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Fly Naked: Germany's First Nudist Holiday Flight

today.reuters.com — Passengers will have to remain clothed until they board, and dress before disembarking. There are FKK hotels where you can go into the restaurants and shops nude.

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  • hanskainz, on 01/29/2008, -9/+9WTF - i can´t believe that´s true. I would pull of my pants only if the stewardess gets undressed too.
    • geekchic, on 01/29/2008, -11/+6It's an airline - bound to be camp gay men as stewards.
      • tarquell, on 01/29/2008, -1/+5i love ba, but i wouldnt want their flight crew naked.....virgin atlantic maybee
    • angusm, on 01/29/2008, -1/+38Pilot, co-pilot and flight engineer as well?

      A stewardess friend told me that early in her career she was invited to sit in the cockpit during landing. It was only after landing that she realized that none of the flight crew were wearing pants. Apparently, flight crew at the time would often play the "no pants landing" trick on the newest/cutest stewardess. Doing that today would probably get them all fired for both safety and workplace sexual harassment infractions, but this was a number of years ago.
    • yabos, on 01/29/2008, -0/+1RTFA its the 4th paragraph you lazy *****
  • geekchic, on 01/29/2008, -2/+77Sweaty naked bums on airline seats.

    Ewww!
    • orangetiki, on 01/29/2008, -1/+3Ugh. No thanks. Not even with new plastic covers that they open in front of me and cover the seat
    • IncrdibleGonads, on 01/29/2008, -1/+4FREEDOM!
    • maxlightz, on 01/29/2008, -3/+6now that's what i call a sticky situation
    • DarkSamus, on 01/29/2008, -1/+3exactly, bums belong in the train
    • thedo0od, on 01/30/2008, -0/+0There would be nothing stopping a fart from flying out like a torpedo! Oh the horror!
  • bamafun, on 01/29/2008, -3/+8Yikes - I think this is taking the Mile High Club a step too far !
    • ropers, on 01/29/2008, -1/+4No it's not. Nudism does not equal promiscuity. If you were on that flight and getting a little too excited people would scoff at you and make sure that you're not being a threat to anyone. You can look but don't stare and defintely don't touch.
  • ssn697, on 01/29/2008, -2/+15The plane always takes off into a stiff breeze...
  • Error601, on 01/29/2008, -2/+21Remind me to find out which plane that was and make sure I never get booked on it.
  • agentsully, on 01/29/2008, -4/+2This would be a good time to use a flatulence filter on the seats!
  • agentsully, on 01/29/2008, -3/+12How about this question: why?
    Where do you put your wallet and keys?
    • zheisey, on 01/29/2008, -0/+18I think you know where...
      • IncrdibleGonads, on 01/29/2008, -0/+4ow... If that is the case, I am going to stop using the little bowl where you put your keys before you go through the metal detector.
    • bocaJWho, on 01/29/2008, -0/+8In the overhead bin, duh!
    • pavanb500, on 01/29/2008, -1/+1Simple: When you bend over for the fuel surcharge, the airline (for a fee) will place them...you know where.
    • KingGorilla, on 01/29/2008, -0/+2Fanny packs
    • LordVoldemort, on 01/31/2008, -0/+2I think the ABC World News Webcast just quoted you: "One potential customer asked, 'Where do you put your wallet and keys?'"
  • abran1984, on 01/29/2008, -18/+8If I'm on this flight and a hot chic bends over and I "trip" into her; is it rape?
    • Gryffydd, on 01/29/2008, -2/+15If she's capable of being 'tripped into" then she's not likely to even notice...it'd be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
    • abran1984, on 01/29/2008, -2/+28I wish Digg allowed you to delete comments; I'm so ashamed of myself for this one.
    • Braxo, on 01/29/2008, -0/+12Don't worry, it'll only be with your profile forever!
    • ropers, on 01/29/2008, -0/+2Yes. And the "Polizei" or "Bundesgrenzschutz" would be there to pick you up upon arrival.
  • Enuratique, on 01/29/2008, -2/+42While I might see the initial appeal to this, have you ever seen nudists? They tend to be overweight, old people. Thanks but no thanks!
    • moktoipas, on 01/29/2008, -1/+6I am 23 and 52kg (115 lbs)
      • mjfitzge, on 01/29/2008, -0/+8awww... you're just a little guy, aren't ya?
        • Dubbsacc, on 01/29/2008, -1/+2Why does it have to be a guy?
          • wapee, on 01/29/2008, -0/+10"moktoipas
            A male who joined Digg on June 26th, 2006"
          • IncrdibleGonads, on 01/29/2008, -0/+8That is what you said when you went to the brothel...that was all you could afford.
        • moktoipas, on 01/30/2008, -0/+1Yep, 1.66 meters = 5.44619423 feet
          But not little everywhere :D
          nudists are not fat (nor slim), they are just like the rest of the population :)
          I have seen very interesting men and women.
      • bmnrocks, on 01/29/2008, -0/+1grr, need delete key
    • Ellipsys, on 01/29/2008, -0/+1Eh, so what. More power to them.
    • bmnrocks, on 01/29/2008, -0/+1I guess it may surprise some that 'average people are average'. Most are (surprise)average people, and in the US that may tend to mean old and overweight :-) BTW if you ever near Heidelberg Germany, take a short trip to Miramar on one of the FKK nights, great place though a little pricey now with the USD losing so much value. Again, most are average, but some are just beautiful. I'm sure that there are better places if you are just looking for nude chicks, but this is a nice family oriented place.
    • MikedaSnipe, on 01/30/2008, -0/+0IS THIS TRUE?! then i need to bring sexy back to the nudist community!
      TO THE BEACH!!!
  • Insanitum, on 01/29/2008, -3/+23How will they clean the seats?
    They'll have to burn them all at the end of each flight...
    • Kalakov, on 01/29/2008, -0/+9Maybe that's why its so expensive.
    • pavanb500, on 01/29/2008, -2/+2The same way they clean the lavatory seat = they don't
    • KingGorilla, on 01/29/2008, -0/+1Toilet seat covers!
  • chicoer2001, on 01/29/2008, -0/+8Brings new meaning to Hooters Air.
  • minorthreat, on 01/29/2008, -1/+26It sounds good, but Im thinking the people who will want to fly nude, I don't want to see nude.
  • hpfilter, on 01/29/2008, -0/+1The 55 passengers will have to remain clothed until they board, and dress before disembarking, said Hess. The crew will remain clothed throughout the flight for safety reasons.

