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The 10 Most Sexually Unappealing Craigslist Postings

Your grandparents probably died from your rapier wit. (see comment)

John McCain admits US invaded Iraq for oil

So how much would oil cost if the U.S hadn't invaded Iraq. It's not about politics, it's about peak oil. Nothing "fuels" fear more than the death of your cash cow. (see comment)

The World's First Digital Camera

But can it play music from ABBA? (see comment)

'D.C. Madam' believed dead

Sorry dude, it was so small I thought it was a cunt. (see comment)

The 10 Most Sexually Unappealing Craigslist Postings

That's funny, your mom, sister and grandma didn't complain. But, sorry dude I don't do assholes. Maybe a "retard" from cracked.com will jerk you off. (see comment)

The 10 Most Sexually Unappealing Craigslist Postings

Don't fret over syntax, you can still suck my pole. Alix7, you must really want it, you keep following me around. (see comment)

'D.C. Madam' believed dead

I'll just lick your cunt instead. (see comment)

The 10 Most Sexually Unappealing Craigslist Postings

BTW, your a nasty re-tard, but your mama is a sweet cherry. (see comment)

The 10 Most Sexually Unappealing Craigslist Postings

BTW, your mother swallows, not spits. (see comment)

Compilation of Embarrassing and Busted! Photos

The 10 Most Sexually Unappealing Craigslist Postings

BTW, the cracked writers said you can stop sucking their poles now. (see comment)