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- Awwzm, on 10/20/2009, -3/+46Abercrombie & Fitch is the worst! I can smell and taste that cheap cologne from 100 yards away!
- Khirzask, on 10/21/2009, -1/+29The Shoplifting Store is actually a good idea. That'd be fun!
- RobertWright, on 10/20/2009, -2/+28I can deal with the Hot Santa Chic and The Bar, but no Rope Swing dude's please!
- r4wr11, on 10/21/2009, -2/+21dugg only for the reason why every mall should have an Abercombie & Fitch
- Darkofday, on 10/21/2009, -0/+15Is it just me or are a good portion of those not "stores?"
- smitas, on 10/20/2009, -3/+14Lady Santa is great.
- fattestfoot, on 10/20/2009, -3/+13Dugg for "The Mall Jester would work in the same way that the magician at a mexican food restaurant."
I so want to go to that Mexican restaurant. - nori0300, on 10/21/2009, -0/+10Auntie Anne's pretzel FTW!
- CaviMike, on 10/21/2009, -2/+118 stores that...HOLY HUGE *****! PHOTO OF THE DAY! WOOHOOO!
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What were we talking about?
*edit* Oh right, mall stores. Well there is a bar (TC Hooligans) in my mall and it's conveniently located across the hall from the DMV. I love that mall. Greece Ridge Mall, Rochester, NY. - mattyboy555, on 10/21/2009, -4/+12Dugg for the photo of the day!
- MrFisty, on 10/21/2009, -1/+9A rope swing counts as a store?
- diemunkiesdie, on 10/21/2009, -0/+6I want to go to there.
- element4life3, on 10/21/2009, -0/+5I used to work there...worst...job..ever... :(
- AManWithNoName, on 10/21/2009, -2/+7Dugg for the concept of douchebag flypaper. Fund it.
- errik03, on 10/21/2009, -2/+6your username explains your lameness
- mattmacneil, on 10/21/2009, -1/+5***** Abercrombie and Fitch and those pre-torn jeans. I loathe them.
- yacks, on 10/21/2009, -0/+3Great a store that will let thieves hone in on their skills... ;)
- ftc08, on 10/21/2009, -0/+3For a month they had one that honestly smelled like wet paint. First time I went past I was kind of touching my hand to the wall and started freaking out when I was about a half mile away.
- TsarSimeon, on 10/21/2009, -0/+2Quit being a homophobic redneck and come to understand that unlike you people have jobs and would like to be given a heads up on the material of the post. Also, your hand doesn't count for a girlfriend. =)
- gkiltz, on 10/21/2009, -0/+2Malls are a legacy in the modern era.
Retail stores have only 3 paths that are viable in the long run.
They can take the Wal-Mart approach, and sell high volumes of everyday stuff, and compete on price, they can become specialized boutiques, that cater to a small, well-defined clientele, and offer them personal service, or they can become well-located, well merchandised convenience stores that live on impulse buys, and compete with fast food.
Everything else will move to the web.
The only other possible opening is in selling things like fresh produce and meat, that human nature makes us reluctant to buy sight-unseen. Even then, that will move to a scaled up variation on the boutique format. - rebrad, on 10/21/2009, -0/+2Considering that most malls are 1/2 to 3/4 empty, viability is not one of it's biggest features.
- ryrocker, on 10/21/2009, -0/+2magic armor.
- digggggggggg, on 10/21/2009, -1/+3Dugg for hot pic of the day
- Vagari, on 10/21/2009, -0/+2I almost wanted to digg it for the reference to how horrible Abercrombie is... But the rest of the list sucks. Buried.
- errik03, on 10/21/2009, -1/+3No candy store? inaccurate
- cuoops, on 10/21/2009, -1/+3ok, that's lame
- errik03, on 10/21/2009, -2/+4quit being a fag just man up that you saw a girl on the screen to your boss, most you'll get is a slap on the wrist(if your boss is female). Also your GF is looking to cheat on you
- immatellyouwhat, on 10/21/2009, -1/+3I used to work there for 2 years, my clothes still smell like that *****...
