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- crackedplastic, on 10/11/2007, -7/+152***** top ten lists should be on ONE ***** page.
Here they are, to bypass the ***** blog:
10. The ***** News
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-2Gmm0EyGM
9. Apparently The "F" in Fox Stands For *****
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5KS64Ih9Dk
8. Sienna Miler on The ***** Today Show
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yW-fK-DRTTY
7. Joe ***** Scarborough
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6ES4P2QgkQ
6. Tom Brady Playing ***** Golf
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVJmt6vxvPU
5. The ***** Weather
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2t8evhuPskI
4. The Twins Pre-Game Segment Is *****
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjyKHGew0FI
3. Yippee Kaya Mother *****
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Th4KIR40EAw
2. Winne-*****-Bago Man
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dy2XGU14ds0
1. Richard ***** Simmons
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIXC3k5kmBA - inactive, on 10/11/2007, -4/+72Don't ***** self censor, it makes you all look like ***** *****, you ***** *****.
/***** - robdiggity, on 10/11/2007, -0/+35***** hilarious. Did that weatherman have Tourette's Syndrome? Best of the whole list.
- RCcola159, on 10/11/2007, -2/+36Damn, that Richard Simmons laugh has scarred me forever
- inactive, on 10/11/2007, -1/+32"Oh....we're live"
- Homerr, on 10/11/2007, -4/+28My personal F favorite: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3SemYQH-8o
"You can go ***** yourself Mr. Cheney" - mikexr, on 10/11/2007, -0/+20They need to ***** cut some of these clips down so I don't have to sift through three minutes of nonsense just to hear one ***** "*****."
- Aliarse, on 10/11/2007, -4/+22Yeah, what he ***** said.
- Nerfdude, on 10/11/2007, -0/+18here, i made a quick video of the Daily Show one (we) heard last week. this is youtube we're dealing with, so it may be a few minutes before this link is live.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgwU5qRHaaA
"I KNEW he was a *****' robot! he's a robot!" - Nerfdude, on 10/11/2007, -4/+21jon stewart dropped the f bomb on the daily show last week. or, he did in the version i grabbed. no confirmation whether they caught it on US television.
- gadalla, on 10/11/2007, -0/+15no shaq?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=k-BoeBedZ3k - robdiggity, on 10/11/2007, -2/+16I take it back. I spoke before I saw Bert "Be Home" Blyleven boot his live highlight commentary:
Bert: "***** we have to redo this ***** thing. I ***** it from the beginning..."
[long pause, with music and highlights still playing]
Tony LaPanta: ".... but we're live!"
[LaPanta starts reading the remainder of Bert's prompter]
Absolutely classic. - rcomegys, on 10/11/2007, -0/+13Am I the only one who thought it's weird that NONE of them are eloquent swearers? I mean, I'm from the South, and I've heard long strings of curses so sweet and melodic that you'd think they were prepared ahead of time. But none of these guys can curse to save their asses. It's also so awkward and forced. Except for Bruce Willis, who was just drunk, I imagine.
- mygrayarea, on 10/11/2007, -1/+14#5 is my favorite because of that cherubic grin he gives after the '***** your mother whore *****.'
- BowieX, on 10/11/2007, -7/+19I don't think Bruce Wilson was very happy with the interviewer... haha.
- TheTaoOfBill, on 10/11/2007, -0/+12"jon stewart dropped the f bomb on the daily show last week. or, he did in the version i grabbed. no confirmation whether they caught it on US television."
Did you catch the 1 am showing? I am pretty sure they stop censoring cuss words after 1AM...though I could be wrong but I am pretty sure I've heard him say ***** too after 1 when it was censored earlier that night. - etnu, on 10/11/2007, -2/+13Comedy central frequently shows stuff unedited (especially the southpark movie). They normally show uncensored movies (yes, even with booblies) after midnight.
It's cable. The FCC can go ***** themselves. - themanautomatic, on 10/11/2007, -1/+11"Fbombs" bahahah.. Americans make me laugh. I love living in a country where people can just say ***** on tv and not get bleeped.
- toby34a, on 10/11/2007, -1/+11Yeah, except Bruce Willis being a ***** badass and that Twins guy saying "Oh, I just ***** it up, and we'll do it again... oh wait, we're live... (you had to hear the string of obscenities he was thinking at that point)...
- Innagadadavida, on 10/11/2007, -1/+10@nerfdude
I caught that too. They must have missed it because I heard it at 10. The next day, on the re-run, they blanked it. - insinuate, on 10/11/2007, -3/+11Whoa whoa whoa, awesome clips...BUT
Did bruce willis say the new Die Hard is better than the first one?
HAAHAHAHAHAHA - swavalier711, on 10/11/2007, -0/+8"why? It doesn't hurt anyone! ***** ***** ***** ***** *****!"
ahhh..... - freakygeek, on 10/11/2007, -5/+13Yeah, Americans are pathetic. Remember how they freaked out seeing a nipple at the "Superbowl"...
- inactive, on 10/11/2007, -0/+8Everyone spell it with him now....
- atbnet, on 10/11/2007, -1/+9How did they miss this one?
Andrew Dice Clay on CNN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6M9C6a1K0nI - jcliff29, on 10/11/2007, -2/+9Really .. what's the excitement?
On television in UK people say "*****" often (at least after the 21:00 "watershed") - quakenul, on 10/11/2007, -0/+6On a slightly different note, I'd be really interested in how much '*****' upsets people when used in everyday life in the US? You have to understand that living in Germany the mere thought of censoring words in TV is laughable for me, there are no BEEPs, it's just something we don't do, and I've never seen anyone even raising an eyebrow over it outside TV.
