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- borninda818, on 06/17/2008, -4/+55If I was in Amsterdam, I'd do all these while high out of my mind.
- grey580, on 06/17/2008, -1/+32I knew this guy that went to Amsterdam and he told me a great story.
He arrived there and got on the train to head into the city. On the train he met some guy and told him it was his first time in Amsterdam and he was heading to the hostel.
Well the guy was really cool and told him to come stay at his place.
The guy gave him an extra key and told him to help himself to anything in the fridge.
I was blown away by this. I couldn't believe anyone would just do that. But I spoze since it's a different way of life.
Oh an another thing. The girls over there like dark haired and dark eyed guys.
He was very popular. ;) - Ganja420, on 06/17/2008, -0/+31Do coke off of a prostitute while having your balls tickled with a feather duster????
wtf, thats not on there? Buried! - Joshuarr, on 06/17/2008, -1/+32I've also heard good things about the prostitution..
- Griny, on 06/17/2008, -1/+29A police officer was cruising his beat when he noticed two men sprawled on the ground in front of a local nightclub. He decided to investigate and, upon closer inspection, found that one of the men was passed out drunk and the other was laying on the ground beside the drunk with his index finger crammed up the drunk’s ass.
"What in the hell are you doing?" bellowed the cop.
"Well," the sober man replied, "My friend had to much to drink so I am trying to make him puke."
"Are you drunk too?" roared the cop. "Don’t you know that you can’t make him puke by sticking your finger up his ass?"
"I know," the man replied. " But when I stick this finger in his mouth, he’ll puke by God!" - q1006662, on 06/17/2008, -2/+27Africa
- zorpscorp, on 06/17/2008, -1/+25should be: 10 things to do in Amsterdam, WHILE smoking pot ;)
- Benjamin10, on 06/17/2008, -0/+23This is a solid list. I think people tend to get blinded by the cloud of weed smoke and don't see just how beautiful Amsterdam is.
- JoeB4ever, on 06/17/2008, -0/+22go to a place that you can pay to murder someone....I saw it in a movie, it must be true
- davidmiller72, on 06/17/2008, -0/+19I like that concept of “gezelligheid." We lack words in English to describe what's so simple in other languages, like the buena onda.
A solid article. - Homerr, on 06/17/2008, -3/+2211. Get some sex in the red light district.
- lukemandese, on 06/17/2008, -0/+1710 things besides smoking weed:
1. Get drunk
2. Do shrooms
3. Eat weed
4. Buy a prostitute
5. Absinthe
6. Smoke hash
7. Salvia
8. Visit a hospital for free sterile heroin
9. Smoke weed
10. Your mom - Ciryon, on 06/17/2008, -0/+15Actually.. pick up a random chick in a club and you are more likely to get infected
- legalizeitmon, on 06/17/2008, -3/+16I think you mean WHILE smoking pot
- Ciryon, on 06/17/2008, -0/+12Amsterdam is the most awsome city i've been to. Yes you can smoke pot and yes you can run around red light district with a boner in your right hand and 50 euros in your left, but you should really do those 10 things on the list instead (or include them..). If you are into clubbing, the scene is really good and dutch people are very friendly. Been there twice and going back as soon as I can :)
***** it, im booking a trip right now... - shondell, on 06/17/2008, -0/+11Tickle your prostitute's balls while feather dusting your coke.
- pprovo1, on 06/17/2008, -0/+11Shrooms.
- ericcire, on 06/17/2008, -0/+10Do coke off a feather duster while tickling a prostitute with your balls.
- aaron117, on 06/17/2008, -2/+1210 Things To Do In Amsterdam BESIDES Smoking Pot:
- Ecstasy
- Acid
- Shrooms
- Coke
- Clubs
- Sex
- Eat
- Drink
- Laugh
- Cry - imightbewrong, on 06/17/2008, -0/+9Im doing a semester abroad in Leiden. The dark haired, dark eyes bit is good news lol
- inactive, on 06/17/2008, -0/+9where have you ever heard BAD things about prostitution?
- shondell, on 06/17/2008, -2/+10your mom
- inactive, on 06/17/2008, -1/+8 I think maybe the NSA should be taking blood from all Americans returning from or who have traveled to Amsterdam. And then check for the evil THC in their blood, and if found send them to jail. Hey, Repukes get right on that please.
- ICSU, on 06/17/2008, -4/+11Actually, it makes it prettier.
- JoeRitze, on 06/17/2008, -1/+8Im leaving for Amsterdam in 14 Days 17 hours 59 mins!!!!!
Thanks for the tips, but im prolly still gonna be in the Cafe's most the time :) - andyboyd, on 06/17/2008, -1/+7Yeah I think Amsterdam has got this reputation and is finding it hard to shake it off. There is a ton of stuff to see in the city other than the inside of a smoky coffee shop.
