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- TalenKlaive, on 10/12/2007, -1/+19*Ahem* Its on the frontpage....
- Godlesswanderer, on 10/12/2007, -1/+18"23. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, she'll only be momentarily pissed off before ***** the both of you."
If only... - JBlaze, on 10/12/2007, -0/+159. A blowjob will always get a woman out of a speeding fine.
Pretty sure that one is true - crawf061, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1417. Asian men don't exist.
Another funny one. - mcnappy, on 10/12/2007, -1/+11This is my fav, and after showing this to my gf, I no longer have a gf.
- D3koy, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1017. Asian men don't exist.
- Urusai, on 10/12/2007, -1/+925. When a woman is sucking a man's *****, it's important for him to remind her to "suck it".
It's also important that you whip it out and jerk off on her face instead of letting her finish. Guys hate it when women swallow. - Killer57, on 10/12/2007, -0/+7"11. People in the 70's couldn't ***** unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background."
Haha so true. Not that I watch porn from the 70's... - jhw549, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6No longer on front page, buried? wtf?
- skaz05, on 10/12/2007, -0/+631. Women really like ass to mouth................................
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5So very true though.
- abusive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5Some of these are actually true, though... o_O
- lordmetroid, on 10/12/2007, -4/+8I would be so happy if I even knew a girl!
- SeismicShock, on 10/12/2007, -1/+5When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite a woman by giving her a gentle slap on the butt.
that one is true... - HunterTV, on 10/12/2007, -1/+3"Here it is in case site goes down..."
If it does, it'll probably be just for 10 seconds or so. Just keep clicking Load. - jhw549, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2eh what a load, I thought digg was about sharing sites with each other... not censorship...
- KingBabi, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2Wait...WHAT?!?
Here I was thinking I could go one day without having my hopes crushed. Thanks, Digg - EvilGnomeAndy, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2I've had a comment of mine REMOVED for no apparent reason... still can't figure it out.
- twodayslate, on 10/12/2007, -4/+5My favorite is "***** are always clean"
So true - nonchallant0819, on 03/31/2008, -0/+0This is a great story... found this one through http://www.google.com
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http://www.TopNotchCarpentry.com - drunkenoaf, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1When was "yea" last used? Shakespearian times? Verily, I think so, per chance. Yeah!
- ladyarcher85, on 10/12/2007, -2/+1Children visit digg??? 0_o
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This post and some diggsters responses are making me laugh so hard.
And educated me too... bwahahahahahahaaha - yauhin, on 10/12/2007, -4/+3http://duggmirror.com/television/What_pornos_would_have_us_believe_no_pics_wording_NSFW/
- Jagdwulfe, on 10/12/2007, -3/+1ROFL this is a good one
- dumbsurfbum, on 10/12/2007, -7/+4Here it is in case site goes down:
1. Women wear high heels to bed.
2. Men are never impotent.
3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory.
4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her.
5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm.
6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men.
7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob.
8. Women always orgasm when men do.
9. A blowjob will always get a woman out of a speeding fine.
10. All women are noisy *****.
11. People in the 70's couldn't ***** unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background.
12. Those ***** are real.
13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt.
14. Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they cum.
15. If there are two of them they "high five" each other.(and the girl isn't disgusted!)
16. Double penetration makes women smile. (And DVDA really makes them tickled pink)
17. Asian men don't exist.
18. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes, the boyfriend won't bash seven shades of ***** out of you if you shove your ***** in his girlfriend's mouth.
19. There's a plot.
20. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite a woman by giving her a gentle slap on the butt.
21. Nurses suck patients' *****.
22. Men always pull out.
23. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, she'll only be momentarily pissed off before ***** the both of you.
24. Women never have headaches... or periods.
25. When a woman is sucking a man's *****, it's important for him to remind her to "suck it".
26. ***** are always clean.
27. A man ejaculating on a woman's butt is a satisfying result for all parties concerned.
28. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trousers and find a ***** there.
29. Men don't have to beg.
and finally...
30. When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly on his hip. - keitarofujiwara, on 10/12/2007, -8/+3Yap!
- kenz0r, on 10/12/2007, -7/+2Not too sure about which guys you're talking about!
- RandoTheKing, on 10/12/2007, -7/+0Down already.
- asskey, on 10/12/2007, -9/+1http://www.duggmirror.com/
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -13/+2My Girlfri..... and I
- str3ama, on 10/12/2007, -40/+4by writing porno + no pics you ensured that this won't make it the frontpage. For some reason erotic literature didn't take off so well with men, as it did with women (yea I know this isn't erotic literature, but still..)
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