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- Zetsubou, on 04/30/2009, -0/+352Five pages for a top ten can kiss my ass. Especially if it's from IGN and has an advertisement page in the middle of the list.
Line: "Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!"
Episode: "Bart Gets an A" (Season 10)
Line: "I eated the purple berries. They taste like burning!"
Episode: "Das Bus" (Season 9)
Line: "Principal Skinner, I got car sick in your office."
Episode: "Sweet Seymour Skinner's Badasssss Song" (Season 5)
Line: "I bent my Wookiee!"
Episode: "Lisa's Rival" (Season 6)
Line: "Me fail English? That's unpossible!"
Episode: "Lisa on Ice" (Season 6)
Line: "I like men now!"
Episode: The Simpsons Movie
Line: "You choo-choo-choose me?"
Episode: "I Love Lisa" (Season 4)
Line: "My cat's breath smells like cat food."
Episode: "Lisa's Rival" (Season 6)
Line: "That's my swingset, and that's my sandbox. I'm not allowed to go in the deep end. And this is where I met the leprechaun. He told me to burn things. "
Episode: "This Little Wiggie" (Season 9)
Line: "Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me!"
Episode: "Grade School Confidential" (Season 8) - Puttzy, on 04/29/2009, -2/+308Wow. 5 pages for a top 10, no sound clips, broken links when clicking on pictures. Sad display of interwebz
- oDin420, on 04/29/2009, -0/+166When i grow up, I want to be a principal or a caterpillar.
- bixby1, on 04/29/2009, -0/+99that kid still steals the show every time he opens his squeaky mouth.
- LordStandley, on 04/29/2009, -4/+97I choo-choo-choose...............to digg this story.
- inactive, on 04/29/2009, -5/+98"Me fail English? That's unpossible."
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- CLShortFuse, on 04/30/2009, -0/+81"...and my doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose bleeds if I kept my finger out of there."
"...and when the doctor said I didn't have worms any more, that was the happiest day of my life."
"Can you open my milk, Mommy?"
"Dear Ms. Hoover. You have lyme's disease. We miss you. Kevin's biting me. Come back soon."
"He's still funny, but not ha-ha funny."
"Hi Lisa -- we're gonna to be in a pie."
"I ate all my caps."
"I beat the smart kids! I beat the smart kids!"
"I bent my Wookie."
"I can't believe I used to go out with you."
"I heard a Frankenstein lives there."
"I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant."
"I love Lisa Simpson, and when I grow up I'm going to marry her."
"I'm Idaho!"
"I'm pedalling backwards!"
"It says `choo-choo-choose me.' And there's a picture of a train."
"Look in the tunk."
"Me fail English? That's unpossible!"
"Ms. Hoover, I glued my head to my shoulder."
"Ms. Hoover, the floor is shaking."
"My cat's breath smells like cat food."
"My cat's name is Mittens."
"My face is on fire!"
"My parents won't let me use scissors."
"My worm went in my mouth and then I ate it...can I have another one?"
"Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm a Viking!"
"Principal Skinner, I got carsick in your office."
"Somebody took my juice money!"
"What's a battle?"
"What's a diorama?"
"When I grow up, I'm going to go to Bovine University."
"Will you cook my dinner for me? My parents aren't around and I'm not allowed to turn on the stove."
"You're deceptive."
"I think I wet my bed."
Source (includes some soundclips):
http://www.afn.org/%7Eafn62806/Wiggum.htm
More:
"And when the doctor said I didn't have worms any more, that was the happiest day of my life."
"Then, the doctor told me that BOTH my eyes were lazy! And that's why it was the best summer ever."
"You smell like dead bunnies"
"Yay, sleep! That's where I'm a viking!"
"Lisa's bad dancing is making my feet sad"
"My nose makes its own bubblegum"
"So, you...like...stuff?"
"Your like my mommy after a box of wine"
"Your hair is tall and pretty"
"Help she's touching my SPECIAL area". (Marge touching Ralph's shoulder)
"You're King David! I love you 'cause you kill people."
"Your eyes need diapers"
"Look, big daddy, it's regular daddy."
"My daddy shoots people"
Even more:
http://www.snpp.com/guides/ralph.file.html - Blisshead, on 04/30/2009, -0/+68"Oh boy sleep, that's where I'm a viking!" is my favorite.
edit: I did not RTFA because of the dire warnings of terrible pop ups and multiple layers of obfuscation. - thesink, on 04/30/2009, -0/+53"When I grow up, I'm going to Bovine University"
- DiscoUnderpants, on 04/30/2009, -1/+46Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers!
- Haoie, on 04/29/2009, -1/+44He told me to burn things.
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.......................................du ck du ck du ck du ck - Archaic1, on 04/30/2009, -0/+35duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck
- AmishMack, on 04/30/2009, -0/+34"Tomacco tastes like grandma!"
- bilbohicks, on 04/30/2009, -2/+35Best Ralph related quote was from his teacher:
"Ralph, Jesus did not have wheels".
Says as much about the character as anything he'd say that he's retarded enough to draw Jesus with some wheels. - peestandingup, on 04/30/2009, -0/+33*Ralph running in circles barking playing "Wiggle Puppy"*
Marge: Well, Ralph certainly has a lot of imagination.
Chief Wiggum: Aw, yeah, the kid's incredible. I mean the special schools are all over him. - arcusMae, on 04/30/2009, -0/+32The baby looked at you?