- ru1dt, on 06/17/2008, -0/+6Banking?
- Rapter09, on 06/17/2008, -0/+6I love the Dutch!
- Ftown13, on 06/17/2008, -1/+7I dugg you down. Why you ask? Because you feel the need to use too many periods. That is why you fail.
- Bukowsky, on 06/17/2008, -0/+6Whats the point of going to Amsterdam, if you're not gonna visit the hash bars?
- Neiliosullivan, on 06/17/2008, -0/+6Why not combine the best Amdam has to offer? There are some wonderful art museums there, get high, put on the audio tour and enjoy. Sadly I was the only person that seemed to care about anything other than the red light district or coffee shops.
Protip: DO NOT eat any peyote there. Buy some and find a nice peaceful place instead. Hookers and drunken German businessmen are NOT entertaining when tripping...I know, I know, it seems like it'd be cool, but trust me, it isn't. - mokayogi, on 06/17/2008, -3/+9What about eating pot brownies?
- Phulvia, on 06/17/2008, -0/+5it's point # 4: bike, by night, to the Nieuwmarkt. It reads "go to the Red Light District at night", if you know the place. It's just subtle...
- phufufoo, on 06/17/2008, -0/+5I think you managed to pick the worse possible combination, congrats.
- PabloMac, on 06/17/2008, -1/+5New Jersey is a third world nation.
I joke. - justsomedigger, on 06/17/2008, -0/+4ive been to Amsterdam 3 times.. the first trip was mainly for the pot.. but once i got there i realized that there is so much more... like hookers.. lots and lots of hookers.. but seriously.. there is so much to see and do.. the writer forgot to mention the anne frank house.. and the canal boat cruises... or just jumping on one of the thousands of trollys and seeing what interesting place it brings you to..
- inactive, on 06/17/2008, -0/+4You should go see a show at the Paradiso. I have played there a few times.
Plus the Van Gogh museum is just amazing, and just walking around the city and getting lost is infinitely more enjoyable and enlightening than anything else you could possibly plan.
Ohh there is the Heineken brewery tour, that's fun. - PATSCRU, on 06/17/2008, -2/+6You must be part of the contingent of American tourists that checks in to their hotel/hostel and proceeds to just get completely high all day long because that's what they think Amsterdam is there for. Additionally, most of the red light district is a tourist trap run by the Russian Mob and the only people who fall for that ***** are gullible tourists.
In fact, if you wandered outside the cafés, you'd find some of the most vibrant nightlife, beautiful bikerides, incredible architecture and personable people in all of Europe. Not to say getting high is bad, i indulge when i'm there, but feel free to see the city for what it really is.
Now if only the Dollar didn't suck next to the Euro and if oil prices didn't cause flights to cost more than a toyota, I'd be there right now. - Neiliosullivan, on 06/17/2008, -0/+4I am so jealous.....
- shondell, on 06/17/2008, -0/+4I dugg you down. Don't ask.
- darkciti2, on 06/18/2008, -1/+4Do coke off of a prostitute while having your ***** smoked and your anus poked with the handle of a feather duster by the other prostitute before it accidentally tickles her nose and she sneezes and TOTALLY ***** KILLS THE MOOD, KILLS YOUR BONER and STILL KEEPS YOUR $300 bucks _AND_ the coke.
- elpohl, on 06/17/2008, -0/+3You should all hurry up. Apparently the government is planning on removing the girls behind the glass panes and replacing them with clothing *****. Also some rule about coffee shops will change (something about increasing the minimum distance from the schools to the coffee shops), effectively closing or at least displacing most of them. Oh, and no more alcohol in bars after 2AM or so.
Well, Amsterdam is not the only place to do all of that in the NL. There are plenty of other cities, and if you're only here for the weed then A'dam is the most expensive place of them all. - jimb0, on 06/18/2008, -0/+3What are the blue light girls?
- smcavoy, on 06/17/2008, -0/+3wow, dig providing timely, useful information... just before I move to amsterdam :)
- ru1dt, on 06/17/2008, -0/+3Mushrooms will not make you think you can fly.
They might make you enumerate the many reasons that you cannot fly and attempt to explain to your friends how different the world would be if we all had to wear purple shoes to the supermarket. - BuzzFriendly, on 06/17/2008, -0/+3Sounds nice but do these place serve pot?
- rodon, on 06/17/2008, -0/+3I had much fun riding bikes through the big park in Amsterdam after eating a load of mushrooms. Do NOT spend your time in the tourist traps, that's for sure.
Almost forgot about the sex museum! :P - ajb2015, on 06/17/2008, -0/+3 i was there at the end of march and they were still on sale in smart shops
- nepidae, on 06/17/2008, -0/+3Maybe 75% of the world's men population, but not 75% of the dutch population.
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