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- therayven, on 11/03/2009, -1/+97Five pages for ten quotes and not even a single video? This isn't an article, it's a ***** atrocity. Go straight to hell.
- rmtamm, on 11/03/2009, -1/+50The Joys of Potty Training
Line: "Listen you, I'll use these facilities when I'm damn well ready! Until then, you shall continue to sanitize my crevasse and be damn grateful for the opportunity! Starting right... [strains, then gives up] Well, not now... but soon!"
Episode: "Brian in Love" (Season 2)
Stewie's Broadway Tryout
Line: "You know, Mother, as first lady of the American stage Helen Hayes once said...'I'm going to kill you!'"
Episode: "The King is Dead" (Season 2)
Eviscerate the Proletariat!
Line: "Now look here, you gourd-bellied codpiece! Allow me to purchase the provisions I demand or I shall transform your blue collar into a red one in... Who the deuce are you? No, I don't have any spare change! Where the hell would I keep it, in my diaper? Get out of here, you hobo! Oh, bloody hell. Is this thing still on?"
Episode: "The Story on Page One" (Season 2)
A Video Confessional
Line: "There's always been a lot of tension between Lois and me. And it's not so much that I want to kill her, it's just... I want her... not to be alive anymore. I sometimes wonder if all women are this difficult. And then I think to myself, 'My God! Wouldn't it be marvelous if I turned out to be a homosexual?'"
Episode: "15 Minutes of Shame" (Season 3)
Stewie vs. Meg, Round 1
Meg: "Everybody! Guess what I am?"
Stewie: "Hmm, the end result of a drunken backseat grope-fest and a broken prophylactic?"
Episode: "And the Wiener Is..." (Season 3)
Stewie's Critique on Teenagers
Line "Ha! I got your hat! Take that, hatless! Now go back to the quad and resume your hackey sack tourney! I'm not gonna lay down for some frat boy bastard, with his damn Teva sandals and his Skoal Bandits and his Abercrombie and Fitch long-sleeved, open-stitched, crew neck Henley, smoking his sticky buds out of a soda can while watching his favorite downloaded Simpsons episodes every night! Yes, we all love 'Mr. Plow'! Oh, you've got the song memorized, do you? So does everyone else! That is exactly the kind of idiot you see at Taco Bell at 1 in the morning! The guy who just whiffed his way down the bar skank ladder!"
Episode: "8 Simple Rules For Buying My Teenage Daughter" (Season 4)
Stewie vs. Meg, Round 2
Line: "Oh, yes, Meg. Yes, yes, yes, everything was going swimmingly for you until this. Yes, yes, this is the thing that will ruin your reputation, not your years of grotesque appearance or awkward social graces, or that Felix Unger-ish way you clear your sinuses. No, no, it's this. Do you hear yourself talk? I might kill you tonight."
Episode: "Petarded" (Season 4)
Time for a Maintenance Check-up?
Line: "So is there any tread left on the tires, or at this point would it be more like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?"
Episode: "Petarded" (Season 4)
Stewie's Supportive Side
Line: "Oh, I know it hurts now, Brian, but look at the bright side, you have some new material for that novel you've been writing. You know, the...the novel you've been working on? You know, the...the one, uh, you been working on for three years? You know, the...the novel?"
Episode: "Brian the Bachelor" (Season 4)
The Secret to Scoring a Date
Line: "No, if I was being mean, when you opened the door, I would've said, 'Oh, hey, Ray Liotta, is Olivia home?' You see, I thought you were Ray Liotta because your skin has the texture of a decorative autumn squash."
Episode: "Chick Cancer" (Season 5) - scecilio, on 11/03/2009, -1/+18I miss the old Stewie Griffin.
- IamNOTmrT, on 11/03/2009, -2/+17"So is there any tread left on the tires, or at this point would it be more like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?"
Genius - DDRSkata, on 11/03/2009, -3/+17This just shows how awesome Family Guy used to be and makes the current empty shell of a show that calls itself Family Guy look that much worse.
- crazzy88ss, on 11/03/2009, -1/+13Do not collect $200.
- Doopdoop, on 11/03/2009, -0/+11Dugg this.
Buried the article. - kolop1, on 11/03/2009, -0/+8These are funny when Stewie say them. Reading them out of context is not funny.
- inactive, on 11/03/2009, -0/+8This trend of putting simple ***** across many pages to increase SEO has got to stop.
And people who submit this ***** need to be banned. - FloorModel, on 11/03/2009, -0/+7Meg: Mom guess what! I made the Flag Girl squad
Stewie: Flag Girl? Ummmm, yes good for you... Now you can be somewhere else when the boys don't call! - nepidae, on 11/03/2009, -0/+7All on one page:
http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0007649/quotes - MacBandit, on 11/03/2009, -0/+7I hear them in my head in Stewie's voice. Actually most of the voices in my head have Stewie's voice. Is that weird?
- beaudanker, on 11/03/2009, -1/+7Wasn't that stolen from Deuce Bigalow?
- Raz0rEdge, on 11/03/2009, -1/+7I'm sorry but that's just dumb..if you don't find it to be funny after one or two episodes, why do you continue watching? I don't think any of the shows that pass for comedy these days are funny at all, I've seen at least one episode and don't bother with any..
- huntermaclean, on 11/03/2009, -1/+7Missed.
