AND THEN FIFTH GRADE AND THEN COLLEGE
HOPE HE'S BEEN LIFTING
Katie Ledecky Made Bryce Harper Hold Her Medals While She Threw Out A First Pitch
THE CYBER-STRUGGLE IS REAL
How New York City's First Cyber Café Captured The Excitement And Terror Of The Early Internet
GOO GOO G’ JOOB
John Lennon On His First Acid Trip
KITCHEN TABLE TENNIS
Ping Pong Is A Lot More Intense When You Use Household Items For Paddles
MUSICAL MATH CLASS
Drummer Mike Portnoy Nails A Number Of Complicated, Odd Time Signatures
'I'D WEAR EM' EVERYWHERE'
Dads Everywhere Officially Approve Of Steph Curry’s New Sneakers
CHUMMING UP TO ONE ANOTHER
Jet Ski Rider Gets Up Close And Personal With A Tiger Shark
AGE AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT A NUMBER, BABY
Hip Grandma Dancing In Front Of A Green Screen Is Absolutely Spellbinding
CHIP IN YOUR SHOULDER
The Biohacker Selling RFID And Other Transhumanist Implants From His Garage
DID ALANIS GET IT RIGHT?
Let's Set This Straight: What Is Irony?
TEARS IN OUR EYES, ZOMBIES IN OUR SIGHTS
The Trailer For The Last Ever 'Call Of Duty: Black Ops' Zombie Map
GREEN BIRD SINGING IN THE DEAD OF NIIIGHT
An Interspecies Duet By A Dude And A Parrot
THIS DICK IS OUT FOR HARAMBE
Curious About Martin Shkreli's Thoughts On Harambe? No? Too Bad
IT'S NOT TERRIBLE, BUT IT AIN'T GOOD EITHER
Kilian Experience Reviews The Dud Of A Game That Is 'No Man's Sky'
LIFE AFTER 'DEATH'
Technology Has Completely Changed The Meaning Of The Word 'Death'
BRING US SOME WATER
Action Bronson and Melissa Etheridge Team Up In Unexpectedly Awesome Freestyle Session
AN OCCULT CLASSIC, REVISITED
The Trailer For The 'Blair Witch' Sequel Is Making Us Claustrophobic
THE BEST THING SINCE SLICED BREAD
How YouTube Works: A Conversation With The Engineers That Make The Magic Happen
'NOBODY SPEAK'
DJ Shadow And Run The Jewels' New Music Video Stars UN Members Bashing One Another's Faces In
THERE'S A SNAKE IN MY BATTLE BOOT
The Toys From 'Toy Story' Are Now A Giant Voltron-Style Fighting Robot
TOO BIG TO SAIL
World's Largest Aircraft — The Blimp That Looks Like A Butt — Crash Lands On Second Test Flight
CAN THEY TAKE YOU TO THE UPSIDE DOWN?
What's The Deal With Sensory Deprivation Tanks?
HOT WINGS AIN'T NOTHIN TO FUCK WITH
RZA Draws Upon His Shaolin Powers To Eat Painfully Hot Wings With Paul Banks
ADAM RUINS THE OSCARS
Talent Doesn’t Win Oscars, But Money Does
RUSSIA IS REALLY FREAKING COLD
Napoleon Had The Largest Army Europe Had Ever Seen, So Why Did He Fail In His Invasion Of Russia?
ONE WHEEL, TWO HUGE BALLS
This Guy Riding A Unicycle On Top Of An 800-Foot Chimney Is Making Our Palms Sweat
JUST TWO BEAUTIFUL ELVES
Anderson Cooper And Colbert Exchange Bro Hugs Before Nerding Out Over Dungeons & Dragons
'THEY'RE YOURS YOU KNOW?'
National Park Service Celebrates 100th Birthday With Stunning Tribute To America's Beauty
BUT WHERE’S HIS TIGERZORD?
This Dude Is So Flipping Excited To Meet The White Power Ranger
THE MALTESE SCAVENGERS
Richard Ayoade Finally Snapped On British TV
BRUNO THE WANDERER
Dog Becomes Local Legend For Walking 4 Miles Into Town Every Day Just To Say 'Sup' To All His Human Friends
EVERYTHING IS WRONG
Words That Seem Related But Aren't At All
THEN SMASH THAT BABY TO SMITHEREENS
Piñatas Are Expensive, So Here's A Colorful Explanation On How To Make Your Own At Home
THEY LOOK ABSOLUTELY GLOWING
Take The Grand Tour Of A Lava Lamp Factory
'I WAS REALLY NERVOUS'
Porn Stars Talk About What Their First Days In Porn Were Like
'A POSITIVE OUTCOME FOR EVERYONE'
Ivanka Trump Offers Up Some Very Good Negotiation Advice
(ALUMINIUM IF YOU'RE SILLY AND BRITISH)
How Aluminum Changed The World
STILL LOOKS FUN AS HELL
Previously Unreleased Footage Of A Cancelled 'Goldeneye' HD Remaster For Xbox Live Arcade Looks So Rad
BUILT TO BE DESTROYED
Carbon Fiber Looks And Sounds Like It Was Meant To Be Crushed By The Hydraulic Press
THEY'RE ALWAYS THERE FOR EACH OTHER
Some Absolutely Sick Nasty Partner Juggling
WHEN A LIGER MEETS A BEEFALO
Why Are Hybrid Animals Sterile?
UNDERSTANDABLY NSFW
The Art Of The Hollywood Sex Scene
TO THE POINT
Sea Urchins Turn Themselves Inside Out In Order To Be Reborn And Are Just Generally Dope Creatures
SCREW YOU, CARLS JR.
Ya Gotta Listen To This Song About Wanting To Go Eat At Hardee's
GETTING THOSE BALLS ROLLING
Donald Glover Plays A Life-Size Version Of 'Hungry Hungry Hippos' With The US Olympic Gymnastics Team
SWEET SERENDIPITY
Stephen Colbert's Touching Story About The Strangest Thing That Ever Happened To Him On The Street
GET IT TOGETHER, HILLARY
Seth Meyers Reads Some Of Hillary's Emails And Realizes She Sounds Like A Mob Boss
64 DAAAYYYS (UNTIL IT HITS THEATERS)
The Sequel To 'The Ring' Gets A Fresh, Terrifying Trailer
PUT THIS IS IN OUR CELLPHONES, PLEASE