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Jack Bauer's Hit List

bauercount.com — Everyone that Jack has killed -- includes method of execution, photo, video, and time of death. Excellent.

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  • supermanred, on 10/12/2007, -1/+72Wow until Season 6 Jack killed around 136 people.... NICE!!!!

    And why did he kill them? Because they weren't going to kill themselves!!
    • primehifi, on 10/12/2007, -22/+5Me and the girlfriend got to thinking the other day while watching the end of season 5, how funny it would be to go back and count everyone whose died in all the seasons. All the main characters, villains and extras.

      It must be well over 2 or 3 thousand by now.
    • JC4P, on 10/12/2007, -106/+8does this include curtis?

      Also if you haven't seen the first 4 episodes of season 6 already, don't read this post
    • BigEasy, on 10/12/2007, -7/+2Damn, not even caught by duggmirror.
    • ilyag, on 10/12/2007, -1/+28The only reason he killed them was so he wouldn't have to carry them.
    • jpt62089, on 10/12/2007, -3/+78He even killed the database!





      Oh wait... that was us... sorry
    • noots, on 10/12/2007, -5/+36@ JC4P

      if you are indeed telling the truth, you're the biggest asshole on the planet.

      i didn't know, and it didnt REALLY bother me to be honest. But i know lots of people not wanting to hear anything 24 related and then you get ***** like you trying to be funny.
    • aplardi, on 10/12/2007, -15/+25 Episode 3 9:00am-10:00am "Abrams" Image/Video | Image/Video Palm Treo 650

      OMG HE SHOULD HAVE USED AN iPHONE
    • nickerbocker, on 10/12/2007, -0/+11I'll digg this site even though it's down. Just because today is 24 Day.
    • troller, on 10/12/2007, -4/+48Jack Bauer has killed 136 terrorists in 120 hours, what have you done with your life?
    • Jarodd, on 10/12/2007, -9/+6Someone should make a joke with Jack Bauer and Chuck Norris in it.
    • ModernTenshi, on 10/12/2007, -4/+25So let's see, in 120 hours, Jack has killed 136 people, died for his country twice and lived to tell about it, and saved the world 5 times . . . .

      What the ***** have you done with your life?

      What did Jack Bauer name his cat?

      Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris is a pussy.

      And let's face it: the only reason any of us is conscious right now is because Jack Bauer is too tired to carry any of us.
    • MSTK, on 10/12/2007, -3/+4Here's a list from a different site. I think it's the same one, so if duggmirror doesn't work I think this site probably copied & pasted from that site a while ago.

      http://24.wikia.com/wiki/On-screen_kills_by_Jack_Bauer
    • 1021, on 10/12/2007, -11/+1! SPOILER ALERT !

      hahah there is even a CurtisList ripoff as noted on this page, too bad Curtis gets whacked by Jack at the end of Episode 4... right before the nucleaur suitcase bomb blows up... gotta love pre-air release torrents due to Season 5 DVD set.
    • Flipsen, on 10/12/2007, -2/+1THIS IS JACK BAUR! I'M CALLING FOR THE PRESIDENT! TELL HIM ITS AN EMERGENCY, I NEED TO TAKE A CRAP!
  • zdlatham, on 10/12/2007, -2/+37This is great. We need a widget with a running total...
  • Harmless, on 10/12/2007, -2/+31Fantastic compilation of useless data. I love it.

    http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/index.php?tophundred

    >> When bad things happen to good people,
    >> its probably fate. When bad things happen to
    >> bad people, it’s probably Jack Bauer.
    • anagoge, on 10/12/2007, -1/+29"Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys."

      rofl
  • pimpsallad, on 10/12/2007, -1/+54I dugg this out of fear of Jack Bauer killing me.
  • jeepindon, on 10/12/2007, -8/+0Looks like the Digg effect took down the site. LOL
  • ij00mini, on 10/12/2007, -0/+8None of the mirrors I tried caught it. That includes Duggmirror, google cache, coral cache, and wayback machine.
    • ayeroxor, on 10/12/2007, -2/+84THAT'S A LIE!!! TELL ME THE LOCATION OF THE INFORMATION! WE DO NOT HAVE TIME! PEOPLE. ARE GOING. TO DIE.

