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Dude is too Super Cool for is Traffic Ticket watch!

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Edubs519, on 12/03/2007, -17/+117that was awesome haha
- themastersb, on 12/03/2007, -28/+4Halo is such a cool guy. eh fights aliens and doesn't afraid of anything.
  - sp1r1t, on 12/03/2007, -0/+12what the hell?
    - Edubs519, on 12/03/2007, -3/+5and doesnt affraid of anything hahahahahahah
      - sp1r1t, on 12/03/2007, -0/+7all your base are belong to us?
      - yuutokun, on 12/03/2007, -1/+6I can't Engrish very well. Please teacher me!
    - ClaudiuUSA, on 12/03/2007, -4/+1Damn 4chan memes.
- jus1haz2, on 12/03/2007, -9/+3Ya I wish i could digg it more than once! haha
  - Matt174e, on 12/04/2007, -1/+2Original comment. Wish I could digg it, but I just can't.
- MaxPayne3476, on 12/04/2007, -1/+1This was definitely one of my favorite commercials of this year. That, and the Oreo Mustache one :D
kelowna4life, on 12/03/2007, -20/+388That was super cool.
- BestJaxx, on 12/03/2007, -16/+5Predictable, but funny anyway.
  - patik, on 12/04/2007, -1/+8Predictable? You knew the cop was going to write a poem?
    - BestJaxx, on 12/08/2007, -0/+1The comment was predictable.
Rizzinator, on 12/03/2007, -27/+21rad
- zantos420, on 12/03/2007, -3/+4rad scorpion?! i better get my rad-x pills in case i get stung. and for that matter, is the newest fallout any good?
  - ezcheezbandit, on 12/03/2007, -0/+2you deal a critical hit to rad scorpion's brain, crushing his skull like a wet paper bag. Next fallout better be awesome or i'm gonna kill myself.
- captmorgan555, on 12/03/2007, -1/+14I dugg you up because i think its time "Rad" made a come back.
  - MrWally, on 12/04/2007, -1/+4Why is this man dugg up by Rizzinator burried?
    
    That is so not super cool.
choopie911, on 12/03/2007, -9/+202For is Traffic Ticket you say?
- sabarsky, on 12/03/2007, -1/+68Maybe he's Sco'ish? :)
  - Subvexer, on 12/03/2007, -2/+44Bah, I cannnae ge' mah lebberin' geb jimmay no fockin is ticket sco'ish aye!
    - TomTruelle, on 12/03/2007, -2/+13Aye!
    - iPissExcellence, on 12/03/2007, -1/+9Aye!(2)
    - thcobbs, on 12/03/2007, -3/+14HAGAS!
    - ubuwalker31, on 12/03/2007, -0/+34I had dude come up to me and ask directions in NYC...I couldn't understand what the hell he said, so I asked "parlez-vous francais" and he responded "oui, mais I speak bloody english, I'm scottish!" Pretty funny.
      - TomTruelle, on 12/03/2007, -2/+5haha thats awesome
  - slashbot, on 12/03/2007, -10/+3Maybe the dog' whose perspective this is about, was a Scottish terrier!
    - Syric, on 12/03/2007, -0/+5I can tell you didn't watch the video.
    - G-RaZoR, on 12/03/2007, -1/+8I can see the confusion, I mean a Scottish Terrier looks EXACTLY like a Golden Retriever.
      
      sarcasm....
dew209, on 12/03/2007, -5/+109Would've been funny if they didn't have the punchline at the bottom of the page...
- had3l, on 12/03/2007, -3/+39I'm glad i didn't scroll down and just pressed play.
- BenKenobi88, on 12/03/2007, -1/+12Also the subtitle on Digg...kinda hard to avoid...
  - BestJaxx, on 12/03/2007, -1/+8I avoided it.
- Mizzike, on 12/03/2007, -0/+5LOL, I love me, because I just watched the video (instead of reading the page) and thought the dog subtitle on Digg was talking about being colorblind (which, after a quick Google search I found out that they are not).
slashbot, on 12/03/2007, -8/+176Did the dog write that title as well?
