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- StealthGod, on 10/23/2009, -0/+42Great, now they're going to ban plastic cutlery on planes! At least leave us with a f**king spork or something!
- joejitsu, on 10/23/2009, -0/+39The recession is so bad that even terrorist must make budget cuts, in this case replacing guns with plastic knives.
- 2Six119, on 10/23/2009, -1/+39I hope nobody got scratched, my heart goes out to the passengers.
- Awwzm, on 10/23/2009, -1/+31I hope they kicked the ***** out of him
- MarkMontoya, on 10/23/2009, -2/+30I can't believe how dumb some people are. Stupid! I totally would have used a spork and not a plastic knife! Dummy!
- bossm4n, on 10/23/2009, -0/+20I'm pretty sure he was being sarcastic. At least I took it that way.
- NeddieSeagoon, on 10/23/2009, -0/+18Could he not have just bought a ticket to Jerusalem instead of Cairo?
- Gndoab, on 10/23/2009, -0/+16Mohammed is the most common name in the world.
http://www.helium.com/knowledge/112924-muhammad-th ...
statistically, there are going to be more people that are terrorists named Mohammed than any other name.
There are also over 1 billion muslims that don't go and try and do stupid ***** like this. use some perspective. - Vodd9, on 10/23/2009, -11/+25............................................________
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..................................., - brianhood, on 10/23/2009, -1/+15did he flunk terrorism 101?
- Mytbouf21, on 10/23/2009, -2/+16If that was a SouthWest airline, he would have been dead in seconds.
- CreamySmooth, on 10/23/2009, -0/+14SOMEONE had a rough day....
- adiggityam, on 10/23/2009, -1/+14MacGyver coulda made it work.
- 10lbhammer, on 10/23/2009, -1/+14"but I am le tired..."
- Skootles, on 10/23/2009, -0/+12Wow, that really flew right over your head, didn't it?
- mandarin, on 10/23/2009, -0/+9He also threatened to blow up the plane with ketchup packets
- smihalik, on 10/23/2009, -0/+8Way to perpetuate the stereotype Mohammed
- MizuhoChan, on 10/24/2009, -0/+7Sporks can be deadly! They have points you know!
- borez, on 10/23/2009, -0/+7Should have used the airline catering bread roll, those things are ***** lethal.
- brickwall99, on 10/23/2009, -1/+8I want to know who dugg you down.
- Wolfie351, on 10/23/2009, -1/+8great, one more thing the TSA will ban
- Floyder, on 10/23/2009, -0/+7"The mid-air crisis was resolved when the crew and the passengers aboard hysterically laughed at the man after a split-second silence to digest the situation..."
- avianna, on 10/23/2009, -0/+6They sure don't make terrorists like they use to.
- lolerskate, on 10/23/2009, -0/+6This sounds more like a onion story...anyway im sure he gave the passengers a good laugh before they beat is ass to the ground.
- jza414, on 10/23/2009, -0/+6The Suicide Bomber class had a killer final exam. He dropped out.
- Gndoab, on 10/23/2009, -0/+6http://www.free-press-release.com/news-christian-p ...
http://www.jihadwatch.org/2006/10/turkish-hijackin ...
Two within 5 minutes of searching.
Not to mention, most of the christian population lives in the first world, whereas most muslims live in the third world. poverty is a very good fertilizer for hate and anger. a perfect example would be mexican drug cartels. they are all catholic, but they also go around murdering and beheading police officers.
one who got caught even had a cross with jesus embedded into the handle of his gold plated revolver - BosnianSpartan, on 10/23/2009, -1/+7The shoe bomber.
- jmaple4, on 10/23/2009, -1/+6it's not that I hate terrorists, it's that these retards can't get food or a blowjob so they get all crazy about pussy in another dimension that get's unlocked by Jihad like a secrete level in Zelda. (source: the wise Joe Rogan)
- rocknog, on 10/23/2009, -0/+5True, even with a plastic knife, he might've been able to injure one or two, but seriously, the odds were so overwhelmingly stacked against him, it's not even funny.
- protogenxl, on 10/23/2009, -0/+4THAT'S NOT A KNIFE THAT'S A SPOON!