      TELL ME WHAT I WANT TO KNOW!!!
    • Ryetronics, on 10/12/2007, -0/+30You forgot... "You're gonna have to trust me"
    • canewediggit, on 10/12/2007, -1/+4ayeroxor- thanks. i don't know if i've ever laughed that hard at a digg comment.
    • spidoman, on 10/12/2007, -1/+17@ayeroxor

      Despite your hilarious comment, I feel bad for you.

      Nobody impersonates Jack Bauer and gets away with it. You're dead within the day. (Unless you say you want full immunity)
    • charz0r, on 10/12/2007, -2/+3ayeroxor, you just made my day :D
  • clubmasta2, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6I love jack bauer
    • Cr0z, on 10/12/2007, -0/+20If you didn't love him, he'd torture you till you did.
  • Yareking, on 10/12/2007, -7/+1Digg effect...
  • Iknockstuffdown, on 10/12/2007, -4/+1Looks like it went down too fast for duggmirror to get it.
  • MaxwellTD, on 10/12/2007, -2/+1This may take awhile to load this list.
    • ayeroxor, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2"This may take awhile to load this list."

      By the time it loads, "awhile" will be a real word for that usage.

      /a while.
  • Cr0z, on 10/12/2007, -1/+13My connection is so scared of Jack Bauer it timed out when I tried to look at the link.
  • mikevickrocks, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2Google sort of caught it. But, no images or video of "the kill."

    http://72.14.203.104/search?hs=sUq&hl=en&lr=&c2coff=1&q=cache%3Ahttp%3A%2F%2Fwww.bauercount.com&btnG=Search
  • lostboy, on 10/12/2007, -3/+23Jack Bauer makes Chuck Norris cry with fear
  • Luthor, on 10/12/2007, -1/+9That's 136 people in 5 days...can you say serial killer?
  • iancgi, on 10/12/2007, -20/+2Why do they promote torture so much on 24?
    • spidoman, on 10/12/2007, -0/+20Because, Jack Bauer told them to. Don't be a pussy.

      You can hate torture in real life but if it's in 24, you better support it, and you better love it.
  • estacado, on 10/12/2007, -12/+1This season it's getting ridiculous. Biting a guys neck off?! Prediction: Jack's going to die, Assad is going to take his place next season.
  • TehChinny, on 10/12/2007, -1/+11i swear to god if you aren't kidding JC4P, i will ***** kill your whole family
    • Cr0z, on 10/12/2007, -0/+9Not if I get there first
    • spidoman, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3@TehChinny

      Extreme? Maybe. Deserved? Oh yeah. Luckily I've mastered the talent of memory removal.
    • tralalaa, on 10/12/2007, -2/+0lolz @ Teh.

      Cry more noob!
    • isthisnametaken, on 10/12/2007, -4/+2Jack wouldn't kill Curtis, it doesn't even make sense.
  • technoticau, on 10/12/2007, -0/+15someone patch me through
  • MollyD, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3Jack is amazing the new season is gonna be ridiculous, so excited for it!
  • canewediggit, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6from espn's sports guy nfl weekly picks column. place your bets...

    Jack Bauer (+13.5) over THE CHINESE (home team is always in CAPS)

    The pick (in body counts): Jack Bauer 23, The Chinese 0.
    • kevinharbin, on 10/12/2007, -7/+2HAHAHAHAHa

      SPOILER ALERT!!!
      somebody hasn't learned to use torrents yet
      END SPOILER ALERT!!!!!

      hahahahahaa
  • AdmiralAwsome, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4If you look up kickin' ass in the dictionary his face'll be there. Also JC4P you better be kidding. Cause Bauer is coming for you, revealing his secrets before the time is right.
  • Walli, on 10/12/2007, -1/+9http://www.ccir.ed.ac.uk/~jad/ringtone/CTU24.wav
    • bongg1925, on 10/12/2007, -1/+0thanks for that tone. i just send it through bluetooth to my cell phone.
    • MagicBobert, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2Dude, you rock. That is my new ringtone.
  • vanlandw, on 10/12/2007, -0/+7The MYSQL database died on the server the site was on. It has never been a problem tiill now moving the site to another server hopefully it will be back up for everybody ASAP.