KaiSe7eN, on 12/03/2007, -51/+10Guy should've tased officer
DavidGX, on 12/03/2007, -10/+6Awesome video.
KaiSe7eN, on 12/03/2007, -54/+7Guy should've tased officer, now THAT'S super cool.
- sgtbutterscotch, on 12/03/2007, -0/+9Now YOU are super cool. I don't deserve to read your comments, therefore I must bury you. Sorry.
  - ChillEnt, on 12/03/2007, -4/+4Don't be sorry.
    Burying retarded comments is our job as fellow citizens of diggnation. ;P
gijoe411, on 12/03/2007, -3/+77Funny is video for cool dude, is dugg too!
FlyKing, on 12/03/2007, -66/+3That was pretty hilarious. Would have been much better if it didn't have the dog part
- down4twenty, on 12/03/2007, -0/+76don't you get it? it was the dog's interpretation of what happened.
  - FlyKing, on 12/03/2007, -13/+1Of course I get it. It's not so profound. I just thought it would be funny as a little skit. Can't believe I got 36 digg downs haha
    - kevxross, on 12/03/2007, -1/+16Because you obviously didn't get it. You suggest it would be better without the punchline... You'll love this one:
      
      A lawyer walks into a bar.
      - texpundit, on 12/03/2007, -3/+2...and says "ouch"...? ;)
    - comedianX, on 12/03/2007, -0/+3Did you get it? Did you really? The whole point is to get people to adopt a dog. If you take out the dog part all you have is random Super Trooper *****.
    - SuperCow1127, on 12/04/2007, -0/+1If you ever had a dog that you properly raised from a puppy, you'd know that to your dog, you are the coolest person there is. I bet you're a cat person...
treeboxgrass, on 12/03/2007, -17/+1Dude is too Super Cool for HIS* Traffic Ticket
- LFAB, on 12/03/2007, -0/+2Fail
- BestJaxx, on 12/03/2007, -1/+1Already been said. Get some new material.
  - treeboxgrass, on 12/03/2007, -0/+1whoops.
dilibau, on 12/03/2007, -10/+126"here's your picture back, I don't deserve it"...

*sighs* why don't I hear cops saying to me this more often?...
- TomTruelle, on 12/03/2007, -1/+70not super cool enough, buddy.
- clemdionisio, on 12/03/2007, -5/+5someone get a mirror
- Alphateam, on 12/03/2007, -1/+19They will give you a taser if you ask nicely.
  - nnagflar, on 12/03/2007, -2/+16...or especially if you don't do anything wrong at all.
    - thetin, on 12/05/2007, -0/+1ESPECIALLY!!
  - KbuPlatinum, on 12/04/2007, -3/+12Blah blah blah Ron Paul blah blah blah Police state blah
- volacide, on 12/03/2007, -0/+7Because you sigh.
zhenate, on 12/03/2007, -7/+3Super. Cool.
poidh, on 12/03/2007, -43/+3Well I'm glad this made it to the front page. What a great video.
/sarc
/buried
- scbysnx, on 12/03/2007, -1/+25well I'm glad you made it out of the uterus. What a great human
  /sarc
  /buried
  - heypetray, on 12/03/2007, -1/+3Commenting to give an additional 2 thumbs up.
- Modizzle, on 12/03/2007, -0/+13Eat a dick
  /no sarc
  /middle finger
Ninjao, on 12/03/2007, -2/+32That made my monday... a lot better
- smarba, on 12/04/2007, -0/+1did it make it...super cool?
nerdherder, on 12/03/2007, -33/+6So who do I see about getting my 30 seconds back?
- orb_nsc, on 12/03/2007, -3/+24Oh, I'm sure you were curing cancer and reversing global warming at the same time this morning.
- scrimaxinc, on 12/03/2007, -1/+16That's what your mom said after your dad was done.
georgemason01, on 12/03/2007, -29/+2That was super lame. How about this: Adopt a pet before it gets put to sleep (then show picture of an animal shelter employee getting ready to euthanise a dog).
- Navicerts, on 12/03/2007, -1/+16Drugs are bad.
  - moskaudancer, on 12/04/2007, -0/+1M'kay.
