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- TobiasParker, on 11/06/2009, -27/+1620Im not saying that his appendix ruptured because of a sexual transmitted disease from the girl he raped and murdered in 1990...but i am the only one brave enough to ask these questions.
- iskin, on 11/06/2009, -8/+637It was such a good impression that I started to hate Stewart.
- Q8Jin, on 11/06/2009, -7/+520Glenn Beck's body is rejecting him!
It was bound to happen at some point. - edcrosay, on 11/06/2009, -3/+444I think his ***** has already been sealed closed. That's why there is always ***** coming out of his mouth.
- dntn31, on 11/06/2009, -29/+457I for one don't understand why Jon Stewart won't address the allegations that he verbally raped and satirically murdered a crazy ***** in 2009. Why won't Jon Stewart deny these allegations? I'm not accusing Jon Stewart of verbally raping and satirically murdering a crazy ***** in 2009 - in fact, I don't think he did! But I can't help but wonder, since he has failed to deny these horrible allegations, why won't he deny that he verbally raped and satirically murdered a crazy ***** in 2009?
11/3 - never forget. - irfanmp, on 11/06/2009, -6/+353Canadian mirror: http://watch.thecomedynetwork.ca/the-daily-show-wi ...
British mirror (starts at about 6:44): http://www.channel4.com/programmes/the-daily-show- ... - RagManX, on 11/06/2009, -2/+328You'd think he'd just release the documentation that proves he hasn't done anything wrong. Thank you for asking the tough questions. I doubt these rumors are true, but it's good to see someone willing to take on the mainstream media's cover-up of this important question so we can know the truth.
- jrobbi, on 11/06/2009, -17/+342The amazing thing is that Glen hasn't gone out and just said that he didn't rape and murder that young girl in 1990 (or murder THEN rape a young girl). It has been months since you have been accused and still you admit nothing. The only assumption left to make is he has something to hide and will soon rape again. Your team of ivy league lawyers have been trying to cover this up by attacking this web site that as simply been asking questions http://glennbeckrapedandmurderedayounggirlin1990.c ...
The only conclusion that this leads me to is that he is attacking our freedoms by attacking the web site; he is creating a climate where no one can question Glen or his motives. I'm scared, scared for the next girl that will get raped by glen, scared by the police who are letting him walk the streets, scared by republicans who not only support him but support rapist http://www.alternet.org/blogs/healthwellness/14316 ...
I just love my country so much *cries* we live in America, WHERE PEOPLE WHO RAPE AND MURDER YOUNG GIRLS IN 1990 MUST STAND UP AND ADMIT TO WHAT THEY'VE HAVE OR HAVEN'T DONE. When he admits to what he's done we will rest but until then we must continue to put the pressure on Beck. - awinters, on 11/06/2009, -7/+304I was surprised that it went on so long, but it was hilarious. I don't watch Glenn Beck often because he makes my ears bleed, but from what I've seen, mostly in clips of people making fun of him, the gestures and everything were very good. The crying of course is the trademark.
Good times. - matrixarp, on 11/06/2009, -6/+275You went full retard, man. NEVER go full retard.
- AmazingSteve, on 11/06/2009, -8/+267It also makes a total ***** of him and is slowly driving him further around the bend. Fair trade.
- inactive, on 11/06/2009, -20/+249Glenn Beck: Modern day Don Quixote.
- thaguru, on 11/06/2009, -7/+222NAIL-ED IT!
- bossgalaga, on 11/06/2009, -3/+213That was an amazing performance. He stayed with it the whole time. The nuances were uncanny.
- xerograde, on 11/06/2009, -5/+202Give him the Emmy already.
- enclaved, on 11/06/2009, -3/+194Its not a rumor BigW, it's merely the people wanting to know if Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990. No one is saying Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990 or that he may or may not have gotten an STD from the girl he may have raped and murdered in 1990 we're just asking if his appendix burst from an STD that he got from a girl raped and murdered in 1990. And doesn't America deserve to know?
"This effort to point to those you disagree with and shout in contempt, versus having a rational discussion will eventually be the end of us"
You mean we're sick of being the only rational ones and have thus decided to just act like the people we're in contempt of? - Makave22, on 11/06/2009, -4/+185Im down for the 11/3 project!
- chrissku, on 11/06/2009, -13/+176I wish someone would walk into his hospital room pre-surgery and write 'penis reduction & fuse patients ***** closed' on his chart. Now if I'm the doctor I would have no reason to beleive the chart was doctored up & I would perform the 2 surgeries the chart calls for.
