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- jrobbi, on 11/12/2009, -4/+68Jon Stewart, Cartman, SNL (in that order).
- willspence, on 11/12/2009, -2/+50In the world of giant tools, Glenn Beck is the Hadron Collider
- UselessTrivia, on 11/13/2009, -2/+27Fox News Glenn Beck does a pretty good, if somewhat over-the-top imitation of CNN Glenn Beck.
- whatthefu, on 11/13/2009, -2/+24Jon Stewart did it well because he nailed the gestures and mannerisms, which is what defines the guy who may or may not have raped and murdered a girl in 1990.
- bsou, on 11/13/2009, -1/+14digg's just asking questions, that's all!
- UNJefferson, on 11/12/2009, -1/+14Agreed.
- lolerskate, on 11/13/2009, -7/+19Jon did a nice view of Glenn today, south park shows how he is gonna be in one year.
But the real question is, did Glenn Beck raped and killed a young girl in 1990? - nmerouze, on 11/12/2009, -5/+17Jon Stewart! Because we can laughing at Glenn each week :)
- shadowspawn, on 11/13/2009, -4/+15I'd think John Stewart, but I just want to know why Glenn Beck just doesn't come out and deny he raped and murdered that young girl in 1990.
- novenator, on 11/12/2009, -5/+16This recent Jon Stewart impression of Beck had me rolling: http://digg.com/d319HvP
A few minutes long, with props. - sauron256, on 11/13/2009, -1/+9Don't be silly! The LHC actually does something useful.
- FelixDrylock, on 11/13/2009, -1/+7you're not helping, you just said it 3 times.
- staffa, on 11/13/2009, -0/+5I am sure there is a fringe group of people who would call any slur on the president racist. Just as I am sure there is a fringe group of people who would believe that this is representative of the opposition.
You know, if I could only focus on the most retarded segment of my opposition, pointing out how retarded they are and then go around believing that this is all there is to it, that this represents the best that opposition can do, well then I guess I would be you.
How good it must feel to be right. - BREZZZ, on 11/13/2009, -4/+8I think cartman was better. Perhaps because it was right up his characters alley and it took the absurdity to a new (but logically possible) level, where Jon just did a great tongue in cheek impression.
- Archcoder, on 11/13/2009, -1/+4Why wont he answer the question? I'm just a concerned American citizen, it's my right to know.
- NeonDistraction, on 11/13/2009, -0/+3I think perhaps you have missed the point of that particular meme.
- analogkid01, on 11/13/2009, -1/+4...Or did he?
- inactive, on 11/13/2009, -0/+3That dude from SNL does a good one.
- numberneal, on 11/13/2009, -1/+3the internet already gave him a bad enough impression
- DonAlfred, on 11/13/2009, -2/+4Cartman, because it's Cartman.
- kaosethema, on 11/13/2009, -1/+2we don't think he did it, we're just asking questions. nothing wring with some questions.
- sageerrant, on 11/13/2009, -0/+1...sometimes.
And I've always considered it more of an instrument than a tool. - aptanalogy, on 11/13/2009, -2/+2No disagreement, but how, exactly, does one go about doing that? Just call together a press conference? "ATTENTION, ATTENTION EVERYONE. PLEASE LISTEN TO ME! I DID NOT MURDER A YOUNG GIRL IN 1990. LET ME SPEND A FEW MINUTES TELLING YOU THE DETAILS OF HOW I DIDN'T KILL HER. I HAVE BROUGHT OJ ON THE STAGE WITH ME TO DEMONSTRATE."
- FelixDrylock, on 11/13/2009, -1/+1SP doesn't use construction paper anymore.
- ianzu, on 11/13/2009, -1/+1Not since the pilot, but the original art pieces were all scanned and reproduced. It's still construction paper art, it's just animated by Maya.
- Miamisun, on 11/13/2009, -3/+3The answer is Chuck Norris.
- aptanalogy, on 11/13/2009, -1/+1No, I just ignored it.
- rignopolis, on 11/13/2009, -2/+1Except that Van Jones is an admitted Marxist. But hey, don't let facts get in the way.
- skews13, on 11/13/2009, -3/+1Mr. Ed.
- JediCorran, on 11/13/2009, -7/+5glen beck does the best glen beck impression. that whole FOX persona of his is entirely manufactured.
- aptanalogy, on 11/13/2009, -6/+2Look...no one here is saying that BARBARA BUSH KILLED A GUY. That would be quite ridiculous, if BARBARA BUSH KILLED A GUY.
- ianzu, on 11/13/2009, -6/+1I would rate Sudeikis a hair above Cartman, if only that Cartman wasn't doing a direct impression of Beck and thus did not have to subscribe to the subtle mannerisms.
Also, it's construction paper. Very hard to show subtlety, even when animated by the most powerful computers available to the studio. - Ymeg, on 11/13/2009, -13/+6Beck should be in jail.
- blizzardice1, on 11/13/2009, -11/+3This is getting kinda old.
- TheInformer, on 11/13/2009, -17/+3The President has a slew of items to pick on, but if someone does then it's called racism. Sigh.
- eh123, on 11/13/2009, -22/+3GLENNBECK GLENNBECK BLENNBECK That's all you ever see on Digg anymore.


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