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- Snoosy, on 03/19/2009, -1/+488Using ***** is infinitely cooler than using the word tweet.
If someone says, "I just sent you a *****," I can guarantee you I would look at it. - johnnr2, on 03/19/2009, -8/+355Colbert is genius.
- Fryhole, on 03/19/2009, -1/+314Best part is Meredith admitting she has Twatted before too.
- morrissey79, on 03/20/2009, -13/+229twatting while farking = fark *****
twatting while digging = ***** digg
FYI, Digg is like my wife, Fark is like my red headed mistress, Facebook is like my highschool buddy, Twitter is that hot girl at the bus stop that i've never spoken to, Reddit is that friend of a friend that i have no real connection to, 4chan is my little brother's annoying friend that likes tenticle porn. - TyIzaeL, on 03/20/2009, -2/+171"Tweeting" will henceforth be referred to as "twatting".
- gunshotglitter, on 03/20/2009, -2/+170***** did he say?
- sidianmsjones, on 03/20/2009, -1/+155I ***** hear you.
- Maynza, on 03/20/2009, -1/+138Wow I almost sat though a 30 second commercial for a 30 second clip...
And what the ***** is tmz talking about "slip of the tounge" that was definitely intentional. - deathfix, on 03/20/2009, -1/+121Nevermind, I fingered it out.
- inactive, on 03/20/2009, -0/+116TMZ = AIDS
- fandyllic, on 03/19/2009, -1/+101Well, what do you call someone who uses Twitter? I'd call them a "twatter".
- zimmbear, on 03/20/2009, -2/+84i believe "to *****" is what they say on the site "clitter".
- inactive, on 03/20/2009, -2/+81So you.... ***** your computer?
- XedLos, on 03/20/2009, -2/+62***** TMZ
- Paulish, on 03/20/2009, -0/+56I love how smug Colbert's face is after he says it. He knows what kinda prudes they are.
- ligyron, on 03/20/2009, -2/+58I don't know why TMZ is saying it was a slip of the tongue. He was clearly just being witty as usual. He only makes a strange face because of how they took it. His face screamed "Really? That joke caught you off guard? This is 2009, right? I make these kind of jokes on my show every day"
- l00segravel, on 03/20/2009, -15/+70REALLY!?! click a link to click a link to watch an advert to watch a video...?!?!?!?!?!?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4EoN4nr5FQ
also...f^*#k off digg!!! - Sup3rSh3ep, on 03/20/2009, -1/+56best part is seeing him about to laugh
- LordofChaosIori, on 03/20/2009, -4/+48Pussy.
- ToyYoda, on 03/20/2009, -6/+48direct link to twattage
http://www.tmz.com/videos?autoplay=true&mediaK ... - gnarkill726, on 03/20/2009, -4/+45Vagina.
- jrackow, on 03/20/2009, -2/+41"So have I."
- disraeligears54, on 03/20/2009, -2/+39I am so confused by what I just read...
- happytedium, on 03/20/2009, -5/+38http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa316/gregv416/ ... (SFW)
- UtopiaInTheSky, on 03/20/2009, -1/+32Oh man, the look on Colbert's face, classic.
- inactive, on 03/20/2009, -3/+32Colbert > Twitter
- iletumi, on 03/20/2009, -0/+28The grin after he said it is awesome. I love it when he catches people off guard with his sense of humor.
- agentsrecord, on 03/19/2009, -8/+34I thought 'twatted' meant post-cunnilingus. "I have twatted!" *wipes mouth*
- Egroh08, on 03/20/2009, -3/+29You need to calm down.
- jhuckleberry, on 03/20/2009, -0/+22and regretting it
- inactive, on 03/20/2009, -1/+21******
- feignNU, on 03/20/2009, -0/+19Eh? cum again?
- Waaaaalt, on 03/20/2009, -0/+18Colbert > Anything
- ALPHABETlQUE, on 03/20/2009, -3/+21@stephencolbert hahahaha
- Frostek, on 03/20/2009, -2/+19Anything > Twitter
- acephreak, on 03/20/2009, -1/+17There was a time when she was kinda milfy.
- Egroh08, on 03/20/2009, -2/+18C-C-C-***** Breaker!
- ryanonfire, on 03/20/2009, -2/+17And not the good kind!
- evergrim, on 03/20/2009, -1/+16It was funny when Meredith said "So have I," then immediately realized what a ***** was. :)
- TyrannousDotNet, on 03/20/2009, -0/+15i that that.
- zimmbear, on 03/20/2009, -0/+14What?
- j035u5, on 03/20/2009, -4/+17then dont say it
- pudly, on 03/20/2009, -4/+17You guys ruined it:
"*****? ***** did you say?
I'm sorry, I ***** hear you,
I have an ***** in my ear.
Oh well, ***** okay, I'll finger it out later" - Tulumbo, on 03/20/2009, -2/+15i'm looking at the moon from my living room window. it's the same moon that you could be looking at right now. that blows my mind.
- tgc1, on 03/20/2009, -0/+13She's all like "Did he just say that?"
and he's like "Oh yeah, I said that... now watch as I put this smug look on my face. I'm so pleased."
She's like "Well I better keep this from becoming a clitastrophy... So yeah I ***** too! And now a commercial" - johndatserakis, on 03/20/2009, -0/+13I take it you've never touched a woman before?
- ubenjammin2, on 03/20/2009, -0/+13Its slang for vagina. I believe they have that in Germany no?
- Arramol, on 03/20/2009, -1/+13I want to be like him when I grow up.
- Devilboy666, on 03/20/2009, -3/+15I believe the correct terminology is 'Twit'
- jcsoc, on 03/20/2009, -1/+12and twitterers will be known as *****
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