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Ten Great Edited for Television Movie Lines

Comment in News (3 diggs, 2 replies) - on 12/04/2009
My favorite is from the TV airing of the Matrix: "How about I give you a flipper, and you give me my phone call." A FLIPPER? They can't even SAY "the finger" on TV? (see comment)
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Free Speech: Not always free

Comment in News (0 diggs, 0 replies) - on 12/04/2009
Okay, I'm not sure what you mean, ohplease. I googled what I said, thinking maybe Michael Richards said it before, but all I came up with is a similar line by Steve Martin. Something's obviously going over my head... (see comment)
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Free Speech: Not always free

Comment in News (6 diggs, 3 replies) - on 12/04/2009
You can yell "movie theater!" in a fire without any reprecussions, why not the other way around? (see comment)
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Father made his daughter eat a dead mouse and cockroaches

Comment in News (0 diggs, 0 replies) - on 12/04/2009
Still beats making her eat a live mouse though. (see comment)
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Barack Obama X Pills Hit Streets: Approval Ratings High

Comment in News (2 diggs, 0 replies) - on 12/04/2009
Come on man, you're busting my balls here. I can't let this high-quality Change go for less than $30, and that's pretty much robbing me blind! (see comment)
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Barack Obama X Pills Hit Streets: Approval Ratings High

Comment in News (34 diggs, 2 replies) - on 12/04/2009
They need a new name for it, like: "Hey man, got any Change?" "Yeah man, got some Change right here, top quality, $40." (see comment)
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Newt Gingrich praises Obama on Afghanistan and sickens GOP

Comment in News (2 diggs, 0 replies) - on 12/04/2009
All Gingrich said was that it was right to increase trooops, but he doesn't think the pull-out date is realistic. This is precisely what McCain said immediately after the speech, and what most Republican and Democratic congressmen alike have said as well. … (see comment)
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"Teach a Donkey to Fish" A New Conservative Children's Book

Comment in News (3 diggs, 0 replies) - on 12/03/2009
@govtdoesnotwork: I think I agree with what you're trying to say, but I don't understand what you're saying in either of your examples. Could you clarify? (see comment)
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"Teach a Donkey to Fish" A New Conservative Children's Book

Comment in News (-2 diggs, 0 replies) - on 12/03/2009
Okay, give me half your money, please. Also, I don't understand your story. Did they pay him to eat there? That's weird. What's your point? That he should always provide free advertising to any business he visits? (see comment)
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"Teach a Donkey to Fish" A New Conservative Children's Book

Comment in News (-1 diggs, 0 replies) - on 12/03/2009
"Isn't this exactly the kind of stuff they attacked Obama for when he spoke at that school a few months back?" Did they use the DoE to hand down the curriculum, violating federal law? Then no, it's not "the kind of stuff". (see comment)
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"Teach a Donkey to Fish" A New Conservative Children's Book

Comment in News (-6 diggs, 0 replies) - on 12/03/2009
Yes, because teaching someone to work hard is the same as killing them. (see comment)