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- diabolicdiablo, on 03/31/2008, -15/+430Kyle: One of the teachers is having sex with a student.
Yates: Oh my God! This is terrible! You did the right thing telling the police, Brad. Now, who is the teacher? What's his name?
Kyle: Well, it isn't a guy teacher. It's a woman.
Officer 1: A woman.
Kyle: Yeah. She's having sex with a boy.
Officer 2: Oh, but, but she's ugly, right?
Kyle: Well no, not really. It's the Kindergerten teacher, Miss Stevenson.
Yates: The blonde?
Kyle: Yeah. Officer 1: Some young boy is having sex with Miss Stevenson?
Kyle: [firmly] Yes.
Officer 1: Nisssse. - mundus, on 05/15/2008, -12/+395Where were these teachers when I was in High School?!!?!??!?!
- buckeye45, on 03/31/2008, -4/+236paula abdul is that you?
- Syugo, on 03/31/2008, -8/+131Haha, I loved that episode.
Follow up:
Officer 1: Some young boy is having sex with Miss Stevenson?
Kyle: [firmly] Yes.
Officer 1: Nisssse.
Yates: Nnice.
Kyle: What?! No, you don't understand-
Officer 1: You sure they've had sex?
Kyle: Yeah.
Officer 3: Has she performed oral sex on him?
Kyle: I think so.
Officer 3: ...Nice.
Officer 1: Nisssse.
Officer 3: [whispers] Nisssse.
Yates: So wait, what, what's the crime?
Officer 1: The crime is, she isn't doing it with me. [jabs jokingly at Officer 2. All the officers laugh]
Kyle: Hay! He's totally underage. She's taking advantage of him.
Yates: You're right. We're sorry. This is serious. We need to track this student down and... give him his "Luckiest Boy In America" medal right away. [All the officers laugh harder]
Kyles: [throws his hands up in frustration and leaves] Gargh! - SRSco, on 03/31/2008, -17/+133Wouldn't "niiiiiiice" work better than "nisssse"? I had to read that 4 times before I got what the hell you were saying.
- ElectroOverlord, on 03/31/2008, -3/+113***** your friends.
- mgenovese, on 03/31/2008, -4/+99So can I pick any 2? The middle and right one, por favor.
- Corqueatsz, on 03/31/2008, -5/+73Nice.
- logixxx, on 03/31/2008, -2/+51I bet all the guys, who had sex with the teachers, are walking down the halls at school getting high fives from their friends.
- inactive, on 03/31/2008, -2/+45Apparently women in the tampa area cannot find the *****.
- threemagic, on 03/31/2008, -0/+37Not hitting on the ugly kids
- badtzmartin, on 03/31/2008, -1/+37It's "could have" or "could've". Not "could of".
- Jimbob200, on 03/31/2008, -1/+36I didn't either, what's your point.
- chicoer2001, on 03/31/2008, -5/+38 Why's a San francisco station covering a story in Tampa?
- DiggLive, on 03/31/2008, -5/+38Lucky bastards.
- jboitnott, on 03/31/2008, -5/+36People living in San Francisco aren't allowed to know about something in Florida?
- badenglishihave, on 03/31/2008, -2/+31I was homeschooled my entire life. Mom?
- Niubai, on 03/31/2008, -12/+41Of course it's a double standard ... males and females are quite different, you know ? I wouldn't care if my 14 years old son had sex with his nice teacher (in fact I would tap his back and say to all my friends words like "that's my boy"), but would beat the ***** out of any male teacher who would even THINK about touch my daughter. That's the way things work, they have always worked this way and will ever be this way. No hypocrisy, please.
- asays, on 03/31/2008, -5/+33I wish this occurred at my high school when I was in high school, I had a hot english teacher
- smacksaw, on 03/31/2008, -3/+30Hands-on, private sex-ed tutoring?
- zephyear, on 03/31/2008, -6/+31i was like "awww man why couldn't of this happened to me"
then i saw their faces - quaxon, on 03/31/2008, -1/+23contrary to what youve seen on tv popularity doesnt exist at any real colleges.
