
- thejackyl, on 07/09/2009, -2/+7Settle down, maybe it was "take your son to work day"
- inactive, on 07/09/2009, -0/+4That's because the guy they'd pick to test a person's parenting ability would be the same douchebag who wouldn't let you pass your drivers test.
- inactive, on 07/09/2009, -0/+4Another Florida classic
- steelreserve211, on 07/09/2009, -1/+5Good help is hard to find.
- Trocveth, on 07/09/2009, -0/+3My state makes me beam with pride.
- inactive, on 07/09/2009, -1/+4um... thanks for that.
- giant1211, on 07/09/2009, -3/+6Do you wanna talk about it?
- TheAttacks, on 07/09/2009, -0/+3Ugh.
- chlyon, on 07/09/2009, -1/+4Agreed they where spending qualiity time togeather learning skills for life , and death.
- steelreserve211, on 07/09/2009, -1/+4Well maybe the kid shouldn't have given his dad a hooker for Father's Day. A nice tie would have sufficed.
- robbiedo, on 07/09/2009, -0/+3I can just picture Zero Mostel singing, "Tradition."
- Cockslap, on 07/09/2009, -1/+4but im gonna dig you up..... just cuz.
- juttman, on 07/09/2009, -1/+3haha, Florida
- anthropodeus, on 07/09/2009, -1/+3but i dumped the hooker's body LAST time!
- tdogg241, on 07/09/2009, -1/+3It's like the old saying, "the family that disposes of hooker corpses together, stays together."
- admdrew, on 07/09/2009, -0/+2Pretty sure killing a hooker doesn't make her ***** you.
- samoan27, on 07/09/2009, -0/+2http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/fatherhood-dem ...
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