- venom8599, on 10/11/2007, -0/+6I forgot what I was watching once, but it was live. Ozzy Osbourne was being interviewed, and managed to get the first "*****" out in a series of mumbling without getting bleeped. They caught the rest though... I'd hate to be the guy in charge of censoring an Ozzy interview.
- jmo506, on 10/11/2007, -1/+6Winnebago man gets me every time
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvlHc-eg43U - praisethelard, on 06/06/2008, -3/+8Nobody needs to be reminded of Andrew Dice Clay.
- Cojawfee, on 10/11/2007, -1/+6Where is the ***** in the Today show one? Is that bleep part of the show or part of that thing at the end.
Also, they should have stopped at 5, it was the best one. The last two aren't even from live TV. - jtizzle, on 10/11/2007, -0/+5@mygreyarea
***** 1.2 (Build 78A) - Converts random text strings to localized obscenities.
(In development) - idlewillkill, on 10/11/2007, -2/+6The Bert Blyleven one was my favourite, since it was blatant and had higher viewership than most of those. He had a tough time not cracking up for the several uncomfortable seconds afterwards, making it so much the better.
- modpancake, on 10/11/2007, -3/+7I've watched #8 (the Today Show clip) three or four times in a row now, and can't figure out when it's being said...
- admirabumblebee, on 10/11/2007, -0/+4The guy in the twins video looks like he's about to have a ***** heart attack once he realizes what he's just done. You can see him twitching, breathing heavily and his eyes getting wide.
I guess he did ***** that one up pretty bad, huh? - inactive, on 10/11/2007, -1/+5Family Guy have managed to slip the fword passed censors several times, Such as "Those animals are ***** hilarious." from the guy watching a DVD in his SUV.
Either that or maybe its allowed when its used as a descriptive word rather than a statement in itself or as a positive word or something. - juneau, on 10/11/2007, -1/+5OMG ban TV now! Our fragile children will grow up to be terrorists if they ever hear that word! Ban the internets too for allowing it to be replayed over and over under the guise of comedy. Hearing it on TV even once equals locusts and famine.
/sarcasm - ahoy, on 10/11/2007, -0/+4so how long before that richard simmons laugh makes its way to YTMND
- kylesiue, on 10/11/2007, -3/+7who is digging bowiex down? he meant to say "bruce wilson" because that's what the interviewer called him.
or do you passionately disagree that willis was unhappy with him? - anachronaut, on 10/11/2007, -0/+4Reminds me of once, long ago, when I was doing my early Sunday morning radio show. I had just given the station ID at the bottom of the hour and removed my headphones, accidentally catching my long hair in them and painfully ripping out a few strands. I yelled "*****!!" very loudly right into the microphone, but didn't really think anything of it until I realized there was a deafening silence in the studio. Hmm, I should be hearing the record I was playing, not this all-too-deafening silence. Oh no, the monitors were muted, which could only mean one thing: my microphone was still live. D'oh!! And then the phone immediately began to ring....
With much dread and trepidation in my heart I answered the phone, only to find that my friends who had been listening were laughing their asses off at my idiotic mistake. Luckily that's all that ever came of it. - BlackOp, on 10/11/2007, -4/+81) Joe Scarborough said "pretty frickin awesome"
2) The interviewer said "Willis and", not "Wilson"
3) Whoever edited video #6 is a ***** muppet. - Charlesbian, on 10/11/2007, -0/+4What about the Hummer ***** Guy on Family Guy?
- norocosul, on 10/11/2007, -0/+4are you guys so ***** happy just because someone said "*****" on TV. damn, for not so long ago a commercial was aired several times a day on Norwegian TV where a mom tried to explain her boy how people ***** (like, there are birds and bees ..etc) and the kid says in the end "do you mean to *****"?, and another commercial where one woman explained that she doesn`t have enough time thru out the day, and they film her ***** doggystyle (they showed just the upperbody)
so..saying ***** ..is nothing - tizz66, on 10/11/2007, -1/+4What bugs me is when we get American TV shows over here, they're 'pre-bleeped'. For the love of god stop it, just give us the swearing as-is, or don't put swearing in in the first place!
- robshoy, on 10/11/2007, -0/+3They left out the best of all time, Bob Geldolf going on air during Live Aid in the 80s and saying "Don't go to the pubs today, give us your ***** money."
- thehuskerfan, on 10/11/2007, -1/+4Were is the Bono "***** Rant" at the Golden Globes a couple years back?
- hfactor, on 10/11/2007, -0/+3What´s the ***** deal with saying "*****" on TV? Aren´t you saying "*****" all the time in real life? Isn´t ***** a good thing, after all? Jesus. Dear America, sometimes I just don´t get you and your "freedoms".
And the saddest thing is, as a result it seems that even grown-ups get excited about "bad words" like giggling 6-year-olds. - NielsT, on 10/11/2007, -0/+3Sure, but you've got Gordon Ramsay :-)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZF5EI_JWj0 - Tanyanika, on 10/11/2007, -1/+4Weird... so this is what you guys talk about all day in the land of the free and the home of the brave?
"Oooooh um-mahhhh Sienna said a naughty word!! Let's dob her in to the FCC!"
Outstanding, where does the rest of the world sign up for all that bloody freedom? - danzk, on 10/11/2007, -1/+3Its good i live in Australia where after 9pm you can say all the ***** you want
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