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- BlindingDawn, on 05/28/2009, -2/+75911: Where are you
Woman: I'm in the trunk of a car
911: Go on....
Woman: it was 2 black guys
911: Go on....
Woman: They were wearing black shirts
911: Go on....
Woman: Black Jeans
911: Go on....
Woman: In a black car.
911: Go on.....
Woman: An it's dark outside.
911: Go on....
Woman: And they they had black ski mask
911: .......
911: Have fun at Disney world. - Janinco, on 05/27/2009, -0/+61Despicable...
- BillE3, on 05/28/2009, -5/+63Just wait, she will be a misunderstood victim of society needing our sympathy, moral support and government intervention.
- Dzue, on 05/27/2009, -1/+55OMFG that dumb ass! People have been freaking out over this, I look forward to seeing her mugshot.
- shibbyo, on 05/28/2009, -1/+51Nice try, ABC. This is a sly advertisement for Disneyworld. She could have taken the money and made off to Panama or whereever, but she just haaaaaaaaad to make a stop at Disneyworld! That story's about as tired as the "two black men did it" line she used earlier.
- pstroll, on 05/28/2009, -0/+44300k won't get you far in Disneyworld
- anexanhume, on 05/28/2009, -0/+44Husband: Where are you, are you alright?
Wife: We're together *sobs*, I don't know what they're going to do with us *screams in background*
Husband: Did I just hear a bunch of people screaming?!
Wife: ....yeah... there's so many of us here! I don't know what they're doing to us!
Husband: Wait, do I hear clown music too?
Wife: ....they're sick I tell you, sick! - DemiRonin, on 05/28/2009, -0/+39And the Obvious Stereotype Award goes to.... "The black mean men drove a cadillac "
- Powerfan5000, on 05/28/2009, -1/+39I feel bad for the girl's father. He could barely hold it together yesterday on NBC's morning show, and now he finds out it was just a hoax.
- ElectricKetchup, on 05/28/2009, -1/+37You just faked your kidnapping and stole $300,000, what are you going to do next?
I'm going to Disneyworld! - Mikey129, on 05/28/2009, -0/+33"...She said Sweeten used a a co-worker's driver's license when she bought airline tickets and flew to Orlando after reporting the abduction..."
That's Homeland Security protecting the nation... - buckygrad, on 05/28/2009, -0/+33I have often mistaken Disney World for the trunk of a car. Honest mistake really.
- inactive, on 05/28/2009, -1/+28hahah you change identity and rip off 300g, and all you can think of is disneyworld? Pathetic.
- Joshper85, on 05/28/2009, -0/+26and think this amber alert interrupted the Simpsons..
***** bastards - pookydirt, on 05/28/2009, -0/+23Not just any people... the husband/stepfather totally seems like he had no clue! And she left his (their) 8-month old at home as well! Can you imagine?
- eastwood24, on 05/28/2009, -0/+22...not to mention a reality TV show on cable.
- mikebeezey, on 05/28/2009, -2/+22its always black men. . .
- Solkre, on 05/28/2009, -0/+20His daughter is safely with him, I'm sure he's feeling a lot better right now than before.
- inactive, on 05/28/2009, -1/+21Throw the book at this selfish cow!
- zbeast, on 05/28/2009, -0/+19Ok, one more time. The second you use your credit cards, write a check, use your cell phone..
Or any device that need's to make use of a centralized database. People looking for you will
know where you are. - bigsteve, on 05/28/2009, -1/+19They found her SUV about a block from where I work. Suspicion kinda started there when they couldn't find any damage on it (the bogus story apparently started with a bogus car accident.)
The real surprise here is that the god damn Philadelphia Parking Authority didn't tow it away after it'd been left unattended for more than an hour. - DBLaise, on 05/28/2009, -0/+18People really think they're going to get way with things like that. I think as punishment they should make her ride the teacups at Disney until she throws up.
- Mike17102, on 05/28/2009, -1/+16While this sucks, its a LOT better than the alternative.
