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Tennis Star Didnt do Coke, Just Kissed a Girl Who Likes Blow

nbclosangeles.com — French tennis star Richard Gasquet beat a cocaine use suspension with the excuse, "So, there was this girl... "

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  • leif777, on 07/16/2009, -0/+69I dont do coke I just like the smell.
  • kevinmotel, on 07/16/2009, -0/+66A girl on cocaine is a hell of a drug.
  • akchrs, on 07/16/2009, -0/+50Cop: Kissed a girl?? You're wearing a Digg T-Shirt. Step out of the car please.
  • xsecretfiles, on 07/16/2009, -1/+49hmmm why does he always have to do this?:

    http://www2.tennisserver.com/images/rogerscup2006/ ...
    http://aigopen.jp/07/images/player_l/richard_gasqu ...
    http://www.cbc.ca/gfx/images/sports/photos/2008/06 ...
    http://photos.upi.com/topic/afb906dd4ecfef07ab3872 ...
  • jlm408, on 07/16/2009, -0/+44Because he's FABULOUSSSSSSSSS!
  • krazydl, on 07/16/2009, -0/+38Get stopped by Police on DUI check point.
    Cop: "Have you been drinking sir?"
    Me: "No sir. I just kissed girls who had been drinking."
  • Stanly22, on 07/16/2009, -0/+34True story... A girl where I used to work got fired because she flunked her pee test. She came back begging for her job back explaining that her boyfriend smokes weed all the time and she swallows.
  • hardwareguy, on 07/16/2009, -0/+24Tennis Star Didnt do Coke, Just Kissed a Girl Who Likes To Blow


    How much difference one word makes
  • twiztidsinz, on 07/16/2009, -0/+18Why'd she tell her boss she swallows?
    As part of the excuse? or why she should get her job back?
  • Astark, on 07/16/2009, -1/+17This explains how my dick became a cokehead.
  • yocouchdigga, on 07/16/2009, -0/+16Cop: Socks with Sandals... is this some kind of joke?
    Me: Well, I just... it's... I was going to Jack in--
    Cop: Save it, *****! What the hell are you doing out of your mom's basement??
  • inactive, on 07/16/2009, -0/+11"Alright, you can have your job back"

    "So you believe I don't smoke?"

    "No"
  • hakkola, on 07/16/2009, -0/+9No sir, I haven't been drinking, you see, there was this girl, and I ate her liver and drank her blood.
  • inactive, on 07/16/2009, -0/+8Having to spend 15 minutes proving you aren't drunk because the cop thought it was suspicious that you were just completely silent doesn't improve the situation.
  • TranquilNight, on 07/16/2009, -0/+7The hand is... trying to kill him!
  • Wigmeister, on 07/16/2009, -0/+6What did the five fingers say to the face?
  • Phlieger, on 07/16/2009, -0/+5Now I got Grandmaster Flash in my head.
  • Snoogs, on 07/16/2009, -1/+6I'm pretty certain this is the best Digg headline I've ever seen.
  • CaptainJapan, on 07/16/2009, -0/+5Jazz. Hands.
  • Tbird24, on 07/16/2009, -1/+6I was a Ball Boy once for Richard Gasquet years ago, and he threw his tennis racket at one of the other ball boys. He was also accused of cheating because his father kept yelling things to him in french, which might be consider coaching (against the rules).

    Yea, so this guy is an *****.
  • mxxz, on 07/16/2009, -0/+4If she wasn't high on the job, then why fire her?
  • twiztidsinz, on 07/16/2009, -0/+4SPIRIT FINGERRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
  • Scrappy1850, on 07/16/2009, -0/+3suuuuuuuuuuuure
  • novenator, on 07/16/2009, -1/+4Well, if one can test positive for cannabis from inhaling background secondary smoke, I suppose this is possible too.
  • awmagad, on 07/16/2009, -1/+4If you wanna hang out youve got to take her out...
  • twiztidsinz, on 07/17/2009, -0/+2I had a cop tell me a little anecdote..
    They had a 'Day of Unhealth', basically like a big cookout / party... beer, food, etc, etc. This one guy entered a buffalo wing eating contest (not sure if he won), and later that night when he was at home, his girlfriend was giving him head. When he 'finished', it burnt her throat.
  • Stanly22, on 07/17/2009, -0/+2Part of the excuse. It didn't work. Maybe she should have used it to get her job back.
  • fraglerock, on 07/16/2009, -0/+2I tried a line like that to explain to my ex why my ***** smelled like rum and cigarettes. It didn't work out. I guess that's what i get for telling the truth.
  • moliver21, on 07/16/2009, -0/+2Hookers and blow... this guy is living the dream.
  • twiztidsinz, on 07/16/2009, -0/+2It's called a contact buzz/high..
  • Fleagleman, on 07/16/2009, -0/+2Sounds like the follow up to Katy Perry's smash hit.
  • PyrosMagus, on 07/16/2009, -0/+2You ad the rest of us.
  • numbnick, on 07/16/2009, -0/+2Damnit. I was hoping this was about Martina Hingis.
  • phatbyte, on 07/16/2009, -0/+1****, this is the best excuse ever !
    Where can I find his lawyer ?
  • Skuzzlbut, on 07/16/2009, -0/+1Coke, sex and tennis - i have heard everything.

    His lawyers are ROCKSTARS!!!!
  • jememy, on 07/17/2009, -0/+1http://www.nydailynews.com/news/ny_crime/2009/04/0 ...

    from reddit
  • J0hnnyBlaze, on 07/16/2009, -0/+1Maybe that's how Manny took steroids.
  • depro9, on 07/16/2009, -0/+1Coke whores only want to kiss you when you are doing blow with them. No coke no kitty.
  • TheGuruStud, on 07/16/2009, -0/+1Why get in trouble for drugs that should deteriorate performance?

    Seriously, if they want to do drugs that have an ill effect on their game, fine.
  • arbysrocks, on 07/16/2009, -0/+1there's no way they bought that
  • deadpoetic333, on 07/17/2009, -0/+1Haha, thank you for adding to that... Got a chuckle out of me =).
  • kickingback77, on 08/13/2009, -0/+1The old classic Jimmy Buffet defense works best when it's true. I think it was in this case.

    http://www.tennisplaza.com
  • mxxz, on 07/16/2009, -0/+1I didn't snort that line, I just inhaled too close to the rolled up bill.
  • deadpoetic333, on 07/16/2009, -0/+1That's the common one you're told to tell your parents if you come up positive. At least that's what my friends told me to say if I ever got tested... The odd part was that if I told them I was making out with a girl who's doing coke, I would probably be in almost as much trouble if i told them I tried a line for the first time. Conservative Christian parents FTW haha.
  • firebhaal, on 07/16/2009, -0/+1Cop: "Very well, carry on"
  • deadpoetic333, on 07/16/2009, -0/+1I haven't heard of THC being passed through semen (I'm fairly sure it can't happen) but I have heard that ladies can come up positive for meth even if the load is blown inside her. I think I have actually heard that she can get light weight tweaked off it if the guy is on spun during the intercourse because the drug is absorbed into the bloodstream.
  • riptor666, on 07/17/2009, -0/+1Well not all drugs deteriorate performance as the effect is different on everyone, like what if the cocaine made you a hyper tennis player with faster reaction time?
  • comeradealexi, on 07/16/2009, -0/+1The title says it all really lol
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