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- blackhole37, on 07/06/2009, -7/+290I guess they don't factor in how good looking the tourist is. Great looking people can get laid easily in just about any country.
The more useful article would be "The 10 countries with the lowest standards". Now that's something people would pay attention to. - sharkd, on 07/06/2009, -15/+260Buried for 10 pages of lame copy and ads galore. Don't even give askmen the single hitcount by reading the "printable" page.
10: Mexico
Want to take a sexy siesta? Meet people of the sun and fun in our No. 10 horniest country. Mexicans kick off our list of boot-knocking peoples, and they start from an early age. In fact, in May of 2008 Mexico City's government distributed 700,000 copies of sex-ed textbooks to deliver to the city's student population, well aware that the kids would be doing the horizontal tango one way or another. And when it comes to sex south of the border, there's always a way. While prostitution is generally illegal in Mexico, it is legal in select cities like Tijuana where sex worker zones are set up for your benefit.
Horny hangouts: A huge spring break getaway, Mexico’s resorts often melt into one giant pickup place. Here are some of the more notable places to go in this horny country: In Cancun, check out the popular bars -- Senor Frogs, Daddy ‘O and Coco Bongo. In Acapulco try Palladium, a huge disco that overlooks several other bars, there's also Baby Lobster Bar and Thai Bar, both of which have a reputation for hot girls. Visiting Cabo San Lucas? Then you definitely need to check out Squid Roe, a popular dance bar flowing with tequila. A few other Cabo San Lucas pickup options include The Zoo and Mango deck. If you're in Puerto Vallarta check out The Zoo (another one) and El Hilo for hot Mexican nights. In Tijuana? Hit up Senor Frogs, Mundo Cafe or Safaris.
9: Switzerland
Sure, they’re politically neutral, but the Swiss definitely have an opinion about sex. That opinion roughly translates to: "Gimme more." Apart from their regular bedroom feats, prostitution is also legal in this horny country. Every year 350,000 Swiss pay their own way for pleasure. With this level of commitment it's no wonder they made our list of top 10 horniest countries.
Horny hangouts: If you're traveling in Zurich, you'll want to check out this popular spot, the Hive Bar or even Ba Ba Lu for loud music and a lively crowd that's sure to make your night one to remember.
8: Spain
In the land of Latin love, sex is a foregone conclusion. Its traditional, sexually charged culture has even gone through a modern update. Recently, it's been reported that Spanish men have turned to our modern-day Spanish fly, Viagra, to please their ladies longer -- even if they are fully capable of the act without the pill. Of course, this little enhancement makes sure they meet their own expectations as well, proving that this is definitely one of the horniest countries around.
Horny hangouts: In Barcelona, visit the seaside club Baja Beach where plenty of women come to see and be seen. Your other bet for hot Spanish nights is Razzmatazz, which is a single club with five different clubs attached to it. Here to party? Ibiza’s got the answer: Just pick a bar, any bar, and you’ll do fine.
7: Malaysia
In public, this country definitely appears conservative. For example, there was a recent controversy over whether sex education should be taught in high school or not -- not exactly sexually liberated. However, behind closed doors lies (pun totally intended) the real story: Malaysians are swinging from the bedposts, and loving every minute of it. Occasionally we'll get a glimpse of it - like when Malaysia's Minister of Health was forced to step down after his homemade sex tapes made the rounds in January of 2008.
Horny hangouts: In Kuala Lumpur, check out these bars and clubs for a straightforward party: Aloha, Poppy Bar or the Rum Jungle. To “choose your own adventure” visit the Beach Club where there’s a good chance a girl comes at a price, but she'll be worth every penny.
6: Italy
Many Italians live la dolce vita with sex high on their list of things to do on a daily basis. A poll found that 32% of Italians over 60 years old have sex regularly. It's unclear if this means seniors are schtupping around the clock or once a week. However, one thing’s clear; their frequency in the sack helped give this country a spot on our list of top 10 horniest countries.
Horny hangouts: Visiting Florence? Check out the Red Garter, a classic American-style bar with an international reputation as a pickup joint. Your second choice should be Moyo, a laid-back club whose volume lets you have a conversation. In Milan, good bets for passionate encounters are Propaganda, a huge nightclub, plus The Shocking Club, a club known for its crazier theme nights. And when in Rome, visit the Drunken Ship, a popular party bar, and don't forget to do it as the Romans do it.
5: Poland
For a fairly conservative culture, Poland has earned a steamy reputation as one of the horniest countries out there. Poland has an annual Eroticon festival that showcases the latest and greatest sex toys and mechanisms in the adult industry. Even one of Poland's politicians was caught in a sex scandal. However, the most obvious evidence of Poland's hound-dog ways has to be the two Polish women who once held the world gangbang record, which they completed in their home country. Need we explain?