- nouman1989, on 10/20/2009, -1/+3Not at all mate :D
- AManWithNoName, on 10/21/2009, -1/+3Pretty much whenever I have to go to the mall and wait for someone else to shop, I spend it debating with the clerks at Gamestop about whether or not Link could kick Master Chief's ass in a fight to the death. I always put the money on Link, and I'm always right. You just can't beat a guy who can control the goddamn weather and travel through time with a ***** ocarina.
- ThanatosST, on 10/21/2009, -1/+2Unless, you know, while he's playing the ocarina Master Chief snipes his ass from across Hyrule.
- miquonranger031, on 10/21/2009, -0/+1This could be the stupidest thing I've ever read.
- fragMasterFlash, on 10/21/2009, -0/+1How about an eyecandy store? Sure Lady Santa is hawt, but what if you are feeling naughty the other 11 months of the year?
- PersianSpice, on 10/22/2009, -0/+1What a boring article.
- Parlo33, on 10/21/2009, -3/+4Sbarro. best thing about the mall
- christoast, on 10/21/2009, -4/+5Anyway, Lady Santa HURR HURR DUGG BECUASE I ALWEYS DIGG ***** <-- Killing digg
- anotherjack, on 10/21/2009, -0/+1When I was a teen, I had never been to a mall, as I lived in a major city, where malls weren't so common. The kids at my school always talked about the upstate mall, so I finally went, expecting a wonderland of fun. There was not a single thing to do except stare longingly at overpriced schlock. Oh, there was also a food court where you could buy overpriced bad food, and speak with teens wearing overpriced schlock, who were very proud of this purchasing habit and did nothing but promenade their brands while holding bags from significant stores. It was a place that extracted money from you at every step and gave you nothing in return.
I was floored with horror - this was life, to them? Teenagers gladly and willingly spending their best years inside a temperature controlled corporately funded anti-community rip-off factory? They could have been ***** in the woods! Smoking weed in the basement! Spraypainting art on abandoned houses. Hanging out, wrestling, throwing darts, playing video games, playing in a band, going hiking, climbing stuff, walking the sidewalks and waving to the neighbors while talking about personal stuff to a good friend, chatting in a private way and planning their rise from this little town. But no, here is x new brand purchase, here is another pretzel, this is the life, we are the cool ones. So ***** sad! - miquonranger031, on 10/21/2009, -0/+1Yeah! Everyone loves 6 dollar slices of crappy pizza! Five Guys is the best thing ever, people.
- immatellyouwhat, on 10/21/2009, -0/+1*their
- knightcrusader, on 10/21/2009, -0/+1And, to make a rule on the flip side... when you leave and they accuse you of shoplifting when you really didn't, then you get a bigger prize than cherry flavored chap stick. That way it will keep em guessing.
- immatellyouwhat, on 10/21/2009, -0/+1lol when I worked there I refused to buy them, but there regular jeans are really comfortable, then again I got a discount. I don't shop there anymore because their ***** has gotten way too overpriced (even with a discount).
- hoisonsauce, on 10/21/2009, -0/+1I extremely sensitive to perfumes and Abercrombie and Felch makes me almost physically ill. I wonder if I can do anything if I complain to mall management.
- sealink, on 10/21/2009, -1/+1I'll see your Sbarro and raise you a Luciano.
- magicman2499, on 10/21/2009, -0/+0This is on the front page? Really? Looks like it's time to see the sun again.
- tkcom, on 10/21/2009, -1/+1Rope burn!
- BubblesTheChimp, on 10/21/2009, -2/+2It's getting late. Good night everyone.
- tryptonaut, on 10/21/2009, -4/+4Next time please put [slightly NSFW] in the description. Thanks.
- waxoff, on 10/21/2009, -2/+2Submitter needs to get out of the burbs once in a while...
- jawagas, on 10/21/2009, -2/+1Photo of the Day FTW!
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