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- Truedirt, on 09/22/2009, -1/+75To think about it, under the respective leaderships of Bill Clinton and Boris Yelstin, the U.S. and Russia never have to worry about an atomic winter because one was busy chasing chicks, while the other was busy getting drunk.
- doublefelix, on 09/22/2009, -0/+52Somehow this is much less threatening to me than Putin posing shirtless on a stallion.
- Boogalou007, on 09/23/2009, -0/+47"Boris Yeltsin got so drunk during a 1995 visit to Washington that Secret Service agents found him a few hundred feet from the White House clad only in his underwear and trying to hail a cab - because, he explained, he wanted a pizza"
I condone this behavior. Sometimes pizza is just worth it... - L0NER, on 09/23/2009, -1/+42The man helped take down the USSR. He Deserves some pizza and beer.
In the middle of the street.
In his underwear. - mikemiller1000, on 10/30/2009, -1/+30Ahh college days - so much fun... oh you mean he was the head of Russia at the time? Bloody hell...
- HeavyWave, on 09/23/2009, -1/+26A perfect world!
- doctechnical, on 09/23/2009, -0/+18I'll drink to that!
- theghoul, on 09/23/2009, -0/+18Glasnost!
Vodka and Pizza for everyone! - inactive, on 09/23/2009, -6/+24Bill Clinton is about the coolest president i can think of.
- topcat5, on 09/23/2009, -1/+17Yeltson stood on top of a tank and dared the Red Army to fire at him which effectively ended the Soviet Union. The man deserves to be allowed to parade around in underwear if that is what he wants to do.
- johnboycanada, on 09/23/2009, -0/+16Well, did he get that pizza or what?
- Assassinanus, on 09/23/2009, -1/+14Oh Boris! *audience laugh tape plays*
- bossm4n, on 09/23/2009, -0/+13Maybe Obama could invite Medvedev over. They could fire one up and head to Taco Bell.
- jrm125, on 09/23/2009, -1/+11Who doesn't want some pizza when they're wasted? I say hook this man up!
- DrVic, on 09/23/2009, -0/+10Andrew Jackson was the man. He got shot on the steps of the Capitol and then proceeded to beat the shooter within an inch of his life.
- dank123, on 09/23/2009, -0/+8Clinton was never caught naked over Monica, you douche..
- jerrykew, on 09/23/2009, -0/+8In an excellent standup I saw, the comedian referred to the time in 1994 Yeltsin stopped off at Shannon in Ireland on his way back from the G7 in Canada. The Irish Prime Minister and everyone else was on the tarmac waiting to meet him.
They waited... and waited... and he never appeared.
The comedian said that what bothered him about this was that here was a man with a briefcase able to start an apocalypse, and he was too drunk to....
meet some Irishmen.
and of course - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fMCTo-GQ2A Sarkozy after a visit to Putin.... - ganymede2010, on 09/23/2009, -2/+9Apparently he wanted a real pizza like us commoners eat. Not the wheat bran and egg plant pizza's that's on the whitehouse menu.
- johnboycanada, on 09/23/2009, -0/+7I want to know if he got that pizza!
- couragewolf, on 09/23/2009, -1/+8this is the greatest thing I've ever read
- doctechnical, on 09/23/2009, -0/+7How do you think they lured him back into the White House? It's considered bad form to taser a state leader :)
- Crimeodial, on 09/23/2009, -0/+6Teddy Roosevelt was pretty cool.
- Wreckage, on 09/23/2009, -1/+6Clinton was found a few yards away in similar condition.....minus the underpants.
- betrayed, on 09/23/2009, -1/+6We Still Love You Boris Yeltsin!
^ Coincidentally, a good band as well. - Shakermaker, on 09/23/2009, -1/+6Ahhh those were the days. I'd rather have the PoTUS jizz on an interns dress than have two wars in afghanistan and Iraq,
- inactive, on 09/23/2009, -0/+5Yes, you would.