    -vanlandw
  • RogerT1, on 10/12/2007, -3/+0!!!
  • RogerT1, on 10/12/2007, -1/+12The server is still down. Luckily, Chloe download the schematics to my PDA.
  • juliocgrajales, on 10/12/2007, -10/+2Chloe: Done, but did you know Edgar died.... wah, wah, wah,
    Jack: Shut the hell up you geeky annoying bitch, (gun sound: click)
    Chloe: Jack what are you doing, I have done what you asked we are friends
    Jack: Well, where were you when the chinese were torturing me when I had to eat my own feces, where were you when President Bush was elected, hah, Chloe I always asked you for schematics and you helped but I have discovered you are working for the terrorists
    Chloe: Jack, No!, you have lost your mind
    Jack: No the chinese have opened my mind, did you know everything in this world is the same everyone is capable of nothing and something at the same time, for example you chloe, you are capable of being pretty, smart, dumb and annoying all at the same time (Gun sound click)
    Bill: Jack put down your gun
    Jack: Bill move out the way I am going to kill the bitch no matter what, I just killed Curtis do you really think I care
    To Be Continued from the mind of juju
  • sandkiller, on 10/12/2007, -7/+1buried because it's down
  • AimlessAbyss, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Notice how Jack ends up killing more and more people per season. Gotta keep that audience entertained!
  • Morphine16, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1LOL @ kill 42 in season 4
  • jjafuller, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2Alright you angry hordes. ;-)

    The site should be redirecting to a media temple mirror for now. If it does not work at any given time give it a minute then try again.
  • wdfjxe, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4So Jack had the best k:d ratio in season 4, his stats are gonna go way up
  • tralalaa, on 10/12/2007, -7/+1I haven't seen this show since season 3.

    I remember at the end of one of the seasons, some random woman assaulted the President, and the very next season they didn't even MENTION it.

    I dunno if they touched up on it in later seasons, but I thought it was kinda stupid to end the season with something weird like that and just begin without a word.
    • Wisgary, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5I remember the president having a ***** up hand the season after that (where the venom entered the body) and having to take pills and a doctor monitor him because of the whole ordeal.
    • TheTrueAPlus, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2That was explained in the game. Palmer pardoned her in day 4.
    • tralalaa, on 10/12/2007, -1/+0The game?
  • merdiesel, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1Awesome list...
    This reminds me, does anyone know of trusted site that sells those Microtech Halo knives.
  • antdude, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1How about the prequel between season 5 and 6? ;)
    • TheTrueAPlus, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1He didn't get any then. It all was those hired double agents.
  • B0jangles, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5Shame he didn't get any kills for planting the bomb at B.
  • Retype, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1wheres the Jack Bauer Torture hit list... must be a similar count!
    • jwitherow, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3Don't read 4815162342's post right below me if you have not seen anymore episodes this season. Why must people be such jerks. Luckily I have seen those episodes.
  • 4815162342, on 10/12/2007, -6/+2is BlackJack on it yet? LOOOOL
  • ieatsmurfs, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3Jack Baur killing terrorists with a Palm treo was probably the best product placement usage ever.
    • senseigmg, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1You're going to get Bauer'd because you spelled his name wrong.
  • stgeorge, on 10/12/2007, -0/+41 more kill by "vampire bite" for Jack Bauer in Season 6, 6am-7am.
  • SolidSamus, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2yeah. that was kick ass. I yelled "VAMPIRE STYLE" when he did that. easily my favorite kill. Anyone else distrubed with this season so far? I still love it but this is the first season where I have gone..."*****...this could happen"
  • doughboy334, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1darn link is down atm.
  • eqrunner, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1correct link: http://www.bauercount.com
  • Thezeppelin62, on 10/12/2007, -7/+124 sucks, yay for lost
  • Paperthin, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1lol, vampire bit a hairy terrorist
  • kavery, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Not everyday that your trachea gets ripped out.
  • itsameericle, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3Jesus walks on water. Jack Bauer walks on Jesus.
  • speezer, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4It would be easier to just list the people he hasn't killed.
  • isthisnametaken, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Season 3, number 9 is the best. God I hated Nina.
  • kidlover69, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Vampire Bite!
  • kavery, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4Curtis Manning! Come on down!!!!!! You're the next contestant on The Price is Your Life!
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