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Facebook Looks to End Orkut’s Hold on Brazil
Facebook Looks to End Orkut’s Hold on Brazil
Comment in News (2 diggs, 0 replies) - on 09/30/2009
You'd think that Orkut would have taken the hint and added code to allow users to find their acquaintances from Facebook and MySpace and such. (see comment)
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Tweets of Hate: The Crazy Right Twitters About Dr Tiller
Tweets of Hate: The Crazy Right Twitters About Dr Tiller
Comment in News (66 diggs, 5 replies) - on 05/31/2009
I hope the Feds pay them all a visit. (see comment)
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All the News That's Fit to Buy
Comment in News (1 digg, 0 replies) - on 05/15/2009
I'm trying to decide how I feel about this. It feels like it would be a good thing on the surface... (see comment)
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Oscar Overhaul: Academy Promises An End To All The Sucking
Comment in News (0 diggs, 1 reply) - on 02/04/2009
*gasp* They might say "damn"! (see comment)
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"You smell like Dirt!" "Why thank you, it's what I always wear out."
Comment in News (1 digg, 0 replies) - on 12/15/2008
Just the thing to give your favorite person for Christmas...the unmistakable scent of Play-Doh! (see comment)
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How to Become a Master Communicator
Comment in News (1 digg, 0 replies) - on 12/15/2008
If there's one thing that the majority of people need to know, it's how to improve their communication skills. (see comment)
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WaterBoxx Grows Forest in the Desert
Comment in News (9 diggs, 0 replies) - on 12/14/2008
If they could make this device work in the Sahara, imagine the possibilities! (see comment)
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Bible probably not true, says George Bush
Bible probably not true, says George Bush
Comment in News (1 digg, 0 replies) - on 12/11/2008
Wow, a born-and-bred politician offered his (genuine) opinion on a sensitive voter issue with a month to go in his presidency. Next thing you know they'll be remaking 80's films. (see comment)
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Calling All Cars: Trouble at Chuck E. Cheese's, Again
Calling All Cars: Trouble at Chuck E. Cheese's, Again 
Comment in News (1 digg, 0 replies) - on 12/11/2008
I blame lack of family values. (see comment)
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Net Labels: free and legal music
Comment in News (1 digg, 0 replies) - on 12/05/2008
This is worth bookmarking for anyone who likes to snag new music every now and then, especially various types of electronic music. (see comment)
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Extreme Baby-Punching
Comment in News (1 digg, 0 replies) - on 12/01/2008
Someone's been listening to Dane Cook a little too often. (see comment)
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Wrong, Just Wrong: World's Worst Cookbook
Wrong, Just Wrong: World's Worst Cookbook
Comment in News (1 digg, 0 replies) - on 11/23/2008
Are you kidding? I am totally buying this for my cookbook collection. Mind you, I may not USE it, but...you never know. (see comment)
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Preacher: We elected a Muslim sinner... fights Obama fans
Preacher: We elected a Muslim sinner... fights Obama fans 
Comment in News (1 digg, 0 replies) - on 11/17/2008
This church is very extremist and its members do a lot of protesting. They are very anti-gay and anti-choice, and almost every one of their marquees is sensationalist and hateful. Honestly, I think they're mad that they can't be as popular as Westboro B … (see comment)
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Suicide teenager urged to jump by baying crowd
Suicide teenager urged to jump by baying crowd 
Comment in News (2 diggs, 0 replies) - on 10/07/2008
Those Brits get more and more American every day. (see comment)
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Top Five Reasons Why McCain Refused to Look at Obama
Comment in News (3 diggs, 0 replies) - on 09/27/2008
Reason #7: McCain, like so many other GOP politicians, is secretly gay or bisexual and has a weakness for strong black men. (see comment)
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Detroit to host 1st ever National Summit in 2009
Comment in News (1 digg, 0 replies) - on 09/25/2008
If he didn't, he's probably planning to. I guess that's ONE way to clean up Detroit...have a major national event take place there so that you have to send in the Homeland Security Armada and put the whole city on lockdown. They'll probably be testing a … (see comment)
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When your nose ain't great, masturbate!
Comment in News (1 digg, 0 replies) - on 09/22/2008
"Hey Dave, you should come out to the bar with us after work." "Nah, I'm kinda stuffed up...I'm just gonna go home and decongest, if you know what I mean." (see comment)
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15 Ways They Could Get People to Actually Watch TV Again
15 Ways They Could Get People to Actually Watch TV Again
Comment in News (1 digg, 0 replies) - on 09/12/2008
Fewer reality TV shows and cliche sitcoms...more informative and culture-rich programming. It would rock shorts if there was a network channel (or at least an existing network channel that carried a few programs) like TechTV. (see comment)
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Doctors Creating Super Vaccine for Lifetime Immunity to Flu
Doctors Creating Super Vaccine for Lifetime Immunity to Flu
Comment in News (2 diggs, 0 replies) - on 09/06/2008
F*ck flu vaccination, flu can get me out of work. Keep working on that HIV vaccine so I can enjoy sex more. (see comment)
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Study: Smiling Now Primarily Used To Communicate Anger
Comment in News (1 digg, 0 replies) - on 09/03/2008
Considering the number of people I know who conceal homicidal urges behind forced smiles, The Onion's precognitive tendencies are becoming increasingly creepier. (see comment)
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