Horny hangouts: If you're going to Warsaw, you'll want to visit Organza, a club with a good share of women. Or for variety check out the two-floor bar Zoo; this bar features plenty of space to party or chat up women. Now Krakow: While you're there go to Cien Klub, described as an institution it’s a big club with lots of girls. Krakow also features Frantic, another two-floor bar and the Goraczka Freak Club, not that kind of “freak,” but a good party place filled with ladies nonetheless.
4: China
The more China’s Cultural Revolution thaws, the more its sexual revolution heats up. Want proof? Just in the past eight years, 5,000 sex shops have opened in Beijing alone. Plus, China even has a SEXPO, where Chinese residents come to check out sex paraphernalia. And with 70% of the world’s sex toys made in China, its horniest country status means that a good deal of their hard work won't have to go very far.
Horny hangouts: If you're visiting Shanghai, you need to check out these better-known spots: Bar Rouge, Zapata’s and Windows. If you're in Beijing, you’ve got a few options: Visit the Sanlitun Lu District, often dubbed “bar street” for all its action. For the tried-and-true joints check out Bar Blu, Suzie Wong and Brown’s, all renowned meat markets. And for your seedier pick you need to head to Maggie’s, a popular nightclub known for its working girls.
3: Russia
Was the Cold War’s biggest secret that the Russians were having more sex than we were? Since the fall of Communism it looks a lot more likely that it actually was. Russian's libidos are inspiring them to fill tons of new Moscow clubs and bars where hookups are a nightly pastime in this horny country.
Horny hangouts: In Moscow, go to The Hungry Duck, a crazy bar that runs ladies' nights with male strippers three times a week, then lets men in the door once the strippers are off stage. Sure, nothing is set in stone, but you’d have to try hard to miss this softball pickup pitch. Other Russian hot spots include Night Flight, where you can pick up Russian girls, and Propaganda, which is better-known for housing tourists rather than locals.
2: Brazil
Considering this is the birthplace of the thong, it makes sense that sex is as essential as breathing in Brazil. This horny country's beaches are filled with gorgeous women and during its annual Carnaval even the most stubborn inhibitions disappear and this destination proves its spot on our top 10 horniest countries list.
Horny hangouts: In Rio, definitely visit the Lapa district. It's a huge party spot, filled with clubs and gyrating women. Other Rio options include the Nuth Bar, a two-story nightclub notorious as a pickup bar, plus Baronetti or Club Six. Up for more adventure? You can negotiate your price openly at Help.
1: Greece
This country has a long tradition of sex that dates back to ancient times -- these are the guys that brought us pederasty and Sapphic love. With its temperate Mediterranean weather, beaches and tons of islands, Greece’s ingredients make it the No. 1 horniest country in the world.
Horny hangouts: Set aside some time, and plenty of protection, because there are a number of pickup spots throughout the islands and on the mainland. First, in Athens, try out Hoxton in the Gazi district, it's a trendy bar where backpackers are known to hang out. For the islands, Corfu is renowned for its infamous pickup spot, The Pink Palace. And while on the island of Los, check out these bars: Kahlua, Slammer Bar or the Red Bull Bar. Finally, make sure to check out Mykonos, an island known for its partying. While in Mykonos, visit Paradise Beach club that’s set right on, you guessed it, a beach. Paradise Beach is a big hangout, where clothing has been known to occasionally disappear. - stroudma, on 07/06/2009, -4/+239seeing as this is not a list of the most sexually active countries, but instead a list of the horniest nations, I must protest the fact that Japan is not number one.
They are actually desperate enough to fap to tentacle porn. That is really all you need to know. - chrisnyce2002, on 07/06/2009, -11/+131i would definately say that the US is sexually repressed.
- divinediva, on 07/06/2009, -4/+113The Greeks are indeed the horniest when there are polish girls around.
- BorsKaegel, on 07/06/2009, -4/+110Figures... Spain has been humping Portugal since the borders were created.
- Metatron197, on 07/06/2009, -0/+93Help! Help! I'm being repressed!
- inactive, on 07/06/2009, -27/+118Americans are too fat to *****.
- tidu, on 07/06/2009, -1/+89god that Polish girl in the article is ***** gorgeous
- krayneeum, on 07/06/2009, -2/+82As a Greek guy who has dated a Polish girl, I approve of this message.
- doshindude, on 07/06/2009, -4/+82Buried for 10 pages, Here it is all on one page:
http://www.askmen.com/feeder/askmenRSS_article_pri ... - inactive, on 07/06/2009, -3/+81brb going to greece
- diggduggDOOM, on 07/06/2009, -0/+77Sex Cauldron? I thought they closed that place down.