- Kayger, on 04/30/2009, -0/+31After walking into the adult section of a video store:
"Everybody's hugging!" - asgardshill, on 04/30/2009, -2/+28Buried for intrusive ad and clickclickclickclickclick to see the quotes.
- PotentPotables, on 04/30/2009, -1/+26I bent my Wookiee.
- AtomicTheory, on 04/30/2009, -0/+23Thanks
- christof53, on 04/30/2009, -0/+21Go Banana!
- juu801, on 04/30/2009, -2/+23My favorite has always been "It tastes like burning!"
- PterionFracture, on 04/30/2009, -1/+21That's unpossible!
- honeybrass, on 04/30/2009, -0/+20"Miss Hoover, I don't have a red crayon."
"Why not Ralph?"
"I ate it." - buxmeister, on 04/29/2009, -3/+22Ralph Wiggum=Dugg!
- replaysMike, on 04/30/2009, -5/+23This is the only comment that won't repeat one of the quotes from the story.
- Olelefty, on 04/30/2009, -0/+17"The rat symbolizes obviousness" a Ralph quote from the end of "The Debarted"
- CoreyHalliwell, on 04/30/2009, -2/+19http://i27.tinypic.com/205xsoj.jpg
Super Nintendo Chalmers - cmuska902, on 04/30/2009, -7/+24Wow...I feel stupid. It was the first one on the list. I'll blame my stupid mistake on the terrible website layout.
- AboveandBeyond, on 04/30/2009, -0/+16added to the list:
"I'm a unitard" http://www.plasticbag.org/images/extra/im_a_unitar ... - inactive, on 04/30/2009, -1/+165 ***** pages. What is this *****, gamesradar?
- nicheplayer, on 04/30/2009, -0/+15After that ***** loaded, I decided it just wasn't worth re-reading these great quotes to have to endure that site. How sad. I don't know if it qualifies for epic fail, but it's fail, for sure.
- DBeta, on 04/30/2009, -0/+14How do you know Jesus didn't have wheels? Did you meet the guy? He could have wheels if he wanted, he is the son of god after all. I mean, god works in mysterious ways, right?
- roomforpanic, on 04/30/2009, -1/+14No but I have this song stuck in my head and it's driving me insane. It goes "dun-dun-dun-shoop-dun" Any ideas?
- thyagobr, on 04/30/2009, -0/+13I love the Simpsons, but I couldn't bring myself to click "next" for the 4th time... :(
- inactive, on 04/30/2009, -0/+11Ralphie, get off the stage, sweetheart.
- raydeen, on 04/30/2009, -1/+12I think it's been taken down. Went looking for it recently and couldn't find it.
I'm going to Africa
yes ma'am I'm a brick was President Lincoln okay?
mitten
There's a dog in the vent
chicken necks? I pick Ken Griffey Jr.
I fell out 2 times
I'm pedaling backwards
this snowflake tastes like fish sticks
we're a totem pole
dying tickles
I heard a Frankenstein lives there
she's touching my special area
go banana
Ralphie ralphie
Get off get off
The stage the stage
Sweetheart sweetheart
Oh say can you rock?
I'm a pop sensation
I'm a pop sensation
Salmon gutter?
I'm idaho
you smell like dead bunnies
that's where I saw the leprechaun
fun toys are fun
Chocolate microscopes
you're not it
that is so 1991
I bit my tongue
Ralphie ralphie
Get off get off
The stage the stage
Sweetheart sweetheart
Oh say can you rock?
I'm a pop sensation
I'm a pop sensation
Yvan eht nioj
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My sash says ultraman - RichMUrrills, on 04/30/2009, -1/+11MIss Hoover, I ate my glue.
- danielorbital, on 04/30/2009, -0/+10what?
- dsmx, on 04/30/2009, -0/+9hey it does taste like grandma.
- antoniuk, on 04/30/2009, -0/+9Excuse me? The greatest quote is "I'm Idaho" thank you very much.
- getpumped87, on 04/30/2009, -0/+9Good job Ralph, you saved that day! Now you know what you gotta do laddy...burn them, BURN THEM ALL! *ominous music*
- bilbohicks, on 04/30/2009, -0/+9Look, everyone knows Jesus had badass caterpillar tracks like a tank - not wheels. Have you even read the Bible? Thought not, heretic!
- ostracize, on 04/30/2009, -0/+9Ralph for president:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSvva3ZOlNg
"I want a tricycle, a dog that won't chew my hot wheels, and a brighter future for America!" - vincevega87, on 04/30/2009, -0/+8 "Ralph Wiggum: Lisa Simpson is a girl at my school.
Dexter Colt: Yes, you already told me that. What else do you know?
Ralph: I once picked my nose 'til it bleeded.
Dexter: No, about Lisa!
Ralph: Lisa Simpson is a girl at my school.
Dexter: Forget it. Someone already worked this guy over. " - spookyttws, on 04/30/2009, -1/+9For those who don't get it, and it's a shame if you don't:
Skinner and Krabappel are caught making out in the school closet and each of the children have a different exaggerated story to tell their parents what they saw. This was what Ralph had to say:
Ralph Wiggum: Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me!
Chief Wiggum: The baby looked at you? - matthunsberger, on 04/30/2009, -0/+8obscure, but amazing.
- Rivfader, on 04/30/2009, -0/+8How can they not have "I dressed myself" on this list?
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