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The 14 most awesome fake products from The Simpsons

guyism.com — Over the past 20 years, the world revolving around 742 Evergreen Terrace has played home to a slew of hilariously ridiculous fake products.

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  • Marlorn, on 11/02/2009, -0/+239What?! No Tomaco?!
  • robds, on 11/02/2009, -0/+19912 yards long, 2 lanes wide,
    65 tons of American Pride!

    Canyonero! Canyonero!
  • ghiaguy, on 11/02/2009, -0/+139Flaming Moe anybody?
  • akwok, on 11/02/2009, -1/+128How did they miss Mr. Sparkle?

    I AM DISRESPECTFUL TO DIRT, CAN YOU SEE THAT I AM SERIOUS?
  • Sornos, on 11/02/2009, -0/+107Flaming Homer you mean.
  • PeaTearGryphon, on 11/02/2009, -0/+88 Can you name the car with four-wheel-drive?
    Smells like a steak and seats thirty-five!
    Canyonero! Canyonero!
    Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down.
    It's a country-fried truck endorsed by a clown.
    Canyonero! Canyonero!
    Twelve yards long and two lanes wide,
    sixty-five tons of American pride!
    Canyonero! Canyonero!
    Top of the line in utility sports!
    Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts.
    Canyonero! Canyonero!
    She blinds everybody with her super-high beam.
    She a squirrel-squishin', deer-smackin' drivin' machine!
    Canyonero! Canyonero!

  • citizensARREST, on 11/02/2009, -1/+79I've always wanted Bart's utility belt. The left/right indicators were awesome.
  • scecilio, on 11/02/2009, -2/+8015) Baby Translator
    16) Spine Melter 2000 Recliner - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSeoh7q7OEE
    17) The Ribwich
  • ghiaguy, on 11/02/2009, -0/+71Dude, he's ragging on your cord.
  • FitteMas, on 11/02/2009, -1/+66One of Simpsons funniest moments imo, is when professor Frink unveils the worlds most sour bonbon, only to find it has been eaten. The camera then pans the suspects and we see Homer with his face twisted almost inside out.
    To bad i cant recall what episode it was :/
  • thebreach, on 11/02/2009, -0/+62It tastes like Grandma!
  • xero69, on 11/02/2009, -1/+56Bart: Rough day, Apu? Help me a squishee and don't spare the syrup.
    Apu: Oh, perhaps you would like to try an experimental flavor of my own concoction. A delicious Chutney Squishee.
    Bart: Oh... okay…slurp
    Apu: You can really taste the chutney!
  • Jarett, on 11/02/2009, -0/+51* Canyonero has been ruled unsafe for city and highway driving by the Federal Highway Commission.
  • Adude09, on 11/02/2009, -0/+48remember the Powersauce Bars? "their made of apple cores and Chinese newspapers"
  • KevinRowz, on 11/02/2009, -0/+42I thought this was going to be a numbered list headed by Duff beer.
  • d686, on 11/02/2009, -3/+43Where's the make-up gun?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VIT36W4LxI
  • joeleslie, on 11/02/2009, -0/+37MISTAH SPARKURU!
  • explodingzebras, on 11/02/2009, -0/+36"oo a sarcasm detector, that's a really useful invention!"
  • royback1, on 11/02/2009, -0/+32Season 6: Homer Badman
  • 4degrees, on 11/02/2009, -0/+31Flintstones chew-able morphine!
  • falconear, on 11/02/2009, -0/+30That makes me think of the gummy Venus De Milo. One of the best Homer lines ever, "See you in hell, candy boys!"
  • WeAreDejaVoodoo, on 11/02/2009, -1/+30The Juice Loosener - "IT'S WHISPER QUIET!"