- SamSks, on 07/06/2009, -0/+76Whore?
She didn't charge me. - bixby1, on 07/06/2009, -2/+77I went to Poland once, there was a steaming cauldron of sex just beneath the surface. I never found it but I hear it was awesome, as far as cauldrons go.
- colasrtney, on 07/06/2009, -1/+74The US isn't even *on* the list.
- evil-doer, on 07/06/2009, -2/+69what the hell is going on? was there a different list up earlier? the US isnt on the list at all.
- flowingsphere, on 07/06/2009, -4/+70America is the #1 hungriest country, not horny.
- Smokeydabear, on 07/06/2009, -3/+6811. Wangslavania.
- deff, on 07/06/2009, -2/+56What do you have against tentacle porn?
- SamSks, on 07/06/2009, -4/+58They pulled the list out of their ass.
How do you measure horniness? - damian001, on 07/06/2009, -0/+53In hopes of gaining your credit card and bank info when you start the long distance relationships via email.
- gnash, on 07/06/2009, -2/+54Literally one of the stupidest and most desperate top 10 lists ever.
Here is a tip (which I think has been said one way or another): you can get laid in any country, state, etc. if you are good looking and/or (perhaps more importantly) have abilities to talk to a member of the sex you are attracted to. It is very, very, very, very, very easy to do. Literally all you have to do is to decide to do it.
This list is made by / for people who thinks this is hard to do, who lament they haven't found the "right one" but forget to mention that they don't go out or talk to people.
Don't have sex? Stop reading dumb articles like this and interact. - recruz, on 07/06/2009, -0/+49hip thrusts per hour
- thejackyl, on 07/06/2009, -1/+50Why does every Ask Men article read like it was written by an 8th grader?
- casspa, on 07/06/2009, -2/+49I really thought those kinky Germans would be #1.
- funk49, on 07/06/2009, -2/+49And sell soiled schoolgirl panties in vending machines!
- pr0phet491, on 07/06/2009, -2/+47So THAT'S why my Greek ex-girlfriend was a whore.
- idiggyou2, on 07/06/2009, -3/+47I should think high birth rates could depict many other things rather than them being horny countries - inaccessibility of condoms, the lack of sex education, the worse quality of local condoms ever in the history of mankind or how fertile they are.
- brownsound00, on 07/06/2009, -3/+47GOOD AFTERNOON SIRR, I WOULD LIKE TO EXTEND TO YOU THE OFFER OF A LIPHETIME. FOR A LOW DEPOSIT OF $1800000000, I WILL GUARANTEE YOU A 200% RETURN AS WELL AS MY SEXXUAL SERVICES AS KOLLATERAL.
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PRINCE ALBION. - AeroZeppelin, on 07/06/2009, -8/+51No Japan?
Buried as inaccurate. - greenmartian, on 07/06/2009, -7/+49The US would be under the top 10 most violent countries since violence is ok but sex isn't.
- akchrs, on 07/06/2009, -3/+43Vatican City FTW!
- evil-doer, on 07/06/2009, -2/+41why the hell is everyone digging you up? brazil was #2, thats pretty ***** far up the list. and the US isnt even on the list. wtf..
- rmany2k, on 07/06/2009, -0/+38Home of the Wangslaves?
- andyb747, on 07/06/2009, -4/+38 "polish girls" is Greek code for young Turkish men.
- gamerbambi, on 07/06/2009, -1/+35She licked me. And Im a girl XD
- Kauzman01, on 07/06/2009, -4/+36With that combination, you HAVE to be from Wisconsin.
- krets, on 07/06/2009, -1/+33Or me.
- argagarg, on 07/06/2009, -2/+32US is rather sexually repressed, particularly because of Christian evangelism.
It is interesting that Italy is on there, seeing as how that's where the Vatican is located and how it's the birthplace of Roman Catholicism. - jrm125, on 07/06/2009, -2/+32Who else just skipped to number 1?
- robbh66, on 07/06/2009, -2/+32Says the likely 300lb virgin on the other end of the comment.
- Babazoz, on 07/06/2009, -2/+31So do we. It's called "Hookup."
- kinologik, on 07/06/2009, -1/+30Even got 20 bucks out of it
- LuckyASN, on 07/06/2009, -0/+24Clubbing?
- chepoxxx, on 07/06/2009, -1/+25Free here too...
- RonnieW, on 07/06/2009, -6/+29Surprised Sweden isn't on the list. They even have a word for one night stands
- Babazoz, on 07/06/2009, -0/+22They'll still find you awkward and awful to be around.
- EnTaroTassadar, on 07/06/2009, -0/+20Horniest, not most sexually creative.
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