- JohnnySoftware, on 09/23/2009, -3/+8I think you are overlooking, under Clinton's leadership:
- Iraq did not get nuclear weapons nor were they attacked for not having any left to turn in
- US maintained flyovers that protected the kurds in Iraq
- US/UN ended (and did not start) the Bosnian war
- US did not use its own anthrax spores on its own population, news media, politicians, and postal infrastructure
- no CIA nuclear proliferation control secret agents had their covers blown
The WoMD attack/hazard avoidance under Clinton was really good, when you consider those facts. But of course you probably forgot or never really paid attention to what was going on.
I guess if you are implying the world was almost plunged into some kind of disaster because a world leader had difficulty getting a late night pizza snack though, then I do not quite follow your thinking. - atomic811, on 09/23/2009, -0/+4"I don't know how good you are, darlin', and I don't know what it is you're good at, but if it's at the Cheetah, it's not dancing, I know that much." -Cristal Connors
- GiggleStick, on 09/23/2009, -1/+5And Bush undid all that in 7 months somehow.
- lcarsdeveloper, on 09/23/2009, -0/+4A great montage of Yeltsin's finest moments: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMThTEA4M0o (I missed that dancing clip, haven't seen it in years!)
- bmcnally, on 09/23/2009, -0/+4Must've been a fun call to President Clinton: "Sir, Boris Yeltsin is outside in his boxers screaming 'We will bury you'"
- eh123, on 09/23/2009, -1/+5Chester A Arthur was one smooth motherf*cker
- crazymnm, on 09/23/2009, -1/+5The saxophone
- reticulate, on 09/23/2009, -1/+4Yeltsin is the man.
- kamikazicondon, on 09/23/2009, -1/+4Cigar
- Junkyarddawg, on 09/23/2009, -1/+4What's the point in sharing tacos with a sockpuppet?
- metaknite, on 09/23/2009, -0/+3Why the hell would you want him asking for polka?
- abarysh2, on 09/23/2009, -0/+3*vodka
- inactive, on 09/23/2009, -0/+3Oh, please, Clinton playing sax while wearing sunglasses on Arsenio wasn't cool.That was a lame, pudgy, middle-aged white guy making an awkward attempt to look cool. It was about as cool as Dan Akroyd playing at The House of Blues.
Cigars? Meh, Clinton actually managed to make having an affair seem lame. Kennedy did it right;that man had the playboy thing down cold. He was banging starlets left and right, but Clinton? His tastes were more along the lines of the hostess at The Olive Garden.
Obama was cool, but seems to have lost it since he got into office.
My vote goes to Teddy Roosevelt or JFK. - manual, on 09/23/2009, -0/+2this man needs himself a Randy Bobandy....
- inactive, on 09/23/2009, -1/+3So, you'd trust smeone who was totally wasted most of the time, rather than a ruthless, autocratic judoka with the world's largest arsenal of nuclear warheads?
- sherrington19, on 09/23/2009, -0/+2ahh the clinton days - so much fun...
- doctechnical, on 09/23/2009, -0/+2You've obviously never tried "Pizza Pan". Probably local to the NE Ohio area. If you're lucky. It's cardboard covered in ketchup.
- palehorse864, on 09/23/2009, -0/+2A bit too much Glasnost.
- omgwtflawl, on 09/23/2009, -0/+2Lets spice up that video a bit:
http://james.nerdiphythesoul.com/bennyhillifier/?i ... - trout78, on 09/23/2009, -0/+2Very good, i always thought he had a bottle of vodka for breakfeast
- nullity, on 09/23/2009, -0/+2Putin, of course.
- johnn11238, on 09/23/2009, -0/+2I can't wait to read this book...
- pyrobaby, on 09/23/2009, -0/+2call me crazy but I'm guessing Russia isn't the best place to get quality pie. Can't blame the dude.
- SteaminTmann, on 09/23/2009, -0/+2Pics or it didn't happen...
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