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- MarcAnon, on 11/12/2009, -3/+62The Onion has been on a roll recently. This is point-on awesome.
- x2wenty4x, on 11/12/2009, -6/+57Luis Miguel Salvador Aguila Dominguez....LOL
- NorthMass, on 11/12/2009, -5/+37so that is why he blamed illegal immigrants for everything that went wrong the last 10 years, he was just trying to get people to not notice that he himself was an illegal immigrant, it all makes sense now!
lol i love the Onion - novenator, on 11/12/2009, -8/+33It's always the ones who yell the loudest that have the most to hide!
- HeDiggMe, on 11/12/2009, -3/+18Well done--timing and all.
- tommy7154, on 11/12/2009, -6/+19BREAKING: The Neck Of The Next Submitter With A Title Like This
- trixnfx, on 11/12/2009, -0/+12Latino Woman = Latina
- Bartboy919, on 11/12/2009, -6/+15I knew there wasn't something right about this guy. Must be why he married a Latino Woman, I'm sure its what gave the tipster to look into it.
- frieddonuts, on 11/12/2009, -3/+12Rumor has it that Border Protection collaborated with NASA to pinpoint the exact source of all of the hot air that he emitted over 48 years. Glad they caught the bastard.
- flickerbrain, on 11/12/2009, -4/+13Then what are Bill-O and Glenn Beck hiding? I mean I know about the allegations against Glenn Beck that he has yet to address, and that Bill-O has a history involving loofahs, but that can't be all that they're hiding considering the amount of yelling they do on a daily basis.
Why am I one of the few that are brave enough to ask these questions?????? - kencurran, on 11/12/2009, -2/+10Can't trust anyone! But always trust the onion.
- CeruleanRed, on 11/12/2009, -6/+13And nothing of value was lost.
- faskippy, on 11/12/2009, -2/+8Um, starry, you may have a point about your position, but this (as well as ANY piece by The Onion) is a spoof.
- elliotys, on 11/12/2009, -7/+12Lou Dobbs, your undulating double chin will be missed. . . by no one.
- illspaz, on 11/16/2009, -0/+5except the word BREAKING, which i assume was the point
- norwegianlegion, on 11/12/2009, -5/+10Does this mean Glenn Beck is a terrorist and Limbaugh is a black Muslim, too? I like where this is going.
- lantza, on 11/12/2009, -3/+8Isn't that the point?
- trpnblies7, on 11/12/2009, -2/+7BREAKING: All he did was copy and paste the actual title of the article
- nullmind, on 11/12/2009, -0/+4I love The Onion, but I could do without the BREAKING: title bait :(
- lantza, on 11/12/2009, -2/+5It says theonion.com right next to the thumbnail. If you're on Digg you're obviously already wasting your time.
- gpsea, on 11/12/2009, -2/+4you mean, the photo.
of course it is.. :D - altgeeky1, on 11/21/2009, -0/+2It is completely unclear WHICH "culture that was here first" you really meant...
Are you alluding to changing US demographics from 12m illegals?
Are you alluding to Latino activist's claim that the USA "stole" Texas and the Southwest?
Or are you alluding to Native American's claim that Europeans (inc. Americans and Latinos) engaged in history's most massive genocide against the aboriginal residents, from the top of Alaska to Cape Horn? - novenator, on 11/12/2009, -4/+6You mean that vicious rumor that GlennBeckrapedandmurderedayounggirlin1990? I wonder what Bill0O the clown is hiding in that big closet too? You have to wonder!
- ivand67, on 11/12/2009, -10/+12LMAO!
In real news, Dobbs is leaving CNN - http://gawker.com/5402635/lou-dobbs-to-become-emig ...
This might be the best thing that's ever happened to CNN. - awinters, on 11/13/2009, -4/+6No. I doubt you'll find many people here that are in favor of illegal immigration.
What Lou Dobbs has done, his crusade, has gone far beyond that. Have you watched his show, read his editorials or anything? If all he did was advocate for laws to curb illegal immigration, people wouldn't hate him so much. Do you hear what he says about 'legal' immigration from Mexico as well? Let me guess, you're also against them coming here legally too.