- selmer, on 03/31/2008, -1/+23done and done
- inactive, on 03/31/2008, -13/+34Bury this person for being a ***** retard, do you really think that the boys complained???, do you really think that having sex is a crime???.
And most of all do you really believe that 15 yr old boys are *groomed* by these women?? they wanted it whole heartedly you moron, as all the diggers here (well most of them) testify in thier comments by asking where were all these teachers when i was in school. - inactive, on 03/31/2008, -2/+23Now even the fugly teachers are screwing students. Major step down. C'mon children, you can do better than these ugly bitches.
- ReadItAndWeep, on 03/31/2008, -1/+21If this had been a male teacher and a female student, most people would be calling for a long prison sentence, but because it is a female teacher with a male student everybody reacts with a wink and a nudge. I love the hypocrisy in our society. I personally think that sexually mature teenagers should be able to sleep with whoever they want, no matter their age.
- mcnasby, on 03/31/2008, -7/+26It's not abuse when it's 100% consensual. Usually that's not what happens between an older man and a younger woman. On the flip side, it's usually 100% consensual between an older woman and a younger man. You can take that double standard ***** and shove it. If I say I had sex with an older woman because I wanted to -- don't take the Liberal approach and tell me I'm a victim. It desensitizes and cheapens the actual meaning of the word "victim." Essentially you're trying to tell me, if I'm 16 and have sex with my 25 year old teacher that I'm the same victim as an 8 year old boy that's been molested by his Priest... I think not.
- LloydBentsen, on 03/31/2008, -1/+20What if the cost was that you had to do gal #1 with the lights on, and only then could you do #'s 2 and 3?
- inactive, on 03/31/2008, -1/+20That last one looks mighty happy...
- Ashcatchem, on 07/27/2008, -2/+19And when did she become 3 people?
- Encephalon, on 03/31/2008, -0/+16To quote the great Bill Maher, "When a 45 year old man has sex with a 15 year old girl THAT, ladies and gentlemen, is a crime. When a hot female school teacher has sex with a 15 year old boy, it's a crime we didn't get it on videotape."
- gak001, on 03/31/2008, -0/+16That's why she bought them liquor... duh.
- rsek, on 03/31/2008, -4/+20if the teachers are hot, why not.
- doublsh0t, on 03/31/2008, -2/+18the one on the right looks like sarah silverman but not as masculine
- norman619, on 03/31/2008, -2/+17Not everyone had the kind of extra cash you did to pay for sex.
- TEHxINTERWEBS, on 03/31/2008, -1/+16When did SHE become a teacher?
- jkoski, on 03/31/2008, -1/+15They were probably the ugly girls that everyone ignored sitting next to you in class.
- TelengardC64, on 03/31/2008, -1/+13Does it bother anyone else that the news media is all too eager to cater to stereotypical male sexual fantasies, or that these women gain instant and permanent celebrity status? Why or why not?
- Sherman901, on 03/31/2008, -3/+14i didn't know janet jackson taught high school classes...
- offspring06, on 03/31/2008, -1/+12Why did you read it than. Some of us may want to read it. Who made you the Digg cop?
- fusionFactor, on 03/31/2008, -2/+13No, they had it right because the "s" sound is drawn out, not the "i".
Think of it like a snake saying it - deadlift, on 03/31/2008, -1/+11I LOL'D
- glock22ownr, on 03/31/2008, -0/+10I don't know ... but Health Class has sure become more ... hands on ... since I was in HS...
- lukak, on 03/31/2008, -2/+11nicccceee...
- kiiwii, on 03/31/2008, -1/+10If the world were full of geologists, it could have been "gneissssssssssssssssssssssss"
- TheUserFactor, on 03/31/2008, -2/+11Is it a double standard that women can sue for sexual harassment but men are laughed out of court for the same?
- mcp2006, on 03/31/2008, -4/+13pics or it didn't... oh... wait... not those!!
- Kamill85, on 03/31/2008, -0/+9http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-344388141 ...
- inactive, on 03/31/2008, -1/+10+1
- NathanielJ, on 03/31/2008, -2/+11When did the "Reply" link become so hard to use?
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