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- Leminnes, on 07/10/2009, -2/+129Five pages... IGN. You can suck my balls.
- spazticmidget, on 07/09/2009, -8/+111Really? just 10? and 5 pages? really?
- inactive, on 07/09/2009, -0/+89screw you guys, im goin home
- Minapan, on 07/10/2009, -1/+69im not just sure, im HIV positive
- eTronicGaming, on 07/11/2009, -3/+6710. Affleck'd
Line: "Mom! Ben Affleck is naked in my bed!"
Episode: "Fat Butt and Pancake Head" (Season 7)
9. Cartman's List
Line: "I've lost almost ten pounds now. You see what I mean? I totally know what it's like to be a Jew in the Holocaust now."
Episode: Tsst! (Season 10)
8. Hippies…
Line: "Hippies. They're everywhere. They wanna save the Earth, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad."
Episode: "Die, Hippies, Die" (Season 9)
7. The Family Guy Rant
Line: "I am nothing like Family Guy! When I make jokes, they are inherent to a story – deep, situational and emotional jokes based on what is relevant and has a point! Not just one random, interchangeable joke after another!"
Episode: "Cartoon Wars, Part I" (Season 10)
6. "Whateva! I do what I want!"
Line: "Oh yeah? I run with 12 gangs, and we only commit hate crimes! Whateva! I do what I want!"
Episode: "Freak Strike" (Season 6)
5. Where's Mel?
Line: "If I knew where Mel Gibson was, I'd be down on my knees licking his balls."
Episode: "Passion of the Jew" (Season 8)
4. Not Gay
Line: "I checked on the internet, Kyle, and getting Butters to put my wiener in his mouth wouldn't make me not gay!"
Episode: "Cartman Sucks" (Season 11)
3. Take One For the (Nambla) Team
Line: "Look – these perverts aren't going to rest until they've made love to one of us, right? So one of us is just going to have to go out there and take one for the team. And I think in all fairness, it should be Butters."Episode: "Cartman Joins Nambla" (Season 4)
2. Pleasing Jesus
Line: "I want to get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus. I want to feel his salvation all over my face."
Episode: "Christian Rock Hard" (Season 7)
1. "…Yummy, you guys!"
Line: "Your tears are so yummy and sweet. Ohhh, the tears of immeasurable sadness! Yummy, you guys!"
Episode: "Scott Tenorman Must Die" (Season 5) - fr3nch, on 07/10/2009, -0/+41No video clips...IGN. You can suck my balls.
- xaccie, on 07/10/2009, -0/+41Cartman: Well, you know. You'll just be sitting there, minding your own business, and they'll come marching in, and crawl up your leg, and start biting the inside of your ass, and you'll be all like, "Hey. Get out of my ass you stupid rainbows."
Stan: Cartman, what the hell are you talking about?
Cartman: I'm talking about rainbows. I hate those friggin' things.
Kyle: Rainbows are those little arches of color that show up after a rainstorm.
Cartman: Oh. RainBOWS. Yeah, I like those. Those are cool. - inactive, on 07/10/2009, -0/+36they could have at least included videos with all those pages instead of just single lines from his rants.
- chriscim, on 07/09/2009, -1/+34I knew what #1 was going to be. That has to be the best episode ever.
- Minapan, on 07/10/2009, -0/+32Kyle: What where you talking about
Cartman: Oh nothing
Kyle: No! what marches, crawls up your leg, and starts biting the inside of your ass?
Cartman: NOTHING!
classic! - screensnot, on 07/11/2009, -0/+30If I made a Top Cartman Quotes List, it would need 100 entries minimum.
But, they'd all be on one page. - inactive, on 07/10/2009, -0/+21I don't think they'll ever top the ending of Scott Tenorman Must Die. The first time I saw it my jaw dropped and I was silent for a good 30 seconds. Although getting shat on by Mel Gibson came close.
- poidh, on 07/10/2009, -1/+20So where the ***** are the videos?
- CptBuck, on 07/10/2009, -1/+20Considering how all southpark episodes are online in a legal format, it would have been nice for them to include clips or a link to the actual episodes.
- or3n, on 07/11/2009, -0/+19IGN. You're breakin' my balls here.
- CaptObvious, on 07/11/2009, -0/+17So what was it?
