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- Moetownslick, on 11/05/2009, -2/+248lol what about:
(woman in quagmire's bed in the morning): "glen, can i ask you a question? What do you do for a living?"
Quagmire: "can i ask YOU a question? What are you still doing here?"
CLASSIC. - DjBearPDX, on 11/04/2009, -1/+237Hey Meg, 18 yet?
- chicagobiff, on 11/04/2009, -2/+203go get tested
- BigLeeThree, on 11/05/2009, -3/+142Can't believe they left out: "Fat girls need loving too. They just got to pay."
- Gravey9, on 11/04/2009, -0/+138Nope.
Hey Chris how's it going?
Well actually there's th...
Alriiigghtt. - werdywerd, on 11/04/2009, -3/+135I'd tear up Lois' carpet anytime.
- KGBeats, on 11/05/2009, -1/+109Peter: "Quagmire, Truth or Dare?"
Quagmire: "Uhh... Truth!"
Peter: "Quagmire, do you have AIDS?"
Quagmire: "HAHA cmon Peter... we're all just trying to have a good time here" - namja23, on 11/04/2009, -7/+109Quagmire is my inspiration for all I do in life.
- giz0r, on 11/04/2009, -7/+106"I felt guilty once, but she woke up halfway through."
That is ***** hysterical! - Pasaris, on 11/05/2009, -1/+67Peter: "Look, look, I took a picture of Lois' poo."
Quagmire: "Oh that's hilarious, you should e-mail that to me."
(everyone laugh)
Quagmire: "No seriously, you should email that to me." - fanfablebig, on 11/04/2009, -4/+66I'm not Adam We.
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………………………………………………………………………`*^^~–––––––––––-•*´ - darkyplasma, on 11/04/2009, -4/+62Personally my favorite quote is "Heh-Heh, you must be this beautiful to ride the Quagmire!"
- Willow01, on 11/04/2009, -7/+61Giggity giggity giggity lets have sex!
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Peter: Uh.. what's going on in there?
Quagmire: Oh, um, as you can see my family's here, and it's game night. We're playing... 'sex'. *slams door*
***** classic. - Phoghat, on 11/05/2009, -1/+44And they gave Cleveland his own show. FAIL
- fireball9199, on 11/04/2009, -1/+41Goo
- rocknog, on 11/05/2009, -4/+43He's Quagmire, Quagmire, you never really know what he's gonna do next,
He's Quagmire, Quagmire,
Giggity giggity giggity giggity let's have sex! - Davisourus, on 11/05/2009, -1/+38This is actually the line that created the character. The writers liked the gag so much they expanded it into a the regular character of Quagmire.
- vtbarrera, on 11/04/2009, -8/+44Giggity!
- tradeplumbing, on 11/05/2009, -1/+36Peter: If you could be stranded on a desert island with any woman in the world, who would it be?
Quagmire: Taylor Hanson.
Joe Swanson: Taylor Hanson is a guy.
Quagmire: [Laughs] You guys are yankin' me. "Hey, let's put one over on Quagmire."
Peter: No, he's actually a guy, Quagmire.
Quagmire: What? That's insane. That's impossible.
[Pause]
Quagmire: Oh God. Oh my God. I've got all these magazines. Oh God. - Gravey9, on 11/04/2009, -2/+33I can just hear the midnight Q rant in my head in that deep, calm, monotone voice lol.
- OmNomNomBACON, on 11/04/2009, -3/+32Giggity
- SirVenro, on 11/05/2009, -2/+30That one could also be sexual.
- Furrything, on 11/05/2009, -0/+21Why did this get so many negative diggs?
- funkedup, on 11/05/2009, -2/+20I know. I think Quagmire should have gotten his own spin-off show instead of Cleveland.
- 198o, on 11/05/2009, -2/+17They should have done a spin off of Quagmire instead of Cleveland.
- R3publican, on 11/05/2009, -1/+15Quagmire is my inspiration for all I fail to do in life.
- DjBearPDX, on 11/05/2009, -2/+16Yes
- johnalan, on 11/05/2009, -1/+15Dear Diary,
Jackpot. - sTiKyt, on 11/04/2009, -6/+18せークスが大好きです。
- jonman364, on 11/05/2009, -1/+12Or am I?
- Bleue, on 11/05/2009, -2/+11Walks up to a woman in a gay bar:
'You ever been penetrated?'
My personal favorite. - dlm85, on 11/05/2009, -0/+9Brian Griffin [looking at Glenn's Winnebago]: "Quagmire's Cross-C**try Tour." Uh, isn't there an "o" in "country"?
Glenn Quagmire: Nope! - andtheodor, on 11/05/2009, -0/+9Buried for 'burried'
- chunkybeefstu, on 11/05/2009, -0/+8Cleveland is an intentionally boring character, he's Peter's straight guy.
Quagmire is infinitely more interesting and more deserving of a spinoff. - ezcheezbandit, on 11/05/2009, -0/+8See ya later BITCHES!
Have fun with your stupid ***** giant chicken jokes and your Conway Twitty-
hey why is there a moving truck outside Cleveland's house. - Mapekz, on 11/05/2009, -2/+9Hey Cindy, how old are you?
16.
18? Alllriiight.
Mom!
I like where this is going. - whytey, on 11/05/2009, -1/+8Nobody else but Quagmireee!!
- Owch, on 11/05/2009, -1/+8Is it just me or does he look too much like a young Bob Hope?
- DjBearPDX, on 11/05/2009, -2/+8Zing!
- sovereign3, on 11/05/2009, -0/+6That should read:
セックスが大好きです。 - crossmr, on 11/05/2009, -0/+6That would be a quality spin-off.
- Puttzy, on 11/05/2009, -0/+5Ascii Quagmire > Ascii Pedobear. I know it's not a popular opinion but it's mine dammit and I'm stickin' to it!
- maxness, on 11/05/2009, -1/+6Peter visiting Lois in prison: Quagmire, what are you doing here?
Quagmire: It's conjugal visit day. C'mon Peter you know I love doing chicks in the can. - Willow01, on 11/05/2009, -2/+7Actually, no he's not. I was wrong though and I should have added one more giggity.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sr-0-El9cqs - vpshockwave, on 11/05/2009, -1/+6He likes sex a lot.
- Black6x, on 11/05/2009, -1/+6Cleveland: Why are you naked?
Glen: Naked?! Why everyone's been telling me I've been wearing magnificent robes made from the finest silk - junkfoodjoe, on 11/05/2009, -1/+6@arcooke I'm not sure if I should bury you for being lazy or if I should digg you for the End of Ze World reference.
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