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- Golarian, on 06/01/2009, -7/+257Dugg for J.J. Abrams keyboard solo.
- ElSantos, on 06/01/2009, -1/+160Uhhhh because it's MTV?
- vertigo242, on 06/01/2009, -4/+157dugg for mark wahlberg's hat
- OSXpert, on 06/01/2009, -12/+141When cool explosions are walking away, they don't look at Chuck Norris.
- eraser852, on 06/01/2009, -1/+116Of course Twilight won all the awards.
Only 16 year old girls watch MTV.
Sheesh. - RussLieber, on 06/01/2009, -3/+114if this was the highlight of the show im glad i missed it
- Xanthan, on 06/01/2009, -3/+104On the other hand the Mythbusters love to look at explosions and they are definitely cool
- dmanmax99, on 06/01/2009, -3/+97How the hell did Twilight win so many categories?
- shujin, on 06/01/2009, -3/+95If you watched this video, then you are obviously lame for looking at explosions
- deeboe, on 06/01/2009, -3/+94Chuck Norris looks at explosions, because everything he looks at explodes.
- konartis, on 06/01/2009, -0/+79"Cool guys don't look at explosions": BUSTED.
- DrCyclops, on 06/01/2009, -1/+71Because the MTV movie awards are geared towards the teen and preteen demographic, which isn't exactly known for its refined artistic tastes.
Does that work for you? - coondog35, on 06/01/2009, -0/+63Something to do with the Jonas Brothers. I don't know.
- daschupa, on 06/01/2009, -0/+58Pfft, I watched it in a mirror while walking away.
- andytronic, on 06/01/2009, -0/+48cuz it wasn't going to win anything anywhere else.
- goodwood21, on 06/01/2009, -7/+50Your also not allowed to smile when an explosion is going off - unless of course its a firework.
- deema1, on 06/01/2009, -2/+39Bruno's crotch in Eminem's face was unreal. I hope it wasn't staged.
- Lonandubh, on 06/01/2009, -1/+37Because MTV is now a soulless corporate machination?
- J353, on 06/01/2009, -1/+34Does MTV even claim that the "M" stands for "music" anymore?
- jiggawatt, on 06/01/2009, -0/+29No MTV for Old Men.
We've grown up, MTV hasn't. We may long for the days when MTV sold us rock videos and an alternative outlet to the mainstream, but they are the mainstream now. The tail wags the dog. - reuscel, on 06/01/2009, -4/+32"M.T.V.-Get Off The Air" by the Dead Kennedys
Fun Fun Fun in the fluffy chair
Flame up the herb
Woof down the beer
[click!]
Hi
I'm your video DJ
I always talk like I'm wigged out on quaaludes
I wear a satin baseball jacket everywhere I go
My job is to help destroy
What's left of your imagination
By feeding you endless doses
Of sugar-coated mindless garbage
So don't create
Be sedate
Be a vegetable at home
And thwack on that dial
If we have our way even you will believe
This is the future of rock and roll
How far will you go
How low will you stoop
To tranquilize our minds with your sugar-coated swill
You've turned rock and roll rebellion
Into Pat Boone sedation
Making sure nothing's left to the imagination
M.T.V. Get off the
M.T.V. Get off the
M.T.V. Get off the air
Get off the air
See the latest rejects from the muppet show
Wag their ***** and their dicks
As they lip-synch on screen
There's something I don't like
About a band who always smiles
Another tax write-off
For some schmuck who doesn't care
M.T.V. Get off the air
And so it was
Our beloved corporate gods
Claimed they created rock video
Allowing it to sink as low in one year
As commercial TV has in 25
"It's the new frontier," they say
It's wide open, anything can happen
But you've got a lot of nerve
To call yourself a pioneer
When you're too god-damn conservative
To take real chances.
Tin-eared
Graph-paper brained accountants
Instead of music fans
Call all the shots at giant record companies now
The lowest common denominator rules
Forget honesty
Forget creativity
The dumbest buy the mostest
That's the name of the game
But sales are slumping
And no one will say why
Could it be they put out one too many lousy records?!?
M.T.V.-Get off the air!
NOW - flyingsquirle, on 06/01/2009, -1/+27Lyle! You crazy bastard, you did it again...
- RusskiGuy, on 06/01/2009, -0/+26There were explosions? I just saw guys walking toward the camera, while trying hard not to blink, in slow motion.
- RooX, on 06/01/2009, -0/+25how does one jump out of a dildo? Inquiring minds want to know.
- barnsaton, on 06/01/2009, -0/+24*You're
- flyingsquirle, on 06/01/2009, -3/+27ABCDEFGHIJKL NOPQRSTUVWXYZ
ok now what? - pooter654, on 06/01/2009, -2/+26buries be damned - you are absolutely right about coke. I think that same thought every time I see one of those damned commercials. It's all a tease.
- inactive, on 06/01/2009, -2/+25They should just drop the M.
- inactive, on 06/01/2009, -3/+24Everyone knows that the bomb always goes off right when you jump out of the building/car/boat/dildo/base/plane
- AntonMoss, on 06/01/2009, -1/+22But really, that scene when Logan walks away from the explosion in Wolverine is goddamn awful.
- Ridesabike, on 06/01/2009, -0/+20Mainstream TeleVision
- Synn, on 06/01/2009, -0/+19Even the Joker?
- SPARTACVS, on 06/01/2009, -0/+17I really don't think his part could've been more awesome. All of a sudden... SUNGLASSES.
- Jeepy, on 06/01/2009, -5/+20To be fair Anton wasn't trying to be cool he blew up the car to distract the people in the pharmacy while he stole drugs. It would be kind of stupid to stare at your own diversion. I'm probably over analyzing a silly digital short though but it's just the film minor in me. Not to be confused with the filming of me in a minor.
- catch-22, on 06/01/2009, -0/+14Say hi to your mother for me, okay?
- danwallace, on 06/01/2009, -0/+13Plausible.
- hotpuck6, on 06/01/2009, -1/+14I watch my super sweet 16.
But only on mute.
and with the curtains closed.
and my door locked.
and hand lotion. - Sneezyx, on 06/01/2009, -1/+13it's
- BobAlmightyX, on 06/01/2009, -1/+13Dugg for Eminem's face full of Bruno sack and ass. Lol, that was messed up.
- DrCyclops, on 06/01/2009, -0/+12I liked that they had a special category for "best WTF moment" and the only one they could come up with for Slumdog Millionaire was when the kid jumped into the big pile of *****. The deliberate blinding of children by unscrupulous orphanage operators doesn't rate a solid WTF, apparently.
- phyx726, on 06/01/2009, -1/+12I'd read your book.
- ivansusanin, on 06/01/2009, -3/+13lyle, never have i met anyone who has convinced me of their authenticity so quickly. although this is the internet and there's a chance i'm wrong, i'm profoundly moved by the stories you've shared in the short time you've actually been a member here. wisdom's a hard thing to come by nowadays. i salute you.
- BankFailure, on 06/01/2009, -1/+11***** Mickey Mouse MTV
- Plant11, on 06/02/2009, -0/+10A coke tease.
- sindex, on 06/01/2009, -0/+10my what?
- sindex, on 06/01/2009, -0/+9A get-away car.
- Valiantheart, on 06/01/2009, -1/+10I think you meant to say the movie Wolverine was goddamn awful.
- praisethelard, on 06/01/2009, -0/+9Yeah, cause no one suspects the guy that is not at all surprised by an explosion.
- adamnst, on 06/01/2009, -0/+9canadian/international mirror:
http://www.geeksaresexy.net/2009/06/01/monday-morn ... -
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