    damn
  • angusm, on 01/29/2008, -2/+50Coming soon "Snakes on a Plane II: Naked Terror at 30,000 Feet".

    "Trouser Snakes on a Plane"?
    • CrudeDarkness, on 01/29/2008, -0/+10passenger: aahhhhhhhhh i got bit by a snake on my wii.
      stewardess: quick! we need to cut it off. hand me a scissor.
      passenger: nooooooo!
      stewardess: your going to die! we have no choice!
      passenger: i have a better idea.
      stewardess: what is it?
      passenger: try sucking the poison out.
  • Madpony, on 01/29/2008, -1/+2Can this article be integrated with the one about the "stripper plane" from LAX?
  • legoalert33, on 01/29/2008, -0/+24I cant believe Japan didn't think of it first
    • munkyxtc, on 01/29/2008, -0/+8They have panty sniffing cruises; they are happy for the time being.
    • pavanb500, on 01/29/2008, -1/+0That and they'd make people wear some stupid blurry fabric over their parts. Hmm..at least that's how the movies are
    • KingGorilla, on 01/29/2008, -0/+1I'm sure it was in one of their pornos
    • serachan, on 02/01/2008, -0/+2They probably did but it took the Germans to really run.. erhm, fly with the idea.
  • SebHughes, on 01/29/2008, -1/+7I would hate to sit in a seat that smells like ***** after a naked guy just had his fat sweaty ass on it.
    • CedEx, on 01/29/2008, -0/+3Think of the poo crumbs!
    • bmnrocks, on 01/29/2008, -0/+1I'm sure that's how they smell either way, but then again, I haven't tried. How was it?
  • digjam, on 01/29/2008, -6/+4Dugg even without reading it.!
  • whoamarcos, on 01/29/2008, -2/+18pics or not real
  • Punjabi4Lyfe, on 01/29/2008, -29/+3Watch here come all the ignorant, annoying American comments. Like 'WTF, zomg, lol, stripper!?." And then comments relating to movies, pop culture, etc. etc. They are moreso annoying. REALLY annoying.