- echolyean, on 12/03/2007, -0/+8super buzz kill
- arcangelgabriel, on 12/03/2007, -0/+7Who are you?, Captain Killjoy or what?
SuperWinner, on 12/03/2007, -7/+106Let see another one from a cats perspective....
- Vorin, on 12/03/2007, -1/+60the cat would be to lethargic/self-absorbed to care about the owner.
  - slashbot, on 12/03/2007, -4/+24but at least it would be cute and self-cleaning!
    - DarkSamus, on 12/03/2007, -2/+33i can has keyz to yur jeepz
      - ezcheezbandit, on 12/04/2007, -1/+2no, that's ftw
- had3l, on 12/03/2007, -9/+180"Sir, do you know your cat is super cool?"
  "Yeah"
  "Give me your address so I can drop by and feed him some Lasagna."
- DulcetTone, on 12/03/2007, -2/+10I think the Rodney King video could safely be used for the cat's perspective.
  - ManIs5, on 12/03/2007, -5/+1Well-played, sir. Well-played.
    - ezcheezbandit, on 12/04/2007, -0/+3overplayed sir.
- captpopular, on 12/03/2007, -6/+6"Sir"
  -"Yes, Officer"
  "I would eat your face off if you gave me half a chance."
  -"I know you would."
- danwallace, on 12/03/2007, -7/+1http://digg.com/politics/Young_Father_Tased_For_Re ...
- tehbored, on 12/04/2007, -1/+10I can haz awesum?
  - smarba, on 12/04/2007, -0/+1i can haz sooper kool?
- Archon810, on 12/04/2007, -1/+5Cats don't like pigs.
- grason1129, on 12/04/2007, -0/+2"Sir pet me"
  "PuuRRRRRR"
  "now i'm through with you your stupid" cat walks away
  
  5 min later repeat from line one.
Ralan, on 12/03/2007, -15/+1Interesting video but funny, not so much.
tcorlen, on 12/03/2007, -14/+2Guy should have had to pick up dog's poop.
- tcorlen, on 12/03/2007, -10/+1... I meant to say to "cop's poop". man, I'm such an idiot. I totally blew that one...
  - meez, on 12/03/2007, -1/+12Bad save.
  - moskaudancer, on 12/04/2007, -0/+2That's actually much worse.
UtopiaInTheSky, on 12/03/2007, -10/+3It made me go "Aww".
xOpifex, on 12/03/2007, -1/+13Why are you guys on your own island? Super Cool isn't even illegal. You don't have to do this.
- mlvassallo, on 12/03/2007, -0/+3Nice.
- cerealjynx, on 12/03/2007, -0/+3Hahaha, lucky. I dropped a UCB quote on some other thread once, fell flat on it's face. :(
fani, on 12/03/2007, -11/+6Ok. Video is nice. But Poster neeDs a Lesson in English To Correct is mistaKes.
- DonKarnage25, on 12/03/2007, -7/+1I giggle when people post complaining about "proper English" and then capitalize the first letter of almost every word in their sentence.
  - nnagflar, on 12/03/2007, -0/+3I giggle at the word giggle.
bogatash, on 12/03/2007, -1/+19My Dog thinks I'm a geeky nerd. : (
- chrispr, on 12/03/2007, -1/+34Your dog is super cool.
indigit4l, on 12/03/2007, -2/+38Is spelling really sucks
LloydBentsen, on 12/03/2007, -14/+1BOOM HEADSHOT!
GiJoeBob, on 12/03/2007, -4/+4I guffawed!
- thetin, on 12/05/2007, -1/+1What the hell does that even mean?!
bossm4n, on 12/03/2007, -0/+46Adopted and rescued animals rock. If you or someone you know if looking for a pet, check your local shelters and save an awesome animal that might otherwise be destroyed.
- Xcel, on 12/04/2007, -1/+4Destroyed?
BoboTheHobo, on 12/03/2007, -4/+1Incoming top.
Notasheeple, on 12/03/2007, -3/+2pretty funny!
thentro, on 12/03/2007, -1/+62Thank god, no tazers!
- thetin, on 12/03/2007, -0/+4Whoa there. That's beyond cool!