- bluesman3535, on 10/23/2009, -0/+4I agree---Mohammed Ali can no longer counter-balance... angel that he was. /s
- Heiminator, on 10/23/2009, -1/+5THEN FIRE ZE MISSILES!!!!11!!!!!
- diggu5er, on 10/23/2009, -1/+5Then have a nap....
- bluesman3535, on 10/23/2009, -0/+4That's it, I'm done with the Sudan. Time and time again I've assumed it's a great place. No more! They have not one useful invention to their credit. Enough with the cliches "Sudan isn't what it used to be" or 'Back in the day, Sudan was kickn' " All lies!
- mtdna, on 10/23/2009, -8/+12If it was Air France the pilots would have just stood by and let it happen.
- i23Photography, on 10/23/2009, -0/+4There's only one word to reply. BURY.
- Syujinkou, on 10/23/2009, -0/+4I am pretty sure the hijacker was trying to get to heaven too.
- inactive, on 10/23/2009, -0/+4So... um... there are no Christian terrorists? There are no Christian criminals?
What color is the sky in your world? - inactive, on 10/23/2009, -0/+3That's not what I said. What I said was that converting a Muslim to Christianity will not make him less peaceful. Not to mention, statistics man, that a few hundred or thousand crackpots don't speak for a billion people.
- marciot, on 10/24/2009, -0/+3They should have shot him with a rubber bullet... in the balls.
- daeyeth, on 10/24/2009, -0/+3plastic knife? meet my fist, it tastes delicious
- richlw, on 10/23/2009, -0/+3I don't think he thought his plan all the way through
- BosnianSpartan, on 10/24/2009, -0/+3America a land with the highest crime rate in the industrialized world, with the highest murder rate should try to convert people to Christianity? You sir are an idiot, flat out, you have to be the most repugnant example of humanity, and here is why.
You have set up the foundation for which conflict is founded on, intolerance of views that do not share a personal view that resembles yours. To imply that concerting over 4 billion people to Christianity or roughly 2/3rds of the world population would bring about world piece would be to deny that majority Christian countries have started the largest slave trades and wars amongst each other that have resulted in the death of hundreds of millions people that is more than the entire population of the US. World War I, II, 100 years War, Napoleonic Wars, Spanish Colonization, English Colonization, all were started by majority Christian countries who had the basis that they were correct in their world view and that by imposing their will on other they would achieve an everlasting peaceful society that would benefit them.
Also your belief that if everyone were Christian they would go to heaven is hysterically immature. You feel your religion is correct, well sir what if you are wrong and there is no higher being? You have now ended the lives the only single opportunity at an existence because you were an uneducated fool who felt that their lives were nothing without a man whom you feel is divine, a man whom was never a member of your religion, who has no historical proof of his existence, and whom if he did exist spoke up the plight and evils of humanity, the Romans pursuit and conversion and its downfalls, and the worlds problems relating to the intolerance you have shown in that statement.
Congratulations you are the antipathy of what is wrong in the world, if you reproduce this knowledge to another lineage you will be setting forth the same evils that you attempted and failed to logically fight against in your historically inaccurate argument. - ChronicColonic, on 10/23/2009, -0/+3"Take me to Jerusalem or else I will smear cream cheese on your bagel!"
- Ghstfce, on 10/24/2009, -0/+2Actually that is the world's most common name.
- inactive, on 10/24/2009, -0/+2more peaceful*
And while I'm at it, 2000 people, for example, comprise .000002% of a population of 1 billion. Just in case you were wondering, statistics man. - inactive, on 10/24/2009, -1/+2Religion was part of normal education when Native Americans were relocated and slaughtered, Africans were taken away from their continent as slaves, and racial discrimination was the norm.
- theSuperman, on 10/23/2009, -0/+1Actually, I would be surprised if you could correctly identify the 9/11 hijackers from memory, without using the assistance of Google or the internet.
- mksmothers, on 10/26/2009, -0/+1I can't correctly identify the 9/11 hijackers, but care to guess from the list below what religion they belonged to:
a) Southern Baptist
b) Buddhist
c) Hindu
d) Jain
e) Islam
f) none of the above.
Next time you hear about a terrorist attack, before you know anything, the correct answer is most likely Muslim. -
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