[Stewie has run away and Brian discovers this note]
Stewie: Dear Stupid Dog, I've gone to live with the children on Jolly Farm. Good-bye forever, Stewie. P.S.- I never got a chance to return that sweater Lois gave me for Christmas, I left the receipt on top of my bureau. I'm probably over the 30-day return limit, but I'm sure if you make a fuss they'll at least give you a store credit or something. It's actually not a horrible sweater, it's just I can't imagine when I would ever wear it, you know? Oh and I also left a button on the bureau, um I'm not sure what it goes to but um I, I can never bring myself to throw a button away, I know as soon as I do, I'll find the garment it goes to and then it'll, wait a minute actually could it have been from the sweater? Did that sweater have buttons? Hmm. Well I should wrap this up before I start to ramble. Again good-bye forever. PPS- You know what, it might be a little chilly in London, I'm actually going to take the sweater. - Calumk, on 11/03/2009, -1/+7install autopager
makes it so much better for reading stupid 5 page articles - theOster, on 11/03/2009, -0/+4yeah the hell with that. and i think the best family guy insult is from brian:
"Connie, I think I have a theory about why you're such a bitch. You see, Connie, you're popular because you developed early and started putting out when you were 12, but now, you can't stand to look at yourself in the mirror because all you see is a whore. So you pick on Meg to avoid the inevitable realization that once your body is used up by age 19, you're gonna be a worn-out, chalky skin, burlap sack that even your stepdad won't want. How's that? Am I in the ball park?" - guyincognitoo, on 11/03/2009, -0/+4I tend to read things in Professor Farnsworth's voice, is that any better?
- stainboy, on 11/03/2009, -0/+4(To Meg) "Let me put it this way. In an attic somewhere, there's a portrait of you getting prettier."
- XxbladesfirexX, on 11/03/2009, -0/+4Oh cool, five pages... that's one way to artificially boost your traffic stats.
- provoko, on 11/03/2009, -0/+4This is why I buried!
- nepidae, on 11/03/2009, -0/+31) copy/paste some quotes from IMDB
2) ?
3) profit - Mujokan, on 11/03/2009, -0/+3Not going to trawl through the pages, but I hope this one is in there. (Brian's novel) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWsGvWwUctk
- pgriffinmonmout, on 11/03/2009, -3/+6WTF......10 quotes = 5 pages?????
- boo3710, on 11/03/2009, -0/+3I don't think he meant it literally.
- provoko, on 11/03/2009, -0/+3What a horrible digg, what a great bury.
- mm63, on 11/03/2009, -0/+3"Brian, please say over when you are finished talking. over!"
- DankBuddz, on 11/03/2009, -0/+3Being Republican won't help much (if you can't laugh at yourself), so that might be an issue.
- Elranzer, on 11/03/2009, -0/+2I keep watching The Simpsons, hoping one day it will be funny again. The last time I laughed at it was 1998.
- swagv, on 11/03/2009, -0/+2I swear half of digg is navel-gazing over past television shows.
- Cepster, on 11/03/2009, -1/+3Got Bury #4 on this. Woo-hoo!
- roflbrothel, on 11/03/2009, -0/+2Buried for 5 page *****.
- Jeembo, on 11/03/2009, -0/+2You ever parked your bicycle in an airplane hangar?
- 4321234, on 11/03/2009, -0/+2:|
- dyounkin, on 11/03/2009, -0/+2noticed no quotes from recent seasons... 'nuff said.
- soulonfire928, on 11/03/2009, -0/+2That particular one wasn't listed in their quotes, but another time when Stewie was making fun of Brian about the book was included.
- Elranzer, on 11/03/2009, -0/+2Power User's job is to submit pages with as many ads possible for as little content as possible.
- beaudanker, on 11/03/2009, -0/+2You ever throw a toothpick into a volcano?
- theOster, on 11/03/2009, -0/+2how the ***** did you get through the ad?? thank you.
- roflbrothel, on 11/03/2009, -0/+1Thank you.
- roflbrothel, on 11/03/2009, -0/+1GOOD NEWS EVERYONE!
- jonnyboy1544, on 11/03/2009, -0/+1What a waste... the quote even sucked. Where was the "I bet she can fit that whole bottle in her mouth" line?
- costumemaker, on 11/03/2009, -0/+1Some people are so miserable that they need to make themselves more miserable just so they have a reason to complain. That's my experience.
- VinceIP, on 11/03/2009, -0/+1I actually like the new Stewie better. The "evil baby genius" thing was not entertaining to me at all.
- MacBandit, on 11/03/2009, -0/+1@roflbrothel
You can't even begin to imagine how sinister that sounded in the voice of Stewie! - Elranzer, on 11/03/2009, -0/+1I feel the same way about The Simpsons, and Futurama (if you consider the four crappy movies the "new" Futurama).
- Skyebeka, on 11/03/2009, -2/+1Oh my god FIVE PAGES!?! Really?!? What were they thinking making us click our mouse FIVE TIMES!?! Wait...FOUR TIMES we had to click to see those five pages!!! Uugggg! It's evil and it's wrong and I'm really, really upset! How dare they artificially boost their traffic stats and take something from another website that some of us never saw before and share it with everyone else so that some of us can laugh because it's funny to us but not all of us because some of us believes it used to be funnier than it is now!!! Damn those bastards!
- Cuddlefish, on 11/03/2009, -3/+1Oh my god, is it really so difficult to click your mouse button five whole times in a minute? We really need an add-on to automate the process? *Insert ASCII hand on forehead here.*
- beaudanker, on 11/03/2009, -3/+1But everyone SAYS it's funny so I keep an open mind about it. There are some chuckles here and there but not enough to justify it still being on the air. The show should have died the first time they took it off the air.
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