    Actually, I Can't Believe They Invented It! was full of quality products.
  • inactive, on 11/02/2009, -1/+27The Ribwich is real. Known as the McRib and people actually toured the country just like that episode
  • muffinmonk, on 11/02/2009, -1/+26Bart: Time for some evasive action! *Turns on left bumper.*
    Bullies: HE'S GOING LEFT!
    *Bart turns right*
  • drgmdp, on 11/02/2009, -0/+24"i know a genuine panaphonics when I see one... and look, there's magnetbox, and sorny!"
  • gl77, on 11/02/2009, -0/+23dugg for Cheezus H. Rice

  • bci84, on 11/02/2009, -0/+23Crab Juice?
  • PeaTearGryphon, on 11/02/2009, -0/+21Don't forget the good morning burger...

    We take eighteen ounces of sizzling ground beef, and soak it in rich,
    creamery butter, then we top it off with bacon, ham, and a fried egg.
    We call it the Good Morning Burger.
  • indubitably, on 11/02/2009, -1/+20How could they leave off Simpson's & Son revitalizing tonic? Who wouldn't want to put some ardor in their larder with their energizing, moisturizing, tantalizing, romanticizing, surprising, her-prizing, revitalizing tonic?
  • joeleslie, on 11/02/2009, -0/+17"Where the hell's the candy?!"
    <muffled> "I dunno."
  • krymson, on 11/02/2009, -0/+17No Duff? This is a travesty
  • colasrtney, on 11/02/2009, -0/+16Big Book of British Smiles... great episode

    "Why must you turn my office into a house of lies!?"

  • supersonicjim, on 11/02/2009, -1/+17I liked the electric hammer.
  • sipsyrup, on 11/02/2009, -0/+15kalkalash!
  • muffinmonk, on 11/02/2009, -1/+15Clancy: What?! Let me see... omygod it DOES taste like grandma!
    Ralph: I want more!
    Clancy: Me too. *opens wallet* Gimme a box, a bushel, a whatever, just give me the damn thing.
  • rmtamm, on 11/02/2009, -0/+14Dugg for skittlebrau
  • muffinmonk, on 11/02/2009, -1/+14Apu: I do not sell squishees anymore. I sell smooshies.
    Bart: "Ew, this thing tastes like crap"
    Milhouse: "Mine taste like a shopping bag"
    Lisa: "Mine tastes like dog fur."
  • Akairenn, on 11/02/2009, -0/+13JOIN ME OR DIE!
  • kickballs247, on 11/02/2009, -0/+13"Homer, I don't think women will appreciate being shot in the face with a shotgun"

    "Women'll like what I tell 'em to like."
  • MercenarySlick, on 11/02/2009, -0/+12Big Book of British Smiles

    Classic.
  • PeaTearGryphon, on 11/02/2009, -0/+12Don't forget the good morning burger...

    We take eighteen ounces of sizzling ground beef, and soak it in rich,
    creamery butter, then we top it off with bacon, ham, and a fried egg.
    We call it the Good Morning Burger.
  • SpongeBad, on 11/02/2009, -0/+12ahhh...good ol' fishbulb...quite a miss from the list.
  • dsmx, on 11/02/2009, -0/+11The best bit of that episode was pop rox and buzz cola.
  • muffinmonk, on 11/02/2009, -0/+11EEEEWWWWUUGGHHHH! OOOOHHHH MAAAAANNNNN, I'LL TAKE THE CRAB JUICE.
  • ccase2k, on 11/02/2009, -0/+11How did Fudd, the lesser used and cheap alternative to Duff, not make that list?
  • falconear, on 11/02/2009, -0/+10 Hello, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from Cry Yuma and Here Comes the Coast Guard! I'd like to talk about a candy that cleans and straightens your teeth!
  • sipsyrup, on 11/02/2009, -1/+11did you post the worst quality non-english video you could find?
  • MattDobson, on 11/02/2009, -0/+10I am so disappointed the Canyonero wasn't on the list. :(

    Should have been number 1.
  • cor315, on 11/02/2009, -0/+10yah *whipish* yah

    woah woah Canyonero Woah!
  • Hateweaver, on 11/02/2009, -1/+11Though it was never really focused on, I remember in the background of one episode, there was a case of Cool Ranch Soda sitting on the shelf. The horror...
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