- anexanhume, on 05/28/2009, -0/+15You don't have to have clowns to have "clown" music. It's an example of brand name domination, such as how we identify tissues as "kleenexes." Most people don't have an exact word for amusement park type music (and using this phrase is laborious), so they often reduce it to one commonly identifiable instance that fits the same genre. Thus, one might be inclined to use "clown music" as a moniker for a whole genre of music played at an amusement park.
- Powerfan5000, on 05/28/2009, -2/+16I like turtles
- pookydirt, on 05/28/2009, -0/+13LOL!
Next campaign: On the run with lots of stolen cash and a child in tow while hoping to make all your dreams come true? Come to Disneyworld! Your stolen money works just like regular money, and the fact that you have more of it makes your happiness possibilities endless! Come, make your dreams come true at Disneyworld! - dorianh49, on 05/28/2009, -0/+13"You've just stolen 300 grand, faked the abductions of you and your daughter, made a fraudulent call to 911, and misleadingly gained the sympathies of the entire nation. What are you going to do now?!"
- greeniemeani, on 05/28/2009, -1/+14If I was going to get abducted and fake it, I think I would choose SeaWorld over DisneyWorld. I like dolphins.
- JFitzpatrick, on 05/28/2009, -0/+12I like cheese. I'd go to Wisconsin.
- Bagos1, on 05/28/2009, -0/+11I think Nancy Grace put this whole thing together. She's beaten those other stories to death.
- Bagos1, on 05/28/2009, -1/+12Yes...it will be called "Disney's Getaway Vaction"
- tidu, on 05/28/2009, -0/+11She's an idiot, she called 911 from Philadelphia telling them she was about an hour north, but she didn't realize that they knew what cell phone tower her signal was routed through so it was pretty much a fake from the start.
- Dingle, on 05/28/2009, -4/+14The Dude: It's like what Lenin said... you look for the person who will benefit, and, uh, uh...
Donny: I am the walrus.
The Dude: You know what I'm trying to say...
Walter: That ***** bitch... - vbullinger, on 05/28/2009, -0/+10Miserable response. You could learn a thing or two about how to make meaningful comments from Powerfan5000. Thumbs down.
- SkippyDoorknob, on 05/28/2009, -0/+10Other way around
- Autodidaddict, on 05/28/2009, -0/+10I wonder if she'll blame two black men for her embezzlement of 300,000 from her previous job.
- papastout, on 05/28/2009, -1/+11$300,000 missing and she goes to Disneyworld after her kidnapping / trunk ruse?
Oh the stupid - I see it and read about it but still, IT BURNS!!!! - vbullinger, on 05/28/2009, -0/+9Very poignant, in-depth response. Not like that clown, "GraceHead." Thumbs up.
- jftitan, on 05/28/2009, -1/+10Octomom got a free house, and plenty of financial supporters. Merciless indeed.
/I know the support is "Thinking about the Children" But the mother is benefiting hardcore from all of it. - internalprime8, on 05/28/2009, -0/+9What do you call the guests?
- JFitzpatrick, on 05/28/2009, -2/+11Until the teacup is *full* and then... make her eat it!
- SpinningHead, on 05/28/2009, -0/+8Not always. The runaway bride from Atlanta blamed Latinos. You would be correct to say its always some shade of brown.
- KtownReject0358, on 05/28/2009, -1/+7Disney World, where dreams come true...
- inactive, on 05/28/2009, -1/+7seconded. I'm just glad I'm ugly and latin so that when I get abducted it won't be national news.
- SlyT862, on 05/28/2009, -1/+6. . .in the trunk of a "1990s Cadillac."
- jeffwmartin, on 05/28/2009, -0/+5You've just robbed a bank, what are you going to do next? "I'm going to DisneyWorld!"
- Bagos1, on 05/28/2009, -0/+5Nancy...is that you?
- Brabus, on 05/28/2009, -0/+5It's like Susan Smith......
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Susan_Smith - inactive, on 05/28/2009, -1/+6Black guys have bigger penises. you white guys need to come up with a new angle.
- SkippyDoorknob, on 05/28/2009, -1/+6Disney should bring him and his kids down to Disney World for a week for free.
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