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- Jondi10, on 12/31/2008, -10/+416Dugg for the hilarious Dick and testicles irony.
- inactive, on 12/31/2008, -5/+215"The woman yanked Dick's testicles to fight him off."
- WordsnCollision, on 12/31/2008, -10/+109Let's not jump to conclusions, maybe she grabbed hold to keep him from leaving.
- TheEngineer2008, on 12/31/2008, -4/+102This is a video report. I used the submit button on the site -- not sure why it didn't submit it as a video.
Regardless, congrats to the woman for fighting off Dick's advances. I hope Dick spends a long time behind bars, where he can fight off dudes too. - thegamingguy, on 12/31/2008, -7/+88I knew a family back in the day with the same last name. The father's name was Harry and the daughter was Sharon. I cannot think of a more appropriate venue to share this anecdote from my childhood.
- SuperMoses, on 01/01/2009, -4/+74That's not irony, but still dugg.
- Xvash2, on 01/01/2009, -3/+60You can't make this ***** up.
- mnemy, on 12/31/2008, -4/+48Dugg just for the title.
- inactive, on 01/01/2009, -1/+45Yank named Dick got his testicles yanked.
- SuperMoses, on 01/01/2009, -0/+43I know, that lady has balls.
- EIEAviv2008, on 01/01/2009, -13/+55Only a complete Dick would rob an old woman
- EagleRufio, on 01/01/2009, -10/+43She said "no" so he had to stop, thats what health class told me.
- TheEngineer2008, on 12/31/2008, -1/+34I knew someone named Harry Weiner. Maybe they're friends?
- Manther, on 01/01/2009, -0/+21Yank Dick's dick got yanked by a yank!
- billrdio, on 01/01/2009, -0/+21@Goblin
If someone breaks into your home they aren't going to tell you to go back to bed because they are there to just steal your stuff - you have no way of knowing what they are they are going to do until it's usually too late.
Breaking into someone's house is an act of aggression and people have a right to defend themselves. - Barackalypse, on 01/01/2009, -6/+27And that kids, is why I sleep with a gun in the bed with me. She's free to grab his testicles if she likes, but I'm much more comfortable shooting him in the head.
- Zarokima, on 01/01/2009, -5/+25One of my grandfather's coworkers back when he was a carpenter was Hue Gabriel Rection. So of course all the bank statements and stuff went to Hue G. Rection.
I'm not entirely sure about the spelling of his last name, though. - shoppingkart, on 01/01/2009, -6/+24"Jennifer was picking up LOGS for her WOOD stove when all of a sudden..."
- maroon1872, on 01/01/2009, -0/+17no, she squeezed, there was no stroking at all
- inactive, on 01/01/2009, -1/+18She really stretches them to the limits, too.
- popstation, on 01/01/2009, -5/+21Inyourmouth?
- Relikh, on 01/01/2009, -4/+20That's right. Inhismouth.
- braininabox, on 01/01/2009, -10/+24Why oh why does this video only show the hands of the 88 year old woman! The way she is squeezing and WRINGING whatever that is in her hands makes me absolutely cringe, especially in context of this story! :( ick
- EIEAviv2008, on 01/01/2009, -1/+14That guy sure had* some balls
- colto, on 01/01/2009, -2/+15My friend's mom is named Sharon Cox. I give him ***** for it at every possible moment.
- PhoenixAvatar2, on 01/01/2009, -4/+17That'd be correct if his last name was "Dicks". Which it isn't.
- TheEngineer2008, on 12/31/2008, -0/+12Markus,
It was reported in other media as well. - PeteBeast, on 01/01/2009, -3/+14When I read the description I thought it was The Onion.
- maroon1872, on 01/01/2009, -2/+11report: 88 year old lady gives man blue balls
- qwertyuio, on 01/01/2009, -0/+9You didn't capitalize pig.
- inactive, on 01/01/2009, -1/+10A Stalker Flashed 2 old woman at the park and one had a stroke, the other was to slow.
- Intention, on 01/01/2009, -2/+10do you even know what that is
- cfuse, on 01/01/2009, -0/+8We need more violent elderly - they are truly excellent.
- roomforpanic, on 01/01/2009, -0/+8She's just an inch or two away from having the whole package.
- ursername180, on 01/01/2009, -5/+13Dick's yank dick got yanked by a yank?
- Bonders20, on 01/01/2009, -0/+7I thought for sure that this was going to be an "onion" article.
- Rally603, on 12/31/2008, -5/+12Okay, there are a few problems here. What kind of 'sick mother' wants to rape ANYONE? Age is irrelevant. And, really, a joke to get people ready for the new year? If It's real? Are you stupid?
Your birth certificate should be revoked. - GiggleStick, on 01/01/2009, -0/+7Formerly complete.
- MarkusX, on 01/01/2009, -0/+6Engineer,
thanks for telling me in a neutral way, that this isn't a joke.
I admit, I didn't look up or hear about the topic in other media.
Sorry for coming across like a jackass.
Ultimately, I did mean to express, that this incident is very wrong. - DrZmobie, on 01/01/2009, -0/+6She's got balls.
- Barackalypse, on 01/02/2009, -0/+6I see a problem with that, but not with killing someone breaking into my house, that is automatically a threat to my life.
- MarkusX, on 01/01/2009, -1/+7Rally,
yes I agree with you very much.
I mentioned it before in a reply to another comment: I'm sorry for coming across like a jackass. I did mean to express, what "Dick" did or any incident of this or any similar way is wrong.
Obviously you wanted to misunderstand me, because of course ANY kind of rape is wrong and age in this matter is indeed irrelevant. However, when it comes to "normal" sexual attraction - rapist or not - I believe most people would agree that age does - in most cases - make a difference.
The remark about a possible joke was just expressing the irony of the guy's name being "Dick" and sadly the touch of absurdity of the whole story.
And I did write in my original comment: "I don't want to play down the seriousness of this incident"... but nobody wanted to read that I guess.
I'm just gonna hold on to my birth certificate for a while. Thanks for your suggestion though. - treytravis, on 01/01/2009, -0/+6it was a joke
- TheInformer, on 01/01/2009, -0/+6She was drunk and had been listening to "Chet's nuts roasting on an open fire".
- kubedawg, on 01/01/2009, -1/+6DUH, keep the safety on...
- twishart, on 01/01/2009, -0/+5I see what you did there.
- JessicaChrono, on 01/01/2009, -0/+5I wouldn't have been so kind. It takes less than 10 lbs of pressure to rip those badboys right off. It would also make for easy prosecution.
- ubuwalker31, on 01/01/2009, -0/+5She was picking up logs when....
spoiler: the accused intruders name is Michael Dick.
Is this a joke? - inactive, on 01/01/2009, -0/+4Testicles - check
Yank - check
DUGG! - frosted, on 01/01/2009, -0/+4Granny's got balls, Dick!
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