Every poll continues to show that Americans, including liberals, overwhelmingly are against illegal immigration. - altgeeky1, on 11/21/2009, -0/+1Given it was an Onion article, I don't see the harm.
- ryrocker, on 11/21/2009, -0/+1conjugate!
- Kyzzyxx, on 11/20/2009, -0/+1Most of this BS coming from those who have prospered off the betrayal and killing of the culture that was here before you and near the celebration of that betrayal. STFU! Now bury me down in your denial.
- zmigliozzi, on 11/12/2009, -1/+2He was one of the original CNN correspondents.. I guess and views have changed.
- juliusthecat, 5 hr 58 min ago, -0/+1Recently???:
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28784
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dropped the list for just my favorite onion ever - the onion has been the best satire around since its inception IMHO. - coraleaterlinda, on 11/12/2009, -3/+4Goddammit, The Onion, stop getting us excited.
- sisco510, on 11/12/2009, -5/+5Really?
...lol - bebouchard, on 11/12/2009, -4/+4Whatever dude.
- Rizzen, on 11/12/2009, -1/+1It adds to the humor in this instance.
- jshhmr, on 11/13/2009, -6/+6His wife is Mexican. I have heard his shows, have you? He doesn't talk bad about LEGAL immigrants, never has. His beef is with ILLEGAL immigrants, but people seem to confuse the two and it gets out into the main stream to make people think he talks bad about LEGAL ones, which is why you have the opinion you do. I am NOT against legal immigration at all. That's the way it's supposed to be. I would like to see ALL immigration stopped until we can give Americans their jobs back, and we can make the system better so we aren't butt raping the people that want to come here.
- JimTrebek, on 11/12/2009, -4/+4I was actually surprised for a second. Damn you Onion!! *shakes fist*
BTW, the photoshop job sucked. - pipo9, on 11/12/2009, -2/+1you sire, are a clown.
- halflife22, on 11/13/2009, -2/+1In my experience, The Onion has *always* been on a roll. This is nothing new.
- jshhmr, on 11/13/2009, -6/+4I see you dugg me down, even though you have no proof. Do you have any proof of what you say? Typical digger, digg down when you can't win an argument. I will just consider this argument a win for me.
- qbsean10, on 11/12/2009, -5/+3How about labeling The Onion in the title before wasting my time.
- altgeeky1, on 11/21/2009, -3/+1No, demographics have. You can't win over Latino viewers unless you support their "issues", which is making illegal immigration not illegal.
- tehrich, on 11/13/2009, -5/+1I'm from Wantage, NJ! Unfortunately Dobbs must have passed his characteristics on to his daughters. They were a year or two behind me in school and had a holier-than-thou attitude about them if I recall correctly.
- jshhmr, on 11/12/2009, -10/+5BREAKING=Diggers think that allowing illegal immigrants to take away jobs from Americans and costing the country 400 BILLION a year is funny! No, I didn't forget the sarcasm tag. IT'S TRUE!!
- istoner, on 11/12/2009, -7/+1No no the article. Its like my dog. Its photoshopped.
- starryann2000, on 11/12/2009, -15/+5I wonder if this is really true or are the people in power just wanting to get rid of someone who speaks the truth. Lou dobbs if anyone has ever watched him has always been out spoken about the wrongs being done to the american people by big business outsourcing jobs and the issue of illegal immigrants coming here taking jobs and not paying for services. question how do other countries silence those who speak out the truth - answer they put them in jail shoot them or deport them. think about it. I believe he hit to close to home with the truth for many in power and they wanted to find a way to silence him. As far as I could tell he was for the american people getting a fair shake and was not afraid to say so and I have a hard time believing that the gov would not have known about him before this considering how prominent he was in news. I think this was a ploy to silence him from making people aware of what business and gov were doing to the people.
- neumaschine, on 11/12/2009, -12/+2Screw Goo Blobs!
- tuxerware, on 11/12/2009, -15/+4BREAKING = buried!
- istoner, on 11/12/2009, -14/+2This article is photoshopped.
- qbsean10, on 11/12/2009, -18/+3Misleading title, buried.



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