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Border Patrol Officer Pleads Guilty To Jack Bauer Imitation

blogs.houstonpress.com — In an effort to scare and coerce the alien into incriminating himself, Perez drew his service pistol and repeated the questions. The alien continued to deny being a smuggler. Perez then pointed his weapon at the alien's head, touching the pistol to the alien's temple or forehead, and again asked for incriminating information.

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  • psibladeZX, on 08/19/2008, -3/+97WHERE'S THE BOMB???????
  • jaxter2010, on 06/17/2009, -6/+63Jack Bauer makes torture cool.
  • shutaro, on 08/19/2008, -1/+55THERE'S NO TIME!!!
  • CLAWC, on 08/20/2008, -1/+48"Damn it! Show me your green card NOW!"
  • inactive, on 08/19/2008, -5/+41Civil rights are not exclusive to US citizens... think of it more as the Golden Rule.
  • TotalDouche, on 08/20/2008, -7/+42Dugg for repeated use of "alien"
  • victorguttmann, on 08/20/2008, -0/+33But did he kill a man by biting his jugular?
  • FDL1, on 08/20/2008, -0/+29DAMMIT CHLOE!
  • PeanutCheeseBar, on 08/20/2008, -1/+29"WHO SENT YOU?!"
  • ronintetsuro, on 08/20/2008, -5/+33Is it really necessary to constantly refer to the person as an alien?

    /grew up watching too much X-Files
  • wazzledoozle2, on 08/20/2008, -4/+27"Perez placed his baton behind the alien's neck and back and again questioned the alien. The use of the baton caused the alien bodily and mental injury."

    Uhhhhh what?
  • Lingxor, on 08/20/2008, -0/+18WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR!?
  • kplo, on 04/01/2009, -2/+19well said. and with a level head.
  • rubaaan, on 08/20/2008, -2/+18dey took our jeeeebs!
  • Trigonometron, on 08/20/2008, -1/+17"I saw... its thoughts. I saw what they're planning to do. They're like locusts. They're moving from planet to planet... their whole civilization. After they've consumed every natural resource they move on... and we're next. Nuke 'em. Let's nuke the bastards."
  • pintomp3, on 08/20/2008, -2/+17all of them do. the constitution doesn't grant rights to anyone, it recognizes the rights as inalienable. it says you can't take these rights away.
  • bweltondav, on 08/20/2008, -3/+18"DAMMIT CHLOE-- I mean, DAMMIT JOSE! THERE'S NO TIME!"

    Interesting side note, long-time 24 fans would know that Jack Bauer actually speaks spanish. It was season 1 or 2 I believe, but he just randomly broke into spanish so he could talk to some cop without a bad guy knowing what was up.
  • inactive, on 08/20/2008, -2/+17Sweet Jesus, Jimmy, you are truly retarded.
  • inactive, on 08/20/2008, -0/+12and fun for the whole family.
  • thecraigster, on 08/20/2008, -0/+11Terrible writing in this article. I'm burying it.
  • pintomp3, on 08/20/2008, -4/+15it's a tactic to dehumanize them.
  • KegBol, on 08/20/2008, -1/+11Oh, ***** off the pair of you. It's not civil rights, it's HUMAN rights. You'd do your ***** nuts if some 3rd-world government started doing this sort of ***** to Americans, so get off your pretend high-horses and pull your fingers out of your arses.

    /You know I'm right, bitches.
  • homer454, on 08/20/2008, -1/+10Mommy, I want to go to Guantanamo!
  • pitchblack16, on 08/19/2008, -6/+15of all the things to plead guilty to...
  • jgzman, on 08/20/2008, -0/+9Spaz, with zero civil and legal rights, I can kill them? Rough them up and take their stuff? Rape their women? (Or men, as needed)

    Oh, wait. They have 'inalienable rights.' 'Inherent human rights.' How about the right to not have a rent-a-cop hold a gun on you because he suspects, without evidence, that you are smuggling? Would you say that our import tax is more important than the guy's life?
  • inactive, on 08/20/2008, -0/+8SET UP A PERIMETER!
  • rubaaan, on 08/20/2008, -3/+11lmao are you out there pointing guns or are you just here to talk *****?

    shut the ***** up. you are whats wrong with america, not 'aliens' seeking a better life here.
  • stormofswords, on 08/20/2008, -2/+10probably because you're sitting comfortably in front of a computer and someone isn't waving a gun in your face
  • bmarc, on 08/20/2008, -0/+8Jack once shot himeself 10 times, just to prove 50 cent is a bitch. He proceeded to wrestle and aligator while talking to Chloe about schematics.
  • kavendano14, on 08/20/2008, -2/+10So what are you doing about it?
  • barc0001, on 08/20/2008, -4/+12OK. What was described there violated the UN's charter on basic human rights as well. Shall we instead send him to The Hague for trial?
  • curtisag, on 08/20/2008, -0/+7Stupid people are having children and smart people aren't. We're de-evolving if anything.
  • dzw120, on 08/20/2008, -7/+14A "Santiago Perez" pleading guilty to harassing an illegal immigrant. Quality.
  • viserov, on 08/20/2008, -0/+7"You have no idea how far I'm willing to go to acquire your cooperation."
  • DangerCollie, on 08/20/2008, -0/+7TV is just a box with flickering pictures. Stupidity makes people do bad things.
  • SFBWork, on 08/20/2008, -1/+7"WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR?!?"
  • bmarc, on 08/20/2008, -0/+6Once, someone tried to tell Jack Bauer a "knock knock" joke. Jack Bauer found out who was there, who they worked for, and where the goddamned bomb was.
  • redfred18t, on 08/20/2008, -0/+5SON OF A BITCH
  • boogface, on 08/20/2008, -3/+8he's behaving like a 3 yr old?

    ever notice how similar all that 'getting tough' stuff is to children whining and fighting on the playground?
  • inactive, on 08/20/2008, -0/+5***** ownage; thanks
  • nmcphee, on 08/20/2008, -0/+5don't be stupid, we need a moonstone before we can do that.
  • DangerCollie, on 08/20/2008, -1/+6Wanna bet I can change your mind?
  • 1ncu3us, on 08/20/2008, -3/+8What the ***** happened to empathy? Shouldn't we be evolving??
  • Sawta, on 08/20/2008, -0/+5Well, smart people *can* have children, they just tend to stop before there's ***** 10 of them running around.

    It is really interesting to realize just what kind of smart-to-stupid ratio we're talking about here when you think about it, though.
  • thallium205, on 08/20/2008, -0/+5WHAT IS YOUR PRIMARY OBJECTIVE!! YOU ARE OUT OF TIME!
  • allout360, on 08/20/2008, -0/+4Shhhh! Thats is how he is going to escape prison.
  • davidbeile, on 08/20/2008, -3/+7These ***** swine disgust me. The whole lot of them.
  • viserov, on 08/20/2008, -1/+5I'm gonna need a hacksaw.
  • orangefly, on 08/20/2008, -0/+4number two works for me....
  • troye, on 08/20/2008, -0/+4Goes to show you how hive-minded and dumb all those Texans are.
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