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- inactive, on 07/03/2009, -4/+243Dugg for
"I **** The spiders on the wall"
"I **** The candles on the shelf."
"When I'm alone I **** myself." - BobSagetFan, on 07/03/2009, -2/+177This is really old, but who cares. This is freaking awesome and hilarious.
- novenator, on 07/03/2009, -2/+76I have seven, seven notches on my bedpost
- ilbbaicl, on 07/03/2009, -5/+64Best of Jimmy Kimmel's Unnecessary Censorship.
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1666742 - h0ser, on 07/03/2009, -3/+59no, but chances are the writer to this sketch is.
- ozydingo, on 07/03/2009, -2/+49Yes, but the point, and half of the joke, is that the song itself is censored where the real word in the song is in fact simply "count." The word "*****" we get by assumption. If steelersfan had written "*****" in place of "****" he'd have been wrong, and if he wrote "count" it wouldn't have been funny.
- T440, on 07/03/2009, -0/+29Ah-ah-ah
- mgd4, on 07/03/2009, -4/+31Seven notches?
Masturbation doesn't count you know? - getoffmybridge, on 07/03/2009, -1/+21How many times must I smack you before you act right?
- np0731, on 07/03/2009, -3/+22so old.
so incredibly old.
but still awesome. - RandomGorilla, on 07/03/2009, -3/+22Old as the hills but I'll digg it up anyway.
- theaudist, on 07/03/2009, -0/+13No.
- loneraver, on 07/03/2009, -0/+13 What's horrible is the version for kids is uncensored
- inactive, on 07/03/2009, -0/+13"Then they had the nerve to put a pimp on there. Now, they didn't go out and say he was a pimp. I know a pimp when I see one. They called him, "The Count". He had a cape on and everything. On the show you see him pimping. "Bitch, where is my money. You've been late 4 times, I've been counting. How many times must I smack you before you act right. "*Smack*One, *Smack*Two, Two smacks, ha,ha,ha,ha,ha." "
- ftc08, on 07/03/2009, -0/+12Dugg for the time sensitivity of the first clip
- muxaulo, on 07/03/2009, -2/+13The count loves to count. Every time he finishes counting, he laughs manically.
- reyoo30309, on 07/03/2009, -1/+11Ancient, but I love it so dugg.
- monkeymad2, on 07/03/2009, -0/+9neeeigh.
- zachstanley, on 07/03/2009, -0/+9Ouch. I guess no one else thought so.
- Numbski, on 07/03/2009, -0/+7Depends. How old are you? :P
- AtraNoxVII, on 07/03/2009, -2/+9I also enjoy a bit of *bleeping* myself.
- Rain12913, on 07/03/2009, -0/+7Is this the first prank call you've ever heard? That's the only explanation I can think of as to why you would find this amusing.
- DouglasQ, on 07/04/2009, -0/+7Ha! He mentioned smoking pot!
- tmartin417, on 07/03/2009, -0/+61...2...TWO SMACKS! AH...HA..HA.HAHAA! We needed the Dave C. reference in here somewhere.
- Kevinik, on 07/03/2009, -0/+6lol I know that from Chapelle http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUmYGLIubho
- inactive, on 07/03/2009, -1/+6Those aren't funny.
- Favreism, on 07/03/2009, -0/+5Agreed. Think of it as a Digg classic.
- ExoticKosher, on 07/04/2009, -1/+6When I'm alone I **** myself too.
- xz9925, on 07/04/2009, -0/+5try this one on for size
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwS1tGLB0vc - Miamisun, on 07/03/2009, -1/+6I also count myself when i am alone
- PsychoBrat, on 07/04/2009, -0/+4Old as count.
- ThantiK, on 07/03/2009, -3/+7Someone needs to ***** fix the interlacing algorithm on their video capture card. During the end of the movie it's nothing but interlaced purple lines.
- SecretPact, on 07/04/2009, -0/+4The noise he made on the cobweb... *BOING*
- chillybeans27, on 07/04/2009, -2/+6This is so old, Benjamin Franklin saw it and was like 'Repost.'
Still hilarious. - jordanlgta, on 07/03/2009, -5/+9Um...Dave Chappelle anyone?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i73dWYJqVHk
He talks about The Count at the end. - 8085ta, on 07/03/2009, -0/+4Statler: Waldorf? Is that you?
- notyourbroom, on 07/03/2009, -0/+4I used Praat. I ran the audio through it when I first saw the video about a year ago; I didn't save anything from it, though.
And the way it was presented to me was that our minds just "fill it in" because we're all secretly perverts or whatever, and the reason I did the analysis was to prove that the 'f' and 'k' sounds were absolutely there in the acoustic signal, not just something illusory. - Numbski, on 07/03/2009, -0/+4You had to do analysis to pick that up? I could hear it with the naked ear. :) Not that it matters - it's hilarious. Adding a touch of additional audio to nudge you in the right direction doesn't ruin the comedy AT ALL.
So what software did you use, and where are the results? Hmmm? - spvn, on 07/03/2009, -2/+5Holy count... that was counting awesome... I almost died laughing when he wanted to count himself...
Count it man, they really gotta show this counting thing on TV for all the kids who love to count. - archaist, on 07/04/2009, -0/+3I didn't lol until "spiders on the wall"
- cardcaptorstace, on 07/03/2009, -0/+3That made my day. :P
- ozydingo, on 07/05/2009, -0/+2http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FL99ESjnZg&fea ...
- ozydingo, on 07/05/2009, -0/+2http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FL99ESjnZg&fea ...
- Thoku, on 07/03/2009, -0/+2An oldie but a goodie.
- bobbknight, on 07/20/2009, -0/+2To bleeping bleeping bleeping!
- Philbert, on 07/03/2009, -0/+2Wow I saw this a couple years ago but forgot about it. Dugg for reminding me.
- kdmkdmkdm, on 07/04/2009, -0/+2I didn't need that
- inactive, on 07/04/2009, -0/+2whats the uncensored original
- Kevinik, on 07/03/2009, -0/+2***** awesome!
- inactive, on 07/04/2009, -0/+2"Today's episode was brought to you by the letter "M" and by Marlboro Kids now with 100% MORE Nicotine. So when the when your waiting at your day care for mommy who is late becuase the UPS man wants to show her his package why not light up and relax with Marlboro Kids the offical smoke of Tweety Bird?
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