- heypetray, on 12/03/2007, -0/+1I was waiting for it...
- MuffinPatrol, on 12/03/2007, -0/+1days not over yet...
Metoz, on 12/03/2007, -4/+5youtube: http://youtube.com/watch?v=xJfzhJEAN0A
- UtopiaInTheSky, on 12/03/2007, -2/+5The YouTube title kills part of the punchline.
  - driftin079, on 12/03/2007, -2/+1Yeah but the comments totally make up for it. Like this piece of comedy gold:
    FIrst.!!!!!FAKE, this is totally fake.. you can see the cops face...omg:/
- DrewBlood, on 12/04/2007, -1/+1Thanks. It's nice to actually have a link to an embeddable video. Dugg you up.
dinobot, on 12/03/2007, -9/+4I guess he's also too super cool for a tasering, bro!
omgwthlol, on 12/03/2007, -6/+1why is there always some not funny ad on front page of digg
Vo0Ds, on 12/03/2007, -3/+3Wow, actually made me lol
samuraivanity, on 12/03/2007, -4/+1how would the dog have seen the world if his owner was tased?
- JrGhoull, on 12/03/2007, -1/+3probably would've gone something like...
  "now i want to provolk ur dog into knawing my throat off"
  - AeroZepp, on 12/03/2007, -0/+1probably..."Check out my super cool bolt of electricity, it's so super cool that it immobilizes you instantly and if I hold it long enough you'll die...in a super cool way."
TheDutch, on 12/03/2007, -7/+1it could have done with a better ending
hairywart, on 12/03/2007, -0/+30I love my dog.
- outsid3rNo17, on 12/04/2007, -0/+4I love your dog too. Hehehe... oh wait.
- Xcel, on 12/04/2007, -0/+7I Love Lamp.
- active1x0, on 12/05/2007, -0/+2Digg's all around!!!
inajeep, on 12/03/2007, -1/+7Hmmm, I got a jeep and a golden retriever but I think my dog doesn't respect me.
- kutateli, on 12/03/2007, -0/+7That's because you're not super cool.
- beedo34, on 12/04/2007, -0/+1that's because you drive a jeep, idiot.
  the only people that respect you are your bros and the airheads that y'all hang out with.
trzynascie, on 12/03/2007, -3/+4This ad reminds me Top Gun somehow.
Sccatter, on 12/03/2007, -1/+40Ending surprised me. I'm gonna go give my dog a big hug now.
- metapop, on 12/03/2007, -0/+5made me do that too
- cheese06, on 12/04/2007, -0/+3i did the same aww
Ajnabee4U, on 12/03/2007, -8/+0Um..why not donate the money to foster a Pet to help feed kids or homeless. The damn dogs belong in the wild. Help ur fellow man...hahhah...U know its the most logical thing to do.
- AnalogCamera, on 12/03/2007, -0/+3You belong in the wild. Dog hater.
  - Ajnabee4U, on 12/06/2007, -1/+0hhahahah..it was a joke...hence the HAHA
bball2, on 12/03/2007, -3/+1Too super cool for school
exilio, on 12/03/2007, -1/+1That's awesome.
curiousgrge, on 12/03/2007, -4/+17Don't hit me with the newspaper, bro!
- stark222000, on 12/04/2007, -1/+1haha ***** funniest thing ive read on digg all day
SwordFish666, on 12/03/2007, -6/+1Cleaver :D
- beedo34, on 12/03/2007, -1/+4cleaver? buried for being a retard!
  - ezcheezbandit, on 12/04/2007, -0/+3cleaver like the knife!
leerayIG88, on 12/03/2007, -0/+20My dog pees on me. Where did I go wrong? :"(
- heypetray, on 12/03/2007, -0/+5You're soooo Not Super Cool
- outsid3rNo17, on 12/04/2007, -0/+3You shouldn't have named him R-Kelly!
balla1ap, on 12/03/2007, -0/+11The cop plays this perfectly, so super cool.
- metapop, on 12/03/2007, -7/+3(he's not a real cop)
ats314, on 12/03/2007, -1/+36great job by that actor playing the cop
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