    You Americans really piss me off, so ***** stupid, immature, and ignorant. How would any of you even survive a year living in any European country, less maybe Great Britain? No, even GB, you wouldn't survive. ***** retards.
    • Superfreak77, on 01/29/2008, -3/+1Someone is late for the 6 week vacation!
      Enjoy your holiday at the EuroDisney!, I hear is oversold, Must be all that european fantasy re-branded and shipped back to you..
    • zheisey, on 01/29/2008, -8/+1I wouldn't want to live in a European country...they all smell like poopoo! (Oh, and Im NOT immature, butthead!)
    • DiggzDE, on 01/29/2008, -2/+8Yet you are the one who starts insulting another country's cultural differences when there really is no reason to. You are the one who is ignorant. The proof is in the pudding, and your ***** stinks worse than anyone else here. Oh, and that is not just because you are a punjabi. It is because you are everything you just complained about (short of being American), yet you are so stupid and ignorant to the fact that you can't even notice it. What kind of person comes into a perfectly humorous and neutral topic like this and posts a ranting, immature, and insulting comment like that? Oh yeah, an extremely ignorant person. Stop calling the kettle black and go look in a mirror for once. Hopefully you will see just how stupid you sound spouting hate about others when there is no reason to.
    • thisoneisunique, on 01/29/2008, -0/+4Wow, that was completely unprovoked.
      Even if there would have been annoying and immature comments - what kind of comments did you expect about a nudist holiday flight? That in itself is ridiculous. Dear Americans, as a German, I'd be completely comfortable with you making stupid and immature comments about a plane full of fat, naked, smelly Germans.
    • pavanb500, on 01/29/2008, -3/+0Show me a UK'er with straight teeth...then you can cry
      • LordVoldemort, on 01/29/2008, -2/+3Americans don't have straight teeth either.
    • ZurMacht, on 01/29/2008, -1/+1Lets all do the stereotype dance!
    • HunterSeeker42, on 01/30/2008, -1/+1Obvious troll is obvious.
  • LordVoldemort, on 01/29/2008, -2/+12"was banned by the Nazis"

    Well in that case it MUST be allowed!

    Godwin much?
  • mjfitzge, on 01/29/2008, -0/+11i'm assuming they are pretty strict about their "no constantly jerking it" policy. only thing that ever stopped me from being a nudist.
  • sharkd, on 01/29/2008, -0/+4A google search shows a lot of nudist airline charters since 2002 -- it's nothing new, and, trust me, the photos are not racy (unless you're into the over-50 crowd).
  • matt850, on 01/29/2008, -0/+2Pics, please! ;)
  • BigglesPiP, on 01/29/2008, -1/+2Pics or it isn't going to happen!
  • banido, on 01/29/2008, -2/+20I would not mind the girls, but men moving around naked and bumping into each other in a tight confined space ?
    DO. NOT. WANT.
    • CedEx, on 01/29/2008, -0/+1Especially when it comes to trying to pass someone in the tight aisles. Invariably when I'm sitting down, someone always sticks their ass in my face to allow the other person to pass.
      • bmnrocks, on 01/29/2008, -0/+2That's why you ALWAYS go for the window seats, where other people don't bother you, you bother other people.
  • OverkillTASF, on 01/29/2008, -0/+2I always thought I should have two additional options to the "please take off your shoes" flights... This was one of them. It would save me from being searched, right? Now I'm just waiting for the ultra-cheap flight where there is no security screening whatsoever. I would definitely fly that one.
  • joepodcaster, on 01/29/2008, -0/+9If the aircraft aborted takeoff and had to evacuate for fire ... well, I don't have to paint you a picture.
  • robotobibok, on 01/29/2008, -0/+3Well, once I was on a German nudist beach. I expected some hot chicks with nice bodies, but instead I saw a LOT of old fat women.

    I guess it will be the same in this plane. At least beaches are free :)
    • Laminarcissus, on 01/29/2008, -1/+1Go to Cannes. It's nothing but 18yo flawless Russian mistresses/professionals working on their tans while their 60yo "patrons" have their meetings.