- justinlarsen, on 07/10/2009, -2/+15I actually dispute cartman being the star, and nominate Randy Marsh.
- Apocalyptic0n3, on 07/11/2009, -2/+145 Pages and no videos? ***** that.
- Benjigga, on 07/10/2009, -2/+13There is nothing I love more than scroll through six pages for a top ten list! This article saved my life AND my marriage! Highly recommended! A+++! Thanks IGN!
- mrswirl, on 07/11/2009, -1/+12"*****, *****, *****, ass, titties, boner, bitch, muff, pussy, *****, butthole, Barbra Streisand!"
- jmdwinter, on 07/09/2009, -1/+12I respect his authoritah!
- OSXpert, on 07/11/2009, -0/+11The original comic?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Detective-33-Bat ... - BrownieMix, on 07/10/2009, -0/+8Made you eat your parents!
- falser, on 07/11/2009, -0/+8I'm not a minor, do you see a shovel in my hand?
- crwbot, on 07/10/2009, -1/+8Don't need multiple pages for this *****.
- evilsnoopi3, on 07/11/2009, -0/+7IGN knows that it's #1 pick (Cartman's"defining moment") is meant as an homage to Shakespeare's Titus Andronicus right? I mean, should it even be considered part of the character since it's really a thinly veiled re-telling of the classic play? Anybody?
No?
Dammit. Screw you guys, I'm goin' home. - SilverBack101, on 07/11/2009, -0/+6Randy with his response to the question on TV "People who annoy you".
- feignNU, on 07/11/2009, -0/+6Ouch dude. He just pwned you in the manberries.
- inactive, on 07/11/2009, -0/+6Awwww! Ben Affleck spooge!
- LenBaird, on 07/11/2009, -0/+5He's had some strong episodes lately, but Cartman does have "The Coon" going for him lol.
- urik88, on 07/11/2009, -2/+7Buried for 5 pages.
- CaptObvious, on 07/11/2009, -0/+5If I could say titty sprinkles on national television, I would be SO happy
- falser, on 07/11/2009, -0/+5This is ectoplasm. Where did that ghost go?
- blindmelon1, on 07/11/2009, -0/+4My favourite quote:
"Yeah, if some girl tried to kick my ass, I'd be like, "Hey! Why don't you stop dressin' me up like a mailman,and making me dance for you while you go and smoke crack in your bedroom and have sex with some guy I don't even know, on my dad's bed!" - Jonesyxxiv, on 07/11/2009, -0/+4http://www.teesoft.info/content/view/68/1/ This extention is amazing, it automatically turns multipage article/google searches/anything into a single page.
- beetrixi, on 07/09/2009, -2/+6But payback can be a bitch.
http://southparktalk.com/news/best-paybacks-agains ... - Mankind121, on 07/11/2009, -2/+6This ***** is ridiculous, ***** 5 pages!
- or3n, on 07/11/2009, -1/+5"I am a cop, and you will respect my authoritah!!!"
- NaturalCauzes, on 07/10/2009, -1/+4Wait, no videos? I would totally bury this but now im just gonna look them all up on SPS.
- Hero0fTime, on 07/11/2009, -0/+3"Yes! Yesss!! Oh, let me taste your tears, Scott! [starts licking Scott's tears off his face] Mm, your tears are so yummy and sweet.
Oh, the tears of unfathomable sadness! Mmyummy you guys!" - robbh66, on 07/10/2009, -0/+3Seconded.
Cartman *used* to be the star. Not anymore. - brycehun, on 07/11/2009, -0/+3These quotes are garbage too, there are waaay more offensive and hilarious statements that have come out of Cartman's mouth.
- esc27, on 07/13/2009, -0/+3Butters > Cartman
- Soniti, on 07/11/2009, -0/+3He was also General Robert E. Lee- leader of the Confederasah!
- nard3456, on 07/11/2009, -0/+3Dude, you know that feeling you get when you take a huge dump? Awesome.
- Siskoraban, on 07/11/2009, -0/+3Pretty much.
- GDOG5, on 07/11/2009, -0/+3no videos = lame list
- BIOHazard87, on 07/11/2009, -0/+3That Bitch!
- Amadeus2490, on 07/11/2009, -0/+3http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4Cw-TK62vA
- subliminali, on 07/11/2009, -1/+3has ign always been this ***** and covered in ads?
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