- WhiskeyLemur, on 11/06/2009, -6/+150Look up the definition of "satire" please. Take your time - I'll wait.
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Ok, got it?
I hope you fee like an asshat now. - acknotSW, on 11/06/2009, -1/+127I also doubt they are true, but how can we know? HOW? I have 2 nieces who live just a few states away from this man, what if they are the same age as the girl that might or might not exist? Should I try and get my sister to put bars on their windows?
- jrm125, on 11/06/2009, -3/+123His external organ may have ended up inside a young girl in 1990
- Logicexe, on 11/06/2009, -2/+115Hey! Get your Socialism out of my Nazism!
- phike, on 11/06/2009, -5/+115In summary, Beck is a crazy bitch.
- Crimeodial, on 11/06/2009, -3/+110It's from a comedy show. There's nothing funny about what happened yesterday, so obviously the Daily Show wouldn't do a sketch about. Jon did address it during the interview with the ambassador the U.N at the end of the show, however.
- AngryDeuce, on 11/06/2009, -2/+108"Cause if they can take Glenn Beck's burst Appendix to save his life, who's to say they can't take your healthy Appendix tomorrow to eat it fron of you and your children?"
LMFAO!!
Jon Stewart...I love you :) - virtualfred, on 11/06/2009, -2/+99It also makes people laugh...
- MikeyMoose, on 11/06/2009, -5/+90Wow - if ever a clip title was deserving of the hackneyed cliché, "Epic"...
- enantiodromia, on 11/06/2009, -3/+882/10
your work has really suffered lately. i'm putting you on notice. if you cannot improve the quality of your trolls within the next pay period, i will have to let you go. - AManWithNoName, on 11/06/2009, -3/+87Jon Stewart is a genius.
- johnnyfoto11, on 11/06/2009, -3/+86Bloody good performance
- downneck, on 11/06/2009, -0/+79Why won't Jon Stewart's Impression of Glenn Beck just come right out and deny these allegations that he raped and murdered a girl in 1990? What is Jon Stewart's Impression of Glenn Beck trying to hide?
- Meocross, on 11/06/2009, -2/+76Emmy Award Winning Clip.
- i23Photography, on 11/06/2009, -4/+77If we don't bring attention to the bad in this world, no one would know it's bad.
- eddygoombah, on 11/06/2009, -5/+77wait.... hold on... so that WASN'T Glenn Beck?
I'm confused. - bubbashine, on 11/06/2009, -2/+72So, Big Dubya, are you denying that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990? Or am I way off base? I dunno one way or the other about Beck's violent, criminal past, and won't speculate.
However, I am interested in the evidence you must be keeping to yourself concerning the alleged crime. - acknotSW, on 11/06/2009, -5/+74This is more like ridicule than attention.
- woofers07, on 11/06/2009, -3/+72Cry me a ***** river... oh wait you already did that.
- HypocriteDigg, on 11/06/2009, -3/+72What did you do after what the redneck fascist white trash did in Oklahoma City? Start hating yourself?
- gebradenkip, on 11/06/2009, -5/+72Jihadist Muslims shoot up people every day. So can I never again digg a brilliant impression?
- kenninator, on 11/06/2009, -2/+69zing!
- killtr0city, on 11/06/2009, -0/+6211 principles, 3 ... spices
- NotAChickenHawk, on 11/06/2009, -7/+69The rupturing of Glenn Beck's appendix is probably retribution from god either for that rumoured raping and murdering of a girl back in 1990, or for failing to deny it all these months.
- Maddoktor2, on 11/06/2009, -4/+66As far as Beck's surgery goes, they should just lay everything out on the table.
- Headinawheel, on 11/06/2009, -4/+65Satire isn't really something you understand, is it BigW?
- spoogieking012, on 11/06/2009, -0/+60HEEEYYY OOOOHHH!
- kromem, on 11/06/2009, -1/+60On the other hand - if it went to court for slander, Beck would have to prove it wasn't true, and answer the tough questions.
And at least then America would know. - tovarish22, on 11/06/2009, -0/+59Keep running at those windmills, Glenn.
- ridd1e, on 11/06/2009, -5/+61There’s no such thing as “Jon Stewart’s too long sketch”
- strongsad, on 11/06/2009, -0/+55WHOOOOOSH!!!
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(your head) - TheBSG, on 11/06/2009, -2/+54I like how the only flaws are when John can't help but crack a smile at how brilliant the sketch is. I hope it goes down in history as a very important piece of satire.
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