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- NeoCortex, on 02/27/2008, -2/+109Gee, I wonder why Cracked decided to lead off with "Diggerland"?
- dinobot, on 02/27/2008, -5/+50I love the Stalin park, its probably the best place to crack those 'In Soviet Rusia' jokes
Oh yeah, In Soviet Rusia, The Stalin Amusement Park visits you! - oreonblade, on 02/27/2008, -1/+43That is the worst looking Goomba I've ever seen.
- trackersNZ, on 02/27/2008, -0/+30http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/12275
... - AmICoolNow, on 02/27/2008, -0/+22"You rascal, ***** into the alligator's mouth, a clever ruse indeed."
Awesome. - hansk, on 02/27/2008, -1/+22dugg for giant cow titties
- inactive, on 02/27/2008, -0/+20http://www.diggerland.com/
holy *****, crank your speakers this is a riot - thebellmaster1x, on 02/27/2008, -1/+21Personally, the most baffling theme parks I've ever seen were the ones I would make in Roller Coaster Tycoon that had roller coaster tracks suddenly end, making the cars smash into a wall. The baffling part was that people would still come.
- inactive, on 02/27/2008, -0/+19Dugg for digger land.
- silentphoenix, on 02/27/2008, -0/+19how could people NOT see that the shijingshan amusement park is one big rip off
- Gunsotsu, on 02/27/2008, -0/+15They so totally missed what truly deserves the number one slot:
http://www.theholylandexperience.com/ - bowserkid, on 02/27/2008, -0/+15I think the Charles Dickens amusement park is insanely cool.
/nerd - BossKey, on 02/27/2008, -2/+14Gee, I don't know, it's as if they've been...cut off from much of the West's media for decades, or something. Go figure.
- centran, on 02/27/2008, -2/+13Diggerland is awesome. Not because of "digg" but because of the video of "dancing" excavators.
I thought it would be pretty lame from the description but that is actually kind of bad-ass. - hobonater, on 02/27/2008, -0/+11I'll state the obvious...men who dress up like Mario ALWAYS look liek Ron Jeremy. I think the Ocean Dome is actually pretty cool and Sex Land looks awesome...
- FolleFille, on 02/27/2008, -0/+10hahaha definitely watch the bon bon land video. it's really funny and i wasn't expecting it to be
- cr3ative, on 02/27/2008, -0/+10I've actually been there. It's great fun, but the place was falling apart.
We went on the bouncy castle and it deflated around us. :(
I'm 19. Don't judge me. I like bouncing. - BTConan, on 02/27/2008, -0/+9That'd actually be pretty great, because right now, I am sitting on my ass with no intent on moving.
- DjViral, on 02/27/2008, -0/+9who the ***** would ever be caught dead at mario-land, how embarrassing. a harness and a beanbag.
Bon Bon land looks pretty good for a trip on shrooms - supermanred, on 02/27/2008, -0/+9I once built a themepark in Rollercoaster Tycoon that had roller coasters that killed you instantly, others that would basically go up a big hill and then slide down at full speed smashing their way outside the ride and through the food areas.
Also, if you had to take a piss you had to walk about 3 miles to the one single toilet. If you didn't get killed by all the vehichles and obstacles I put in the way.
My theme park wasn't much fun for the visitors, but it sure was a hoot to watch. - dualityim, on 02/27/2008, -0/+7To be fair, Shrek is not Disney either.
- shiitake, on 02/27/2008, -1/+8No Hello Kitty land?
- ghm101, on 02/27/2008, -0/+7I did take my 4 and 5 year old girls to digger land and they did love it.
Digging a hole with a JCB is actually fun. - idiosyncrisia, on 02/27/2008, -0/+7Dugg for Bon Bon Land. I've been there and can't tell if it sucks...
- fxu1989, on 02/27/2008, -0/+4Oh come on ... are you blind ?! ... get some glasses.
There's absolutely nothing that resembles Disneyland! - Zarokima, on 02/27/2008, -0/+4To its credit, it certainly deserves a place on the list -- more so than Grutas Park, in my opinion.
- RamesySC, on 02/27/2008, -0/+4Couldn't get an even 10?
- ronaldinho, on 02/27/2008, -0/+4And to be fair, the Chinese doesn't copy only Disney, they copy everything and anything.
- tomarocco, on 02/27/2008, -0/+4Honey, pack your bags, we're going to Love Land this year. I think it will be worth it to high five that dog alone.
- ryanhayn, on 02/27/2008, -0/+3Wars, genocide, slavery, Diggerland...this world is ***** AWESOME!
- StolenLamp, on 02/27/2008, -0/+3The Ocean Dome is not unnecessary, do your homework. The tides at the coast nearby are too strong and are not safe for people to go into, so they built the Ocean Dome. It was closed because it didn't make enough money, but not because people went to the real beach... they didn't want either.
- ElBeh, on 02/27/2008, -0/+3This is Cracked. No need to be redundant.
- ElBeh, on 02/27/2008, -2/+5Cracked did it better.
- JonTheGoose, on 02/27/2008, -2/+5Gets VERY NSFW a little more than half way down.
- FunkyMo, on 02/27/2008, -0/+3I tried playing you laugh, you lose with this article.
"And a retractable roof that can replicate a blue sky when closed--*****!"
I lost. - Conseal, on 02/27/2008, -0/+3Haha, Bon Bon land?! Rats puking, animals ***** - reminds me of Conker's Bad Fur Day..
- jeffinfremont, on 02/27/2008, -0/+3No Digg for the glaring omission of South of the Border.
http://www.pedroland.com/ - silentphoenix, on 02/27/2008, -1/+4and oh, because shrek is TOTALLY from grimm's fairy tales
- codered1322, on 02/27/2008, -0/+3I dunno whether to digg you down based on grammar or creepiness.
- BossKey, on 02/27/2008, -0/+3And they have been waiting for you to come.
- menosELoso, on 02/27/2008, -0/+3love land is for lovers...in ohio
get it?
what a bad pun - ANT1138, on 02/27/2008, -0/+3Holy *****!
- elizabethb221, on 02/27/2008, -0/+2So if I go I get to talk to Jesus?
- undersky, on 02/27/2008, -2/+4incorrect description on the site. they didn't hire some japanese girl to speak english. she was speaking japanese. many japanese words were borrowed from english.
- hobbitsareneat, on 02/27/2008, -0/+2Wow @ Bon Bon Land. I can't believe I didn't know that existed until today.
- ieatsmurfs, on 02/27/2008, -0/+2And has an awesome jingle to boot!
- Nath4n, on 02/27/2008, -0/+2Blatent plagiarism...
- Spazum, on 02/27/2008, -0/+2I have actually been to BonBon Land. It actually isn't so crass as the article makes it out to be. It was created by an old candy factory to try to stay in business and they had a couple popular candies with a scatilogical theme. Other than the dog fart ride and the seagull ***** ride, it is pretty standard amusement park stuff like log flumes and small roller coasters etc.
The dog fart candies were discontinued when I was there, but I did buy a bag of seagull *****. - supermanred, on 02/27/2008, -0/+2The Buddha appears to be pissing, yes.
sigh. -
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