      When you return you will cry for weeks.
  • gonzo1773, on 01/29/2008, -2/+2Pics or it didn't happen.
  • bitterman316, on 01/29/2008, -7/+1MY BONER
    Let me show you.
  • bitterman316, on 01/29/2008, -5/+1wait a minute...old dudes walking around with boners ?
    Im not leaving my seat...but i´ll still show my boner to the hot stewards.
    now i just have to get rich...
  • 3rdcoast, on 01/29/2008, -1/+6Shotgun on the seat with no skidmarks
  • SantafromNorth, on 01/29/2008, -0/+4I always thought this was the wave of the future with all the intrusive security at airports that really do nothing to keep you safe, but just are designed to keep you in line and give you the illusion of safety. First they start with nudists flights, then start to expand on the concept of naked air for security reasons.
  • lithos76, on 01/29/2008, -4/+4I insist on NOT having male stewards. "Would you like a coke and a *****?" No thanks. I'll take that parachute now.
    • Scorps111, on 01/29/2008, -0/+2would u like cream with that Tea Sir
  • Unclickable, on 01/29/2008, -1/+6http://everyoneislookingforapictureinthisthread.co ...
  • daxsymbiont, on 01/29/2008, -2/+1WOOHOO!
  • srufus, on 01/29/2008, -0/+3What a great progress for Germany?
  • Lapper, on 01/29/2008, -1/+9To all those who are talking about dirty, sweaty, or soiled seats, a nudist rarely sits without a towel beneath him or her, most certainly not without one in this situation. To all those talking about how unattractive the majority of the passengers must be, try this one out: they won't have paid for a ticket to make anyone aroused, and neither will have anyone else. You're completely missing the point if sex is your first thought, particularly since you seem to have such a problem with the elderly in the first place.
    • hello2usir, on 01/29/2008, -3/+2I peed on your towel
    • Superfreak77, on 01/29/2008, -4/+0Someone is late for their 6 week Eurodisney vacation!
  • Altotus, on 01/29/2008, -0/+9Why not be naked before and after you board? After all, it should make it much faster to navigate government-mandated theatrics at the security checkpoints, and the people at customs will know right away that you have nothing on your person to declare. It's the logical conclusion to corporate hysteria about "terrorists", is it not?
    • bmnrocks, on 01/29/2008, -0/+1Because people are a little to sensitive for that. OMG NUDES! Now lets get back to some killing during the in flight movie.
  • hipRealtor, on 01/29/2008, -2/+3They say it feels good, it's natural, it's "normal," it's not sexual - but there are no blind nudists.
    • MikedaSnipe, on 01/30/2008, -0/+0Google second result for "blind nudist" "There is a negative side perceived by us as being the only totally blind nudists at camp"
      It might have to do with the fact that nudists are a very small minority, and the blind are a very small minority, which makes blind nudists a very, very small minority.
  • lanthrax, on 01/29/2008, -3/+0Wow that apple ad, was pretty cool. Has anyone else seen many ads like this?
  • calon9, on 01/29/2008, -0/+13I am a proud member of the digg naturalist club. We only surf digg naked. It goes over great at starbucks. Join us, for underneath your clothes you are already one of us.
    • CedEx, on 01/29/2008, -0/+1NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
    • bmnrocks, on 01/29/2008, -0/+1+1 for you sir.

      I do virtually everything nude, when I'm inside my house or at an FKK event.
  • sjm20k, on 01/29/2008, -0/+9this would be awesome if 99.9% of nudists weren't fat and ugly
  • crapmatic, on 01/29/2008, -0/+3I'm all for people having the freedom to go nude, but this is kind of depressing. It would be one thing if airplanes had lounges like in the 1960s, but whether you're nude or not, you're basically just spending the entire time reading a magazine or looking at the seat back in front of you.
  • linkerjpatrick, on 01/29/2008, -0/+2This takes the whole, "You better wear clean underwear in case you are in an accident" your mom would always say. I'd hate to be in a plane crash and be naked. The T.V. lost would have a total different take if it was this flight that crashed on the island.
  • xxgigavirusxx, on 01/29/2008, -1/+6They are all gonna be fat

    When do extremely hot chicks join a nudist?

    Never
  • HarryWatson00, on 01/29/2008, -0/+3So...let me get this straight I get to pay more money to fly on a smaller plane and see some saggy *****...sounds like fun...
  • razorsedge555, on 01/29/2008, -0/+5I've seen beaches full of nude German tourists in Spain. Trust me, the last thing on your mind will be sex if you board that cursed plane!
  • Superfreak77, on 01/29/2008, -5/+0Too bad it isn't in France! http://www.flickr.com/groups/482850@N23/pool/
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